Socialist Deadbeat Who Lives With Mom Wants You To Believe He Comes From “Backbreaking Poverty” and Grandparents Who “Picked Cotton and Shot Squirrels To Survive”

The pathological liar is back at it again!

Mouse-jiggling moron Clayton Tucker FINALLY posted on his Substack – something he hasn’t bothered with in about nine months. This was worth the wait, because it is filled with even more preposterous stories of his humble beginnings.

Previously he just lied about being a “fifth-generation rancher,” a cowboy, a farmer etc. In fact, he STILL doesn’t know if his family owns a ranch or a farm!

Despite the fact they “have always been a cattle family”…

So confusing!

He also mentions Sid Miller AGAIN. Which makes me 99.5% sure he is going to run for Ag Commissioner in 2025. I cannot wait!

But all of the above bullshit pales in comparison to his latest ridiculous whopper of a lie!

That entire paragraph makes no sense. It’s just commie blather and buzzwords.

Yeah, those cotton-pickin, squirrel-shootin Tuckers! I heard it was great-grandfather Jed Clampett Tucker who began the whole ranching business! You know, the “RX Ranch” ranching business that was founded five generations ago by Clayton himself but which didn’t even have an official name until last December. LOL!!

Now which grandfather was that? The grandfather you said was a pharmacist, so you called it “RX”? Or the OTHER grandfather who was in the military his entire life and whose obituary makes ZERO mention of any ranching – let alone cotton picking or scraping a living off the squirrel population??

What a shame. Grandpa Howard A. Tucker sounds like a decorated war hero and was a registered Republican. But his idiot grandson Clayton is busy trying to import communism into the very country his grandfather fought to keep it out of. What a total asshole.

Or is the “cotton picker” maybe your grandma you claimed came over here from England? Gwen? You know, the one you claimed it took 26 years for her to get her citizenship? Pretty sure there isn’t a lot of cotton picking going on in the English countryside.

Or is it the OTHER grandpa? Grandpa Bob who actually owns the property. I’m not sure how HE is the one who grew up in abject poverty since you said he was a pharmacist his entire life – thus the “RX” name, you utter clown.

Maybe you’re talking about GREAT grandpa Ollie Prentice Tucker? Ummm…that doesn’t work either! Looks like HE was a career Navy man as well – who died pretty young at age 58. Here he is in his uniform:

Not a cowboy hat or pitchfork too be seen! He must have taken off his coonskin cap for this photo.

[In fact, more than a few Tuckers dangling from the branches of your family tree dropped dead at a fairly young age. Something to think about as you keep injecting yourself with Covid “vaccines” every year!]

Could you have meant his wife, great-grandma Elizabeth? Mmmmm….no. Looks like she was a switchboard operator! Pretty high-tech shit for the early 1900s. I doubt she had time to pick the cotton or shoot any squirrels after finishing her non-physically-taxing, white-collar job for the day.

No Clayton, I’m afraid the ridiculous story of your poverty-stricken, sharecropping origins just doesn’t hold water at all. Yet another fabrication in preparation of you getting your ass kicked when you run for Ag Commissioner.

If you’re going back to the 1700s or 1800s to find a relative to make this “rough times” claim then I have news for you: EVERYONE was a fucking farmer 300 years ago, you clown. EVERYONE pretty much grew their own food back then and broke their back with manual labor. That’s how life was – the Tuckers weren’t special.

Here are the REAL facts: you are the only child of Terry Tucker (who had a cushy government job with the Railroad Commission of Texas) and Howard C. Tucker – who by his own admission on Facebook made a comfortable living in the aerospace industry! In fact, Comrade Clayton has sported a “Firefly” t-shirt once or twice – which is likely who his dad worked for at some point. And you know those giant “big, greedy” aerospace companies: always feasting on fat government contracts and selling $600 hammers to NASA! Yet Comrade Clayton NEVER mentions them in his ranting about greedy CEOs, does he?

[It also maybe explains why you want to spend “MUCH more” money on NASA and not on a “racist” border wall! Daddy works in aerospace and HE’S the one who buys brand new shiny tractors for Comrade Clayton to play on for social media!]

You were the only child of TWO comfortably-employed parents – both of whom owe their paychecks to the taxpayer. They then paid around $80,000 for you to go to Southwestern University and collect a useless major in International Relations and THEN paid for you to go galivant around Asia with a fancy camera and pretend to be a kindergarten teacher for 9 whole months!

Forgets he is a rancher AGAIN!!

They have allowed you to live in their house EVEN TODAY as you approach your 34th birthday.

Right up to the moment you decided to run for office, you were just another baseball-cap wearing, tuba-playing, incel dork who lived with mom and believed in Bernie Sanders. You only invented all this “rancher” shit when you decided to try and glom onto a government position for a living.

Grandpa Bob Wright is the one who owns the land – perhaps purchased with his pharmacy wages, lol. You just go over there and play make-believe rancher a couple times a week and take photos for old ladies on Facebook.

In short, you’ve been handed every opportunity by doting parents as an only child. And you STILL can’t support yourself in the real world! Grandpa Howard must be spinning in his grave.

Far from being the rancher you claim to be, you actually spend your time traipsing around to ridiculous conventions and rallies or working for free on the campaigns of losers like Julie Oliver, Chris Perri and Robert O’Rourke.

If you’re the product of cotton-pickin, squirrel-shootin’ hardscrabble farmers and ranchers then I’m the fucking queen of England.

Lying douchebag.

RELATED: The Definitive Timeline Of a Ranching Fraud (3 part series)

HCQ Highly Effective: Remember When Marxists Like Stephanie Fitzharris Demanded We Shut Down Free Speech On Covid Treatments? I Do.

Time to mash some potatoes.

Far-left Covid loons like Stephanie Fitzharris, Bruce Haywood and Clayton Tucker did a LOT of damage back in 2020 and 2021 with their disgusting anti-American and anti-free-speech behavior. It is not an exaggeration to say that because of far-left roaches like them, a LOT of people died unnecessarily – likely hundreds of thousands of people. Millions of kids were also hurt permanently by being kept out of school for a virus that didn’t affect them at all.

It was possibly the most shameful episode of the last 200 years in this country. Not only have the covid loons NEVER apologized for their insanity, they like to pretend it never happened at all. Like Stephanie Fitzharris, they have wiped their social media profiles clean over and over to hide their turds. They make up some lie about “the AI is targeting me for no reason” so they can wipe evidence of their past stupidity and authoritarianism…

Profile #3 or #4 – who knows. Always hiding the past.

Luckily I am here to remind everyone forever and ever about this.

I remember the first time I head them screech about “misinformation” and “disinformation” – it sounded like something straight out of George Orwell’s 1984 novel. It was absolutely insane. This is America. We have the First Amendment. We discuss things openly and try to arrive at the truth using facts, logic and examples. What we DON’T do, is label anything we don’t like as “disinformation” and demand it be shut down.

In fact, ‘vaccines’ did nothing to stop the spread and MANY vaxxed people have died.

But far-left commies like Stephanie Fitzharris were very much against that. The far-left commies like Stephanie Fitzharris wanted to silence ANY opinions that didn’t agree with the Big Government Narrative. You see this type of censorship in North Korea, Cuba, the old Soviet Union, and other assorted communist/socialist banana republics.

Both Ivermectin and HCQ were suggested to help out with reducing Covid mortality rates. But the Marxists didn’t like that suggestion. A suggestion that was made by trained doctors and backed up with copious evidence.

In fact, some far-left commie buffoons LITERALLTY wanted President Trump SENT TO PRISON for even suggesting that HCQ might help reduce deaths from Covid. Potato Head Fitzharris was 100% in agreement with this notion – as you can see below:

Fast forward two years and we get more proof that Trump was right and the commie idiots were wrong:

Hydroxychloroquine Reduces COVID-19 Mortality, Study Finds

HCQ Associated With Lower Covid Mortality

COVID patients who were treated with hydroxychloroquine were less likely to die than those who weren’t, according to a new study.

Just 0.8 percent of patients at a facility in France who received hydroxychloroquine (HCQ) and an antibiotic died, compared with 4.8 percent of patients who didn’t receive the drug combination, French researchers reported on Nov. 1.

“This study represents the largest single-center study evaluating HCQ-AZ in the treatment of COVID-19,” Dr. Didier Raoult, with Aix-Marseille Universite in Marseille, and his co-authors wrote. “Similarly, to other large observational studies,it concludes that HCQ would have saved lives.”

If lefty scumbags hadn’t been demanding censorship and punishment for going against the Big Government Narrative on Ivermectin and HCQ, many, many more lives could have been saved.

Far-left Marxist Stephanie Fitzharris gets angry when she is called a Marxist – but the proof is in the pudding. There she is calling for a sitting president to be charged with a CRIME for exercising free speech – free speech that could have saved lives, as it turned out.

Freedom-loving Americans don’t scream about censoring “misinformation” – only commie pieces of shit do that. If the shoe fits then wear it, you Potato-headed clown.

She likes to call me a liar, but all I do is re-post her old posts that SHE HERSELF wrote and posted publicly for all to see. I’d love to see her give ONE example of any “lie” I’ve told. She won’t – because I am extremely careful to back up every argument I make with hard evidence.

If anyone is a liar around here, it is Potato Head herself. She likes to make outlandish lies about being “stalked” and having to move from Austin to Lampasas because “her life was in danger.”

Is there anyone who does drama better than fat, middle-aged liberal women?
Slander is spoken, you moron.

She just loves to throw around bullshit like “stalker” and “slander” and “harassment.” Of course, if any of that were true, she’d have a case. Unfortunately, any sane person she whines to will point out that I have a First Amendment right to ridicule idiots like Stephanie Fitzharris. I also have the right to re-post garbage she has posted in the public domain. Her best course of action is to just shut her mouth altogether – something I’d wager her husband has told her more than once. But she is incapable of that. So she just gives me more fodder with which to shit on her head.

We’d all love to know exactly how your “life is in danger”! Please enlighten us! So did you move because of the Lakeway “stalker” or because of me? Or maybe because Austin is an over-priced, crime-ridden dump and you wanted out, but you could NEVER admit that to your fellow Austin libshits – so you concocted this “my life is in danger” bullshit to try and get some pity?

Either way, it’s all a huge lie.

She likes to state that me re-posting her old posts is “stalking” and she was so traumatized by this, that she had to….wait for it….move FROM Austin (90 minutes away) TO Lampasas – which is MY neck of the woods! She was so traumatized by me exercising my First Amendment rights and pointing out that she’s an ass hat, that she had to move CLOSER to me! Makes total sense, right?

Of course, she also claims to have ANOTHER stalker back in Austin as well. Basically, anyone who has publicly called out this blabber-mouthed idiot is immediately labeled a “stalker” in her book. That is just another Potato-Headed way of trying to silence the other side of the argument. She can dish it out, but boy, she cannot take it.

Other Marxist bonus points for Potato-Head Fitzharris:

#1 – Huge backer and supporter of Black Lives Matter, a Marxist front group.

#2 – Denies CRT (a neo-Marxist movement) exists. She also adheres to “woke” ideology – which is more neo-Marxist garbage.

The irony of the above post is that Potato Head Fitzharris, who accuses anyone who doesn’t agree with her of being a “stalker,” is right there hounding her poor father on HIS Facebook page. Actually stalking her poor father and harassing him in a conversation she was not invited to!

Keep telling your lies, Potato Head. I’ll keep debunking them.