Tag: fake farmer

Local “Farmer” Can’t Figure Out How To Raise His Own Chickens.

He’s always crying about SOMETHING, and he went from crying about “Big Ag” to “Big Egg” in about 3 seconds flat:

Funny how dummies like Clayton ignored inflation for the last four years but then became very concerned right around January 21st of this year.

Big Egg! Monopoly! Corporate greed!!!

Oh wait – anyone can buy some chicks at Tractor Supply and then have eggs in about 4.5 months. Doesn’t sound like much of a monopoly to me, with zero barriers to entry! I’d think a ‘farmer‘ would know that!

I’ve been raising chickens for 13 years now. I’m not a fake farmer like Clayton Tucker, but I’ve forgotten more about raising chickens than he’ll ever know.

There is ONE major input to the cost of eggs out here at my place: the cost of feed. Feed has doubled in price since I started in 2012 – like every other product on earth, basically. The real culprit is the Federal Reserve, money printing and massive government spending by left-wing douchebags.

Also, why does Comrade Clayton even care about the price of eggs? He chooses shitty glyophate-riddled Froot Loops for breakfast, not healthy eggs!

I know this because when he virtue signaled that one time about helping the poor, he went and bought them a box of crap and didn’t give them ANY eggs!

“Hunger is on the rise because Bumblin Joe Biden has fucked everything up!!”

What an absolute shit head.

Clayton Tucker Now A Fake Lobbyist As Well!

Comrade Clayton sure does wear a lot of fake hats! First it was cowboy, then farmer and now rancher. But he added another fake feather to his cap: fake lobbyist!

This is from his annual postcard bragging about all the stuff he didn’t really do, like “protect folks from bad international trade deals,” as if he was some international envoy and the Biden administration was consulting him and using his vast knowledge of international business – which is possibly the most preposterous bullshit ever to come out of his mouth, considering he’s actually a 34-year-old under-employed loser who lives with his mom in Lampasas.

But even more alarming is his declaration that he “lobbied to pass new laws” to help family farmers and ranchers. Why is this alarming? Because if he ACTUALLY DID lobby anyone at the state or federal level (he doesn’t say which), then he is in big trouble. That’s because lobbyists are REQUIRED to register themselves as a lobbyist!

Unfortunately, there is no record anywhere I could find of Clayton Tucker being registered as a lobbyist!

Ruh roh! According to Google:

The punishment for lobbying politicians without registering as a lobbyist can include significant civil fines, potentially reaching up to $200,000, depending on the jurisdiction and severity of the violation, and in extreme cases, could even involve criminal penalties like imprisonment….

So which is it, Comrade?? Do you admit you lied AGAIN about being something you are not (cowboy, farmer, water researcher, energy expert, ranch founder, lobbyist)? Or do you stick to your guns and get in big trouble for lobbying politicians without registering?

Tough call.

Just kidding, we all know you didn’t lobby shit. Just another of the many, many lies that the communist spews as easily as drawing a breath.

Fake Farmer “Working Hard” Waltzing Around the Capitol Building Taking Selfies.

The fake farmer and rancher is at it again! He has found about a dozen different ways to “work hard for the people” without actually ever doing any work. It’s amazing. Truly, a Bernie Sanders clone in every way.

Yes, he’s “hard at work”. Just look at him! Today is one of the first few days of spring, the weather is beautiful and REAL farmers were tilling and planting like crazy today. REAL farmers are getting shit in the ground for the rains coming next week and getting their hands dirty.

For the record: this is hard work:

This is NOT hard work:

Fake farmers drive down to Austin after getting up at 9:30am and stroll around the rotunda taking pictures of themselves and probably loitering around outside Vikki Goodwin’s office hoping she’ll offer him a cushy job.

He’s doing all of this to “make sure folks are better able to buy and sell” food, whatever that means. I don’t see anyone starving in the streets around here – in fact, quite the opposite. Local Marxist Bruce Haywood and appears to be quite well-fed despite not even working for a living:

Seems like everyone is pretty “able” to buy food, despite Green New Deal retards like AOC, Joe Biden, and Clayton Tucker causing the price of diesel, fertilizer and other crucial farm inputs to explode higher with their idiotic policies and push to eliminate “evil” fossil fuels.

In fact, Comrade Clayton Tucker, who claims to be a farmer, lives in his mom’s house literally TWO BLOCKS from the weekly Lampasas Farmers Market – which happens tomorrow. Seems to me that if Clayton Tucker the farmer wants to feed people, he’d be at the market tomorrow selling the food he grows.

But I’ll bet you a MILLION DOLLARS that he won’t be! Tell you what, comrade: I’ll bring MY products down there tomorrow and give them away for free. I think I have a few dozen eggs in the fridge from my chicken coop. How about you do the same with YOUR products.

You know where to reach me: lampasshole@protonmail.com