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Socialist Bum Clayton Tucker Trying To Worm His Way Onto The Lampasas Economic Development Board

Well, it was only a matter of time, I guess. We have an organization (the LEDC) which wastes millions trying to centrally plan our “economic development” on one hand.

On the other hand, we have an unemployed socialist bum and Bernie Sanders acolyte who has not only never run a business or employed a single person, but (as far as I can tell) has also apparently never even WORKED for a real business. He has spent his adult life volunteering for the failed campaigns of other socialist losers like Julie Oliver.

Pretend cowboy and real communist demands free shit at Austin rally with other Bernie Sanders lovers.

He also lives in the upstairs bedroom at his parents’ house at 208 S Western Street. Did I mention that?

In the 70s, we used to call guys like this “bums”.

Naturally, Clayton Tucker would be attracted to the LEDC like a moth to a flame. A flame that is fueled by the burning of piles of tax dollars. A kid who hasn’t managed to accomplish a single thing in his 30 years of existence is a PERFECT fit for the group that is spending millions putting pipes in the ground at a “business” park where no actual businesses exist.

A match made in heaven!

My favorite thing in the world is to read the bullshit lies and exaggerations this communist maggot puts on all of his applications for various political offices and candidacies. He is currently 0-3 running for office and his latest humiliation was five months ago when Zac Morris beat him like a rented mule for City council.

His latest pile of rubbish can be found in his application to join the LEDC – you can see for yourself on page 25 of the latest LEDC meeting packet. He writes:

“I once worked with the National Science Foundation regarding studying the economic impact of water resources”

BAHAHAHAHA. Sure you did, Comrade Clayton! That 21 day stint at a resume-building, bullshit internship when you were in college was probably groundbreaking stuff, right? LOL. You’re practically a water EXPERT, I guess. Which is why you fall for hysterical commie nonsense like this:

I’m no history expert, but I don’t recall 41 million people last year dying of thirst. Perhaps I’m just misremembering?

I would normally say that allowing Comrade Clayton onto the LEDC would be a disaster leading to the waste of millions of dollars. But Talbert, Monroe and the rest of the LEDC clowns have ALREADY wasted millions. So I’m not sure he could really do that much damage. He’d be like a bull walking into a china shop that 10 other bulls already stampeded through and then marveling at the destruction while thinking “well, I can’t do any better than THAT!”

Plus, having a clueless moron of such epic proportions on the LEDC board is sure to drive Talbert and Monroe crazy with frustration. He’d waste hours at every meeting yapping about windmills and solar panels.

Clayton Tucker for LEDC Board member!!! Go Tucker!!

Comrade Clayton As Ranting Street Urchin

Local socialist bum and Marxist louse Clayton Tucker took a day off from lounging in his parents’ attic to travel down to Austin to “speak” about stealing from one group and handing to another group:

“Our Revolution” is a Bernie Sanders commie group filled with losers and Marxist lice

The above pic was the fantasy. I think Comrade Clayton thought he would be given a podium and a microphone and the massive crowds would stand there rapt as he pounded the podium with his tiny fist and demanded “fairness”.

The reality was quite different. He reminds me of those crazy, homeless street urchin preachers in New Orleans who scream into their megaphone for 9 hours a day – which is EXACTLY where Comrade Clayton WOULD be if his parents weren’t kind enough to let him live in their house:

If this is your kid, you failed badly as a parent

One thing is certain from looking at this “man”: Comrade Clayton is no rancher or farmer. With that physique, he looks more like a Richard Simmons wanna-be. Seriously – looks just like him! Imagine him without the fake cowboy hat prop:

Richard Simmons – The Annotated Gilmore Girls

Socialist Parasite Clayton Tucker To Head Lampasas Democrats

Funny how he never posted any shit like this when he was running for City council. It was all kept hidden away and replaced with idiotic platitudes like “I will fight to bring jobs to Lampasas! I will fight for a “Bark Park” for dogs!”.

Now that he got his dick kicked into the dirt by Zac Morris, he can quickly put Bernie Sanders’ balls back into his mouth and Robert Francis O’Rourke’s shaft firmly back into his throat:

Since he can’t win anything running for office, he tries to grab as many unpaid, resume-building titles as he can. He is currently a state director for the Bernie Sanders commie group “Our Revolution” and he is an “advisor” for Ground Game Texas, yet another little splinter group run by fellow Marxist lice Julie Oliver and Mike Siegel:

That’s what these scumworms do. Form dozens of little, tiny “advocacy” groups and appoint each other to the boards. This way, they can list a bunch of “accomplishments” in their resume without actually accomplishing jack shit in real life.

The socialist bum is about to add ANOTHER sinecure to his resume. According to him, he is also about to become Chairman of the Lampasas County Democrats:

[I can see why Robert Francis loves him so much. His tiny little girl fist probably slides in much easier than Jim Hightower’s meaty ham-hand, right buddy?]

Anyways, if you are a “democrat” in Lampasas county, you are no longer a “democrat” in any sense of the word. You’re not just a buffoon like Jimmy Carter who wants to spend a little more on welfare and a little less on the military. THAT was what the 70s and 80s Democrats were like. They were also big on freedom of speech.

Not anymore.

NOW, if you are a democrat in Lampasas, you are a Marxist/commie piece of shit in my book. You have proved it by putting this Marxist bum in a position of leadership. You are 100% for The Green New Deal, Critical Race Theory, forced masking and vaxxing, open borders, sanctuary cities, government takeover of health care, “free” college for everyone, universal basic income, unsecured elections with zero photo ID, Big Tech censorship of “misinformation” and every other idiotic commie idea that is wrecking this country.

By the way, EVERY SINGLE ISSUE I just listed above is something Clayton Tucker has advocated for in black and white. I have links/screenshots of every one of them on this blog.

I thought I was safe from this commie bullshit in the middle of the greatest and freest state in the union. Texas. But here we are – a socialist bum who lives with mom and dad and has never held a real job in his life is now calling the shots for Lampasas democrats. Makes me sick to my stomach.

Local Socialist Bum Clayton Tucker Mad That Texas Won’t Allow “Critical Race Theory” Bullshit In Schools

Local failed City council candidate Clayton Tucker is at it again.

Wow! So deep!

Truth? That’s a good one. To Marxist progressive trash like Clayton Tucker and his buddies, “truth” is provable nonsense like “a human with a penis can be a woman” or “global warming will kill us all in 12 years” or “there are more than two genders” or “masks save lives” or “math is racist“.

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This chick is a GRIFTER. Just like Clayton Tucker

Their latest favorite “truth” is that white people are all inherently racist and privileged . So they rallied yesterday to stamp their feet and whine that Critical Race Bullshit should be taught in Texas schools.

I mean, I can see why CLAYTON thinks there is such a thing as “white privilege” – because he erroneously assumes every white guy has a sweet deal like him:

Clayton’s parents paid $80,000 for his useless “international relations” college degree. Then Clayton went out and did…nothing. He traveled all over Asia on someone else’s dime (presumably mom and dad). He lives in a house that mom and dad own. He has never worked a real job, yet still has a car and cell phone and Internet and all that – again, presumably provided by someone else.

He’s in his THIRTIES and has never worked, yet enjoys a pretty cushy existence – posting socialist screeds on “Our Revolution” and moaning about the plight of “the working man”, despite never having been a working man himself. Or even a man, for that matter.

In short, Clayton, if you feel guilty about your “white privilege” or “white supremacy” or whatever horseshit you are peddling today, then I suggest you go out and get a job so you can feel that sweet sting of sweat on your brow and experience the satisfaction that comes from being an independent man who can provide for himself and maybe even a family.

It’s sad how badly this kid’s parents have failed him. Their enabling has made him into the useless, Marxist scumworm that he is today.

Socialist Bum Clayton Tucker Clubbed Like Baby Seal (377 to 180)

Like a dragonfly hitting my truck windshield at 80mph, so does the Clayton Tucker campaign for Place 1 city council seat come to an abrupt and disastrous end. All that remains now is smear of bug guts and annoying residue.

Oh, and some serious delusions:

“Hey! I did better than Mondale in ’84!”

I don’t know where he gets the “sticking to a message” bullshit. He was all over the map and added “issues” to his website on a whim every time he saw somebody on Facebook complain about something. That’s not “sticking to a message”, that’s “pandering and saying anything for a vote”.

That is how he ended up with ridiculous issues like “I will fight for a dog park!” and “I will fight for a rec center!” and “Tucker will fight to bring a variety of restaurants to Lampasas“, which clearly was hatched after he saw some bitching about “yet another burger joint” by the usual peanut gallery on Facebook!

Well, buddy: here is your chance. Once again, you find yourself jobless and aimless. Why don’t you go ahead and open a restaurant that brings us “greater variety” now that you have a ton of free time on your hands?

I won’t hold my breath.

The only thing funnier than Tucker’s delusions are the comments by his 8 or 10 hardcore Marxist scumworm followers – most of whom live in Austin or another state.

Marxist trashbirds of a feather nest together

First the bad news – 180 Lampassholes actually VOTED for this moron. I knew he’d get a few votes from the likes of Bruce Haywood, Julie Cain Landrum, Janet “Crazier” Crozier and Melissa Johnson. But if we actually have 180 lovers of socialist bums in our midst HERE in the heart of rural Texas, well….I seriously fear for our great Republic going forward.

Speaking of that nitwit Melissa Johnson, let’s see how her prediction played out. Her “logic” a month ago was that me bashing Tucker relentlessly was only helping to “promote” him. LOL. How’d that work out, sugar?

Melissa Johnson: wrong for the 312th time

The GOOD news is that 377 people voted AGAINST Trust Fund Tucker and his brand of Marxist trash. For that, I thank you all. Together we have denied a Marxist scum bag an electoral win that he could brag about going forward and use to gain higher office in Texas. Instead, he is now a three-time loser.

My advice is to go out, get a job, stop sponging off Mom and Dad and maybe go WORK for about 10 years in the REAL world before you try to get a seat at any table making the rules for everyone else.

Also, know this: I will never sleep as long as you are out there running for something, ANYTHING. I will relentlessly bash your socialist ideas and call you out for your hypocrisy and lack of work ethic. Don’t believe me? Ask Mike Cour how things went for HIM when I smelled a rat trying to steal cheese.

Keep Socialist Clayton Tucker OFF City Council

Another one for the files – this kid is a never-ending hypocrite and literally wrong about every issue he takes a side on.

How it started:

How it’s going:

Socialist, jobless, anti-capitalist bum Clayton Tucker bashes the medical industry but then can’t take an unproven vaccine fast enough and DEMANDS that you do the same. All for a disease he has a 99.98% chance of surviving and has probably already caught and recovered from unknowingly.

I won’t be happy to just see Clayton Tucker lose this election for City council. I want him to be CRUSHED. I want him demoralized and embarrassed. Maybe then he’ll go out and get a real job and become a productive citizen at 31 years old. Maybe even move out of Mom’s attic and get his own place.

Socialist City Council Candidate Now Sponging Off Deceased Grandfather’s Name

What a worm this kid is. This might be the most embarrassing of all his many embarrassing moves: trying to trade on the name of his dead grandfather to get votes.

From today’s Dispatch:

“What are my qualifications? LOL. I have none! But my mom’s dad was Bob Wright! Vote for me”

I mean, why not, right? You already sponge off your parents by living in their house and not having a job. Your entire political worldview as a socialist is to sponge off of productive people with jobs and sucking them dry with taxes for your idiotic projects like wind farms.

So why not sponge off the name of your dead grandfather too?

This kid has never run so much as a lemonade stand or even had a real job in his life – yet he thinks he can run a City! He’s such a “leader” than he can’t name a single thing he’s ever done and instead tries to name drop his dead grandfather hoping to score a few votes.

What a piece of shit.

Socialist Bum Will Be Out Wandering Town Today

Socialist bum and fake rancher Clayton Tucker will be walking around Lampasas today “campaigning”. I think it’s hilarious he is doing this in 50-degree weather in mid-April, seeing as he thinks the world is going to end in 11 years from global warming.

Early voting for City council starts soon. Socialist bums who live in their parents’ house and have never worked a real job at age 31 have NO BUSINESS running ANY City.

Let’s all get out there an make sure Trust Fund Tucker not only loses, but loses SO BIGLY that he packs his bags and moves to Austin where his brand of socialist garbage is practiced and ruins their city daily.

Our Revolution is an offshoot of socialist Bernie Sanders’ campaign

Fake Mexican loves the fake rancher….and vice versa:

NAMBLA here we come!!

Fake rancher LOVES Bernie Sanders!!

He Wants To Be A Cowboy Baby!

Socialist bum Clayton Tucker (currently running for City council) has never had a real job, but he has a FAKE job that he tries REALLY REALLY hard to convince the world of.

He wants to be a cowboy, baby! Call him Kid Tuck:

I caught onto his favorite trick a while ago. It is sad and funny and pathetic all at the same time. I’ve collected some photos to show you. Notice his “iconic cowboy hat” is present every time he pontificates about socialized medicine from his upstairs room at his parents house – he makes SURE it is ALWAYS in the camera frame. To do this, he pathetically moves his hat around the room as needed:

Of course, less than two years ago (before his transformation to fake hardworking cowboy for his political campaign) he was just an unemployed trust fund dork in a baseball cap.

Our Revolution is a socialist offshoot of Bernie Sanders’ campaign

Sad, sad little boy.