Tag: Chairman of Lampasas Democrats

Fake Dummy Rancher Admits There Isn’t Really a Ranching Business, Per Se. Also Admits No Local Presence.

Welcome to the first Baby Seal Bashing of the new year! There will be another soon enough…

Local socialist vermin and open-borders champion Clayton Tucker was recently asked by a follower what the name of his ranch was and where she could go to buy some beef. You know, since they have “always been a cattle family,” according to him.

The “fifth-generation” “rancher” was forced to admit that there wasn’t really an official name except what his grandpa called it: RX Ranch. But they might change it. Or maybe not. Easy to do when it doesn’t officially exist on paper anywhere that I can find:

So the five-generation cattle ranch (that would be approximately 130 years) that supposedly has deep, deep roots in Lampasas doesn’t really have an official name, doesn’t have a website and has never sold an ounce of meat around here. Comrade Clayton, who graduated college over ten years ago with a useless degree in “International Relations” is just now getting around to the whole “selling some meat” thing.

That makes sense!

REAL ranchers, like my friends Amy and George Winters at Winters Beef, have had an on-line presence for YEARS now with a VERY slick website. They sell product, talk about genetics (she is a trained biologist) and sell their meats at several farmers’ markets several hours away from their ranch in Brady. Amy is actually the SIXTH generation to work their land. These are what REAL ranchers look like and do.

Comrade Clayton can’t even sell a single stick of beef jerky at the Lampasas Farmers’ Market that is two blocks from his mom’s house! LOL!!!

I knew this was all bullshit a long time ago, of course. The peak hilarity of his ranching lie came in May last year when Comrade Clayton tried to virtue signal his concern for the poorz by buying them shitty, sugary Froot-Loops instead of giving them some healthy, fresh ground beef or steaks off of his “ranch.”

Comrade Clayton KNOWS that his bags of processed shit are bad for you, because he was just crying about it a few weeks ago! But apparently that crap is good enough for the poorz as he is too greedy to give away any healthy beef from his “ranch” – either that or there IS no beef produced on the “ranch.”

You forgot the “Froot” Loops you bought once for the pantry

A search for RX Ranch in Lampasas yields one result: a YouTube video from 6.5 years ago posted by Howard Tucker – presumably Howard A. Tucker (grandpa who passed away in 2018) and not Howard C. Tucker, the presumed fourth generation of ranchers.

Hilariously, the supposed “4th-generation rancher” (Clayton’s dad) wasn’t really a rancher either – he “left Lampasas after high school to continue further education and went on in having a rewarding career working with several large aerospace companies,” according to his own personal bio on his Pontiac Plus Facebook page. Zero mentions of ranching. Whoops! Another Clayton lie exposed!

We’ll have more soon as we review Comrade Clayton’s 2023: Another Year Of Lies and Nonsense

Idiot Socialist Makes More Bad Analogies. Is Clearly Clueless About Cost/Benefit Analysis.

As she has shown many times in the past, the socialist chairman of the Lampasas Democratic Party has zero understanding of economics, cost/benefit analysis or pretty much anything else in the real world. That’s what happens when you live with your mother at age 33 and she pays for everything.

Here’s the latest renewable energy “lesson” from a dunce:

Wow! What a burn! You sure proved your point! We should definitely spend another $50 billion to put more panels onto our already-unreliable grid!

Oh wait…you left a ton of stuff out of your “analysis”:

#1 – Nobody ever said solar panels don’t work in the cold. In fact, they work BETTER in the cold weather than they do in the blistering heat of summer, when efficiency gets reduced up to 20%.

#2 – Those solar panels on the ISS cost upwards of $300 million dollars – yes, I looked it up. So if you have $300 million laying around, by all means – toss up some solar panels that work when it’s minus 451 degrees. Oh, and they only last about 15 years – that works out to $20 million per year. Your tax dollars at work. OH – and they cost MORE to launch into space than they do to manufacture. So call it $600 million. For 15 years. What a deal!!

#3 – The problem with solar panels in Texas in the winter during massive storms like the Feb 2021 fiasco isn’t the COLD, it’s the fact that they were covered with two inches of ice – blocking photons. It also tends to be very cloudy during those storms. So even without the ice, the sun is blocked. I shouldn’t have to tell you this, but there are no clouds in space and no ice storms either. Moron.

#4 – Since the earth rotates on its axis every 24 hours and is tilted at 23 degrees to the plane of the ecliptic, the days in Texas during the winter are very short – about 10 hours. That gives you about 7 hours of strong sun and thus usable energy (IF there are no clouds or rain) – which means your billions of dollars of solar panels produce ZERO energy for the remaining 17 hours, or 66% of the time. Not a very good ROI for your money. This is not a problem in space either. Moron.

But besides all the completely wrong analogies and shit you left out, you really made your point.

I’ll also remind everyone that Clayton Tucker, despite his non-stop promotion of solar panels as being a great power source for an industrialized, First-World nation (it isn’t) COMRADE CLAYTON HAS NO SOLAR PANELS ON HIS OWN HOUSE!

There are ZERO solar panels at grandpa’s house/ranch either – that’s where Comrade Clayton goes to pretend he is a rancher. I’ll bet a shiny new dime there aren’t any windmills out there producing energy either.

Of course, Comrade Clayton would have to ask mom first about putting panels up on the roof, because he actually lives in HER house and under HER roof. He’d have to ask mom to pay for it too, since he is unemployed and penniless (and apparently ‘working’ for an organization that doesn’t even exist) and a decent solar setup would run him around $40,000. If he had $40,000 laying around, he wouldn’t be sponging off mom and living in her upstairs bedroom, now would he?

But besides all that, his promotion of solar panels makes a ton of sense. Well argued, Comrade!!

Millennials Are The Biggest Liars, According To New Survey. I Believe It. Clayton Tucker Is Exhibit A.

It’s Seal Bashing Saturday!

File this under “obvious”:

They lie on social media? No way! Like claiming to be a cowboy when they aren’t?

Or a farmer??

Or a rancher? LOL.

Or having “special knowledge” of energy policy? BAHAHAHAHA

Where else are they lying? On their resumes!

Fabricating stuff on their resumes? Who does that? Oh yeah….

Whether it is on resumes or social media, whether it’s about being a cowboy, a rancher, an energy expert or a farmer – Comrade Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 and Chairman of the Lampasas Democrats has lied about it. It has ALL been chronicled here on these pages.

Pathetic.

Clayton Tucker Loves Semen.

Did I spell that right? Oops – I’m talking about SIEMENS – the German conglomerate that is losing billions making idiotic pinwheels.

There has been this narrative that wind-farm costs are falling and will keep falling, but the reality is these prices are too low. Turbine manufacturers have effectively been selling at a loss – and those losses have become huge.

That is why Comrade Clayton just ADORES semen…I mean SIEMENS. They are just like an old socialist Soviet-style company that produces dogshit product commanded by political morons instead of the free market. Siemens would be bankrupt without massive subsidies (YOUR tax dollars) propping it up.

Oh, and on top of it all, their turbines are failing at an alarming rate.

The company announced late Thursday that a review of issues at subsidiary Siemens Gamesa had found a “substantial increase in failure rates of wind turbine components.”

Massive Energy Corporation Says Up To 30% Of Its Wind Turbines Could Be Malfunctioning

So to recap:

Pinwheels use a MASSIVE amount of concrete, iron, copper, neodymium (4400 pounds per pinwheel) and other mined-metals and rare earth metals to construct.

Their fiberglass blades wear out in 20 years or so and are then LANDFILLED. Nice.

Each pinwheel needs evil OIL to stay lubricated and requires a LOT of maintenance.

They cost so much that they have to be subsidized by YOU to the tune of tens of billions of dollars.

Their power output varies WILDLY with wind speed, making grid balance much harder to maintain. This destablizes the grid and requires a SECOND entire duplicate power–generation infrastructure.

Power output is ZERO is the wind is not blowing – which happens plenty. Therefore an EQUAL amount of reliable gas/oil powered generation equipment has to be built in case the wind isn’t blowing – thus costs increase dramatically.

At any given time, 30% of those pinwheels which make no sense and you overpaid for AREN’T EVEN FUNCTIONAL!

Sure sounds like a shitty deal to me. When your electric bills keep rising further and further over the next decade, you can thank THIS unemployed, socialist Siemen-loving moron for emptying your wallet:

Remember – all this “carbon zero” horseshit and trillions in spending is supposedly to MAYBE lower the temperature 100 years from now by a degree or two. Of course, they’ve been wrong about everything else…what makes you think they have any clue this time??

1960s – Oil gone in 10 yrs

1970s – Ice age in 10 yrs

1980s – Acid rain will kill all crops in 10 yrs

1990s – Ozone layer will disappear in 10 yrs

2000s – Ice caps will be gone in 10 yrs

NONE of these things happened – but ALL of them resulted in more taxes and less liberty.