The same exact playbook Dems used for California is playing out here in Texas.
Let’s back up a little.
California used to be a red state.
Republicans won 8 out of 9 presidential elections during the mid-1900s. Even in L.A. itself, the GOP won 6 of 10 presidential elections.
Then something changed. In 1986, Reagan cut a deal with Dems and granted amnesty to MILLIONS of illegals, majority of them residing in CA. This granted them the right to vote.
Since then, the GOP has not won a single presidential election in California. If TX (40 electoral votes) goes the way of California, we will have single-party rule in this country. Forever.
There was a tiny nugget of info in the latest LEDC packet on page 5 (item IX) and buried in the minutes from the February 21st meeting. Naturally, it was discussed in super secret “executive session” so the plebes couldn’t hear what was going on.
According to the packet:
“Discussion and possible action regarding Workspace business concept at the Lampasas Business Park and terms of engagement with the company.”
So it’s clearly a typo by the secretary. Or she doesn’t understand proper nouns. Most likely the latter.
I can also find nothing on any company called “Workspace” except for this one located in the UK.
What this kinda sounds like to me is yet ANOTHER level of scammers trying to insert themselves between the taxpayer, the LEDC and the end user.
For instance: perhaps it is a (as-yet secret and unnamed) company that specializes in the “shared office space” business model. A model that is rife with grifter scumbags and morons like WeWork’sAdam Neumann. A model that is doomed to huge failure especially now, as office space across the U.S. sits unused in the wake of the Covid scamdemic.
I can see the LEDC falling for something this stupid. They would give this “workspace” company a bunch of free stuff and land so they can build some office space there that will likely sit empty forever. Think of that Twisted Oak building right down the street…then multiply by 20.
If the office space never gets filled, the “workspace” company walks away with very little lost.
If it by some miracle makes a ton of money, the workspace company cleans up and LEDC gets nothing.
Speaking of retarded deals and the LEDC, it looks like Eco-Turd is maybe packing up and vacating that building over there by Lampasas Beer Market. They look to be disassembling that awful, shitty demo fence that has been there for a year or two now. The fences that were marketed at almost $100 per linear foot…
“Five foot nine? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!”
I drive by there all the time and it NEVER looked like anyone was “manufacturing” jack shit, to me. Either way, there are literally ZERO cars out front now and some new signs on both doors that say “Authorized Personnel Only” as if maybe, just maybe, Mike Cour got the boot and is not welcome back.
If any birdies want to sing about Eco-Strong leaving town or moving into new digs – you can reach me at lampasshole@protonmail.com
Related: did you know the LEDC has a Twitter page? Yep. Hasn’t been updated in 2.5 years, however. Such a hard-working group. Thank goodness we have them in charge.
Not content to blow $4,200 on joining another useless organization (Grand Central Texas Economic Development Corporation) – it looks like they are actually going to let Ybarra (and very likely some other hangers-on) travel to ATLANTA for the GCTEDC Conference!
Wait, lemme guess – the moron in charge of finding a city for this thing wanted to make sure it was “diverse” enough for everyone? Absolutely outrageous.
This organization (which the LEDC now belongs to after a $4,200 donation) decides to take their convention money to ATLANTA instead of any of the dozens of nice cities/towns/hotels in the Central Texas area? Not to mention now you all need to buy airfare to travel there instead of getting in your car for 90 minutes to travel to Waco or Belton.
Remember folks, if you want your kids to be the most ruthless Easter egg hunters ever, listen to me carefully:
The secret is to bypass all the obvious eggs in the near vicinity and sprint like a fugitive to the farthest edge of the yard where all the slow/dumb/small kids AREN’T and clean house out there, methodically making your way back to the pack of losers at the front who all fought over only 40% of the eggs.
I’ve probably read dozens of these articles over the last decade. I’m fascinated with that stuff. The economics of it. The many factors that go into being a successful rancher. You have to know a LOT about a lot of things: animals, soils, grass, business. Those guys are the backbone of America and Texas (along with the oil guys). A tough and thankless job, really.
In ALL those articles I’ve read where they talk to experts and others in the industry around this area, you know what I have never, ever seen? The name Clayton Tucker! For some reason, the Dispatch never calls up local socialist Comrade Clayton Tucker to ask him about the pulse of the cattle industry – even though he has claimed to be a fifth-generation rancher for many years now.
Let’s compare these two humans (I refuse to call Comrade Clayton a ‘man’)
Disclaimer: I have never met Mark Langford nor am I a relative or employee….these are all guesses plus what I could find on the Internet
First we have a REAL rancher….
Mark Langford, owner of Langford Ranch Enterprises: has been ranching for 40 years. Bachelor of science in Agricultural Economics. Is quoted in newspaper as an expert. He probably employs DOZENS of people. Does NOT have seven different social media platforms where he wastes hours taking pictures of and naming goats. Probably understands how to use the CME cattle futures market to manage price risk.
Probably married to a babe with awesome kids. Probably can wrestle a bear and drink five beers without getting a buzz. I doubt he ever wore a mask or got the “vaccine” when it came out. He doesn’t get sick.
Probably drives big-ass truck with 180,000 miles on it. Probably deer hunts in his spare time. Probably has hands like hams and an American flag on his sprawling property that HE owns, not mom. Probably friends with other local bad-asses like Rickie Roy and Van Berry. Would not be surprised if he has killed a number of coyotes with his bare hands.
Then we have…..
Comrade ClaytonTucker, ‘founder’ of RX Ranch: has only been ‘ranching’ since December 21, 2023. Has never employed anyone in his life. RX Ranch employs zero people. Is a pathological liar. Majored in “International Relations” at joke school in Georgetown. Is a moron who probably has never even HEARD of the cattle futures market nor able to understand price risk hedging.
Is more worried about having 1,000 followers on Instacrap than producing any beef for sale…
….drives girl car (Chevy Equinox).
Wants to ban rifles. Hands are likely soft as baby shit. Uses girl machine at gym. Lives with mom. Was petrified of Wuhan virus that was no threat to him and complained for two years that nobody was wearing a mask – even as he wore one in his car.
Forgets he is a rancher much of the time….
Rarely seen in the company of women. Carries a purse and has a fupa….
REAL ranchers do NOT have fupas.
Hangs out with scumbags who hate America and then puts a Ukraine flag on his mom’s house where he lives!
Did I mention “lives with mom”?
So, as you can see: it is no wonder that every single Dispatch article on REAL ranchers in Lampasas over the last decade has failed to mention, quote or contact Comrade Clayton or RX Ranch.
I think this is the final year of their five-year contract. So if I was Assistant TO the City Manager Ryan “Gump” Ward, I think I’d be negotiating with them a little bit and reminding them that next spring, their contract is over with the City. Maybe the City is going to put the whole thing out for bid again if you don’t re-think that 3.66% increase right now. Maybe we only raise it 1% this time, buddy.
He’s right up there with Romney, McCain, McConnell and the other establishment retards who think it’s still the 1980s and the Democrats are “good people” and we “need to compromise.”
I got news for you, you old sack of shit: those days are long gone.
He’s one of these “go along to get along” guys. Doesn’t care what the debt is. Doesn’t care that the borders are overrun. Doesn’t realize there are communists infesting the highest level of government. Doesn’t care the DOJ and FBI are weaponized – he’s right there to give them more money for a new headquarters.
He sends me his shitty newsletter by email every month and has pictures of him holding giant checks to fund this or that useless project. Fuck him. He’s part of the problem. NEVER does he stand up against anything. What does he care? He’ll be dead in a few years, God willing.
Here are some of the abominations in the latest $1.2 TRILLION bill:
– $850k for a gay senior home – $15 million to pay for Egyptian’s college tuitions – $400k for a gay activist group to teach elementary kids about being trans – $500k for a DEI zoo – $400k for a group to gives clothes to teens to help them hide their gender
Not a single supposed “conservative” should have allowed ANY of that garbage to pass. The ONLY power they have right now is the power of the purse. Refuse to pass any of this shit and shut the government down if they don’t get their way.
Most of the GOP aren’t in an existential fight for the future of the nation They’re just second-rate elites who are resentful that they didn’t qualify for the cool kids table and had to slum it by managing the plebs.
Your way of life is about to disappear when the cuts to social security get here in a couple years. Your cat and your gay flag don’t play the bills. The money is gone. Thirty-five trillion in debt and Biden wants to spend another $7.5 trillion. You wonder where all the inflation comes from? Not from “greedy CEOs” you morons. It’s from shit like this.
Local left-wing woke moron Cade Snyder Hilgenberg loves to whine about how horrible life is in “AmeriKKKa” while at the same time being a lazy slug with zero ambition, drive or work ethic.
The planet is burning!! It’s BURNING!!
Not.
Isn’t that just like a Gen Z libshit moron? Can’t make ends meet but worried about the temperature of the planet MAYBE (probably not) being a degree or two higher in 100 years when you are long dead.
Cade Snyder Hilgenberg wants all the good things in life but doesn’t want to work for any of it….
Cade is also VERY overweight. You can see him waddling around the HEB in Burnet these days ever since he came scurrying back to Lampasas after failing to thrive in his beloved lefty Utopia of Austin, Texas.
That, and you can’t survive on your own.
Fat, dumb and living with mom is no way to go through life, son. Man wasn’t meant to suckle mom’s titties through dentures.
You also might want to cut back on all the pizzas if you are worried about “no health care,” you mook. You have to make a LITTLE effort yourself. Sitting around playing video games inhaling pizzas isn’t doing you any favors. You look like a 40-year-old nerd at the age of 22.
Wait, he’s back in Lampasas? The town he hates because it’s full of “racist hillbillies”? Whatever happened to your plan to move to New Mexico? Oh wait, mom and dad don’t own a house there for you to live in, eh?
By all means, PLEASE move to NM so I can watch you get robbed blind by tweakers and illegals.
THESE are the lazy pieces of shit who complain about how they have it SO MUCH harder than previous generations (you don’t). These are also the pieces of shit who keep voting for morons like Joe Biden, Ilhan Omar and all the other commies. They want YOUR stuff and they’ll vote to steal it every time.
ANUS: [ey – nuhs]
The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal, through which the solid refuse of digestion is excreted.
The House Appropriations Committee just released a $1.2 trillion government spending bill at 2AM.
Slipped in there is $400k from our taxes funneled to Briarpatch Youth Services.
Briarpatch gives 13-year-old kids chest binders, tuck equipment, “counseling” all WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT.
Remember all these ridiculous earmarks and money wasting when the IRS takes their pound of flesh in about 3 weeks.
This was requested by Senator Tammy Baldwin of Wisconsin.
Baldwin, a Jewish lesbian, has been in politics for over 30 years and has only “worked” in the private sector for a grand total of three years (1989 to 1992).
But yeah, keep voting for “democrats” because of “muh abortions!”
In other news, Ismail Mohamed won his race in Ohio’s 3rd district two nights ago, beating Abdirizak Diini.
He campaigned (almost) entirely in Somali instead of English. His campaign pitch? To represent the interests of Somalia.
This was the Ohio victory party last night:
Ismail Mohamed won his race in Ohio's 3rd district last night, beating Abdirizak Diini.
He campaigned (almost) entirely in Somali instead of English. His campaign pitch? To represent the interests of Somalia.
He will join Ilhan Omar and many other inbred, 75-IQ muslims born in third-world shitholes in D.C. as they work to destroy America further.
Note the lapel pin.
Fun fact: Mexico (yes MEXICO)FORBIDS foreign-born people from EVER holding ANY political office in Mexico. They are also forbidden from becoming policemen, airlines pilots or members of the military!
Of course, over here we are letting foreign invaders become policemen, carry guns, join the military, vote in elections and hold office at ALL levels except President of the U.S.
How fucked up is that?!?
We would be wise to follow MEXICO’S lead and FORBID all foreign-born Muslim (or other) invader scumbags from holding these positions.
Of course, right here in Texas, we have a foreign-born Paki muzzie who took his oath of office on the Qu-ran.
I know this because Lampasas Democratic Party Chairman and avowed socialist Clayton Tucker endorsed him:
If you aren’t pissed off yet, there is something seriously wrong with you.
