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Socialist Buffoon Still Has Hots For Failed Former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttplug And His Stupid Ideas.

For most normal people, the name “Pete Buttigieg” will quickly be forgotten as anything other than a chest-feeding, paternity-leave-taking DEI hire who fucked up nonstop for four years and then faded into obscurity.

But for local socialist and fake farmer Clayton Tucker, Mayor Pete is a genius and a source of brilliant ideas who should be listened to forever!

Oh, I get it! Let the same corrupt assholes who allowed hundreds of billions of tax dollars to disappear down a rat hole on their watch stay there even longer and “look for waste and fraud.” Fantastic! Let the exact same incompetent foxes guard the henhouse another four years!

Mayor Pete and Comrade Clayton are SO smart!!

Happy Joe Stack Day

Who is Joe Stack?

So glad you asked. He was an American hero who flew his plane into an IRS building 15 years ago in North Austin.

I remember driving by that building and marveling at the destruction. Unfortunately, he only took out a single employee. But his heart was in the right place.

I invented this holiday 15 years ago in remembrance. It is to remind us that the IRS is a pure, unnecessary evil and anyone who works for them is a piece of shit and deserves pancreatic cancer. That also goes for anyone who cheers on the IRS too.

***Fat fuck hasn’t filed taxes in over 23 years***

Kraut-For-Brains Beclowns Herself Again. More Proof Old German Crones Should Not Be Allowed To Vote.

Few people have spewed more TDS nonsense since January 20th than our old Dummy Kraut Christine Seefeldt. I guess she has a lot of time on her hands with mortgage rates at 7%. As usual, she has absolutely no idea what she’s talking about.

This moron ACTUALLY THINKS that the “D” in DEI stands for disability. She is also clearly mistaking it for the ADA – a turd of a law that REPUBLICAN president Bush is responsible for signing. The ADA has cost small businesses hundreds of billion of dollars. But dummy krauts who have never run their own business and can barely write at a fourth-grade level don’t care about that.

Dear dummy kraut: the D stands for DIVERSITY. As in, “hey, we have way too many extremely competent white male air-traffic controllers! Let’s lower the standards so we get more black chicks in here!!“

Great idea. I can only hope that dummy kraut Christine Seefeldt gets on one of those planes on a trip to Germany and ends up at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean. Dumb twat.

Let’s see how DEI is working out for that shitbag Obama and his Presidential Library:

In the sweetest piece of irony ever, Barack’s Chicago Shrine is turning out to be a near-perfect metaphor for the entire Democratic party.

A black-owned concrete subcontractor is suing the structural engineering firm behind the project for $40 million claiming that they were discriminated against.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Socialist Sphincter Celebrates His Thirty-Fourth Year In Mom’s Womb.

It’s that time of year again! Local socialist Clayton Tucker edges ever-closer to middle-age yet still resides in his mother’s attic – tightly grasping her apron strings and afraid to face the real world.

Wow! Disconnected from social media for “most” of an entire day! Incredible!

[He must be getting pretty impatient waiting for Mamaw to pass away so he can move into that free “ranch house” out there. Reminds me of Prince Charles waiting about 30 years for the queen to die. Also, if I’m 94 years old, I’m going to eat REAL ice cream and whatever the hell else I want, and if my doughy, pasty retard grandson tries to push any fake ice cream on me, I’d knock him into next week.]

Seems like just yesterday I was mocking him for being 32 years old and living with mom….

Socialist Bum Celebrates 32nd Birthday Still Living With Mom

My how time flies! He better hope he finds his own place to live before he runs for Ag Commissioner or he’s going to look pretty sorry to a LOT more people.

Fat Village Dipshidiot Bruce Haywood Pokes Head Up To Make Fool Of Himself Yet Again.

Loose Haywire STILL blabbering about taxes – despite the fact he DOESN’T PAY ANY.

“Based on attendance”? Bruce, weren’t you the dipshit who kept his daughter out of school for an entire year because you were scared of a cold virus that CLEARLY was zero threat to teenaged girls? Yes, yes you were:

I’m perfectly fine with public schools getting less money. The competition might finally force them to tighten their belts. There is no world where it makes sense for guys like “Doctor” Chane Rascoe to to make $220,000 per year to polish a seat.

It is a well-established FACT that the number of administrators in the school systems has EXPLODED over the years. THAT is where all the money is going Bruce, you fat fuck. Open the competition up for the school dollar and a lot of useless parasites lose their jobs, theoretically. I’m willing to give that a shot.

**Non-stop money wasting on stupid shit**

But Bruce is a parasitic, low-IQ libslob who spends his days stuffing Whattaburger down his gullet. So he doesn’t understand any of that. He’s still waiting for Trump to go to jail for “selling nuclear secrets,” lol.

Retard.

We All Know What Comrade Clayton Got For Valentine’s Day

Enjoy them, Comrade! Don’t eat them all in one sitting!

Socialist Plecostomus Doesn’t Know Difference Between STATE and FEDERAL Budgets.

You’d think an unemployed bum who spends his entire life on the Internet blabbering about politics and styling himself as a “leader” of several different non-profit political grifts would understand the difference between state and federal spending.

You’d also think a 34-year-old whose mom spent $80k on college for him would also know fourth-grade math and understand how to read little charts like this.

You’d be wrong on both counts!

If you add ALL of those up, it comes out to about $106 billion.

Of course, if you read the actual blurb up there, it says “SINCE 2000” – so these are the totals for a quarter of a century all added up. In other words, about $4 billion PER YEAR. Just for comparison, you should know that the federal governmentruns a DEFICIT of OVER $4 billion every single DAY.

Also, the USAID corruption that Comrade Clayton has been defending to the death blows though $40 billion per year – or TEN TIMES MORE than his little chart here.

FURTHERMORE, the biggest number on there by FAR is Boeing, which it states is MOSTLY STATE incentives. If the state of Washington is stupid enough to shovel $13 billion into the Boeing furnace, it’s no skin off my ass. No skin off the federal government’s ass either! So I guess it’s more like $3.5 billion per day now after you subtract $13 billion from the chart.

But wait, there’s more!

The Intel chunk of change was ALL Joe Biden unilaterally deciding to hand out money to a company worth over $200 billion – and Comrade Clayton was CHEERING that a year ago when it happened. I took a shit all over the idea, as you recall:

Intel Awarded $20 Billion In Chip Incentives For US Plants.

I even said “I wonder if Comrade Clayton will complain about “corporate subsidies” upon hearing this story? I’m guessing not – since Biden is the one handing out free money.“

General Motors? The greedy unions (which Comrade Clayton LOVES) sank that company and they had to be bailed out to the tune of $11 billion by the taxpayers. Frankly, I remember saying “fuck em – let them go under.”

Lastly, it says AGAIN on the above blurb that those totals ALSO include “state and local grants” but don’t say how much. So the total of $3.5 billion per year from the feds is STILL too high. It’s probably well under $3 billion per year.

So to summarize:

Comrade Clayton is having a shit about $3 billion per year going to corporations ostensibly to create jobs but then he defends the $40 billion being pillaged by USAID to produce NO discernible results except to flood the country with third-world trash.

He also loved the $20 billion for Intel a year ago but has flip-flopped 180 degrees on that, because he is a simpleton who never thinks anything through and has the memory of a goldfish.

Oh, and Comrade Clayton is ALSO a HUGE fan of the Green New Deal grift which has seen hundreds of billions go to companies that are now bankrupt and produce absolutely nothing of value and create zero jobs.

Do us all a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP with your whining about “corporate subsidies.” You’re a moron socialist. If you had your way, EVERY company would be run by the government and misdirecting billions in tax dollars like the old USSR.

Just go back to mommy’s attic and put some more hats on your goats, you dunce.

Ground Brisket Hamburgers – Sounds Delish!

Damn! Innovation, marketing, hustle and a real website offering actual products combine to move beef products. Sounds awesome!!

In the other corner we have: fake grifter hobby rancher who puts hats on his goats for pictures. Crap website with non-existent fantasies like goat yoga. Spends his time begging for followers for his Substack, which is a giant mish-mash of shitty writing and retarded ideas….

Cinnabon’s dead twin brother Splenda is still listed on website.

Not the first time begging for followers, either. This is a 34-year-old “male” doing this, btw…..

They are not the same. I absolutely cannot WAIT for Comrade Clayton to run for office again. It’s going to be a barrel of monkeys!!

I AM curious though: what happens at 500 fake, non-paying followers? Pat on the head from mom? A shiny new penny from Dad? The mind boggles.

Socialist Semen Sipper Clayton Tucker Still Squawking. Angry That Massive Corruption and Graft Being Exposed.

So now it’s “authoritarian” for the duly-elected President of the United States to run the Executive Branch, of which he is the head? It’s “tyranny” to demand audits of departments and organizations which are Constitutionally under his purview?

LOL. Do the shitlibs really not realize how fucking stupid they look defending hundreds of billions of tax dollars being stolen and wasted?

Clayton Tucker DEMANDS the corruption and graft be left in place!!!

Amazing that we weren’t close to a “constitutional crisis” when Joe Biden pardoned his family members and allies, defied court orders on policies he knew were illegal, and tried to tweet amendments into the constitution.

Nobody takes this seriously anymore, except smooth-brains like Clayton Tucker.

Incredible that the shitlibs REPEATEDLY pick 80%/20% issues and then stand on the 20% side and defend it to the death. Dumb stuff like men in dresses playing women’s sports or hundreds of billions of tax dollars unaccounted for or literally stolen.

I guess if you are a parasite who has never really paid any taxes, you don’t see the big deal. The rest of us are livid and support these audits and exposure of corruption 100%.

But by all means, keep sending deranged lunatics like Jizzman Crockett and Bernie Sanders out there to defend their corruption and graft. Then you can lose elections for the next 25 years. Morons.

There once was a rent boy named Tucker,
They all say he’s quite a cocksucker:
Hightower, O’Rourke
Brown guys who hate pork,
Plus a couple of dozen gay truckers.

City Wants ANOTHER $105,000 For Hostess House “Surprises”

Well, they’ve already blown through the original 5% contingency ($105,000) so now, like a losing poker player on tilt, they want to drunkenly re-ante and throw more good money after bad [page 75]:

I hate to say “I told you so” more than a few times WAAAYYY back at the start of this fiasco when it was just a “few minor repairs.”

The only person who’s probably happy about this is Talbert, since it makes everyone forget about HER money wasting for a few hours, at least.

Hey, Finley is still on the City payroll as a “consultant” – maybe he can whip up a report about how this all got so fucked up and then charge the City $2,000 for it!

FYI, the current CONTINGENCY on this thing ($210,000 now) is BIGGER than the ORIGINAL BUDGET of $200,000. LOL. It’ll only take 20 years of renting it out for $10,000 per year to merely get the contingency amount back.

Unbelievable.