America-Hating Commie Ilhan Omar Shows Her First Allegiance Is To Shithole Country Called “Somalia”

Unbelievable. But not surprising. Remember that local America-hating commie Clayton Tucker (Chairman of the Lampasas Democrat Marxist Party) adores and worships this piece of shit. They all have one thing in common: hatred of America and the desire to burn it all down and replace it with their socialist utopia.

This is what happens when you illegally import tens of millions of third-world dirt bags. They all cluster together like turds in a toilet bowl in a single Congressional district and start electing other turds to U.S. Congress. Next thing you know, you’re outnumbered.

Funny that in this photo of six huge haters of America, local socialist tapeworm Clayton Tucker has selfies with HALF of them!

More Incompetence On Display. City Pool Closed AGAIN On Saturday!!

Wow. They only had NINE MONTHS to get their shit together between the end of last pool season and the start of this one. Still couldn’t do it.

Last Thursday, they closed it at the last second for “unforeseen circumstances.” When I asked the City secretary what that meant, I got zero response. So I’m guessing it was something embarrassing they are refusing to divulge. Otherwise, why not admit it was “staffing shortages” once again?

[UPDATED 7/1 – it was a burned out pump motor! So…why not just say that? Idiots]

Somebody needs to get chewed out over this. Ultimately, it falls on the pointy head of City Manager DeGraffenreid – who makes over $200,000 per year in salary and benefits yet has been fucking up the pool situation for the last FOUR YEARS!! The guy started out as a YMCA Director, so you’d think he might have a grasp of this kind of thing. Not to mention he’s been on the Lampasas tit for about 13 years now. And you STILL can’t get it right? Sad.

Or maybe it is the fault of the oddly named “Sundae Hein” who is supposedly in charge of the pools. She’s doing a pretty shitty job of it, from my standpoint.

If you keep having staffing shortages you need to RAISE THE WAGE, as I have yelled from a hill for four years now. They FINALLY understood that $7.50/hr was a joke but from what the lifeguards told me last week, it’s now still only $12. STILL a far cry from the $15 it should be.

This isn’t 2021. You can’t blame Covid stimmies and a tight labor market anymore. Things are DEFINITELY softer in the labor market and $15 will get you what you need.

There are roughly 6 lifeguards on duty for six hours, five days a week. The pool is open about 10 weeks (also sad). That works out to 300 x 6 lifeguard hours, roughly. Or 1800 hours. A three dollar raise will cost you $5,400.

Yes, $5,400 in a City budget that is in the tens of millions of dollars. Hell, they wasted $45,000 on the failed Industrial Pork project and have zero to show for it. You could afford NINE YEARS of increased wages for that.

They also handed Mercer $20,000 for a “life safety grant” but don’t have $5,400 to pay local kids to work at the pool for the summer? What gigantic ASSHOLES you are!

So let’s take a look at the last nine days:

Sunday June 23: Closed (used to be open on Sundays in the old days)

Monday June 24: Closed (always been closed on Mondays – maintenance, etc)

Tuesday June 25: open as usual

Wednesday June 26: open as usual

Thursday June 27: CLOSED (‘unforeseen circumstances’ **UPDATED** burnt-out pump motor)

Friday June 28: open as usual

Saturday June 29: CLOSED (staffing shortages)

Sunday June 30: CLOSED (used to be open in the old days)

Monday July 1: CLOSED (scheduled closed as always)

Absolutely pathetic. It’s been closed TWICE as often as it has been open – and during brutal heat indexes, too!

But don’t worry, all the clowns involved will get a 4% raise across the board here in a couple of months.

What Happens Next…

Even the most deluded radical lefties are now admitting Biden has lost his marbles. This was obvious years ago, but remember: the Angry White Female Liberals (AWFLs) like Stephanie Fitzharris, Julie Landrum and Carol Garner-Doughty cannot perceive reality. They ignore it in favor of their own warped ‘reality,’ such as “men can menstruate” or two 21-year-old girls can move a piano up the stairs because, like, Boss Girl!

However, you cannot ignore the CONSEQUENCES of ignoring reality. That consequence is Trump getting back into the White House (currently 60% chance). Ignoring reality for the last 3 years has painted them into a very tight corner.

So what happens next?

I won’t admit how many hours I’ve spent analyzing betting sites the last 24 hours. The markets started jumping around again yesterday evening. Supposedly Biden is meeting with his inner circle TODAY to figure out how to fix this train wreck. The only thing in their way is yet another AWFL: Jill Biden. Taco Jill herself is clinging to power right til the end despite the obvious. Kind of like Diane Feinstein or John McCain.

The other big problem is that even if they can convince Jill/Joe to drop out of the race NOW, who are they going to install in his place? Their bench is not very deep.

Kamala is a low-IQ, highly annoying DEI hire who literally sucked dicks to get where she is. The Big Money people in the Democrat Party know she is a dumpster fire and apparently want nothing to do with her. Remember during the primaries in 2019? She was pulling about 1% in the polls. Team Trump also has access to about 100 hours of video of Kamala doing interviews and sounding like an absolute moron while making cackling noises that put any normal human on edge. There is a reason she has been a long-shot to win this entire time.

Only the most retarded virtue-signaling idiots think that this is a good choice.

As of this morning, here is the most likely scenario according to betting markets:

Some time in the next month (it can’t be too soon, or it will be obvious this is all because of Joe’s horrendous debate performance) Joe will resign from the presidency “for the good of the country” due to an undisclosed medical issue. This is an easy sell, since he is clearly going downhill fast. I’d be surprised if he is alive a year from now.

Kamala steps in and gets to be the First Female President EVER! She also now has a few months to show what she can do. Maybe they get a promise out of her to NOT seek the nomination in August…maybe they don’t. Kamala is just as power-hungry as the rest of them. I doubt she’ll go quietly unless promised a cushy job like Supreme Court Justice or something.

Meanwhile, the snakes at the DNC will need to figure out the mechanics of swapping Joe off of all those ballots and installing someone else. Bernie Sanders fans will understand how easy it is, since Hillary pulled a similar stunt pushing Bernie aside for the 2016 election. I don’t pretend to understand all the arcane rules the DNC uses, but rest assured, it will all be decided in smokey back rooms. So much for that “protecting democracy” they love to yammer about!

Now they need to install someone. The common thinking is that Newsom is a no-go because he is an “evil white male” and the libshits are all-in on only picking women and minorities for everything these days. They are so myopic about this, they’ll keep doing it even as it sinks their own boat.

Who’s left? Gretchen Whitmer is a name that keeps getting bandied about – and she has definitely popped in the betting markets. Of course, most of America has no cue who she is except the for being the center of an FBI set-up and for being an extreme authoritarian lock-down twat during Covid. She’s also still a longshot at around 30-1.

Then there is still Big Mike – Michelle Obama…who may, or may not, have a penis swinging around down there. Mike has said REPEATEDLY that he has no interest in running. Of course, they all say that. The dems have very little time to work this. Michelle ticks all the boxes and every libshit will be reassured that his wife Barack will be in the background whispering in Big Mike’s ear the entire four years. Obama has zero track record and therefore, nothing for Trump to attack on. Trump also risks looking like a “racist asshole” if he goes after Big Mike too hard. The Dem convention is in Chicago and the Obamas got their start where?

As of now, the betting markets seem to view Kamala, Newsom and Big Mike as all equally likely.

Oh, then we still have Hillary out there, flapping her leathery wings and circling around. I would not count THAT possibility entirely out, either. HillDog has gone from 200-1 down to 40-1 at a few places. So clearly some punters think she is at least worth a long-shot lotto ticket.

My First Triple Orgasm.

Holy shit. That was like watching a Tesla driven by Clayton Tucker crash into Jack Harrell’s house every night for a month. Fucking FANTASTIC.

We all know what the best line of the debate was…..

We had a fantastic time watching Biden get murdered on national TV at Memos. Nobody got into a fist fight or anything! Apparently that is a concern over at Lampasas Beer Market, which made us miss the first 15 minutes of the debate because they refused to show it due to the “political nature” and possibility of a fight (?). Funny that they will allow Oklahoma and UT fans watch the same football game and not worry about a fight but letting us watch the debate (after SPECIFICALLY getting prior approval from the owner) was just too much to risk.

Sad, because I liked Lampasas Beer Market. Gonna have to boycott for the rest of the year, at least. Only way they will learn. We’re talking about the fate of the Republic here and you’re worried about people arguing? Total bullshit.

You know who goes out and spends money and tips well? Conservatives. You know who has no money and lives with their parents? Libshits. You better know where your bread is buttered.

My Proprietary “Nutsack Index” Forecast at 96.5% Today.

My sack never lies. The degree to which it is sticking to my leg gives me a solid indication of how useless the billions of dollars in pinwheels will be today.

And from the way it was acting this morning while loading my piece of shit mower onto my trailer before it was even 9am, today is going to see about 97% of the state’s $83 billion in wind power sit useless, once again.

Let’s see how accurate the index is today….

Bam! Spot on.

City Fails Pool-Goers Once Again

Pool already closed on Sunday and Monday of this week? Check.

Heat index of close to 110 today? Check.

Perfect day to hit the pool? Check.

Kids loaded up with towels, sunscreen, extra clothes and squishy ball for hitting whiney fat chick with? Check.

A gaggle of incompetent morons running things over there? CHECK!

Good thing they added the “no water aerobics” to the sign that already says the pool is closed. Otherwise, a bunch of people might stand there staring the obviously-deserted pool wondering if they might do water aerobics in the Campbell Park toilets instead.

Obsession With Global Warming Hoax Leads Beginner Rancher Astray. Results In Numerous Goat Deaths.

This is just sad. I feel horrible for all those poor goats he keeps killing. Just one after another.

This is what happens when you have an irrational fear of imminent global catastrophe and you ACTUALLY BELIEVE the world is going to “boil” in the next 6 or 8 years.

Super smart ‘rancher’ with $80,000 college degree in International Relations can’t spell “devastate” correctly.

You make incredibly stupid decisions, misallocate resources and then sit there wondering where it all went wrong. Good thing he has mom and dad to take care of him and give him a place to live.

How did this happen?

Well, as you recall, according to Comrade Clayton (who has lied repeatedly about being a “fifth-generation rancher”) they have “always been a cattle family”:

So with (supposedly) four generations of ranching knowledge under his belt AND a FREE functioning cattle operation handed to him on a silver platter by the four previous Tucker generations AND with beef prices going straight up – what does he decide to do?

He decides to get into goats instead. Now why would he do that? Well, according to Comrade Clayton himself:

“Now we are diversifying into goats, because the climate is changing and we felt that’s a little better for arid climate.” [2:59:30 mark]

Naturally, about six weeks after Comrade Clayton made this statement, Lampasas had the wettest May since 1895.

Oops.

It seems Comrade Clayton, who is not very bright to begin with, has confused CLIMATE with WEATHER. Comrade Clayton is making decisions TODAY for an event (temperatures rising a massive 1.5 degrees) that may or may not happen ONE HUNDRED YEARS from now – long after Tucker himself is dead and buried like his many unfortunate goats.

Poor Clayton. No matter how many times you tell him, he simply refuses to believe that this global warming hoax has been going on for a LONG time and NONE of the predictions have come true. Here is a dipshit from 1983 saying the SAME THING. The catastrophe is always about 7 to 10 years away…like a carrot dangling on a stick in front of a donkey:

The irony here is that the chick on the left (Jessica Savitch) was a monumental coke head and nut job who ended up dying in a car wreck the VERY SAME YEAR she made this video blathering lies about global warming.

The moral of these stories? You need to realize your risk assessment abilities are shit. You’re like the irrational moron who is afraid to fly and insists on driving 1000 miles instead, not understanding that your odds of dying in a car wreck are about 100 times higher.

Same thing with the Covid dummies who are 150 pounds overweight but are instead obsessed with wearing a mask to prevent a respiratory virus that has a 99.7% survival rate while they are careening towards a heart disease and diabetes.

Banning Fossil Fuels Will Make Heat Waves More Dangerous – Not Less.

Air conditioning is an incredible invention that is too often taken for granted. Back in the 1840s, long before air conditioning, a Florida doctor named John Gorrie found that his patients recovered better from disease when placed in a cool room. Gorrie developed a system to cool hospital rooms, but it required huge blocks of ice to be cut and transported from frozen lakes and rivers in the northern states. Gorrie’s system made no sense logistically, but his method for cooling a room laid the foundation for what would become modern air conditioning.

Sixty years later, a New York engineer named Willis Carrier [white male nerd – the guys who invent everything awesome] expanded upon Gorrie’s design by utilizing cooling coils to heat and cool air. These first air conditioning units took up an entire room and cost as much as $1.5 million each in today’s dollars. But as Carrier and his competitors raced to improve upon their designs, air conditioning units became smaller, more efficient, and more affordable.

A big problem with early air conditioning units was that the compounds they used as refrigerants, such as ammonia and propane, were toxic, flammable, explosive, and not very effective. Then, in 1928, Thomas Midgley Jr. and his team in the Frigidaire division of General Motors synthesized the first chlorofluorocarbon (CFC), which they named Freon.

The adoption of CFCs like Freon provided a major boost to air conditioning. In the 1930s, when the US experienced the most severe heat waves in its history, air conditioning units began to be installed in movie theaters. Around the same time, the first window-mounted units were developed. But it wasn’t until after World War II that air conditioning started to become affordable and compact enough to become a common fixture in American homes. By the 1960s, most new homes in the US had central air conditioning.

Air conditioning did not merely make life more comfortable; it saved lives. Heat-related deaths fell by 80 percent after the adoption of air conditioning. Regions like the arid Southwest and the humid Southeast became more habitable for more people.

But as Mark Thornton has pointed out, the benefits of air conditioning extend far beyond staying cool on a hot day.

Because architects no longer needed to rely on windows for ventilation, air conditioning allowed for larger, sturdier buildings that could extend higher than had ever been possible. These skyscrapers significantly increased the supply of housing and office space in urban areas without requiring more land. That meant the air conditioning making residences and offices more comfortable was also making them more affordable.

The cooling and dehumidifying effects of air conditioning also help conserve things like books and historical artifacts. Thanks to modern HVAC systems, every major city in the country can have libraries, archives, and museums. That wasn’t true before. In fact, Willis Carrier first invented air conditioning not to cool hot rooms but to prevent magazine pages from wrinkling for a Brooklyn publishing company.

Air conditioning has helped enormously with textile production, surgeries, plant and animal breeding, pharmaceuticals, and transportation—not to mention the preservation and transportation of food through refrigeration. It is also crucial for cooling the vast data centers that, together, power the internet.

That’s all to say that it’s hard to overstate how much the world we all live in depends on our ability to control our indoor climates, regardless of the outdoor temperatures. But these systems rely on two central components: energy and refrigerants. And both of these components have come under attack from environmentalists and their allies in government...as well as far-left greentard radicals.

Environmentalists are very clear that they want the world’s governments to force their populations off fossil fuels. They fantasize about a world where, after a few cleverly concocted government policies are enacted, the world transitions to energy sources like solar and wind, the weather improves, and we all get to live in an egalitarian, plant-filled, postscarcity utopia.

But those ambitions will never leave the realm of fantasy. So-called renewable sources like solar and wind power cannot support the world’s population at the current level of development. At best, things like air conditioning—which requires a lot of energy—will become more expensive.

More likely, modern HVAC systems will become unavailable for large swaths of the population. Because, in addition to the effort to ban fossil fuels, today’s environmentalists have also set their sights on the refrigerants these systems rely on.

It began in the nineties when the world’s governments seized on a scare that CFCs were causing a hole in the ozone layer (which was essentially a complete hoax) to ban the refrigerant and force a transition to a worse alternative called hydrofluorocarbons (HFCs). The coerced adoption of HFCs made refrigerators, air conditioning systems, and even asthma inhalers more expensive and less effective. That’s the big reason why, as Thornton pointed out in the article linked above, air conditioning’s march to affordability reversed course in the 1990s and now costs so much.

But it gets worse. 

The US government has already passed legislation to phase in a total ban on HFCs. Most bans are set to kick in over the next couple of years, but unlike the CFC ban thirty years ago, there is no clear alternative this time around. If it’s mentioned at all, the other options presented are the same toxic, flammable, inefficient compounds like ammonia and propane that were used in the early air conditioning units ninety-five years ago. Companies have begun hoarding HFCs as the phaseout progresses and, earlier this year, the first arrest was made for smuggling the refrigerant into the country.

As air conditioning becomes even less affordable and available, all the benefits outlined above begin to slip out of reach as well. Life grows more expensive because internet, food, and rent prices will rise as the supply of data centers, refrigeration systems, and urban housing takes a hit. And, ironically, the warmest parts of the country will become less inhabitable, not because of a change in the climate, but because so-called green policies are destroying our ability to make them livable.

So, in a sense, environmentalists are right when they warn that heat waves will become more dangerous. But it’s not because of small increases in their average peak temperature. It’s because of the environmentalists themselves.

“Green” Wind Turbines Are Anything But.

This photo is the steel reinforcement of the base of a wind turbine, you will still have to add between 21,000 and 28,000 cubic feet of concrete, which is a weight of nearly 2000 tons!

Once the wind turbine is dismantled, this base will forever be buried in the ground.

Then, of course, there is the sheer amount of space needed for pinwheels compared to a more rational and useful form of energy – like nuclear plants.

Nuclear plant: Approximately 1-4 square miles (640-2,560 acres)

Wind farm: Approximately 120-300 square miles (76,800-192,000 acres)