Lampasas Sales Tax Receipts Eke Out Tiny 1.2% Gain – Versus UP 6.66% For Texas.

Lampasas recorded a 1.2% gain in sales tax receipts for the month of May. Trailing the state as a whole, which saw a 6.66% rise in revenue.

Lampasas is now dead flat on YTD sales tax revenue – despite inflation AND the solar eclipse ‘bump’ in activity. Apparently, the eclipse was only worth about $2,800 in added revenue – a FAR cry from the $70,000 the City spent preparing for the eclipse.

How did other cities fare?

Burnet: UP a whopping 21.8%! I’m guessing this had to do with the eclipse and the giant party/festival they had there. That caused an extra $60,000 in revenue for city coffers.

Marble Falls: UP a modest 2%

Dallas: UP an impressive 9.35%

Austin: UP 4.5%

Clueless, Spoiled Limo Libshit Has Breakdown Over Nothing.

Is your city being overrun by crime because libshit Soros DAs refuse to press charges? Are illegal Squatemalans, Venezuelans, Haitians and other fake refugees driving up rents and spreading tuberculosis in your area? Did you just spend $140 for a few items at the grocery store? Did you just get hammered with a 25% insurance rate increase thanks to Bidenflation?

I hate to inform you of this, but those aren’t real problems, you poor fool. In fact, according to most libshits, those problems don’t even exist. You are imagining them. The economy is actually AWESOME.

But even if those problems DID exist, they pale in comparison to the trauma that poor libshit-moved-to-Massachusetts Carol Garner Doughty is enduring. I mean, look how this poor libskank is suffering greatly in her new home state:

At first, I didn’t get what she was whining about. I was trying to make something phonetic out of the 4MGF part. As if some guy got a random plate that read IMAFG or something. I could see being upset with that, even though a libshit would be proud of that plate.

No, the part she is worked up about is the number 45.

Why? Because Trump was the 45th president, obviously!

Yes, I am serious. THAT is how insane and irrationally filled with rage and TDS these libskanks are. This is just MORE proof that women should have never been given the vote.

This is the kind of stupid shit you waste your life on and complain about when you are completely devoid of purpose or brains.

We will set aside for the moment how monumentally retarded you have to be to post your license plate number on a public page for all to see. Now thieves and scumbags know your full name, your license plate and can easily find your address in Lenox MA. Who knows what mischief they could get up to. But yeah – keep telling yourself how smart you are and how dumb all the anti-mask, antivax mouth-breathing Texans are, sweetie.

How far do you take this shit? Do you go cut up any credit cards you have that might have a “45” in them? Do you refuse to buy a cool house because the address is 45 Gropecunt Lane? Do you refuse to celebrate the 45th birthday of your retarded they/them fake tranny daughter named James? Do you refuse to accept any phone numbers with a 45 in them? Do you tell all your rich bitch friends at the Big Libshit Charity Event that you absolutely refuse to sit at table #45 even though George Clooney is sitting there, too?

Naturally, local Covid Cult moron Stephanie “Potato Head” Fitzharris (who has tried to convince everyone she is NOT actually a libtard Biden lover) jumped in on the Trump bashing…

Some of her new fellow limo libskanks suggested she pay big money for a vanity plate to avoid all this terrible unpleasantness. By all means, tie up the entire system with questions and requests because there is a “4” followed by a “5” in your plate. If I worked at the DMV and had to listen to this twat, I’d say “sure thing!” and send her a new plate that was 45 45 45. Or maybe CNT45

Spoken like a TRUE rich dummy

Libskank Carol has her own ideas, however…like NOT getting a new plate in her new state of residence…

Yes. By all means, take your chances! I certainly won’t alert the cops or the DMV in Berkshire County!

Unfortunately for Libskank Carol, changing plates/license/registration is required by law within 30 days of establishing residency in MA. Luckily, Carol the Moron has posted very publicly about her entire move and made it clear they are living full time in Massachusetts now. No getting around it at this point, dipshit! Then there is the whole problem of the fact you were ALREADY issued a plate and just refused to put it on – so you can no longer plead ignorance of the law. Any cop can easily see that as well.

Christ, what an imbecile!!

It’s a good thing some rich chump was dumb enough to marry this witch, because with her ‘brains’ she would be living under a bridge somewhere giving blowjobs for $5 if it weren’t for him taking her in.

David Hogg’s Head Looks Like an Egg On a Toothpick

A convention of wormy communist parasites would not be complete without femboy David Hogg yammering about gun control.

I bet he and Comrade Clayton talked looong into the night, if you know what I mean. They have so much in common: both grifter parasite commies who have never worked a real job in the private sector. Both have never employed anyone. Both are non-profit grifters promoting commie shit like gun bans and tranny crap.

Naturally, Hogg has TWO armed guards for himself. Hypocrite.

That is the kind of manly physique you get from a steady diet of soy milk and semen.

Fat Man Dressed Like Whorish Woman Is Speaker At Commie Convention.

We used to call these freaks pedophiles. Now they are keynote speakers at the Texas Democrat Communist Convention. I bet Comrade Clayton bought “her” a few drinks at the bar afterwards, eh?

This is the kind of perverted shit that Bruce Haywood and Stephanie Fitzharris are apparently proud of. Absolutely unbelievable that we are at this point as a country/state.

Funny how they always want to read to kids. Not old people in nursing homes. Not adults recuperating in the hospital. Not war veterans. But little impressionable, innocent kids.

Sick fucks.

Turns Out America-Bashing Libshit Christine Seefeldt’s Dad Was a Nazi Who Fought For Hitler.

I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree….

Christine Seefeldt never misses a chance to tell everyone how much she hates Trump, how much she hates guns, how much she hates the free market and how much she loves socialism and wealth redistribution.

Yeah, the poor Germans! They were all held captive to hypnosis and cannot be blamed for their motives! They were just following orders! They were all brainwashed! Poor dears.

Seefeldt completely misses the irony here as SHE HERSELF (and many other middle-aged female libshits) are in the exact same boat. They were (and still are) brainwashed about Covid shutdowns, fake covid vaccines, masking, BLM bullshit, the ‘benefits’ of open borders, stealing from one group of citizens to pay for the ‘education’ of others and price controls.

They too, are being held captivated by the fascist actions of Joe Biden – a senile old fool who is trying to jail his political opponent and force one horrible policy after another on the population by executive decree. Seefeldt cheers ALL that shit but in the same breath wants pity for her poor brainwashed father.

Fuck all that.

Seefeldt has made her hatred of the U.S. Constitution very clear, despite her utter bullshit ramblings about how the poor, stupid, brainwashed Germans saw the light about the Constitution and freedom once they were captured!

Hitler disarmed his citizens too, you dumb shit. Made it a lot easier to kill a few million jews and control everyone else. Christine Seefeldt would love to see that happen here as well. Which is why dumb old ladies like her should have never been given the privilege of voting.

“Dad was a Nazi and so am I!”

I don’t feel the least bit bad saying that it’s a shame that Seefeldt’s dad didn’t take a bullet to the head that day as he was raining down machine gun fire on our boys storming the beach unprotected like sitting ducks. Then this anti-American, anti-Constitution, freedom-hating moron would never have been born to contaminate the Central Texas area today.

City About To Take Pipe On Massive Health Insurance Premium Increases

From next Monday’s City council packet….

Staff met with the City’s health insurance advisor May 30th to review records related to claims in comparison to premiums paid (loss ratio). Unfortunately, cost of health benefits exceeded premiums by approximately 14%; a deficit, and slightly higher than last year’s ratio.

In FY 2024 the City was able to cover increases in premiums primarily through adjustment in the plan coverage and network. This year, however; it is likely the City will see a double-digit percent increase in rates.The ratio was also impacted by high-cost prescriptions. Staff and consultants will wait for May’s total claims to include in the 12-month rolling ratio for a hopeful decrease in the deficit.

Maybe I misunderstand how this all works, but the City pays around $2.5 million a year in health insurance premiums for their employees. That’s the generous “benefits” you never heard Finley or Gump bring up at salary begging time in July and August. So does that mean the COST of health benefits for 117 employees was about $2.85 million?!? That can’t be right. That’s over $24k on average for every single City employee. Or maybe somebody had a $500k hospital bill or something.

One thing is sure – there are more than a few City employees who could stand to drop a few pounds. I remember Assistant to the City Manager Gump had some hare-brained scheme in August of 2022 to reward people who lost weight. It was right about the time he had another hare-brained scheme to give City employees super-cheap golf fees of around $5 or something. Luckily, that moronic request seems to have died in the crib.

Wind Turbine Epic Failures

A little warm-up for this summer when we have those windless days and everyone is yelling at you to turn the temp up in your house so a bunch of libshit transplants from New York can charge their Tesla electric fagmobiles….

Get ready for some big electric bills over the next 3-4 months. After all, we have to build TWO sets of power generation systems because of the unreliability of wind and solar. Texas needs to start building about 8 or 9 nuke plants NOW to meet demand. Wind is for morons.

Commie Freaks and Clowns Descending On El Paso For Next Four Days.

Today begins the Texas Communist Convention in El Paso.

Destructive parasites, obese losers, androgynous pink-haired freaks and mentally ill they/thems will mingle in a miasma of body odor, cat piss and weed fumes.

Disgusting.

All to talk about how they can attempt to destroy the Great Republic of Texas with moronic socialist policies like “Medicare for all,” “$20 minimum wage,” and “free everything!”

Perhaps they don’t know this, but more than HALF of all job creation in the U.S. over the last 5 years has come from TWO states. Texas and Florida.

Report: More than HALF of all new American jobs in the last 5 years are in just two states

Those are two RED states. Clearly those policies are working. So why can’t these morons just be happy they live in a great place instead of devoting all their spare time devising ideas (open borders, windmills, ending fossil fuels) to destroy what is so good?

Radical-left Commiefornie getting destroyed.

And believe me, these losers have PLENTY of spare time. Kristi Lara and Clayton Tucker are prime examples of losers in their 30s and 40s who have never bothered with a career and instead sponge off mom while jumping from one unpaid non-profit to another. Or spending their time ranting on a street corner to accomplish absolutely nothing.

Hopefully, some of those illegals they love so much in El Paso will realize they now have a target-rich environment of beta males and spoiled pussies to beat up and rob. Now THAT would be awesome!

Career Parasite and Moron Has Pancreatic Cancer.

I have posted my list of politicians I would love to see drop dead a few times over the years. It’s amazing that all these old farts who are pure evil and do nothing but destroy America seem to live forever while innocent little kids get leukemia and stuff. There is truly no justice in the world.

But we finally got a bite on the list! Grade-A moron and miserable supertwat Sheila Jackson Lee will be in the ground before long. She has pancreatic cancer!

Normally, I wouldn’t wish pancreatic cancer on my worst enemy. But I make an exception here. Lee is well known for being a GIANT twat who mistreats her staff, throws tantrums on planes, pulls the old “do you know who I am” bullshit all the time and is a colossal moron who is so arrogant, she actually thinks she’s a genius.

After she drops dead in a few months, the press and other libshits will try to lionize her. Don’t fall for that. Remember: she is just a fat, stupid grifter with a high opinion of herself that is entirely unwarranted.

She was actually in the news a couple months ago when she made yet another spectacular display of idiocy by telling a bunch of school kids “the moon is mostly made of gasses.”

This parasite has been in office for over 30 years and has never worked a real job in her entire miserable life. Good riddance!

Sheila Jackson Lee steps down from key positions

Let’s take a look at some of her moments of colossal stupidity, arrogance and evilness over the years. This idiot actually has the GALL to call OTHER people stupid! She has ZERO self awareness.

In 1997, while on a trip to the Mars Pathfinder operations center in California, Jackson Lee asked if the Pathfinder had succeeded in taking a picture of the flag planted on Mars by Neil Armstrong in 1969. Needless to say, Jackson Lee, then a member of the House Science Committee, had confused Mars with the Moon.

Jonathan Strong, then of the Daily Caller documented in 2011, she constantly referred to one staff member as “You Stupid Motherfucker,” threw her cell phone at another and demanded to be chauffeured by car when travelling between House office buildings (which are connected by tunnels) and that staffers run to the supermarket at 2 a.m. to buy garlic supplements for her.

Jackson Lee has long been known as one of the most difficult members of Congress to work for, and, according to a 2011 Daily Caller report that cited a number of former staff members, frequently used demeaning language and name-calling when addressing them.

“You stupid motherf—-r,” one former employee said Jackson Lee “constantly” called him, while another described an occasion her parents were visiting from out of town and overheard Jackson Lee call her a “stupid idiot” because of a scheduling change. “Don’t be a moron, you foolish girl,” the former aide alleged Jackson Lee told her.

Another former aide alleged Jackson Lee once told them, “You don’t understand. I am a queen, and I demand to be treated like a queen.”

In 2010, Jackson Lee appeared to forget that Vietnam is not divided, apparently confusing it with Korea. She said “Today, we have two Vietnams side by side, north and south, exchanging and working,” she said. “We may not agree with all that North Vietnam is doing, but they are living in peace. I would look for a better human rights record for North Vietnam, but they are living side by side because that was a civil war.”

Early in her tenure in Congress, back in the days when airlines still served food, Jackson Lee would demand the ability to make multiple first class reservations on Continental Airlines and then cancel them freely according to her schedule. The airline did not appreciate this. The culminating point was when Jackson Lee boarded a flight back to her Houston district and discovered the first class menu didn’t include the seafood option that she wanted. The congresswoman started screaming “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee. Where is my seafood meal? I know it was ordered!”

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) stunned attendees at a high school solar eclipse event in April 2024 by claiming the rock-solid moon is a “planet” that is “made up mostly of gases” — before adding she still wants to be “first in line” to learn how to live there. “You’ve heard the word ‘full moon.’ Sometimes you need to take the opportunity just to come out and see a full moon is that complete rounded circle, which is made up mostly of gases,” Jackson Lee, 74, told teenage pupils.

In 2014, Jackson Lee claimed in a House speech that the U.S. Constitution is 400 years old. That is not even close to being correct. “Maybe I should offer a good thanks to the distinguished members of the majority, the Republicans, my chairman and others, for giving us an opportunity to have a deliberative constitutional discussion that reinforces the sanctity of this nation and how well it is that we have lasted some 400 years, operating under a Constitution that clearly defines what is constitutional and what is not,” Lee said.

In Dec. 2017, Jean-Marie Simon, a United Airlines passenger traveling on a Washington, D.C. bound flight from Houston, alleged she was bumped from her first class seat so that it could be given to Jackson Lee. 

Simon, a Democrat and attorney, accused United of giving preferential treatment to Jackson Lee, although the company denied the accusation and claimed the woman canceled her ticket using the mobile app. Simon denied that she canceled her ticket, but was reseated in a lower seating class.

“I asked for nothing exceptional or out of the ordinary and received nothing exceptional or out of the ordinary,” Jackson Lee said in a statement to the Houston Chronicle following the incident, and later claimed on Facebook she was being targeted because she is Black.