Clayton Tucker – Page 4 – The Original Lampasshole

Chairman of Lampasas Democrats Fawns Over America-Hating, Socialist Scum

Leave it to the chair of the Lampasas Democratic Party Clayton Tucker (an admitted socialist and Bernie Sanders acolyte) to fawn over a socialist scumbag who wants to turn America into a third-world shithole like the one she came from:

Quite the couple! Both have NEVER had a real job in the private sector, despite being alive for a combined 70 years! Adorable.

I love how impressed Comrade Clayton is that she went from refugee to CONGRESSWOMAN. Like that is the pinnacle of human achievement. I’m here to tell you that 90% of congressmen/women are certified retards. If Maxine Waters has an IQ over 87, I’ll eat a bowl of my own shit.

But that’s Clayton Tucker for you. It’s not impressive to come over as a refugee and become an electrical engineer or chemist or brain surgeon. But weaseling your way to congress and then working non-stop to kill the Constitution and institute a socialist hellhole is something he truly admires and can get behind.

Far from being admired as an inspiration, Omar should be despised as a traitor to America. She escaped to America from a third-world shithole and instead of kissing the ground and counting her blessings, she instead refuses to assimilate and is doing everything in her power to change America into a third-world dump like her homeland.

Some balls on this chick. She wins the lottery by escaping from Somalia to America but instead of thanking anyone, she instead shits on America as a racist country and then demands Congress change their 181-year ban on headware just for her. Can you imaging moving to, say, Japan and making similar ridiculous demands as an American? They’d (rightfully) laugh in your face and tell you to shut your mouth.

Anyone born in a foreign country should be banned from EVER holding national office. If that leaves a bad taste in your mouth, then feel free to stay in Somalia or Haiti or whatever dump of a country you are trying to immigrate from. You wanna come here and work hard and be an AMERICAN who loves and reveres the Constitution? I welcome you with open arms. Otherwise – fuck right off.

This woman is a piece of shit and a menace. She wants to hand out billions to people for doing nothing and she’d love nothing more than to get rid of more police officers.

She also married her brother.

What an embarrassment for every single self-proclaimed Democrat in Lampasas county. The chairman of your party is an avowed socialist and has publicly fawned over scum like Bernie Sanders and Ilhan Omar, among others.

That means the chairman of your party in an un-American scumbag – and by the transitive property, that makes YOU an un-American scumbag.

Socialist Worm and Lampasas Democrats Chairman Clayton Tucker Embarrasses Entire Town By Talking Like a Hillbilly Rube

Not content with pretending to be a cowboy, a rancher, and a farmer, Clayton Tucker is now pretending to be a salt-of-the-earth, country-fried rube.

The fake rancher was interviewed by local news when joke candidate for Lt Governor Mike Collier showed up in Lampasas last week to a roaring crowd of about 14 people:

***This group reminds me of the cantina scene in the original Star Wars in 1977 – a bunch of freaks and weirdos***

You ain’t scared of no one? Buddy, with your diminutive height and twiggy arms, you should be scared of everyone…including teen girls.

He then continued his hillbilly-bonics speech pattern:

Hey now! Don’t forget he ALSO ran unsuccessfully for Texas House District 54. That’s a three-time loser, for those keeping score:

Contrary to his declaration that he “ain’t scared of nobody”, he was apparently too scared to face a primary opponent and withdrew from the race before it even really got started.

He is also petrified of the Wuhan respiratory virus – even though he is at practically zero risk as an under-35-yo female. So scared, he got several vax shots AND still wears a mask!

He’s scared of other stuff too. Like paying his own way in life and earning an honest living:

Hey dummy – the hospital is STILL going to bill someone. There is no freedom from the bill. You just want someone else to pay it.

What he REALLY means here is “freedom from responsibility” and freedom to mooch off of others the same way he mooches off his parents by living in their upstairs bedroom at 208 S Western Street.

He means freedom to fuck around traveling on mom and dad’s dime and finding his inner self and posing with pachyderms. Notice there is no mention of ranching, farming or being a cowboy in his biographical notes:

**Teacher? No. Babysitter for 9 months to a kindergarten class in CHINA.**

It’s all part of his fake persona to convince moron lib voters he’s something he’s not. It’s the same reason he moves his cowboy hat all around his parents’ upstairs bedroom when doing fake interviews online – something I busted him for previously.

With these latest antics, Clayton Tucker proves once again he ain’t (see what I did there?) a rancher or a farmer or a cowboy or any kind of rugged, salt-of-the-earth, hardscrabble laborer. He’s just a doughy, pasty, effeminate trust fund nerd who still lives at mom and dad’s house and worships Bernie Sanders.

Sad little boy. A complete embarrassment to the fine town of Lampasas.

Socialist Bum Clayton Tucker Trying To Worm His Way Onto The Lampasas Economic Development Board

Well, it was only a matter of time, I guess. We have an organization (the LEDC) which wastes millions trying to centrally plan our “economic development” on one hand.

On the other hand, we have an unemployed socialist bum and Bernie Sanders acolyte who has not only never run a business or employed a single person, but (as far as I can tell) has also apparently never even WORKED for a real business. He has spent his adult life volunteering for the failed campaigns of other socialist losers like Julie Oliver.

**Pretend cowboy and real communist demands free shit at Austin rally with other Bernie Sanders lovers.**

He also lives in the upstairs bedroom at his parents’ house at 208 S Western Street. Did I mention that?

In the 70s, we used to call guys like this “bums”.

Naturally, Clayton Tucker would be attracted to the LEDC like a moth to a flame. A flame that is fueled by the burning of piles of tax dollars. A kid who hasn’t managed to accomplish a single thing in his 30 years of existence is a PERFECT fit for the group that is spending millions putting pipes in the ground at a “business” park where no actual businesses exist.

A match made in heaven!

My favorite thing in the world is to read the bullshit lies and exaggerations this communist maggot puts on all of his applications for various political offices and candidacies. He is currently 0-3 running for office and his latest humiliation was five months ago when Zac Morris beat him like a rented mule for City council.

His latest pile of rubbish can be found in his application to join the LEDC – you can see for yourself on page 25 of the latest LEDC meeting packet. He writes:

“I once worked with the National Science Foundation regarding studying the economic impact of water resources”

BAHAHAHAHA. Sure you did, Comrade Clayton! That 21 day stint at a resume-building, bullshit internship when you were in college was probably groundbreaking stuff, right? LOL. You’re practically a water EXPERT, I guess. Which is why you fall for hysterical commie nonsense like this:

I’m no history expert, but I don’t recall 41 million people last year dying of thirst. Perhaps I’m just misremembering?

I would normally say that allowing Comrade Clayton onto the LEDC would be a disaster leading to the waste of millions of dollars. But Talbert, Monroe and the rest of the LEDC clowns have ALREADY wasted millions. So I’m not sure he could really do that much damage. He’d be like a bull walking into a china shop that 10 other bulls already stampeded through and then marveling at the destruction while thinking “well, I can’t do any better than THAT!”

Plus, having a clueless moron of such epic proportions on the LEDC board is sure to drive Talbert and Monroe crazy with frustration. He’d waste hours at every meeting yapping about windmills and solar panels.

Clayton Tucker for LEDC Board member!!! Go Tucker!!

Lampasas County Democrats Chairman Clayton Tucker Is Cool With Illegals Overrunning Texas

Some ~~9,000~~ 15,000 (updated) illegals are congregating under a the Del Rio bridge in south Texas. There are Haitians, Cubans and Venezuelans. You probably haven’t seen any of these pictures. That’s because Biden’s “solution” is to ban drone flights near the area so the public can’t get a good look at the situation. He is trying to sweep it under the rug:

Don’t forget that local socialist and chairman of the Lampasas County Democratic Party – Clayton Tucker – is just fine with all this. He has stated in the past that “if Austin wants to be a sanctuary City, then let it“. Therefore, he is clearly ok with the idea of sanctuary cities and letting illegals run rampant in Texas.

Clayton Tucker (who is Chairman of the Lampasas County Democratic Party) is ALSO an “organizer” for “Our Revolution”. Our Revolution is an organization filled with commie pukes and Marxist lice. They ALSO think that deporting illegals is “mean” and “hateful”.

One wonders how many third-world, poverty-stricken, unskilled border jumpers Clayton Tucker has invited to live in HIS house, since he is just fine with them pouring over the border.

Oh wait. He doesn’t have a house. He lives in the upstairs bedroom at his parents’ house at 208 S Western Street here in town. My bad.

Clayton Tucker Is A Selfish Hypocrite Or a Liar. Take Your Pick

One thing that Chairman of the Lampasas County Democrats (and socialist) Clayton Tucker excels at is telling everyone how the world SHOULD be. He sees himself sitting on the throne telling everyone what to do to bring about his socialist utopia while doing absolutely nothing himself for his entire adult life:

“I will fight to end hunger!”. That is hilarious coming from a guy who claims to be a “farmer” AND a “rancher”. He has claimed both of those things for a very long time:

Seems to me, you don’t need to be a state senator or a politician of ANY kind to “feed the hungry”. All you have to do is roll up your sleeves, produce food, and then give it away or sell it really cheap. You even have FREE land and equipment that your grandpa (not you) owns and you pretend is yours!

Yet you don’t appear to do any of that.

So I have a few questions for Comrade Clayton, our local socialist who wants to “fight to end hunger”:

#1 – How many pounds of veggies or fruit have you donated from your “farm” to the local food bank (the mission over there on 4th street literally 5 blocks from your parents house where you live upstairs)?

#2 – How many pounds of meat have you donated from your “ranch”?

#3 – How much food have you sold at our local farmer’s market here? Seems to me that it is a great way to “support rural communities”, as you constantly blather about.

What’s that? Zero pounds of food donated to anyone?? So you’re just a selfish miserly asshole who keeps all his veggies and meat to himself without handing over a single thing to the poor and downtrodden??

OR…are you a lying asshole who actually ISN’T a farmer or a rancher but just pretends to be one so he has a better chance of being elected and sitting on his ass giving orders all day?

One or the other, douche bag. Take your pick.

Comrade Clayton Tucker Gets His First Job!

Well, good for you, Comrade Clayton! You are doing the very first useful thing you’ve ever done in your life. It only took until age 31, but look how productive you are being!

You can add to your resume:

July 2021: Sign Holder at rally for communists

“I’ve been vaxxed but I still wear a mask…like a good little drone”

I guess Comrade Clayton wasn’t a special speaker after all – because it looks like they let any wacko walking down the street jump up there and scream about fairness.

As soon as his turn at the megaphone was over, he had to hold the sign for every other freak, loser and passerby to spit rabidly into the microphone and tell us that “healthcare is a human right!”

Hey! That dude/chick looks like Scut Farkas’s sidekick in the movie “A Christmas Story“!

Grove Dill & Scott Farcus | Christmas story movie, A christmas story, Classic movies

Such a good, obedient, unquestioning ~~eunuch~~ communist! He has already eagerly taken the unapproved vaccine even though he is in an extremely low risk group (young and female). But as soon as Grandpa Joe tells him to mask back up, he masks back up! There is NO useful idiot on earth as useful as Comrade Clayton Tucker.

**Now I get to STILL wear a mask at my commie rallies! Yipee!!**

Comrade Clayton As Ranting Street Urchin

Local socialist bum and Marxist louse Clayton Tucker took a day off from lounging in his parents’ attic to travel down to Austin to “speak” about stealing from one group and handing to another group:

“Our Revolution” is a Bernie Sanders commie group filled with losers and Marxist lice

The above pic was the fantasy. I think Comrade Clayton thought he would be given a podium and a microphone and the massive crowds would stand there rapt as he pounded the podium with his tiny fist and demanded “fairness”.

The reality was quite different. He reminds me of those crazy, homeless street urchin preachers in New Orleans who scream into their megaphone for 9 hours a day – which is EXACTLY where Comrade Clayton WOULD be if his parents weren’t kind enough to let him live in their house:

If this is your kid, you failed badly as a parent

One thing is certain from looking at this “man”: Comrade Clayton is no rancher or farmer. With that physique, he looks more like a Richard Simmons wanna-be. Seriously – looks just like him! Imagine him without the fake cowboy hat prop:

Richard Simmons – The Annotated Gilmore Girls

Comrade Clayton Falls For Every Line Of Covid Nonsense

I expect nothing less from a guy who majored in “International Relations”, has never had a real job and who lives with his mom and dad at age 31:

I mean, hell, if you actually believe socialism will work (like Comrade Clayton does), then you’ll believe ANYTHING!

Anyone want to guess why “99% of all hospitalized patients with Covid-19 are unvaccinated!”?

Because it’s policy NOT to test vaccinated people when they come in.

Remember, this is the same idiot who went from “I hate Big Pharma” to “you better get your shot or you’re killing grandma” in about two seconds flat. That’s what happens when you are a know-nothing clown horn with zero principles:

**“I have Pfizer’s cock in my diapered mouth!!”**

You keep telling the lies, Comrade Clayton….and I’ll keep debunking them.

Socialist Parasite Clayton Tucker To Head Lampasas Democrats

Funny how he never posted any shit like this when he was running for City council. It was all kept hidden away and replaced with idiotic platitudes like “I will fight to bring jobs to Lampasas! I will fight for a “Bark Park” for dogs!”.

Now that he got his dick kicked into the dirt by Zac Morris, he can quickly put Bernie Sanders’ balls back into his mouth and Robert Francis O’Rourke’s shaft firmly back into his throat:

Since he can’t win anything running for office, he tries to grab as many unpaid, resume-building titles as he can. He is currently a state director for the Bernie Sanders commie group “Our Revolution” and he is an “advisor” for Ground Game Texas, yet another little splinter group run by fellow Marxist lice Julie Oliver and Mike Siegel:

That’s what these scumworms do. Form dozens of little, tiny “advocacy” groups and appoint each other to the boards. This way, they can list a bunch of “accomplishments” in their resume without actually accomplishing jack shit in real life.

The socialist bum is about to add ANOTHER sinecure to his resume. According to him, he is also about to become Chairman of the Lampasas County Democrats:

[I can see why Robert Francis loves him so much. His tiny little girl fist probably slides in much easier than Jim Hightower’s meaty ham-hand, right buddy?]

Anyways, if you are a “democrat” in Lampasas county, you are no longer a “democrat” in any sense of the word. You’re not just a buffoon like Jimmy Carter who wants to spend a little more on welfare and a little less on the military. THAT was what the 70s and 80s Democrats were like. They were also big on freedom of speech.

Not anymore.

NOW, if you are a democrat in Lampasas, you are a Marxist/commie piece of shit in my book. You have proved it by putting this Marxist bum in a position of leadership. You are 100% for The Green New Deal, Critical Race Theory, forced masking and vaxxing, open borders, sanctuary cities, government takeover of health care, “free” college for everyone, universal basic income, unsecured elections with zero photo ID, Big Tech censorship of “misinformation” and every other idiotic commie idea that is wrecking this country.

By the way, EVERY SINGLE ISSUE I just listed above is something Clayton Tucker has advocated for in black and white. I have links/screenshots of every one of them on this blog.

I thought I was safe from this commie bullshit in the middle of the greatest and freest state in the union. Texas. But here we are – a socialist bum who lives with mom and dad and has never held a real job in his life is now calling the shots for Lampasas democrats. Makes me sick to my stomach.

Local Socialist Bum Clayton Tucker Mad That Texas Won’t Allow “Critical Race Theory” Bullshit In Schools

Local failed City council candidate Clayton Tucker is at it again.

Wow! So deep!

Truth? That’s a good one. To Marxist progressive trash like Clayton Tucker and his buddies, “truth” is provable nonsense like “a human with a penis can be a woman” or “global warming will kill us all in 12 years” or “there are more than two genders” or “masks save lives” or “math is racist“.

This chick is a GRIFTER. Just like Clayton Tucker

Their latest favorite “truth” is that white people are all inherently racist and privileged . So they rallied yesterday to stamp their feet and whine that Critical Race Bullshit should be taught in Texas schools.

I mean, I can see why CLAYTON thinks there is such a thing as “white privilege” – because he erroneously assumes every white guy has a sweet deal like him:

Clayton’s parents paid $80,000 for his useless “international relations” college degree. Then Clayton went out and did…nothing. He traveled all over Asia on someone else’s dime (presumably mom and dad). He lives in a house that mom and dad own. He has never worked a real job, yet still has a car and cell phone and Internet and all that – again, presumably provided by someone else.

He’s in his THIRTIES and has never worked, yet enjoys a pretty cushy existence – posting socialist screeds on “Our Revolution” and moaning about the plight of “the working man”, despite never having been a working man himself. Or even a man, for that matter.

In short, Clayton, if you feel guilty about your “white privilege” or “white supremacy” or whatever horseshit you are peddling today, then I suggest you go out and get a job so you can feel that sweet sting of sweat on your brow and experience the satisfaction that comes from being an independent man who can provide for himself and maybe even a family.

It’s sad how badly this kid’s parents have failed him. Their enabling has made him into the useless, Marxist scumworm that he is today.