Boy With No Time To Feed Dog Drives Eight Hours Round-Trip to Fellate Ken Doll Scudder In Front Of 24 Fat Old Ladies.

Fake rancher/real socialist Clayton Tucker doesn’t have any time to feed a guard dog, but he has PLENTY of time to drive eight hours round-trip to Sulphur Springs to glom onto Ken Doll Scudder in front of two dozen obese old ladies!

You can see Comrade Clayton way back in the left circled in red, probably making little baloney sandwich finger foods like a good bitch. This is his last, best shot at a joke “job” that actually pays him more than $0 per year.

He’s really thrown in with Ken Doll Scudder and is following him around like a lap dog looking for some scraps. I think that HE thinks his “Texas Progressive Caucus” ‘endorsement’ of Ken Doll is totally responsible for Ken winning state chair (spoiler: it wasn’t).

So if he hangs around long enough, laughs at Ken Doll’s jokes and makes little baloney sandwiches for the old ladies while Ken Doll speaks, maybe Ken Doll will give him a cushy job within the Texas State Democratic Party. Then he climbs into his little wind-up hybrid fake rancher truck, and drives home alone to mom’s house to sleep in her upstairs bedroom. Sad.

It’s really his only hope of employment at this point.

On Monday, he will do it again by driving 4 hours round trip to Hillsboro. Only an unemployed bum who lives with mom could afford to gallivant around on a Thursday and a Monday pretending to “speak” to 15 or 20 old ladies who are just lonely for someone to talk to. LOL.

Scumbag Socialist Muzzie Promising Free Shit In Foreign Language.

If Comrade Clayton Tucker had his way, this would be all over the country. Absolutely disgusting. We’re probably the only country stupid enough to allow socialist scumbag foreigners to come over here and hold office. This bastard should have never even been let in the country to begin with.

This Ugandan shitbird needs to be deported back to his hellhole along with the rest of them.

This durka durka is a Bollywood theater kid retard. Uber wealthy family. Typical Marxist upbringing. Voting doesn’t fix this. Nationalist protectionism is the only shot. It’s eventually gonna lead to civil war

Happy Killdozer Day.

RIP Marvin Heemeyer. Can’t believe it’s been 21 years already!

On June 4, 2004, starting at around 2:15 p.m., Heemeyer began by driving his armored bulldozer through Mountain Park Concrete, owned by the Docheff family. At the time of the attack, Cody Docheff was at the concrete plant, screening topsoil at the gravel pit, when he got a notification over his radio that there was an explosion at the precast concrete shop. Several employees attempted to stop the bulldozer by cramming objects into the treads in order to jam it, but to no effect. Cody Docheff, initially believing the dozer to be under remote control, fired a pistol at it and attempted to climb on top, to no effect, before engaging the bulldozer with his own front-end loader, again to no success.

During this time, Heemeyer fired multiple rounds at the loader. A deputy from the sheriff‘s office arrived on the scene, followed by a Colorado State Patrol trooper, who was fired upon by Heemeyer. More deputies arrived and began firing on the dozer, attempting to destroy the cameras with gunfire, but were unable to penetrate the three-inch (7.6 cm) bulletproof plastic. At one point, Heemeyer charged at a firing position occupied by several state troopers, who evacuated mere seconds before he demolished it, with one eyewitness noting that had they taken any longer, they would have been killed.

After the concrete plant, Heemeyer turned onto Agate Avenue and headed south toward town at approximately 5 mph (8 km/h). The officers at the plant requested a reverse 911 call be made to all residents in order to initiate evacuations. Undersheriff Glenn Trainer climbed atop the bulldozer and rode it “like a bronc buster, trying to figure out a way to get a bullet inside the dragon”. He also dropped a stun grenade down the bulldozer’s exhaust pipe, with no apparent effect, and was later forced to jump down to avoid debris.

Heemeyer then advanced on Granby Town Hall, which had been hosting a story hour for children in its library when the rampage began. All occupants were evacuated only moments before Heemeyer reached the building, an hour after the rampage began. Heemeyer turned to the Liberty Savings Bank, where he aimed at the corner office where a woman who was a part of the zoning board worked.

Police forces were unable to damage the bulldozer and so instead resorted to following it, jogging alongside it en masse. Heemeyer next targeted several street fixtures, such as trees and traffic lights, before moving on to the offices of the local newspaper, and in turn the homes of the Thompson family and their workplace. A scraper was brought up to try to stop the bulldozer, but it was pushed aside.

Heemeyer next targeted a propane storage yard, firing 15 bullets at the tanks, some of which contained 30,000 U.S. gal (110,000 liters). Police were forced to hurriedly evacuate all residents within a thousand yards of the site, including a senior housing complex. Heemeyer then fired upon nearby power transformers, with a high risk of igniting the tanks, but struggled to find a good angle. Heemeyer hit the transformers once and missed his other shots. “Had these tanks ruptured and exploded, anyone within one-half mile [800 m] of the explosion could have been endangered”, the sheriff’s department said. Twelve police officers and residents of a senior citizens complex were within such a range. After leaving, he was engaged by another scraper, which he similarly defeated.

At this point, local authorities and the Colorado State Patrol feared they were running out of options in terms of firepower, as the approximately 200 rounds fired by police had been ineffective up to that point, and that Heemeyer would soon turn against civilians in Granby. Governor Bill Owens allegedly considered authorizing the Colorado National Guard to use either an Apache attack helicopter equipped with a Hellfire missile or a two-man fire team equipped with a Javelin anti-tank missile to destroy the bulldozer. As late as 2011, Governor Owens’s staff vehemently denied considering such a course of action. Members of the State Patrol, however, claim that to the contrary, the governor did consider authorizing an attack, but ultimately decided against it due to the potential collateral damage of a missile strike in the heart of Granby being significantly higher than what Heemeyer could have caused with his bulldozer.

Heemeyer finally attacked the Gambles Store, targeting it due to the owner’s involvement in the hearings about the batch plant. As the bulldozer slowly plowed through the building, one of the previous scrapers was maneuvered onto the sidewalk behind Heemeyer’s path, blocking him from retreating back onto the street, after which the civilian operator exited the vehicle and fled to safety. Forced to continue forwards and unaware of a small basement on the property, Heemeyer dropped a tread into it, immobilizing himself. The radiator had also been damaged, and the engine was leaking, before failing. As such, it was noted that even if Heemeyer had been able to free himself, the bulldozer would not have been able to operate much longer. About a minute later, at 4:30 p.m. one of the SWAT team members, who had swarmed around the machine, reported hearing a single gunshot from inside the cab. It was later determined that Heemeyer had shot himself in the head with a .357-caliber handgun.

The Proof Is In The Potato Puddin’

So you don’t think the Dipshit Gene is for real and gets passed down from mother to daughter(s)?

Think again:

I saved that retarded post from last August because I KNEW it wouldn’t be long before it was scientifically shown that that dude WAS a man. I literally put it in my “false statements by retards” folder on my computer. It only took ten months to be proved right.

So it WASN’T lies and hate, like you virtue signaled. It was SCIENCE and FACTS.

Lookie there! A ‘micropenis”! Just like Bruce Haywood.

Perhaps these AWFL dummies should just STOP blabbering about ANYTHING that involves science or common sense. It’s embarrassing. Even though they never seem to get embarrassed for themselves, I’m embarrassed FOR them, that’s how bad it is.

In case you’re wondering just how MUCH of an advantage males have over females, here is a chart that even a Potato Head can understand!

Keep in mind that this was selected to be “close to women’s records.” By age 18 most of these are absolute blow outs which makes folks like “Lia” Thomas who transition in college (or later) the worst cheats of all.

We have male monsters crushing the dreams of female athletes and the “equity and fairness” crowd claps like seals. This isn’t progress. Biology isn’t hate, it’s reality. But in Woketopia, truth gets benched so feelings can win gold.

What’s so galling is how CERTAIN the potato sisters are of all their wrong facts. It’s truly astounding. From Covid masks to covid vaccines to Joe Biden’s “stutter” to BLM “statistics” – they are just 100% wrong over and over again. Then again, when your mom thinks autistic children are clairvoyant, you are pretty much doomed from birth to believe ridiculous shit. It’s that damned gene being passed along.

Speaking of insane mothers…..

Does being wrong repeatedly give these morons pause? Do they practice any introspection before they blabber stupidity all over social media? Of course not. They are on to the next pile of fake bullshit or hoax.

Say, that reminds me: don’t forget to go and get up-to-date on all those Covid ‘vaccine’ shots!!

Mayhem At City Hall!!!

Well, apparently there were some MAJOR FIREWORKS down at City Hall today after a “lengthy executive session”!

As reported by the Lampasas Dispatch, City secretary Becky Sims was unceremoniously canned by unanimous decision in what I am assuming was a HUGE blindside to her. Also, the duty fell to brand-new council member Dorothy Persons. LOL. Talk about baptism by fire!

“OK – just go on out there by yourself and deliver the kill shot, Dorothy! Prove you’re one of us!”

I have NEVER heard of a government worker at that level just get shitcanned so fast and furious in my life. Not to mention unanimously. Even that dipshit Gary Cox got to pretend he resigned five years ago when they showed him the door.

Never, ever in a trillion years did I ever think I’d see this. I even heard there was a police escort, though I cannot confirm that since I wasn’t there.

Normally, I’d have a few theories on this, but to be honest I am almost speechless. I can’t see Becky Sims embezzling or stealing or anything of that nature. I mean, what else could cause such a bolt of lightning out of nowhere to the head like that?

Well, I do have ONE theory. Of course, this is all conjecture. A conjecture as old as time: a good old-fashioned catfight.

Becky has been there quite a while – since at least 2020 in her current capacity. I got the impression she and Finley were quite tight. Like, she was Finley’s pet. Then Finley “retired” and the new chick came in.

My guess is Erin Corbell (rightfully) had to show she was boss right off the bat and let everyone know who was in charge. Sims, on the other hand, had been there probably 6 or 7 years, I think. Maybe she didn’t take kindly to the “new chick” bossing her around and thought “fuck her, I’ve been here longer than her, I know how things run.”

Then you inevitably end up with a catfight. Nobody can be more vicious in the workplace hierarchy than two females. Everyone knows that. Even most women will admit that working under a woman boss is total hell.

If my conjectures are true, then it’s gotta be ESPECIALLY galling to Sims because Corbell already declared she’s resigning! LOL. She’s a lame-duck City manager. So it would be an even bigger “fuck you” to fire Sims as an act of spite on her way out the door.

Then again, maybe Corbell had nothing to do with it and it was all City council. I have no idea. I’m just pulling a theory out of my ass.

Either way, there are probably a few very pissed off females who have an axe to grind. What better place to do it than on these very pages? Feel free to email lampasshole@protonmail.com with any dirt!

Wow – talk about disarray! City manager unexpectedly resigns after only a few months to be with her lover, Fred Flintstone. Mary Poche quit after only a month and blamed it on me. We STILL don’t have an Economic Development Director (and that’s a good thing!). Now they need to find a City secretary, not to mention the new clown job of “Recreation Director.” The Hostess House is a tornado of retardation as is the “Business Pork,” and I hear the City might need to go to court against S2M2 to deal with the Brodie Estates debacle that Misti Talbert created when she okayed $185,000 in tax dollars to be wasted on it! Oh, and the Fire Chief just resigned!

What a year 2025 is turning out to be!! I wonder what happens next? Here’s what NEEDS to happen next:

Mayor Herb needs to declare martial law in Lampasas, bring Van Berry and Rickie Roy out of retirement and give them total power over anything and everything and let them start kicking asses for a few months and clean house. It would be like Trump and Vance or Smith and Wesson. Actually it would be like that shitty Stallone movie where he gets thawed out and fights Wesley Snipes and everyone eats at Taco Bell.

We need to thaw out Berry and Roy and unleash them to restore order to the City and the power structure of this fine metropolis!!!

Order must be restored!!

Some Headlines For The Shitlibs…

Make sure you aren’t wearing a bathing suit at the public pool when you read all these. You may pop a massive boner. No joke.

Oh, and one more bonus headline:

[Just as a side note, OKLO got down to under $20 during the April Tariff Tantrums when the shitlibs thought the world was ending and hid like scared rabbits.]

So nice to have SMART men at the top who realize that wind and solar are total dead ends and nuclear is obviously the future. Nuclear plants generate power about 93% of the time over their lifespan – as opposed to maybe 25% for solar and 20% for wind. Nukes are the future, but you’ll never hear shitlib retards like Clayton Tucker or Bruce Haywood mention nuclear. Good thing they aren’t in charge.

All we need now is to cut the mountains of red tape and get reactor construction costs down. The chinks can build a modern reactor for around $3 billion. We spend closer to $15 billion. If the chinks can figure it out, so can we. Christ, we INVENTED this technology in the 1960s then let them steal it right from under our noses. Thanks Bill Clinton!

UPDATE: Dummy Socialist’s “Solution” From 18 Months Ago Results In Restaurant Closures. Just As I Predicted.

About 18 months ago, local socialist half-wit told us all that the “labor shortage” can be solved by simply hiking wages to ridiculous levels! Then you’ll have all the workers you want! Simnple!

Says the guy who has never employed a single person!

Of course, I explained at length why this was bound to backfire. As soon as wages get forced artificially high and the restaurant has to raise prices to pay for that, at some point traffic drops and the owner just closes the place and everybody then has no job…and thus, their wage is $0.

The name of the restaurant was Pollo Tropical, as I discussed 18 months ago. Let’s see how those “higher wages” worked out for them, shall we? Here are some articles from the last month or two….

Yet Another Fast Food Chain Closes More RestaurantsPollo Tropical just shut down its last three restaurants in Jacksonville, Florida.

This Popular Chicken Chain Just Abruptly Closed Multiple Locations—Here’s What We Know

Do I ever get tired of being right? No. Has Comrade Clayton EVER been correct about a single thing he has yammered about in the last 5 years? Also no. His list of retardation is long and distinguished:

Covid vaccines, covid masks, wind power, Colin Allred, Roland Gutierrez, going into goats instead of cattle, drought, Covid origin, Tim Walz, running against Dawn Buckingham, solar panels, Beto O’Rourke, mini goats, gun bans, coyote prevention, finding his own apartment, Ilhan Omar, running out of water by 2020, running for City council, and many many more!

We Always Fully Pasture Our Cows…Except All Those Times We Don’t.

Just more fallout from the Great Coyote Goat Massacre Of 2025 when Comrade Clayton was so shaken that he repeatedly contradicted all his previous statements in his comments sections about being a fake rancher.

Nothing new here – but it’ll look pretty silly if/when he runs for office next year….

Not to mention all the bales of alfalfa he has filmed himself feeding the pet goats – which clearly do not come from grandpa’s ‘ranch.’

Tough to keep all the lies straight, I reckon.

Speaking of running for office, he was asked about it point-blank by one of his octogenarian sycophants. So far he has refused to answer…

Just admit it already, Comrade. Stop being so coy.