Tag: Clayton Tucker

Socialist Bum Clayton Tucker Clubbed Like Baby Seal (377 to 180)

Like a dragonfly hitting my truck windshield at 80mph, so does the Clayton Tucker campaign for Place 1 city council seat come to an abrupt and disastrous end. All that remains now is smear of bug guts and annoying residue.

Oh, and some serious delusions:

“Hey! I did better than Mondale in ’84!”

I don’t know where he gets the “sticking to a message” bullshit. He was all over the map and added “issues” to his website on a whim every time he saw somebody on Facebook complain about something. That’s not “sticking to a message”, that’s “pandering and saying anything for a vote”.

That is how he ended up with ridiculous issues like “I will fight for a dog park!” and “I will fight for a rec center!” and “Tucker will fight to bring a variety of restaurants to Lampasas“, which clearly was hatched after he saw some bitching about “yet another burger joint” by the usual peanut gallery on Facebook!

Well, buddy: here is your chance. Once again, you find yourself jobless and aimless. Why don’t you go ahead and open a restaurant that brings us “greater variety” now that you have a ton of free time on your hands?

I won’t hold my breath.

The only thing funnier than Tucker’s delusions are the comments by his 8 or 10 hardcore Marxist scumworm followers – most of whom live in Austin or another state.

Marxist trashbirds of a feather nest together

First the bad news – 180 Lampassholes actually VOTED for this moron. I knew he’d get a few votes from the likes of Bruce Haywood, Julie Cain Landrum, Janet “Crazier” Crozier and Melissa Johnson. But if we actually have 180 lovers of socialist bums in our midst HERE in the heart of rural Texas, well….I seriously fear for our great Republic going forward.

Speaking of that nitwit Melissa Johnson, let’s see how her prediction played out. Her “logic” a month ago was that me bashing Tucker relentlessly was only helping to “promote” him. LOL. How’d that work out, sugar?

Melissa Johnson: wrong for the 312th time

The GOOD news is that 377 people voted AGAINST Trust Fund Tucker and his brand of Marxist trash. For that, I thank you all. Together we have denied a Marxist scum bag an electoral win that he could brag about going forward and use to gain higher office in Texas. Instead, he is now a three-time loser.

My advice is to go out, get a job, stop sponging off Mom and Dad and maybe go WORK for about 10 years in the REAL world before you try to get a seat at any table making the rules for everyone else.

Also, know this: I will never sleep as long as you are out there running for something, ANYTHING. I will relentlessly bash your socialist ideas and call you out for your hypocrisy and lack of work ethic. Don’t believe me? Ask Mike Cour how things went for HIM when I smelled a rat trying to steal cheese.

Keep Socialist Clayton Tucker OFF City Council

Another one for the files – this kid is a never-ending hypocrite and literally wrong about every issue he takes a side on.

How it started:

How it’s going:

Socialist, jobless, anti-capitalist bum Clayton Tucker bashes the medical industry but then can’t take an unproven vaccine fast enough and DEMANDS that you do the same. All for a disease he has a 99.98% chance of surviving and has probably already caught and recovered from unknowingly.

I won’t be happy to just see Clayton Tucker lose this election for City council. I want him to be CRUSHED. I want him demoralized and embarrassed. Maybe then he’ll go out and get a real job and become a productive citizen at 31 years old. Maybe even move out of Mom’s attic and get his own place.

Socialist City Council Candidate Now Sponging Off Deceased Grandfather’s Name

What a worm this kid is. This might be the most embarrassing of all his many embarrassing moves: trying to trade on the name of his dead grandfather to get votes.

From today’s Dispatch:

“What are my qualifications? LOL. I have none! But my mom’s dad was Bob Wright! Vote for me”

I mean, why not, right? You already sponge off your parents by living in their house and not having a job. Your entire political worldview as a socialist is to sponge off of productive people with jobs and sucking them dry with taxes for your idiotic projects like wind farms.

So why not sponge off the name of your dead grandfather too?

This kid has never run so much as a lemonade stand or even had a real job in his life – yet he thinks he can run a City! He’s such a “leader” than he can’t name a single thing he’s ever done and instead tries to name drop his dead grandfather hoping to score a few votes.

What a piece of shit.

Socialist Bum Will Be Out Wandering Town Today

Socialist bum and fake rancher Clayton Tucker will be walking around Lampasas today “campaigning”. I think it’s hilarious he is doing this in 50-degree weather in mid-April, seeing as he thinks the world is going to end in 11 years from global warming.

Early voting for City council starts soon. Socialist bums who live in their parents’ house and have never worked a real job at age 31 have NO BUSINESS running ANY City.

Let’s all get out there an make sure Trust Fund Tucker not only loses, but loses SO BIGLY that he packs his bags and moves to Austin where his brand of socialist garbage is practiced and ruins their city daily.

Our Revolution is an offshoot of socialist Bernie Sanders’ campaign

Fake Mexican loves the fake rancher….and vice versa:

NAMBLA here we come!!

Fake rancher LOVES Bernie Sanders!!

Clayton Tucker Loves Open Borders and Sanctuary Cities!

This didn’t age too well, did it Clayton? From last year:

I guess it’s easy to be all for illegal border jumpers when you don’t own any property, don’t pay property taxes and don’t have a real job or real income that requires paying lot of tax either. The $116 billion wasted ANNUALLY on these illegal illiterates does not come out of Clayton Tucker’s pockets. Because bums like Tucker never pay their way.

Socialist bums like Clayton Tucker aren’t actually hurt by their moronic vote for Biden and open borders because it’s not going to cost THEM anything. It’s going to cost YOU. Meanwhile, Clayton sits in mom and dad’s house all day and pontificates on his laptop about what meanies conservatives are and how we just aren’t FRIENDLY to the military-aged Mexican gang members pouring through our open borders.

Clayton Tucker is what’s known as a “zero liability voter”. Much like Bruce Haywood and many other bums who TAKE lots of money from the government but pay very little in taxes. They don’t lay awake at night wondering where their free stuff comes from! No skin off their ass and they are rolling in free stuff. So why NOT vote for the clown that promises the most “free” stuff??

Don’t forget that Clayton Tucker is ALL FOR sanctuary cities too. From his interview last year with liberal fish wrapper Austin American-Statesman:

 “I very much disagree with the intent of that law….I would be very much against that bill…If Austin wants to be a sanctuary city then let it be”

Socialist Bum Who Can’t Hold Real Job and Lives In Parents’ House Tells Us He’s Qualified To Run Lampasas

Today’s Lampasas Dispatch puff piece asking City council candidates their views on a couple issues was completely useless, if you ask me. Socialist bum Clayton Tucker repeated a bunch of nonsense about “we need better jobs” and “we need to keep taxes low”. Which is funny coming from a Bernie Sanders acolyte who has literally never held a real job for more than a year….and who lives in his parents’ house.

Perhaps the most asinine of his many stupid ideas is the wind farm idea. Wind turbines are a complete disaster both economically and environmentally. Everyone knows it outside of the Green New Deal Kool-Aid drinkers.

Let me ask a few questions myself, if I may. I’ll also fill you in on the answers:

Clayton, how many businesses have you started? Answer: 0

How many businesses have you managed? Answer 0

How many people have you employed at $15/hr? Answer: 0

How many people have you employed at ANY wage? Answer: 0

How many jobs have you held in the United States with a real, economically productive company? Answer: 0 (political organizer doesn’t count)

You yammer about providing health care to people…how many people have you healed or provided medical care for? Answer: 0

You babble about solar and wind a lot – two HIGHLY subsidized forms of energy production that make zero economic or environmental sense. How many solar panels do you have on the roof of YOUR house? Answer: I don’t own a house. I live in my parents’ house.

OK, how many solar panels do your PARENTS’ have on THEIR house? Answer: 0

How many wind turbines do you have on your ranch? Answer: I don’t own any land, actually.

OK, how many wind turbines are there on your family’s “ranch”? Answer: 0

Clayton, you’re over THIRTY YEARS OLD now. What have you done with your life? Answer: I’ve worked on the campaigns of a couple of other loser socialists like Julie Oliver for a grand total of about 8 months.

Question: that’s it?? Answer: yup. Well, I’m a fake part-time rancher too. And cowboy. And farmer.

You made a huge stink last year about people wearing masks. Are you aware that when comparing counties and states WITH mask mandates against those WITHOUT mask mandates, there is literally NO DIFFERENCE. Does that make you feel like a moron for being so wrong? Answer: I’m completely wrong about wind farms, solar power, water resources, $15/hr minimum wage and open borders….so being wrong about Covid doesn’t really bother me much. (chuckles)

Question: What makes you think you know ANYTHING about economics, jobs, energy policy or anything else for that matter, when you have done nothing your entire life? Answer: I’m an idiot, entitled socialist millennial who has been handed everything in life…THAT’S why!

There you have it! The REAL Clayton Tucker interview. Be sure to keep this bum OUT of Lampasas City government!!!

Clayton Tucker Imports Austin Socialist Julie Oliver To Canvass in Lampasas

Quite the turnout, Clayton! You imported a socialist Bernie lover and loser from Austin and a couple of older folks – your family, perhaps? I was out of town this past weekend, so I’m sorry I missed it.

Were you and fellow socialist Julie Oliver sure to tell everyone you are rabid socialists who support open borders, idiotic wind farms, the Green New Deal boondoggle, and forced $15/hr minimum wage that will definitely kill jobs for the least skilled workers?

Nah. I bet you didn’t. But I sure will!

Be sure to vote AGAINST socialist bum Clayton Tucker for Lampasas City council.

Clayton Tucker – More Health Insurance Lies

Back to our regularly scheduled show, which I call “Clayton Tucker Is a Fraud and a Bum”

I found this little nugget recently. Clayton posted it on November 30, 2019:

My 80-year-old mom has the EXACT SAME HAT…and sunglasses! No joke.

He makes it sound like he gave up his health insurance (and, by implication, a real job) to run for office! What a martyr! What sacrifice!

Except it’s all bullshit.

Let’s take another look at this kid’s resume (which I previously detailed HERE):

So – who was providing Clayton tucker’s health insurance in 2019 before he so magnanimously decided to run for office?

He ended his huge 9-month stint as a kindergarten teacher in China in 2015. Then, apparently, for the entirety of 2016, he did nothing.

(Actually, he travelled around Asia on someone else’s dime, but that certainly ain’t a ‘job’. I’d wager that mom and dad paid for that year off).

In 2017 he put in a grueling 6 months as “editor in chief” of “Organic Helicopter”…which looks like a failed blog or website or something. I’m guessing Tucker started it himself and it went nowhere. There is no record of it on the Internet at all. So he CERTAINLY wasn’t getting health care through THAT ‘job’.

He then took ANOTHER year off before he bummed around on two campaigns between June 2018 and September 2018. Four whole months! THOSE types of “hand out leaflets for a candidate” ‘jobs’ don’t pay very well, and they SURE as SHIT don’t offer health insurance either. So we can eliminate that too.

He then took ANOTHER year off (do you see a pattern here?) before deciding to become a candidate himself in October 2019….and he then posted about his candidacy (and whined about losing his health insurance) on November 30, 2019.

So Clayton, the BIG QUESTION is this: if you “recently lost” your health insurance in November of 2019, who was providing your health insurance up to that point??

I’m a gambling man. I’m willing to publicly wager Clayton Tucker that it was good old Mom and Dad paying for this bum at the age of 28. After all, he DOES still live in Mom and Dad’s house now at age 31!

MOST people go out and get a job when they graduate with an $80,000 college degree (which mom and dad ALSO paid for). By the time they are 28, they actually have a REAL job that provides them health insurance.

OR, they can go out and buy their own in the free market. It would probably cost Clayton about $400 a month.

But no. Clayton Tucker (like many socialist weasels in this day and age) chose to be a bum between the ages of 22 and 28 (and up to the present day, too). He never bothered to get a real job or develop any real skills. So now he cries that he and his ilk deserve some free stuff – like health care AND $15/hr wages just to show up on the first day of work with zero skills.

Bums like Clayton Tucker make me sick. So how about it, Clayton?? You willing to publicly answer this question? Tell us all who was providing that health care you supposedly “lost” in 2019!

ANOTHER MYSTERY – Your resume ALSO shows you started working for the socialist organization Our Revolution as an “organizer” from September 2018 to present….which is the exact same time you posted that you “lost your health insurance recently“. Are you telling us that Our Revolution DOESN’T provide you with health care???? The very organization that is demanding ‘free’ health care from OTHER organizations doesn’t provide it to their own workers??

Shocking!!! Why, that would be like, I don’t know, a scum bag like Bernie Sanders demanding $15/hr but then NOT paying his own campaign workers that same amount.

Clayton Tucker: “If Austin Wants To Be A Sanctuary City, Then Let It”

Quote of the day, from Clayton Tucker’s interview with liberal fish wrapper Austin American-Statesman from only six months ago. He was asked about sanctuary cities.

Here is what he said about SB 4 [requires local law enforcement to cooperate with the feds and turn over illegal border jumpers who commit crimes – effectively outlawing sanctuary cities]:

[go to 14:45 mark]: “I very much disagree with the intent of that law”….”I would be very much against that bill”….”If Austin wants to be a sanctuary city then let it be”

There you have if, folks. Clayton Tucker is fine with illegals flaunting our laws. He is fine with Austin and other cities being “sanctuary cities”.

Of course, when you have ignorant bleeding hearts like Tucker say things like “This is The Friendship State! If people want to come here for a better life, then let them” (totally ignoring the difference between LEGAL immigration and scumbag border jumpers) you get stuff like this:

Watching Clayton Tucker kiss the ass of liberal dunce Juan Castillo of the American-Statesman editorial board is truly nauseating.

P.S. – Tucker claims it took his grandmother (who was born in England) 26 years to get her citizenship, which he then complained about. I call HUGE bullshit on that. If it took 26 years for an English speaking woman to get her citizenship, it is because of something SHE did wrong. Average time is 2 years or less.

Or maybe Clayton Tucker is telling tall tales once again. Given his history of fibbing, I’d bet on that.