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He Wants To Be A Cowboy Baby!

Socialist bum Clayton Tucker (currently running for City council) has never had a real job, but he has a FAKE job that he tries REALLY REALLY hard to convince the world of.

He wants to be a cowboy, baby! Call him Kid Tuck:

I caught onto his favorite trick a while ago. It is both funny and pathetic. I’ve collected some photos to show you. Notice his “iconic cowboy hat” is present every time he pontificates about socialized medicine from his upstairs room at his parents house – he makes SURE it is ALWAYS in the camera frame. To do this, he pathetically moves his hat around the room as needed:

Of course, less than two years ago (before his transformation to fake hardworking cowboy for his political campaign) he was just an unemployed trust fund dork in a baseball cap.

Our Revolution is a socialist offshoot of Bernie Sanders’ campaign

Sad, sad little boy.

Clayton Tucker Imports Austin Socialist Julie Oliver To Canvass in Lampasas

Quite the turnout, Clayton! You imported a socialist Bernie lover and loser from Austin and a couple of older folks – your family, perhaps? I was out of town this past weekend, so I’m sorry I missed it.

Were you and fellow socialist Julie Oliver sure to tell everyone you are rabid socialists who support open borders, idiotic wind farms, the Green New Deal boondoggle, and forced $15/hr minimum wage that will definitely kill jobs for the least skilled workers?

Nah. I bet you didn’t. But I sure will!

Be sure to vote AGAINST socialist bum Clayton Tucker for Lampasas City council.