Well, I guess it’s about the end of Mock a Socialist Week. We have a very fitting closing chapter today…
It is fitting and very ironic because in reality, Clayton Tucker and other scumbag socialists are actually the ones who think there is a Santa Claus. They think there is a Santa Claus who magically appears and gives them “free” medical care and “free” education and “free” food and “free” heating oil subsidies.
The name of THEIR Santa Claus is the Federal Government.
They view those of us who are fiscal conservatives as “meanies” who take great joy in depriving people of all this “free” stuff. That is because socialists like Clayton Tucker are morons who don’t understand the basics of how an economy works – even though his parents wasted $80,000 sending him to college.
The truth is, guys like me don’t care HOW much education or food or medical care you get…as long as you pay for it yourself OR it is given freely as private charity. We oppose and resent having our wallets raided against our will to pay for YOUR stuff. See the difference?
The federal government creates nothing. They don’t create wealth or food or medical care. They simply grab from one group and hand the loot over to another. That’s it. Oh, and they skim a big chunk for themselves before they hand it all back out again.
The federal government doesn’t magically make all these things appear – they are provided by doctors, farmers, oil workers teachers and other productive members of society. People who sacrificed a LOT of years learning their trade while you were sleeping in every morning and refusing to get a job yourself. People who get up at 5am every morning to get to the hospital and make life-saving decisions while you lay on the couch posting on Twitter about your latest fast. People out on an oil rig doing a dirty, exhausting job that a pussy like you couldn’t do for 60 seconds before you collapsed like a rag doll.
People who sacrificed years to become excellent at something and who get up and work 12-hour days do not take kindly to useless lazy bums like you grabbing 30% or 40% of what they worked hard to attain while calling them “greedy” for expecting to be paid for their services.
What have you ever done, you lazy shit bird? What have you created from nothing or built from scratch? How many people have you ever employed in your sad, pathetic little life? Hell, you haven’t even had a real job yet and you’ll be 32 in February! The high-school kid working at McDonald’s is more valuable to society in one day than you have been in your entire life.
Here is me looking at your accomplishments in life – which could rest comfortably on an eyelash…
This is what it would look like if local socialist Clayton Tucker of Lampasas had parents who actually insisted he move out of their house and get a job. It would not be pretty:
Of course he is “trans”. Of course ‘he’ is!
What’s wrong with this picture? Besides the obvious, of course?
Old man rant starting now….
This entire generation has spent their teen years plastered to social media instead of working a job to prepare them for the real world. I was out there making a buck at 11 years old on the local driving range. It was 1981 at the Zigfield Troy range in Florida. I wasn’t old enough to drive the big machine that picked up the balls (you had to be 13), so they gave me a bucket and a digger to walk around on that giant field and dig the balls out of the dirt that got missed by the machine and smooshed into the turf.
This was the early 80s, so there were no helmets or anything like that. I have no doubt that every guy on that range was saying “$5 to whoever hits the kid”. I was paid about $2.75 an hour and I thought that was the most awesome thing in the world. I wanted to work there every day and deposit money into my little passbook account to make interest on my cash.
On top of that, my Dad had non-stop yard work for me and my brother. Mowing the lawn, hauling trimmings to the dump, painting the house, painting his office, cleaning all the screens on the house. You name it. He paid me well, but it was summertime in south Florida. In other words – a sauna. I’m sure my brother and I bitched to each other, but we would never DREAM of bitching to the boss and I was happy to be making a buck. Making a buck gives you INDEPENDENCE – something today’s pussies have no desire for.
2. This pussy is making videos during work hours. I don’t have TikTok or any of that other shit but I see these stories all the time in my news feeds. It’s ALWAYS some pussy making a video about how hard their job is and what jerks the customers are while AT THEIR JOB!
Newsflash, fucko – there have ALWAYS been asshole customers for the last 200 years. I had them too. If I was a boss and saw some pussy kid making videos when he’s supposed to be bussing tables, I’d kick his ass to the curb that second. I see it all the time at restaurants – some pimply kid in huddled in the corner on their phone while the dishes pile up.
You see this with local socialist Clayton Tucker, too. He’ll take a picture of himself doing some mundane chore like it is some huge accomplishment. Who does that?? Today’s soft and spoiled pussies, that’s who.
Of course, he wears safety goggles while shoveling shit.
So that’s “ranching”? OK. I’m a rancher too, then. I’ve lost count of the times I’ve shoveled pig shit, goat shit, and chicken shit over the last 10 years. But I don’t think I have a single picture of any of them.
Think about this: who took that picture?? “Hey mom! Come take a photo of me shoveling so I can put it on my social media! Mom! MOM!!”
I’m trying to imagine what would happen if I got a flat tire on the highway and as I was changing the tire I yelled to my girlfriend to come take a picture of me so I can put it on TikTok. She would rightfully call me a pussy and dump me on the spot.
3. This soft-as-baby-shit kid can’t even work EIGHT HOURS??? When I was this kid’s age, I had three jobs. One of them was in the catering business. That was NON-STOP work. Unloading the vans, setting up, serving asshole customers, clearing tables, washing dishes, mopping floors, re-loading the vans, taking out shit tons of trash. I don’t EVER remember whining about “being tired”. I was 23 years old and had all the energy in the world. Our boss was cool as shit, so we wanted to bust ass for him. We got leftovers and he’d toss us a case of beer for free – a case of Miller Lite was about $9 back then but it seemed like a fortune. I worked with 2 or 3 of my best friends and we all broke our backs and loved it. Then we’d go out drinking until 1am and I’d be up at 6am for my REAL job.
You know why? Because I didn’t have a smart phone and social media shit to waste 20 hours a week on. Fuck you and fuck your phone.
4. If you are too big of a pussy to work at LEAST a 40-hour week, then you should stfu about not being able to afford rent. Clayton Tucker does this too – presumably to explain why he still lives with his parents at age 32. He complains about “inflation” and how “rent is now $2,000 and it was only $800 back then”.
Average weekly wages in 1973 were NOT $873. Not even close. Many people commented on this to Clayton Tucker and told him he was wrong, but he ignored all that. He has to somehow rationalize why he lives with his parents. Not to mention, EVERYTHING is “unaffordable” when you work zero hours a week, like Clayton Tucker of Lampasas.
We could have complained about inflation in the 80’s too, you moron. Do you have any CLUE how bad inflation was in the 1970s? I could have said “oh man…my Dad could buy a car for $3,000 and now they cost $20,000! Not fair!!”
You know what you do when you are a guy with no wife and kids, like Clayton Tucker? You get a buddy or two and SPLIT rent! Crazy, right? We also picked up extra hours. You work 50 or 60 hours and you get some roommates. I had three roommates in my 20s. We split rent, phone, cable and everything else four ways.
Then again, I guess you have to have friends to pull that off, right Clayton?
Not today. Today you think you’re entitled to an apartment (or house!) all to yourself and you cry if anyone expects you to actually work eight hours at a time.
I seriously think the government needs to treat smart phones and social media like alcohol – banned until you are 21 years old. Smart phones and ESPECIALLY social media has fucked up an entire generation of kids and turned them into pussies and zombies and morons who vote for socialism. TikTok should be banned completely.
Insecure, 14-year-old ones with eating disorders, mostly….
Also, only a young chick would need an app to tell her to start at 9pm and end at 9pm the next day.
Wow…an 18 hour fast every day of the week? Impressive. Then again, it is easy not to eat when you don’t have a job or anything else to do so you can sleep til noon and then just sit around at Mom’s house all day on your laptop.
[Not to mention: it’s all bullshit like many pseudoscientific fads that chicks believe in like gluten-free diets, fibromyalgia, long-Covid, palm reading, wearing masks to stop Covid, etc.]
I do a 15 hour fast every fucking night between dinner and breakfast the next morning, now that I think about it. So you basically eat a late breakfast and early dinner. But it sounds so much better to call it a “fast” and put it on an app. Just more evidence of the most pussified generation ever: patting yourself on the back for cramming all your meals into six hours.
Millennial pussies: never have lives less-lived been more-documented.
What’s next, Sally? Maybe a juice cleanse before grabbing mom’s Thigh Master? Or maybe post some photos of a dessert you had while out with the boyfriend? Maybe a strawberry daiquiri?
If I was Clayton Tucker’s dad and had this unemployed pussy living under my roof at age 32, I’d be over at Lampasas Beer Market getting hammered every night. Then I’d stagger home wasted and challenge her to feats of strength while poking her in the sternum and calling her an embarrassment to the family.
I might also yell at my wife for mollycoddling him and turning him into such a pussy in the first place. Mom probably gave him presents on OTHER kid’s birthdays when he started crying.
The guy who claims to be a rancher is going to fast to lose weight! LOL. You know how REAL ranchers lose weight? Doing their job everyday and busting their asses out in the real world. They don’t lay in bed at their parents’ house all day complaining about how faint they feel because they haven’t eaten all day.
Oh right. Because he’s in the pocket of scumbag politicians like Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Warren and donated $40 million to Democrats during the midterms. Funny how all the revelations came just days AFTER the elections happened and it was too late to influence the outcome. Kinda like Pfizer revealed their “vaccine” just a week AFTER Trump was up for re-election.
That phrase always reminds me of the scene in Animal House when Robert Hoover (president of Delta house) gets up at a disciplinary hearing and bullshits Dean Wormer by talking in circles and telling him “Delta house has a long tradition of existence to its members and to the community at large.”
Yes Finley, the recycling program exists, alright – but that’s about it. It doesn’t provide any ‘value’ to anyone except Waste Connections, who rips your face off carting this shit off and probably shipping it all to China or India where it will get dumped into the ocean…all so Janet Crozier can feel good about not throwing away her dirty mayonnaise jars.
Has anyone actually audited Waste Connections to see where the “recycled” material goes? I’ll bet you A HUNDRED DOLLARS that nobody has. Most likely, they are charging you an inflated price to “recycle” a bunch of shit that just ends up in a landfill anyways.
In a like manner, you could pay a homeless guy $1,500 a month to hang out on the town square and fling his own shit at the walls and then tell us he “provides tremendous value to the community in terms of providing shit flinging”. That makes about as much sense, logically.
If you have been reading here for the last 4.5 years (wow!), you know I like to send presents to all my favorite shitbirds every Christmas.
In 2019, I sent City council seven lovely goldfish ornaments – representing the seven goldfish who sit on council. I even showed up at the City Hall Dedication Ceremony and placed them on the tree myself:
These are now a collector’s item…since MOST of the country eventually came to their senses and realized Wuhan Flu was a giant scam. Narwall quickly went out of business, so this mask is probably worth thousands of dollars now. People will look back and say “holy shit, people lost their minds like it was the Salem Witch Trials”. This is a relic from that era.
Last year, everyone got ornaments:
Unfortunately, Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris was a total ingrate and decided to report me to the police! Can you believe it? Miss “Defund the Police” herself wasting the cops’ time because I was nice enough to send her a Christmas ornament?
Shit like this is supposed to scare me. It doesn’t.
Don’t worry, Potato Head…I got you something REALLY nice this year. Hint: it will be coming in the mail and will COST you a bunch of money! And you will NOT like it.
So this year I decided to get something for local socialist bum Clayton Tucker…
Human-sized and man-shaped teddy bears are now a thing, which have been designed for lonely women. Known as Loving Bear Puffy, the $135 giant teddy replicates the male body, with the head of an adorable half-asleep bear.
Miss Tucker will LOVE it! Yeah, it costs a bit of money, but it is totally worth it. I may sew a picture of Robert Francis O’Rourke’s face on it before I mail it out.
Apparently Clayton Tucker wants to mock the right…
Re-education camps? Where does the loony left get this insane shit? If ANYONE should be worried about fascist assholes sticking people in camps, it’s OUR side. It wasn’t very long ago that libtarded Covid Cult lunatics were suggesting all the unvaccinated people be forced into quarantine and prohibited from flying or crossing state lines or leaving their houses.
You want mocking? I’ll give you mocking. It is now Mock Socialist Clayton Tucker week.
How is this for mocking: I think you are actually a woman.
Clayton Tucker USED to put her “preferred pronouns” on her Twitter page, but that has disappeared recently. Is this a subtle hint? Or did she FINALLY get it through her thick, unemployed skull how absolutely ridiculous and off-putting that woke shit is around these parts?
Old page demanded you say “he/him/his”
Then it went away….
From pronouns to NO nouns. Weird!
ALSO notice that she quietly removed the part about being a cowboy. I guess merciless ridicule and exposure of truth will do that. Of course, she STILL insists that she is a rancher…which is another lie we have exposed and will continue to mock repeatedly.
But let’s look at the other evidence….
Drives a Chevy Equinox – a girl’s car. You may as well be driving a Mini Cooper or Mazda Miata.
208 S Western is Dad’s house. Real men don’t depend on other men to provide them a roof over their heads.Real men also aren’t “political organizers” – pussies are.
Declares his birthday on social media…just like girls do.
And the most recent (and most damning) fact: Uses the adductor/abductor machine at the gym. I shit you not. I couldn’t remember what that thing was called after I saw him using the “girl machine” – so I had to look it up. It’s THIS thing…
All I know is that in 25 years of going to dozens of different gyms, I have NEVER seen a male use it….until recently when Clayton hopped on and used it while browsing on his iPhone. If you can browse on your phone while “working out”, you are not working out. That’s ALSO a chick thing.
EVERYONE knows that machine is (1) targeted at women and (2) is a piece of shit that doesn’t work. So not only are you a woman, but a very dumb one at that!
What’s up with that Clayton? You trying to spot-reduce some saddlebags or something? Jesus Christ. What’s the matter – didn’t want to use your mom’s Thigh Master at home?
There is no generation more sad and useless than the millennial generation. A bunch of lazy, wussy soy boys.
More mocking of Clayton Tucker will be coming soon…..
Luckily, it only took the pilgrims a year to figure out that socialism doesn’t work. As opposed to today – where morons well into their adult life STILL think it’s a grand idea.
What the pilgrims knew about socialism and private property by John Stossel:
The Pilgrims had clashing ideas about how to organize their settlement in the New World. The resolution of that debate made the first Thanksgiving possible.
The Pilgrims were religious, united by faith and a powerful desire to start anew, away from religious persecution in the Old World. Each member of the community professed a desire to labor together, on behalf of the whole settlement. In other words: socialism. But when they tried that, the Pilgrims almost starved.
Their collective farming — the whole community deciding when and how much to plant, when to harvest, who would do the work — was an inefficient disaster. “By the spring,” Pilgrim leader William Bradford wrote in his diary, “our food stores were used up and people grew weak and thin. Some swelled with hunger… So they began to think how … they might not still thus languish in misery.”
His answer: divide the commune into parcels and assign each Pilgrim family its own property. As Bradford put it, they “set corn every man for his own particular. … Assigned every family a parcel of land.”
The Pilgrims’ simple change to private ownership, wrote Bradford, “made all hands very industrious, so as much more corn was planted than otherwise would have been.” Soon they had so much plenty that they could share food with the natives.
Happy Thanksgiving! Before we eat that turkey today, we should first thank private property rights because they protect us from the “tragedy of the commons” that resulted in starvation and death for the early Pilgrims’ failed experiment with Bernie Sanders-style socialism! Without property rights, Thanksgiving Day would instead be “Starvation Day.”
Socialism is being repackaged and recycled by today’s left-leaning politicians including Sanders and Ocasio-Cortez and is being taken seriously by a new young and gullible generation, many who weren’t even alive when the historic events of the 1980s and 1990s occurred including the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of the Soviet Union. But the lessons from history about the defects, deficiencies, and failures of socialism are very clear. As we’ve learned from countless examples throughout history, including now Venezuela, the main difference between capitalism and socialism is this: capitalism works.
You gotta hand it to Comrade Clayton Tucker. It’s VERY hard to be wrong every single time you open your mouth or tweet. VERY hard. I mean, go ahead and try to pick four losers in the NFL this weekend. It’s tough. Even if you TRY to be wrong, you are invariably, accidentally right SOME of the time.
Not Comrade Clayton, however. The bodies hadn’t even cooled at the gay nightclub shooting scene before local self-hating white “male” (and possible homosexual) Comrade Clayton Tucker was blaming those evil white guys in a re-tweet. The rest of the liberal morons were doing the same – blaming Tucker Carlson and the “white supremacist GOP”.
Even our local pudgy, hysterical doughboy (and DEFINITE homosexual) Cade Snyder/Hilgenberg jumped on the bandwagon. Blaming straight white males for everything and posting a screed that was written by an unhinged mind…
Oh my. Calm down, Sally. Your personhood is routinely challenged? LOL. What does that even mean? What a drama queen (pun intended). You will not fuck anybody up. You look like this, for Christ’s sake…
Well, that entire tweet is complete and utter horseshit. In fact, we found out yesterday that the guy who shot up the nightclub isn’t some “right winger”. He is another weirdo fuck who claims to be “non binary” (I still don’t know what that is, but it ain’t a straight conservative guy, that’s for sure) who used the moronic pronouns of “they/them” and insisted on being referred to as Mx. Aldrich. LOL. OOPS!
So I guess gay people ARE shooting up nightclubs after all! Oh, and a black guy shot up a Walmart just last night. You wouldn’t know that, however, because the media is silent when a black guy goes on a shooting spree. It’s always “details are sketchy” when that happens. But turns out he was black – which I predicted this morning when they didn’t name and shame him 5 minutes after the shooting…
From the look of one of his photos, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was gay too. Not that they’ll ever admit that.
Also, did you forget about the Muslim piece of shit who shot up Fort Hood back in 2009 and killed 13 white people (including a pregnant woman) and injured 30 others? He shouted Allahu Akbar right before he opened fire. Doesn’t sound like a white right-winger to me!
Or how about that racist piece of shit Darrell Brooks who mowed down a bunch of old white people in Wisconsin last Christmas? Yeah – the media was silent about that one too….and he was an ACTUAL racist!
But that doesn’t count because it’s OK to hate white people, as far as the mainstream media is concerned.
Want more examples? OK!
Just recently, a black student shot and killed three University of Virginia football players. You REALLY had to look hard to find a picture of the guy when he was on the loose, because he was a black dude – and we can’t have that.
There are countless stories of black teen mobs terrorizing Whitey – but those are ignored too. Like when it was “Beat Whitey Night”” at the Iowa State Fair:
In the United States in 2005, 37,460 white females were sexually assaulted or raped by a black man, while between zero and ten black females were sexually assaulted or raped by a white man.
Why is the data so old? Because they refuse to break it down racially anymore. It didn’t feed the narrative of Whitey oppressing blacks.
But tell me again how it’s ALL because of those “crazy right wingers” and “alt-right” white male assholes.
So, to put it short and simply (in deference to morons like Cade and Clayton), the reason you THINK that Right-Wing Whitey is doing all this violent damage to minorities is because you listen to propaganda on CNN and other mainstream media sources who do everything in their power to disappear all the black-on-white atrocities and make sure to amplify any white-on-black or straight-on-gay atrocities. You are brainwashed morons.
And no, Comrade Clayton, it’s not Greg Abbott’s fault. It’s the fault of WAY too much “green energy”. The very green energy that ignorant fools like yourself insist we install more of.
When you prioritize electricity from intermittent wind and solar via massive market-distorting subsidies, it destroys the efficiency of the grid by forcing the rest of the supply stack (dispatchable) to dance around wind and solar’s intermittency.
[I doubt Comrade Clayton even knows what the word “intermittency” means]
If batteries are the solution to wind and solar intermittency who do you think balances the intermittency without batteries? Dispatchable generators.
So the subsidies for wind & solar have two distorting effects, not only do they encourage way more wind and solar penetration than is ideal but they also ruin the economics of the entire rest of the grid, the dispatchable backbone.
This means investment for dispatchable generators gets starved at the same time that investment floods into intermittent sourcesbut, you can’t get rid of the dispatchable sources because they have to be able to replace 100% of the intermittent production at any given time.
It will show up in subtle ways at first, like the Winter storm Uri disaster in Texas, but over time it will take less and less “extreme” weather to break grids. The system is designed to fail.
Wind and solar are the woke power providers insisting that they be accommodated at the expense of the reliable power sources. They hurt the efficiency of the grid, increase costs and reduce reliability.
If Greentards were REALLY interested in what’s best for the planet AND for humans, they would be pushing nuclear hard. Texas could easily build 3 or 4 nuke plants to handle baseload needs. But Greentards block nuke plans at every turn.
If we see rolling blackouts this winter, be sure to carry your torches and pitchforks to where they belong: the houses of radical liberal greentards like Clayton Tucker and Bruce Haywood.
