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This Is A Joke, Right?

This can’t be legit, can it?

Either this is a scam perpetuated by a clever con man at the Valero gas station on the corner of Key Ave and 190 OR “Doctor” Chane Rascoe is a total loon. Because SURELY if this was approved by anyone, it had to be approved by “Doctor” Rascoe, our $170,000 per year (PLUS huge benefits) superintendent.

I find it hard to believe the good “Doctor” would resort to begging for a school system that (1) has a $33 million budget and (2) has gotten boatloads of “free” masks, sanitizer and cash from the Feds through the CARES ACT.

It takes some real balls to go begging for “donations” like this when we all “donate” a disgusting amount every year through property and federal income taxes. I’m sure you have all gotten your property tax estimates by now. Well, except for Clayton Tucker, who lives in Mom and Dad’s attic.

Speaking of schools – I happened to hear recently that middle school teachers are NOT ALLOWED to deduct points for kids misspelling words on their homework? Are you kidding me? I used to wonder why half the people in this town spell like third graders. Now I know. That is an absolute outrage. I would love to hear “Doctor” Rascoe deny it at lampasshole@protonmail.com

Classic. We can spend $350,000 on laptop computers but god forbid you teach anyone to spell correctly in their mother tongue.

That “Doctor” Rascoe sure earns his $170,000 (PLUS huge benefits) per year!!

Socialist City Council Candidate Now Sponging Off Deceased Grandfather’s Name

What a worm this kid is. This might be the most embarrassing of all his many embarrassing moves: trying to trade on the name of his dead grandfather to get votes.

From today’s Dispatch:

“What are my qualifications? LOL. I have none! But my mom’s dad was Bob Wright! Vote for me”

I mean, why not, right? You already sponge off your parents by living in their house and not having a job. Your entire political worldview as a socialist is to sponge off of productive people with jobs and sucking them dry with taxes for your idiotic projects like wind farms.

So why not sponge off the name of your dead grandfather too?

This kid has never run so much as a lemonade stand or even had a real job in his life – yet he thinks he can run a City! He’s such a “leader” than he can’t name a single thing he’s ever done and instead tries to name drop his dead grandfather hoping to score a few votes.

What a piece of shit.

Amaskholesayswhat?

This is an actual photo taken at Orange County airport. I have $100 that says he’s a MUCH skinnier relative of Hubert “Heath” Humperdick.

Ultimate California maskhole

Doesn’t restrict breathing? Ummmm, wrong:

Athlete Collapses

Wrong, wrong and wrong again. Humperdick ain’t EVER been right! But that never stops him from running his mouth and demanding others wear a dirty diaper over their faces.

“The silly hat makes me thuper thmart!!”

“We Have a Gardener Down! Repeat – A Gardener Down!”

Well, THAT didn’t take long! I knew Janet Yoder “Crazier” Crozier was a bungling moron, but thought it would take longer for the Community Gardens to see an incident like this:

Oopsie.

Apparently a visitor (and reportedly a friend of local libtard locust Janet “Crazier” Crozier from out of town) slipped on wood chips at our “Community Gardens” very first open house and injured herself. Hit her head on those lovely raised beds, I was told by a witness.

I know that the failed “life coach” and her non-profit group have insurance because I checked on that weeks ago.

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But I have to wonder who is going to foot the bill for the giant fire truck, the other fire vehicle, the ambulance and the 7 or 8 trained professionals who had to waste their time on this.

Too funny. I’m not laughing at the old lady who fell – because she appeared fine when we were there. Of course, when an old person falls and cracks their head, the emergency responders are not going to take her word for it that she’s fine. They’re going to run her in to the ER to make absolutely sure. That will cost big bucks.

I guess the question is: who pays for all this? It’s going to be a big bill for all those trucks, the ambulance, the personnel and the ER visit. I’ve had enough experience in those things to know this entire debacle will probably be in the $6,000 to $8,000 range in cost.

Unfortunately, Janet “Crazier” Kraeff-Crozier is a rabid liberal who thinks money just “comes from the government”, so don’t expect her to help out.

I would suggest the City, the ambulance company or the hospital should definitely hit up the Lampasas Community Gardens insurance policy for all the dough.

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Their insurance information can be downloaded at the link above ^^^^ So glad I can be of service!

Socialist Bum Will Be Out Wandering Town Today

Socialist bum and fake rancher Clayton Tucker will be walking around Lampasas today “campaigning”. I think it’s hilarious he is doing this in 50-degree weather in mid-April, seeing as he thinks the world is going to end in 11 years from global warming.

Early voting for City council starts soon. Socialist bums who live in their parents’ house and have never worked a real job at age 31 have NO BUSINESS running ANY City.

Let’s all get out there an make sure Trust Fund Tucker not only loses, but loses SO BIGLY that he packs his bags and moves to Austin where his brand of socialist garbage is practiced and ruins their city daily.

Our Revolution is an offshoot of socialist Bernie Sanders’ campaign

Fake Mexican loves the fake rancher….and vice versa:

NAMBLA here we come!!

Fake rancher LOVES Bernie Sanders!!

Tell Me Again Why Kids Are STILL Forced To Wear Masks In School???

Masks are NOT a social norm. They are a social derangement rooted in pseudoscience and charlatanry. They are not some tradition, they are a new and invasive thing forced upon us just in the past 12 months (and never previously). They were known not to work and the data from the past 12 months has proved it yet again.

You are not doing people a favor by catering to their baseless fears and dogmatic superstitions and the pathologies of the most fearful are NOT a sound basis to seek social norms for society as whole.

Masks were never needed and never effective. Coddling those who still crave them even when vaccinated (**cough** Kuehne **cough**) is like pretending that you hear the same voices a schizophrenic does and agreeing to act like they are real.

He Wants To Be A Cowboy Baby!

Socialist bum Clayton Tucker (currently running for City council) has never had a real job, but he has a FAKE job that he tries REALLY REALLY hard to convince the world of.

He wants to be a cowboy, baby! Call him Kid Tuck:

I caught onto his favorite trick a while ago. It is sad and funny and pathetic all at the same time. I’ve collected some photos to show you. Notice his “iconic cowboy hat” is present every time he pontificates about socialized medicine from his upstairs room at his parents house – he makes SURE it is ALWAYS in the camera frame. To do this, he pathetically moves his hat around the room as needed:

Of course, less than two years ago (before his transformation to fake hardworking cowboy for his political campaign) he was just an unemployed trust fund dork in a baseball cap.

Our Revolution is a socialist offshoot of Bernie Sanders’ campaign

Sad, sad little boy.