“The Lakes Are All Empty!”

Did you know that over 6 BILLION GALLONS of water PER DAY is lost just to leaky pipes and aging infrastructure in the U.S.?

It’s true.

This is just to give you some perspective when Comrade Clayton has hissy fit over a few million gallons of water here and there.

He says the lakes are almost empty. Let’s see if that claim holds any water (pun intended). Data was from a couple days ago….

Hmm. Lampasas and Austin seem to be doing fine. In fact, Austin is EXACTLY where it was a year ago – at 96.3% full. Whoops!

Smart people also built a MASSIVE new reservoir a few years ago up near Dallas (Bois d’Arc Lake) – which is about 89% full right now. There are several others in the works (Marvin Nichols and Allens Creek). Even our area is waking up to the need for new supply:

In fact, there is a website where you can see ALL the big reservoirs in Texas and how full they are in real time.

Link to water information.

Oh – and this is BEFORE we are about to enter the rainy season (April/May/June) when we see the most rain of the year. I usually get around 15 to 20 inches on my property over those three months.

Of course, far-left shitlib tree huggers oppose ANY new reservoirs because they might endanger a banana slug or something. Shitlibs cry about a problem and then cry more when a solution is proposed. They are never happy and always wetting their diapers. It’s like saying “I want a gall bladder operation but I don’t want a scalpel to touch my skin” – they are morons.

Little babies cry about how the world should be. Men deal with how the world is. Clayton Tucker is a baby who cries and cries but solves nothing. All he does is post gay petitions to sign so he can put them on his bedroom wall in mom’s house and gaze at them.

TJ Monroe Ten-Year Anniversary Of Being Wrong About Business Park

Another jog down memory lane….ten years ago today in the Lampasas Dispatch. As a reminder, the corpse repository ‘business park’ still sits there an empty weed patch:

“Mrs. Monroe noted the Lampasas Economic Development Corp. is working with the business park south of town on U.S. Highway 183, and she said she hopes the site will attract good employers to Lampasas. [Council member TJ Monroe] – April 14, 2015

It has, in fact, attracted ZERO employers…good OR bad. The bill for that boondoggle is in the millions of dollars. It still looks like a useless weed patch and is nowhere NEAR ready.

Somebody Please Do A Wellness Check On Poor Bruce Haywood.

Poor Bruce.

Poor dumb, fat Bruce.

I expect to see his name in the Dispatch obituaries any day now. Has anyone checked in on that poor deluded slob to make sure he hasn’t had an aneurysm??

Bruce has had to absorb a LOT of bad news the last week or so. But none so damaging to his health as the realization that Trump will NOT be going to prison, after all!

We are coming up on the TWO YEAR anniversary of the Mar-A-Lago raid (8/8/22). Bruce was overjoyed and expected Trump to be behind bars any second. Here are some of his posts from that week….

Well. None of that is going to happen, Bruce. In fact, Donald Trump will likely be elected president in a few months. Are you sure your fat monkey heart can handle that? I don’t think it can.

Bruce made himself look like an even BIGGER asshat by posting THIS just one month ago pertaining to the June 27th presidential debate:

Not only is Trump not behind bars, as depicted in this moronic cartoon, but the debate turned into the biggest political disaster in human history. Trump delivered a knockout blow that killed Biden’s chances at the presidency, his very dignity and his entire career. Here we are almost a WEEK later and Biden is STILL petrified to go on TV and talk without a teleprompter. He’s STILL staggering around punch-drunk and the entire nest of democrat rats is in complete disarray. Trump knocked him into next week!

Then came the Chevron Deference case, then came the immunity ruling, and now there will be no Trump sentencing on July 11th after all!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fool!

And Trump will be your president for FOUR YEARS, you colossal shitbird! You make Stephanie Fitzharris look like a genius with all of your predictions.

Hey Bruce….do you like apples?

Amaskholesayswhat?

This is an actual photo taken at Orange County airport. I have $100 that says he’s a MUCH skinnier relative of Hubert “Heath” Humperdick.

Ultimate California maskhole

Doesn’t restrict breathing? Ummmm, wrong:

Athlete Collapses

Wrong, wrong and wrong again. Humperdick ain’t EVER been right! But that never stops him from running his mouth and demanding others wear a dirty diaper over their faces.

“The silly hat makes me thuper thmart!!”