Tag: lies and more lies

There Is Less Than 1% Chance This Fable Is True.

The fables told by local unemployed socialist mucus plug Clayton Tucker get bigger and bigger.

They aren’t “handouts” – they are tax breaks, you moron.

There is very little chance this story is true. I am about 98% certain I remember him talking once about being lucky his parents paid for college so he didn’t have to but I don’t have that receipt.

What I DO have is years of watching this malaka talk about EVERY little perceived hardship in his life (food allergies, family farm hurt by drought, dead goats, losing his health insurance, etc) and he has NEVER ONCE mentioned his student loan. This is from a Bernie Sanders guy who has talked non-stop for the last 10 years about making college “free.” He would have NEVER passed up a chance to talk about his own student loan and play the victim. Never.

Here is just one of the many times he mentioned student loans without disclosing his own when he had the chance to play victim:

Also, he went to ONE school and got ONE degree, so why would he say I paid THEM (plural) off instead of IT (singular) off? Almost sounds like a clueless guy faking it, the same way he fakes being a rancher or a “working man” and then holds the wrench the wrong way and calls a nut a bolt on a video. Or calls “Blu-Kote” by the wrong name of “Blue Note.” He has a LONG history of telling whoppers. That’s why we call him Costanza in a cowboy hat.

Fake, fake, fake.

I’ll dig even deeper with MORE circumstantial evidence against him. I know people think I’m nuts for spending so much time debunking this fraud, but this retard is running for STATEWIDE OFFICE. He cannot be allowed to win this thing. Someone who is a PROVEN compulsive liar and has zero business experience is the LAST thing the state of Texas needs as Ag Commissioner.

#1 – his mom “worked for the Railroad Commission for 30 years” according to Comrade Clayton himself. Conservatively speaking, that is about $1.5 million in salary, all kinds of medical benefits and a fat pension for being a paper pusher. His dad has admitted to “making a good living” as an aerospace engineer (also paid for by taxpayers, indirectly).

So you had TWO parents earning a likely combined $130,000 or more AND health care expenses were likely taken care of through mom (taxpayers) – and only ONE kid. I know for a fact, this family owns about 5 or 6 vehicles between the three of them. I find it HIGHLY UNLIKELY that parents sitting on that kind of income would take out a loan and pay 6% interest on it for years unnecessarily. It’s WAY more likely they would just pay the tuition as it came in. Tuition was around $29,000 per year back then at his joke school.

#2 – after graduating in 2013, did Clayton run back to the ranch and start his career as a rancher to pay off these supposed loans he took out? He did not! He scurried over to China and did God-knows-what for THREE YEARS! He was a babysitter for one of those years, but the rest of the time he appears to have traveled around and fucked off on somebody’s (mom? dead grandpa?) dime.

Here he is admitting he’s a lazy bum (world traveler) immediately after graduating. Not exactly the actions of a kid worried about paying off his school loans. If he WAS, he’d have gotten his ass into the workforce right away and maybe worked TWO jobs to pay those loans off since they were accruing interest immediately.

#3 – why the hell would you rack up approximately $180,000 in debt (principle and interest estimate) to be a Poli Sci major if you were a “family ranch man” who was going to work the “family ranch” as a “fifth-generation rancher”? Why even go to college at all?? You supposedly had FOUR generations of Tucker ranchers to teach you the business. You don’t need college for that. Makes ZERO sense at all. I’ve asked this question many times. Comrade Clayton has never answered it.

Some Uncomfortable Questions For The Tucker Family Fake Ranching Operation In Lampasas.

At the very least, it shows how fiscally irresponsible he is, which is yet ANOTHER reason this clown can’t be put in charge of a BILLION DOLLAR budget.

#4 – if he was so worried about this debt hanging over his head, why did he likely waste thousands of dollars paying for his gay “book” to be published back in 2019? Very fiscally irresponsible.

Did Clayton Tucker Pay Almost $6,000 To “Publish” A Book?!?

#5 – if he had all this debt hanging over his head, why did he buy a BRAND NEW wind-up truck last year to drive all over Texas so he could pretend to be a rancher? Why not buy a three-year-old truck and save about $10,000? Again – this would have been EXTREMELY fiscally irresponsible IF he was still paying off student loans at the time (which of course, he wasn’t).

So many questions. Never any answers. Just more fables.

If you want to answer any of these questions or show proof you have been “paying off loans” for the last 13 years, you know where to email me, buddy:

lampasshole@protonmail.com

If you can prove you have personally paid off all your loans with money you earned from a real job then it’ll be the very first time I was wrong about your fables and I’ll publicly eat some crow.

P.S. If it seems too farfetched that he would make up such an outrageous tale, remember: this is the kid who made up a brazen lie about trying to pay off lunch debt for Lampasas ISD kids. It was extremely easy to check his story and I did – he got cold busted. THEN he failed to make good on his promise after being publicly shamed. So he clearly has no shame or ethics when it comes to his story-telling.

Clayton Tucker Claims He Tried To Get The Lampasas Democrat Party To Pay Off Public School Lunch Debt…But LISD Declined. 

Socialist Chairman Of Lampasas Democrat Party Clayton Tucker Caught Lying About School Lunch Donations.

Another School Official Confirms: Lampasas Democrat Party Never Tried To Make School Lunch Debt Donation. I Challenge Him To Action.

Socialist Semen Sipper Who Lied About Trying To Pay Off $7,000 School Lunch Debt Now Offering To Match Up To $10,000 Donations To Texas Commie Caucus!

Socialist Hobbit Mangles Another Story Trying To Stir Shit On Data Centers.

There are two sides to every story told on social media by unemployed socialist grifter Clayton Tucker: There is the typo-ridden crap he churns out and then there is the truth. He’s done it so many times I’ve lost count – most recently with the “blackmailing AI” fable he told.

Here is the latest one…

The truth is far different. Apparently, all those nitrates were put in the water by FARMERS (fertilizer and manure) in the first place. It was also a big problem LONG BEFORE Amazon showed up in the area. But he leaves that part out.

Reality:

You keep telling the lies, Comrade Claytonocchio. I’ll keep debunking them.

Some Uncomfortable Questions For The Tucker Family Fake Ranching Operation In Lampasas.

The Tucker family has really painted themselves into a corner with all the contradicting stories and fables they have told over the last six years or so.

Granted, 98.5% of the lies were told by the idiot son Clayton, but once pappa Howard jumped into the mess with his own fables and delusions recently….well, it’s time to put ALLLL the bullshit onto one page so that Nate Sheets and the Texas Board Of Elections can sort through it all and see the irrefutable proof that Clayton Tucker is NOT eligible to hold this office according to the Texas Agricultural Code.

All of these questions need to be answered publicly and fully before this kid can be taken seriously:

#1 – If you have “always been a ranching family,” and Clayton was the “heir apparent” from the start, then why did you spend $120,000 to send him to college to major in Political Science? Why waste that money at all, since he could have just gone right into his role as “fifth generation” Tucker rancher after high school to “work the land”? Weren’t the four previous generations of Tuckers enough of an education for him to learn the trade? He claims to have been “ranching” and “bailing hay” since he was a little nipper. Surely he was ready to step into his role as head rancher and businessman at that point??

Or at the VERY least, why not send him to school to major in agriculture, since you claim that is the “family business” and always has been?

#2 – After Clayton wasted four years and $120,000 on a useless degree and graduated in 2013, why did he immediately scurry off to China to be a kindergarten ‘teacher’? Seems VERY bizarre, to say the least. As an “oldest child of an oldest child whose duty was to the family ranch” (Clayton’s words) why would you not IMMEDIATELY return to the “ranch business” and start your career? You didn’t go to college to be a teacher AND you were supposedly the next generation of Tucker rancher. So why waste “a few years” (2013 to 2016) over in China doing God knows what? Makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, unless the REAL story is that Clayton was a rudderless fuckup who had no intention of ever being a rancher at all. He spent three years in China trying to “find himself” – like a girl.

#3 – Upon leisurely returning to Lampasas in 2016, Clayton did NOT jump into the “family ranching business” at all! He immediately became a “political organizer” for a communist political group called “Our Revolution.” He has mentioned this many, many times. When he ran for City council in 2021 (FIVE YEARS after his triumphant return to Lampasas) he listed his occupation on his candidacy papers as “political organizer” and NOT rancher!

#4 – How did you “lose your health insurance” in 2019 by running for office? Did you have insurance with Our Revolution and they terminated it? Is this just a huge lie to make it look like you are making a sacrifice (most likely)? If you were a Tucker Family Rancher this entire time, then you must have removed yourself from your own ranch-provided health insurance, right? Have you EVER had a single employee on the Tucker Family Ranch?

#5 – What “crops” were you “clearing a field” for back when the above photo was taken? Because it looks an AWFUL lot like you are just mowing the lawn here with the shredder attachment. Oh, and according to your latest rewrite of history, your crop is actually GRASS!! So why are you just destroying your “grass crop” here?

I know you aren’t cutting hay, because you posted this on November 30th and NOBODY is making hay then. The first freeze for this area is typically by November 12th. You’re a bit late, buddy.

Lies and more lies. There has never been ONE PHOTO of ANY crop being grown at the fake Tucker ranch. In fact, he now claims the crop is “grass.”

#6 – if you were ALWAYS a rancher and you were ALWAYS up against Big Ag and the evil monopolies that were ruining the “family farm,”then how come when you ran for State Senate District 24 in 2020 did you make NO MENTION of ANY of those things?? In fact, here are your Top Three Issues – and they read like a Bernie Sanders/Our Revolution manifesto, not a career rancher. Oops…

#7 – If Clayton is a fifth-generation rancher (according to Clayton) or a sixth generation rancher (according to Howard) and the ranch has been around as a primary going concern all those many decades, then why did you only incorporate and name the ranch in December of 2023, a mere two years ago? How did you do business, pay taxes, etc without a corporate EIN tax number?

Don’t tell me you didn’t know how, because Clayton had SEVERAL other bullshit non-profits registered with the state long before that.

#8 – If you have “always been a ranching family” then why did you recently sneak into your own campaign website and scrub the word “ranch” and change it to “farming”?

#9 – If the ranch is in such a precarious position and it is SO important to you and the family that it survives, then why have you allowed Clayton to disappear and drive around Texas aimlessly for the last 7 months pretending to be a serious contender for a job he is not qualified for?

And my final question:

#10 – How in the hell did you NOT KNOW it was “baling hay,” you buffoon! BAHAHAHAHAHA!

For a very detailed timeline of Clayton’s past lies, fraud and bullshit please see my seminal work on the topic:

Lampasas Democratic Party Chairman Web Of Lies. The Definitive Timeline Of A Fraud. 

Yesterday Was Major Deadline Missed For Industrial Pork “Agreement” – Marking Another Massive Failure of Taxpayer-Sponsored ‘Development’

WAAAAY back in October of 2021, the City and Martin’s Rod & Custom hatched one of the most hare-brained plans the City has ever seen…second only to the Business Pork plan in terms of the level of mental retardation needed to believe it would ever pay off. Or even happen in the first place.

Distilleries! Microbreweries! Food trucks! Maybe a hot tub time machine and blowjobs for a nickel, too! We’ll do it all!

But believe it they did!

I have taken many, many shits on this whole thing starting from the very beginning. I was never worried for a moment about being wrong about this. That’s because I’m old enough to understand that the government ultimately fucks up everything they touch [see also: Brodie estates, Hostess House, Old City Hall remodel, business pork, Azbell contract, student loans, Medicare, Medicaid, wind turbines, electric cars]

I also understood that back in 2020/2021/2022 EVERYONE was super high on the massive, ridiculous LEDC farts that were being generated by Covid stimmy money being thrown around like kid’s candy. Massive sugar rushes like that make people do stupid things and misallocate piles of money – just ask UPS about that.

Anyhoo – me being 100% correct about the City fucking up at great expense again isn’t really news. Today’s news is the Industrial Pork agreement and the major deadline that came and went. Marking another major failure for government-run “development.”

I requested information about this from the City. As usual, there was no response. So I guess we can assume the usual: the City took it in the ass, the original “agreement” was ignored, the property is NOT sold and there will be no distilleries or microbreweries.

Is that about it? I think it is.