On this day, June 10, 1752 was Ben Franklin’s famous kite experiment.
“That stormy night, Ben Franklin and his son William stood under a shed in a field outside Philadelphia and launched the kite. Franklin believed the wire on the kite would attract electricity from the storm, then conduct it down the wet hemp string. He made sure the silk cord at the end stayed dry, so that it would act as an insulator.
As the scientist Joseph Priestly wrote, “Dr. Franklin, astonishing as it must have appeared, contrived actually to bring lightning from the heavens, by means of an electrical kite, which he raised when a storm of thunder was perceived to be coming on.”
With the kite dancing amid the thunderclouds, Franklin noticed the loose threads on the hemp string were standing erect. He moved his hand near the key got the shocking result he had hoped for. Franklin’s Leyden jar, in Priestly’s words “collected electric fire very copiously.”
This experiment would lead to the invention of lightning rods the following year.
Well, the worst-kept secret ever (one I figured out a year ago) is now apparently out of the bag:
Classic. The news gets out by accident when some old shitlib who looks like this…..
…inadvertently blabs it on his crappy BlueSky account. Too perfect. That sums up how the entire “campaign” will go for Comrade Clayton, too: a disaster wrapped up in a giant clusterfuck.
I was all over this move like Clayton is all over Beto O’Rourke’s cock:
THIS is what I have been waiting for. THIS is why I have documented all his lies and bullshit and socialist nonsense for the last five years. So I can ruin Clayton’s run for statewide office and help hand him his FOURTH straight defeat. I cannot WAIT to hand over this treasure trove of Clayton’s lies to his opponent.
I do have to wonder why Comrade Clayton hasn’t just admitted it himself yet. Granted, he cannot formally file until November of this year, I think. Maybe he doesn’t want a bunch of more-qualified shitlibs to run against him in the primary. It also explains why he is following Ken Doll Scudder all around with his tongue up his ass. Ken Doll (who is state chair) will likely clear the field for Clayton as payback for making all those finger sandwiches and licking his balls out in the parking lot after the recent “speeches” they have been making together.
Let’s hope not, though. The thought of antagonizing him on the campaign trail for eight months is just too awesome for me to miss out on.
Oh, and PLEASE nobody go telling Susan Hays that a fake rancher who lives with his mom at age 34 is going to run for Ag Commissioner on the shitlib side. We don’t want her barging in and challenging a super-weak and retarded opponent in the primary and destroying Clayton before I get to do it. Thanks.
Community Organizer for Bernie Sanders communist offshoot group “Our Revolution”
P.S. – Here is what I wrote 10 months ago:
Now – why is Comrade Clayton posting such weirdo shit? Why did he change his page to “Clayton Tucker for Texas”? Why is he praising a bunch of kids he doesn’t know and lying about being involved in this “victory” of the 4H Club?
I’ll tell you why. Think about the other shit he has done lately:
Lampasas’s most famous goldbricker is on the road again. The kid who can’t spare a moment to feed a guard dog to protect his pet goats wasted seven hours or more to travel to a taco joint to ‘speak’ to a roaring crowd of….maybe 14 old farts? I don’t know. Only one person RSVP’d on his website and he hasn’t posted any photos yet. Must have been a bust.
Lemme guess what the “excellent information” was: “Billionaires are stealing from you! We need to rise up! Power to the people! People over profits! Down with the oligarchy. Blah, blah, blah. Global warming. Blah blah blah. Big Ag!!”
Does that about cover it? LOL. I can just see Comrade Clayton with his tiny fist in the air in the back corner of El Taco Jalisco II screeching in his soprano register while eight or ten old farts are trying to order some salsa and chips. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
“Looking forward to seeing where [sic] the future holds for him“?? Seriously? This is it. This IS the future – he’s already almost 35 years old. LOL. He’s not like some promising college student who’s setting the world on fire and the world is his oyster. No, no. He’s a stay-at-home-son waiting for mom and dad to die so he can have a free house. THAT’s the future. It’s a big, empty space. He will live in his dead mom’s house, protest dumb shit that doesn’t affect him and then die alone one day. Probably sooner than later considering all the Covid shots he’s taken.
If you want to see his future, look at Stephanie Fitzharris’s gay buddy Garry:
Oh well. On the PLUS side, he has a lot fewer animals for mom to feed while he’s away than he did a couple weeks ago before the Great Coyote Goat Massacre of 2025:
BAM. Yes. I voted for that. I bet that felt great feeling that club crack that asshole’s collar bone. Fucking clown.
A man in the anti-ICE crowd rushed towards an LAPD officer with a pepper ball gun and gets lit up with pepper balls and hit with a baton before running away. pic.twitter.com/QoOQFTtkJT
Look at this midget asshole. He’s the perfect size to stuff into a cannon and fire him back over the border. Commie piece of shit.
Also, I can’t believe how many morons run around these things with their cameras out taking video. I know I’m a dinosaur and never video shit with my phone, but what’s the point? There are THOUSANDS of clips of stuff like this on Twitter. Why go down there and put yourself at risk? You’re busy staring at your screen and then you get nailed with rubber bullets or a tear gas canister. Bunch of morons. Zero pity for those people.
A couple years ago, local kraut-for-brains and moron real-estate agent Chris Seefeldt bragged about how awesome Germany was for allowing hordes of third-world trash to pour into Germany unfettered.
She also chastised the horrible, terrible United States for trying to STOP the flow of third-world scumbags, rapists and murderers. This was smack in the middle of the “Biden” administration when innocent girls like Laken Riley were being brutally murdered….
It’s not “migration,” you dumb twat. It’s illegal invaders.
Let’s fast-forward a couple years and see who was right. Was it the German retard or the awful, terrible, America-loving Lampasshole?
Does the DummyKraut learn anything from this? Of course not! She’s still spouting retarded cliches on Facebook and yammering about how much she admires the rioters and scumbags who are interfering with ICE as they try to DEPORT these invaders!
Fuck her. I hope she gets carjacked by a Haitian and gets her skull cracked good and hard.
The percent of days above 90 degrees in the US so far this year is 12th lowest on record since 1895.
Only 33% of the US has reached 90 degrees so far this year, which is 14th lowest on record.
By this date in 1934, almost 80% of the US had already reached 90 degrees!
Whoops.
[Washington, D.C. has not reached 90° yet this year. This is the latest since 2016 (June 11th). There’s a shot D.C. reaches the mark on Thursday or Friday.]
Here are some FACTS about CO2 levels:
CO2 is currently 420 parts per million – which is .042%
Humans are responsible for 3% of that – which is .00126%.
Thus 99.99874% of all CO2 is created naturally.
At a CO2 level of under 270 ppm, all plant life dies…and all other life with it.
When Mt St Helens erupted in 1980, it released the same amount of pollution as 270 YEARS of 1970’s-level industrial activity.
That’s 270 X ALL 1970’s-level industrial activity IN ONE DAY!
I doubt Comrade Clayton even knows that eruption happened in 2022.
Too bad some morons decided to go into goats instead of cattle because “muh global warming!” Unfortunately, the market is telling me that it’s a buyer’s market in goats….
FIRE SALE!!! Something tells me I could offer her $100 and she’d take it. Then I can be a fake rancher, too!
Hey look! Comrade Clayton can replace all the dwarf goats he killed and then give them some gay names like Tinkerbell and Malibu!
Once again, Bernie and his apostle have it 100% wrong.
Remember, Comrade Clayton (chairman of the Lampasas Democrat Party) has come out MANY times as an open-borders fag who thinks “borders are racist” and Austin should be allowed to be a sanctuary City.
The invaders are being legally deported. Stop lying!
“We want riots and destruction. If you stop us, you’re literally Hitler”
#1 – the raids are 100% legal and are a legitimate function of the federal government: protecting the border and keeping invaders out. As the Executive Branch, it falls on Trump to enforce immigration law. Which he is legally doing.
#2 – these are rioters angry about the enforcement of laws on the books. It’s not a “counter response,” it is a massive riot.It wasn’t “provoked” – ICE agents were acting within the law.
Thugs are torching Uber cars in broad daylight. That is not “protest”…
Waymo self-driving cars set on fire in broad daylight.
The shitlibs got away with mass rioting in 2020. That’s why it’s happening again. The only solution is to treat them like the terrorists they are. Use overwhelming force to put down the riots. Charge and convict the rioters and send them to prison for years. Ruin their lives. Show no mercy. Make an example of them. This is how you maintain a just and orderly society. The other option is anarchy.
Any foreign invader involved in a riot should be shipped immediately to Guantanamo Bay. Any foreign invader not involved in a riot should be shipped immediately to whatever country they come from. All foreign invaders must be rounded up and removed, one way or another.
Trump is correct to crush these bugs as quickly as possible. Riot police should just wade through these pussies swinging their billy clubs and breaking jaws and skulls.
I just hope a lot of them lose eyeballs to rubber bullets and tear gas canisters.
This is state-sponsored terrorism on behalf of Mexico
Freeze their bank accounts, ban travel, tax remittances, sanction trade https://t.co/HvPlxeZ3ic
He’s “mobilizing” 24 overweight geriatrics and old ladies with an IQ of 80 to “fight” for….what, exactly? Their “rights”? What rights have they been denied, I must ask? They all certainly appear well-fed. Fat, old and stupid is the kind of enemy I don’t mind fighting against.
What a fearsome army Comrade Clayton is “mobilizing”:
What a joke.
Of course, Comrade Clayton contradicts himself in his very next sentence when he says “we need FDR’s 2nd Bill of Rights.” In other words, you DON’T have a right to “free” medical care or “free” housing as it stands right now! Comrade Clayton apparently wants to enshrine that commie shit into the Constitution.
Good luck with that, you filthy commie bum.
FDR’s “bill of rights” is just a wish list of free shit that appeals to bums and freeloaders who STILL don’t understand that somebody has to be the doctor and somebody has to build the house that they demand be provided to them for “free.” You can find pretty much all of these demands on the website of the Communist Party of the United States:
As to who will build the houses and spend six years getting trained to be a surgeon to work for free, well…not them, of course. Comrade Clayton is too stupid to get through medical school and too weak and soft to work construction. He’s quite content to sit in mom’s house and demand everyone ELSE work hard to provide all this free shit to bums like him.
Every year that goes by where Clayton Tucker still lives with mom and still has no real job, no wife or kids and no future, his screams for free shit get louder. It is driven by insatiable and uncontrollable envy of others who worked hard and “have too much stuff.” Comrade Clayton demands you give some of it to him and his fellow bums. He’s too lazy or stupid to get his shit together like a normal man, so he calls these things “rights” then informs us they must be provided to him…much as a complete cunt might do:
Bums.
Let me tell Comrade Clayton a little story about “free healthcare” that I’m sure he has never heard, because he is a fucking moron and also because he was still a pimply dork in school when it happened around 2010 and 2011.
Nice shorts, nerd.
Back in 2011, Vermont adopted “single payer” legislation. In other words, socialized medicine. Vermont is a tiny state and one that is almost all white, so you’d think if the socialized medicine experiment might work ANYWHERE, it would work in Bernie Sander’s state, right?
Wrong.
Before it even got off the ground, the governor (Peter Shumlin – a shitlib who RAN FOR OFFICE on single-payer) was forced to admit that “we can’t afford it.” An estimate said it would cost $4.3 billion a year, almost the size of the state’s entire $4.9 billion budget.
Those of us with brains know that ANY government estimate of the cost of a program is ALWAYS bullshit. You must at least double it. Why do you think Medicaid and Medicare are going broke at a rapid rate? Because socialism sounds great until “you start running out of OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY.”
So if a single, tiny state with almost all white people can’t make it work, how the FUCK do you think a country of 340 million people (with tens of millions of illegal invaders from third-world countries) can make it work???
I don’t have to guess at the answer to that. All I have to do is look at Canada or at the UK’s NHS and see what a massive failure it would be.
SO, let’s recap:
Socialized medicine is dogshit everywhere it has been tried. It violates the U.S. Constitution since the federal government is not empowered to meddle in health care at all. It violates common sense since it goes against human nature and a normal person’s sense of fairness. It is being promoted by a boy who still lives with his mother at age 34 and has never had a real job in his life, let alone one in healthcare. The costs are prohibitive, as has been proven even on a small scale like Vermont.
I’d say that’s five strikes against.
You know what else occurred to me the other day? Clayton Tucker went to Southwestern University, which is in Georgetown. Georgetown is where his family lived and where he grew up. So, very likely EVEN WHILE IN COLLEGE he lived with mommy! This kid has had his mom’s tit in his mouth EVERY YEAR of his life for 34 years now!
I’m sorry, but that is not healthy or normal. It likely explains why he thinks the world owes him everything for free and that resources just appear out of nowhere for him to consume. Just like mom putting his dinner in front of him every night. It’s all “free”!
Very, very sad. Clayton Tucker’s parents have enabled this spoiled-child syndrome and created a communist monster who won’t be happy until he helps wreck America.
Fuck you and your “bill of rights” you commie rat.
