You Dummies Need To Learn Stop Sign Rules Of The Road.

I don’t know why it’s always at Howe and 6th, but that seems to be the spot where morons congregate to flaunt their total ignorance of the rules of the road.

[OK, we know why. There are two schools on that street and thus during the school year, there are a huge number of women driving as they drop off/pick up kids. Obviously there will be a ton of bad driving around those times. But school is not in session now!!]

The shocking thing is, when this happened to me yesterday it was a middle-aged white guy in a pick-up truck who was the moron! Not an old lady. Not an Asian. Not a flaming homo. Not an illegal Mexican. No…it was a guy like me who should definitely know better. Everyone knows that middle-aged, straight white guys are the best drivers of all.

In a rare occurrence yesterday around 1pm, all three of us hit that intersection at the EXACT same time. I know the fucking rules, so I was sitting there waiting for the guy to my right to go first and drive straight ahead. Instead he sat there like a retard and stared at me like I was in the wrong!

We were all traveling STRAIGHT….

So I sat and gave him the “what are you waiting for, douchebag” look. He then tries to WAVE ME THROUGH! No, no, no. YOU have the right of way. That’s the law, buddy. Don’t you dare wave me through like I’m some dipshit teenager who made a mistake behind the wheel and you’re doing me a favor. You fucker!

So I waved him through even harder and yelled “you have the right away, you stupid asshole” through the windshield which only my 9-year-old could actually hear but I’m guessing the guy to my right could read my lips pretty well as I yelled.

Meanwhile the poor sap to my left was trying to figure out what the hell was going on and waiting for both of us assholes to go.

Brutal. Learn the rules, motherscratcher.

“Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can’t see you”. 

Fire-Alarm-Pulling Socialist Moron Jamaal Bowman Gets Destroyed In Primary. Lauren Boebert Wins.

What a shame. Hard to believe that all the screaming and yelling and dancing around with your fellow chowderheaded donkey last week didn’t help your chances….

Jamaal Bowman lost his seat in Congress because Street Communists are only allowed to become Elite Communists if they can control themselves. Jamaal couldn’t reform his barbarian ways (pulling fire alarms and stuff) and now it’s back to being a street animal for him.

Back to working at McDonald’s, you utter clown.

City Officials To Curse Construction Project Today With Garden Implements In Staged Photo Op

Apparently, the City will “break ground” on the $2.2 million dollar Hostess House ‘facelift’ (NOT REMODEL! NOT RENOVATION!) today around 9am.

Remember the LAST time this happened? A bunch of City bozos grabbed shovels and posed for the “ground breaking” of the Business Pork Project:

Ground being cursed back in 2015. NINE YEARS ago!

Technically, it wasn’t really the groundbreaking, since the LEDC bought that goat pasture back in 2004. It merely marked the very first time they wasted a massive sum installing infrastructure. This was the beginning of the extremely profligate Toups years – which also saw a giant pile of money incinerated on a new City council chambers.

Anyways, the result of the above photos and the display of garden implements in a ceremonial fashion resulted in nothing but disaster for the Business Pork. It STILL sits empty today, despite many millions more poured into it.

Today they will repeat this process of cursing the ground and ensuring the project will be a money pit and disaster for the next year or so.

Congratulations, guys!

Of course, here’s how it started: at $200,000. It ended 10x higher!

Haughty, Humorless Hippo Hurt Horrifically During Hannah Hijinx

A tragic and deadly accident NEARLY took place today at Hanna Springs pool. A large, semiaquatic mammal was ALMOST very nearly SERIOUSLY injured when a dangerous projectile hurled at high speeds by a 6-year-old splashed down near her – knocking MULTIPLE droplets of water into her hair and possibly grazing her knee!!!

Might I suggest wallowing in a mud pit, madame? Far away from the children having fun in the pool?

Obviously, she immediately went over to the pool manager to loudly report and complain about the fun, laughter and general tomfoolery these young children (ages 6, 9 and unknown) were engaged in at the City pool during their summer break.

I was able to get my hands on the deadly projectile being used in the pool. As you can see, this horrendous weapon of war has NO PLACE in the City pool!!

This could obviously do MAJOR damage if launched at a human body at 900 mph.

As you can see, the SUPER SMART and RATIONAL pool manager (who was totally NOT on a power trip) was COMPLETELY within her rights to ban this dangerous toy immediately at the urgings of the hippo since it clearly violated the posted rules of the pool:

I’ll give you some “hard balls” you moron.

I also later accosted the severely injured woman (to apologize for a 6-year-old almost killing her with a 3 ounce squishy ball) and asked her to show me where the broken bones, contusions and lacerations could be found on her generously-proportioned carcass.

She looked at me like I had lobsters crawling out of my ears. Then waddled out to her car.

Thankfully, any SERIOUS injury was avoided and all fun was ceased IMMEDIATELY at the pool. Great job by all involved at stopping what COULD have been a deadly incident!

More Wheels Fall Off LEDC.

First Ybarra resigned (which STILL has not hit the newspapers!) and now LEDC member Shahan bowing out. From the City council packets [page 137]….

“…Mr Shahan has opted to resign his position on the LEDC board…”

The funniest part about that? About 2.5 years ago, he was APPOINTED by the LEDC after he didn’t even bother to apply for the position! Thus passing over a bunch of eager citizens who DID bother to fill out an application! I wrote about this in November of 2021:

Inbred LEDC Inbreeds More – Appoints Bank President Ryan Shahan to LEDC Board – THE SAME BANK They Just Borrowed $1.5 Million Dollars From.

What has been accomplished in the last 2.5 years? Well, a hell of a lot of money has been spent (way over a million) and we have a nice crop of about 15 fire hydrants and a paved road over at the Business Pork.

Of course, they still have ZERO tenants after 20 years and $7.5 million dollars wasted. Well done!

Democrats Are The Party Of Losers, Pervs and Morons. Every Time.

Weirdos and losers are drawn to the Democrat Marxist Party like a moths to a flame. It is the party of the malcontents and envious beta cucks. The Biden Administration is filled with them – and so is Austin.

Just look at this loser:

Why did he resign? Well, to keep his cushy benefits before he could be fired.

Why would he be fired? Glad you asked.

According to court records, Joseph Frederick pulled a gun on his roommate threatening him and demanding he leave their apartment.

Clearly these guys are all homos. That’s pretty much a given for the Democrats. But that’s not even the most pathetic of it all.

#1 – this guy is in his 50s and still has a roommate [a la Clayton Tucker living with mom or Grady Lucas booting his mom to a nursing home and taking her house].

#2 – this guy is too stupid to figure out how to look at porn.

#3 – this guy is an insecure beta male.

#4 – this guy is a lawyer and yet still stupidly pulled a gun on someone, thus guaranteeing he would get in big trouble.

#5 – this moron just lost a $134,000-per-year job because he was too stupid to stream porn and is such a loser he has a roommate at age 51.

Can you get any dumber??? That would be like, I don’t know, faking racist comments to yourself and getting caught because you stupidly left your email on the “racist” remarks.

Oh wait…a dumb-ass Democrat scumworm did that recently, as well!

Then you have the Biden Administration’s bald, disgusting tranny-freak who wears dresses and steals luggage….

Nauseating.

It never ends. It’s an endless stream of retards, mentally-ill perverts and absolute losers. Over and over.

Hey wait a second – that lawyer with the gun worked for a big City of a million people and made $134,000 per year? But somehow our City manager (population 7,200) who does NOT have a law degree and lives in a town with a much lower cost of living is making $153,000 per year?!?!

Ok. Keep telling me our City employees at the top aren’t wildly overpaid.

Hell, Assistant TO the City Manager Ryan Ward almost makes as much as this gun-waving, porn-deprived homo with a law degree!!

96.3% Of “Renewable” Shitwheels Sitting Idle Today

Billions upon billions of dollars in pinwheels sitting idle today. We could have built 6 or 8 nuclear plants for that money. Nuclear plants that basically run 24 hours a day forever and emit ZERO carbon.

I always instinctively know when the pinwheels are idle because it is brutal outside with no breeze at all. It happens many, many times per year – despite the assurances of mouse-jiggling morons that “the wind always blows”

Good thing we have REAL power sources like natural gas to rely upon. Unfortunately, building an entire backup generation system for when the wind dies is very costly…which is why electricity bills have shot up 30% in recent years.

Energy prices soar almost 30 percent under Biden — 13 times faster than previous 7 years

You can thank irrational, innumerate clowns like the ones below for foisting this idiocy on you. The blame is 100% with greentards and Biden voters:

Hannah Springs Is City’s Top Asset – And The Most Ignored/Abused By City Hall.

You’d think a former YMCA Director like Finley DeGraffenreid would tend to make the City pool a bigger priority. But you would be wrong.

While he is busy wasting $2.2 million on the Hostess House or $450,000 on a skate park that is scarcely used or a $180,000 bathroom in a park that is mostly empty, or $96,000 on an A/V/ system for City council that only costs $33,000 – Hanna Springs pool hours are cut, and equipment that is broken stays broken.

Right now, the pool is only open from noon to 6pm…and only 5 days a week (Tuesday through Saturday). A total of 30 hours and is CLOSED completely for two days – including Sunday, which is a weekend day that many working parents would probably love to see open.

But not so long ago, it was open FAR more….41 hours, to be exact. It was also open every day except Mondays….

Don’t tell me this is a matter of money – because you clowns find tens of thousands of dollars for every stupid idea that crosses your desk. Hell, Misti Talbert asked for (and got) $971,000 in Covid relief funds for her retarded Business Pork Project back in February of 2022. That money could have been used for just about ANYTHING. Instead, it was incinerated on her moronic project.

Then you have one of the water features completely broken – and nobody has bothered to repair it…..

Those four poles sticking out spewing water USED to have buckets underneath. They would slowly fill up then unpredictably dump the accumulated water onto the kids beneath it. Now it is just a sad, unrepaired relic dribbling weak water streams – much like an old man with an enlarged prostate, which I’m sure our 61-year-old City manager can relate to.

Oh also? If you Google “Hannah Springs Pool” the posted hours of operation are COMPLETELY wrong. Might want to correct that as well. No doubt there are a few people at City Hall with time on their hands every day. This is just basic shit, guys.

I can tell you from experience, the pool is pretty busy ALL the time. As opposed to, say, the rodeo arena (City just dropped $50,000) or the planned bike trails that never happened (cost of plans was $12,000) or the ridiculous giant metal LTX letters they plunked down on the City square ($15,000). Ergo, it should be more of a priority than your other make-work/burn-money retard projects.

Also, if I’m not mistaken, Hannah Springs closes on August 1st! You know – right before the hottest two weeks of the year. What a genius time to close the pool for the season! Do you realize how absurd it is to only have a giant investment like a POOL only open about 60 days per year in Central Texas where it is basically pool season from May 1 to October 1??

Additionally, if money is an issue (it shouldn’t be) you might raise the price on season passes and eliminate the “family” season pass or make it more specific. As it stands, the prices haven’t budged since at LEAST 2018 AND a “family” could be 9 people – which is a stupid way to price things. I’ve brought all this up before, of course FOUR YEARS ago!

Bottom line? You guys suck.

I TOLD You So. Another Sick Lefty Female. Women Should NOT Be Voting.

See: Fitzharris and her behavior during Covid

I JUST talked about this only three weeks ago! Insane women who cannot perceive reality correctly and how that should preclude them from voting and imposing their psychotic distorted “reality” on the rest of us.

As I wrote:

The REALITY is that this guy is a piece of shit. But the liberal moron ignored this reality in favor of some “he’s a victim of racism,” nonsense instead of accepting there are some truly evil people in the world.

It may seem sick to us, but many of these liberal women literally fantasize about being victimized in this manner. Reality will oblige.

Aaaaand, here it is:

These people are insane. We have plenty of them around here as well: Christine Seefeldt, Julie Cain Landrum, Stephanie Fitzharris, Carol Garner Doughty, etc. They are utterly incapable of seeing reality. That’s how you get deranged headlines like this….

These two headlines were next to each other on the SAME DAY!!!

Biden is CLEARLY ignoring immigration law and doing everything in his power to stop states like Texas from enforcing their borders. Mayorkas is complicit. These are facts. Not a week goes by where there isn’t a story about a young girl being raped/strangled/killed by an illegal.

YET insane/retarded women are STILL voting for Biden. A vote for Biden is a CLEAR vote for open borders. No sane person can dispute that. Ergo, anyone voting for Biden is also in favor of innocent young children and women being raped and killed by these animals. A vote for Biden is a vote for lawlessness. Lawlessness and chaos that puts these VERY SAME female voters at risk themselves.

I would love to say that the only way lib scum like Seefeldt, Fitzharris and Landrum will ever see the error of their ways is if they get violently attacked or raped by an illegal – but as you can see from the unhinged woman above, they would probably welcome that and then tell the cops it was a white guy.

Say Their Names: Young American Women Are Being Raped & Murdered By Illegal Aliens

You disgusting lefties are SICK, SICK, SICK. You all need to be committed.

Murdered by illegals….

Oh, and Snopes FINALLY admitted that the “Biden showering with his daughter” story is 100% true. Unlike the “Trump is a rapist” nonsense which is demonstrably false. Yet idiot lib women like Stephanie Fitzharris and Christine Seefeldt will ignore the reality that Biden is a sick pervert and instead embrace the lie about Trump being a rapist.