Local Socialist Clayton Tucker Just Libeled Texas Ag Commissioner Sid Miller. Don’t Worry: I Already Alerted Sid and His Staff.

Whoops. It appears that maybe Comrade Clayton has his eyes set on running for Texas Ag Commissioner in 2026. He has formed a brand new shell company for grifting called Food & Farm Action. One of the fellow members is former Ag commissioner Jim Hightower – with whom Tucker has had a long-term, very weird old man/boytoy relationship.

Unfortunately, the very first thing Comrade Clayton did was to slander current Ag Commissioner Sid Miller on his website:

Why does this idiot capitalize “greedy few” all the time?

How exactly does Sid “hand kickbacks” to companies? That’s a pretty serious accusation against a fairly powerful guy. Sid is almost 70 years old but I have no doubt he could still kick the shit out of a soy boy like Clayton Tucker in a cage match. I’d even make him -400 to win that.

Clayton and Jim Hightower might want to be careful about leveling accusations of kickbacks against Miller. That is becauseduring Jim Hightower’s term as Ag Commissioner, three of Hightower’s aides at the Agriculture Commission (Mike Moeller, Pete McRae, and Billie Quicksall) were convicted on bribery charges related to procuring contributions to Hightower’s reelection campaign from seed dealers who were subject to the department’s oversight

Gee – a democrat accusing others of shit THEY THEMSELVES are doing? Sounds familiar.

Sid is a REAL 8th-generation rancher AND a champion rodeo rider! Oh, and he operates a successful agricultural business known as Miller Nursery where he grows trees, shrubs and decorative plants near Stephenville, Texas.

I’m betting that Sid actually has proof to back up all of his own claims…unlike Comrade Clayton. Tucker has previously lied about being a cowboy, a farmer, and a fifth-generation rancher.

So we have a FAKE and PRETEND cowboy accusing a REAL cowboy and rancher of criminal activity (kickbacks) while in office! And he is teamed up with Hightower, who lost his seat to Rick Perry in 1990 due to corruption on the part of Hightower’s re-election campaign! You can’t make this up.

Wow. Not a good way to start your 2026 campaign for Ag Commissioner. I have a hard time even typing that with a straight face. If Clayton Tucker is elected Ag Commissioner in 2026, I’ll run down Key Avenue completely naked.

Socialist Tapeworm Clayton Tucker Still Ignorant Of Basic Economics. Concerned About Soda Costs.

Local socialist and fake rancher Clayton Tucker (SDEC-24 TX) is busy once again explaining how inflation ISN’T the fault of massive government spending and money printing. According to him, it is all due to the greedy oligopolists!

Apparently, all these cartels formed right around January of 2021.

As usual, no sources are given for his ‘statistics’

Of course, Comrade Clayton left out a HUGE monopoly that is very real and very damaging to society. That would be the ‘search engine” market – which is 92% controlled by Google!! They have been caught REPEATEDLY slanting search results to the left, politically. Comrade Clayton ignores this for the same reason he never puts Tim Cook on his “overpaid CEO” lists: because they are rabid lefties that benefit rabid left-wing causes. So they are just fine.

Let’s pick those other ‘monopolies’ apart, one by one.

First we have meat. According to his stats, four companies control “55% to 85% of the meat market.” LOL. That’s a pretty wide spread of guesses. You could drive a truck through that. Is it 55% or is it 85%? Let’s say it IS 85%.

I’m guessing that having massive processing plants and thus economies of scale, make it cheaper in the long run to process these cows. I’m guessing that because when you buy meat DIRECTLY from real ranchers on-line (like HERE or HERE), it sure isn’t much cheaper. Slaughtering and processing cows is hard work. Hard work that pussies like Clayton Tucker have ZERO interest in doing.

You can also choose from a ton of on-line places that deal directly with rancher – like Moink. OR, you could head on down to the farmers’ markets and buy directly. But that is all too much effort for Comrade Clayton.

Further, smaller farms are being increasingly shuttered under the weight of regulatory burden as standards recently imposed by the Environmental Protection Agency have resulted in compliance costs soaring to as high as $3 million for a single beef processing plant. That would be the same EPA that Clayton Tucker adores and wants more of.

As a supposed cattle rancher, you’d think Clayton Tucker would be taking advantage of these higher beef prices (the U.S. cattle herd is the lowest it has been in over 70 years). You’d think he’d be churning out calves and have that website up and running to sell his “fifth generation” beef over at RX Ranch.

After all, as the old saying goes: the best cure for high prices is high prices. This is because “greedy” producers, acting in self interest, rush to take advantage of these high prices by producing MORE. Increased production increases supply which eventually lowers prices. This is the “invisible hand” Adam Smith talked about. It’s common knowledge to everyone but socialist shit heads like Comrade Clayton Tucker.

But Comrade Clayton is either too stupid or lazy to take advantage of these high beef prices. Seven months after telling his social media followers he was “currently building a website” to sell beef, there is still no website. He is too busy going to communist freak conventions where ‘men’ with fake tits give him lectures.

He’s also too busy raising goats – which is a path he unwisely took last year because “climate change” supposedly made it way smarter to raise goats instead of cattle. Of course, most of his goats are dying from parasites and vulturebuzzards (TM) because he is a neophyte when it comes to this stuff.

Bottom line: government regulations are certainly a factor in rising prices, as was the extremely dry weather a few years ago. But in a free-market system, REAL ranchers will respond to high prices by producing more. FAKE ranchers will sit around and make up fairy takes about monopolies.

RELATED: Current Ag commissioner Sid Miller (REPUBLICAN) actually filed suit years ago, alleging price fixing among these Big Four meat packers. There ARE ALREADY laws in place if price fixing is proved. A democrat, Clinton-appointed judge in Minnesota (John R. Tunheim) dismissed the suit last August!

How about that? A Texas Republican (Sid Miller) went to bat for the little guys and a Clinton-appointed Democrat scumbag dismissed the suit last August. Go figure!

Coming next: AIR TRAVEL

Ding Dongs Running The Pool Screw Up YET AGAIN!

What a display of incompetence, chaos and retardation! What’s that, like three times in the last 10 days or something?

Luckily, the people running the pool and the City itself have government jobs, so they can never be fired. Well, unless you pull a prank involving Goldfish crackers, apparently.

It’s true! You can allow a massive ransomware attack to cripple/destroy the City’s computers, you can shut down the pool on a whim, you can waste piles of money by paying 3x what a job is worth and none of it matters. In fact, you will very likely get an automatic 4% raise every year!

Finley just can’t seem to catch a break. His “Economic Development Director” resigns suddenly after not doing jack shit for 18 months, the City pool is closed more often than not, and his beloved Hostess House “facelift” that was supposed to cost $200,000 is going to cost over $2.2 MILLION instead.

Don’t worry, though. He gets about $4,000 in salary and benefits every single week of the year with which to console himself. He’ll be fine.

Is This a Bad Joke?

This is a joke, right? This cannot be real. Or is she THAT deluded or clueless about what this day represents?

No, no, no, no. You are not allowed to jump on the Freedom bandwagon once a year and pretend you’re one of the good guys. Uh uh. You don’t get to spend your entire life on the side of tyranny and oppression and Big Government and then break out the BBQ and pretend to be one of us, you turd.

Reminder – this is the chick who:

Shat out a child who now lives in the communist mecca of Oregon and thinks “Communism rules”

Ridiculed the Tea Party 11 years ago and called them “Tea Baggers” and domestic terrorists. Then implied they were responsible for the Boston Marathon Bombing…

Tries to blame the Boston Marathon Bombing on the Tea Party

Yelled constantly and loudly about forcing everyone into masks for a cold virus and cheered the government shutting down the economy – thus wrecking it…

Absolutely LOVES and supports Joe Biden – who has done more to destroy American freedoms than all other presidents combined, with the possible exception of FDR or Woodrow Wilson. Joe is the epitome of Big Government – forcing people into electric cars, stealing from one group to pay the student loans of deadbeats (illegally, I might add), forcing millions out of work when they refused the fake Covid ‘vaccine.’ He is the ANTITHESIS of freedom and liberty.

He even tried to jail his political opponent! He also weaponized the FBI and DOJ to de-platform ANYONE who questioned the Covid Cult narrative…

Called for more censorship and labeled any dissent about the untested ‘vaccine’ as ‘disinformation’ that should be banned…

Called for a sitting president to be JAILED because he had the nerve to suggest a medicine that might work for Covid (turned out, it DID). So much for that First Amendment!

Loudly cheered and supported BLM – a Marxist front group that used violence and Antifa goons to burn down cities and cause tens of billions in damage. All based on an easily-disprovable lie about “systemic racism” on the part of the police…

Oh, and she also supported a SELF-DESCRIBED SOCIALIST (Clayton Tucker) for Lampasas City Council!

If Stephanie Fitzharris were alive back in the 1770s, she would be a 100%, full-throated supporter of the crown and would be calling me a “selfish yahoo” for suggesting (in my 18th-century pamphlets) that America should be free to go their own way. She’d have King George’s cock halfway down her throat while asking for more. She’d be the one ratting out the Sons of Liberty for meeting at Memo’s and whispering of a revolution just like her kind ratted out anyone not wearing a mask a few short years ago.

No, Fitzharris – you do NOT get to celebrate Independence Day because authoritarian worms like you would have been fighting American independence from the crown every step of the way back in 1776. You should lock yourself in a dark house today and sit in the corner wearing a dunce cap, thinking about how wrong all of your life choices are and how you are complicit in the destruction of a great republic. Maybe even beg for some forgiveness.

Eat shit.

Sons of Liberty. Yes, Our Country Was Founded By ‘Terrorists’ and ‘Felons.’

Shrouded in secrecy, the origins of the Sons of Liberty are in dispute. Some historical sources claim that the movement began in New York City in January 1765. A more popular claim is that the movement began in Boston, Massachusetts through the leadership of one Samuel Adams (a well known American Revolutionary firebrand) in early 1765.

It is quite likely that the Boston and New York City chapters of the Sons of Liberty were organized and developed simultaneously. Tradition has it that the Boston chapter gathered beneath the Liberty Tree for meetings while the New York City chapter met beneath the Liberty Pole for its meetings. For reasons of safety and secrecy, Sons of Liberty groups tended to meet late at night so as not to attract attention and detection of British officials and the American Loyalist supporters of the British Crown.

These original committees were loosely organized groups of private citizens formed in the New York, Massachusetts, and Rhode Island colonies from 1763-1764. It was the Boston Committee of Correspondence that directed the Boston Tea Party action of December 16, 1773. 

Upset with the lack of redress concerning the new tax on tea established by the British government for importation of tea to Boston, a small band of the Boston Committee of Correspondence members (approximately fifty in number) led by Samuel Adams, proceeded to empty three ships worth and 342 chests of tea into Boston Harbor in protest.  Was this an early terrorist action or a patriotic action? Surely, the answer lies with perspective. If you were a British official, this action was treasonous and punishable by death. If you were an American colonial citizen, this event would be seen as a glorious action of the freedom fighters worthy of praise, pride, and acclaim.

COOL FACT: Thomas Jefferson was 33 years old when he wrote the Declaration of Independence.

Young men with massive balls go ALL-IN and kick the British hornet’s nest…risking everything they had, including their lives.

Today in the year 2024? Here is a 33-year-old standing on a street corner demanding that the Federal Government (i.e. the modern-day British redcoats) steal from his fellow citizens so he can get ‘free’ health care and other ‘free’ stuff for himself. He lives in mom’s house. His friends in the background wear masks because they are scared of a cold virus. They are fat, soft and doughy – scared of their own shadows.

Absolutely embarrassing and depressing. I would like to apologize to Tom, Sam, Ben and the other Founding Fathers who gave us this magnificent Republic. I’m embarrassed at the number of socialist parasites and Marxist weasels who spend their time trying to destroy it.

Somebody Please Do A Wellness Check On Poor Bruce Haywood.

Poor Bruce.

Poor dumb, fat Bruce.

I expect to see his name in the Dispatch obituaries any day now. Has anyone checked in on that poor deluded slob to make sure he hasn’t had an aneurysm??

Bruce has had to absorb a LOT of bad news the last week or so. But none so damaging to his health as the realization that Trump will NOT be going to prison, after all!

We are coming up on the TWO YEAR anniversary of the Mar-A-Lago raid (8/8/22). Bruce was overjoyed and expected Trump to be behind bars any second. Here are some of his posts from that week….

Well. None of that is going to happen, Bruce. In fact, Donald Trump will likely be elected president in a few months. Are you sure your fat monkey heart can handle that? I don’t think it can.

Bruce made himself look like an even BIGGER asshat by posting THIS just one month ago pertaining to the June 27th presidential debate:

Not only is Trump not behind bars, as depicted in this moronic cartoon, but the debate turned into the biggest political disaster in human history. Trump delivered a knockout blow that killed Biden’s chances at the presidency, his very dignity and his entire career. Here we are almost a WEEK later and Biden is STILL petrified to go on TV and talk without a teleprompter. He’s STILL staggering around punch-drunk and the entire nest of democrat rats is in complete disarray. Trump knocked him into next week!

Then came the Chevron Deference case, then came the immunity ruling, and now there will be no Trump sentencing on July 11th after all!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fool!

And Trump will be your president for FOUR YEARS, you colossal shitbird! You make Stephanie Fitzharris look like a genius with all of your predictions.

Hey Bruce….do you like apples?

We Have WAY Too Many Old, Retarded Mummies Running Things

This chart is a shocker.

The x-axis is the median age of the country’s population.

The y-axis is the average age of the politicians.

We need basic cognitive tests, term limits and age limits. All three of them.

I don’t give a shit how smart your Aunt Edna is at 90 years old – the huge majority of 90-year-olds are not of sound mind. They make airline pilots retire at 65, which sounds pretty good to me.

Strom Thurmond was a senator for FORTY-EIGHT YEARS!! Ridiculous.

There is obviously a sweet spot – men (yes, MEN – women have done enough damage so let’s ban that whole idea) in their 50s have the life experience to make wise decisions but are not addled with dementia yet. Anyone under the age of 35 is too young to know wtf is going on in the world yet. Which is why that is the age minimum for President. That needs to be expanded to EVERYONE.

Feinstein: was a 90-year-old bag of piss. Refused to resign. Fuck her, too

OH -and no foreign-born legislators or anyone with dual citizenship. Bye bye Ilhan Omarand Pramila Jayapal. Although those two would be banned anyways since they are female.

Can you imagine how incredible the country would be if we had 535 MEN like Thomas Massey and Rand Paul running things? Smart MEN who have achieved success in the real world? Christ, we’d be a global superpower once again! We’d have flying cars and shit.

Think of it:

#1 No more Nancy Pelosis – who has three strikes: female, old as shit, been there too long. Gone.

Drunk by 10am

#2 No more AOC-types – she is a child, a moron and a woman. Gone.

#3 No more Greg Casars – too young and stupid. Gone.

Who else would be gone in our new system? Bernie Sanders, Chuck Grassley, Mitch McConnell, Joe Biden, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, Dick Durbin, Richard Blumenthal, all the idiot chicks in The Squad, Mazie Hirono, Mitt Romney, Steny Hoyer.

Who would be upset with this new system?

A lot of 24-year-old, obese, female, blue-haired freaks who contribute nothing to society anyway. The ones who think they are “educated” because they have a PhD in Gender Studies. No great loss there. Cry all you want.

All of the mentally ill women who are incapable of perceiving reality even if it beats them over the head. The Fitzharris and Garner-Doughty types. Again – no great loss. They shouldn’t be allowed to vote anyways. Just stay home and gaze at your navels.

The winners with my new system? True Americans. Old-school patriots.

Clayton The Communist Catamite Cries Over Chevron Ruling.

It just hasn’t been a good week for the libshits, has it? The thought of Grady Lucas, Bruce Haywood, Stephanie Fitzharris and Comrade Clayton Tuckers’ heads exploding in disbelief is REALLY putting me in a good mood to start the week!

Clayton Tucker, who wants to government to run EVERYTHING, is very upset that unelected moron bureaucrats cannot control the lives of people anymore.

Oh no! The ‘administrative state’ (aka unelected, low-IQ parasites) are hurt by this? Noooooooo!

For those who don’t understand what Chevron Deference is, and why SCOTUS ended it, here’s the long and short of it:

A family fishing company, Loper Bright Enterprises, was being driven out of business, because they couldn’t afford the $700 per day they were being charged by the National Marine Fisheries Service to monitor their company.

The thing is, federal law doesn’t authorize NMFS to charge businesses for this. They just decided to start doing it in 2013.

Why did they think they could away with just charging people without any legal authorization? Because in 1984, in the Chevron decision, the Supreme Court decided that regulatory agencies were the “experts” in their field, and the courts should just defer to their “interpretation” of the law.

So for the past 40 years, federal agencies have been able to “interpret” laws to mean whatever they want, and the courts had to just go with it.

It was called Chevron Deference, and it put bureaucrats in charge of the country.

It’s how the OHSA was able to decide that everyone who worked for a large company had to get the jab, or be fired. No law gave them that authority, they just made it up.

It’s how the ATF was able to decide a piece of plastic was a “machine gun.”

It’s how the NCRS was able to decide that a small puddle was a “protected wetlands.”

It’s how out-of-control agencies have been able to create rules out of thin air, and force you to comply, and the courts had to simply defer to them, because they were the “experts”.

Imagine if your local police could just arrest you, for any reason, and no judge or jury was allowed to determine if you’d actually committed a crime or not. Just off to jail you go. That’s what Chevron Deference was.

It was not only blatantly unconstitutional, it caused immeasurable harm to everyone.

Thankfully, it’s now gone. And small-dick, power-hungry bureaucrats (like Comrade Clayton Tucker aspires to be) have been neutered. It is a GREAT DAY in America.

We haven’t even begun to feel the effects of this decision in the courts. It will be used, for years to come, to roll back federal agencies, and we’ll all be better off for it.

And that’s why politicians and corporate media are freaking out about it.

Jill Biden Refuses To Drop Out Of Race. I Predict She Will Be Crushed Very Soon.

From Tucker Carlson’s “very good source”…

Obama’s tweet supporting Joe Biden was disingenuous. In private, Obama is telling people Biden can’t win, and he is therefore in favor of an open convention. Obama will not say whom he supports, nor as of yesterday afternoon had he met personally with Biden to deliver the message.

Relations between the Obamas and the Bidens have never been warm. At times they’ve been hostile. But recently they’ve deteriorated further, mostly due to Jill Biden. In the hours and days after the debate, she kept her husband cloistered away from anyone who might convince him to drop out. Jill Biden is the driving force behind her husband’s reelection campaign, just as she was in 2020, when other members of the familyconsidered him too impaired to run. The next generation of potential Democratic candidates understands all this as an opportunity and they’re circling, particularly Gretchen Whitmer, who is promoting herself aggressively.

Well, well, well – what have we here? Yen ANOTHER AWFL (Angry White Female Liberal) who cannot see reality! They’re everywhere, aren’t they? Messing things up.

MY thoughts on this?

Jill Biden has no idea who she is fucking with. The Powers That Be are the ones who MADE Joe Biden. They handed him the presidency in 2020 (cheating), they pulled him from obscurity (he ran for prez twice before and never got more than 1%) and they have protected his secret of dementia for 3.5 years. They did all of this because they KNOW they can control him with the mountain of dirt and corruption they have on him. Quid Pro Joe.

That means they can STILL control him. Jill Biden be damned. Jill can ignore reality (her husband is a vegetable) but she cannot ignore the CONSEQUENCES of ignoring reality – which will be evident very soon.

When you hear ALL of the MSM outlets calling for Joe to get out just hours after the debate, you KNOW they have been sent their marching orders. It’s plain to see. It’s as obvious as when the ENTIRE MSM was chanting “pandemic of the unvaccinated” all suddenly at the same time in 2021. Obama and whoever else is pulling strings has made the decision to cut Joe loose. The only one who doesn’t get it is a delusional AWFL Jill Biden.

So how do the Powers That Be get rid of Joe? I expect we will hear increasingly disturbing leaks about how bad it is. Maybe they start getting into all the pants shitting he does. Maybe they even leak some embarrassing pictures of the pants shitting.

They ALREADY made a major leak just days after the debate:

Joe Biden gets tired after 4pm

Oh…you mean like dementia patients experience “sundowning”? Like that?? When you see headlines like that, it’s Obama and the crew leaking to their minions in the MSM.

I think the leaks will eventually get so bad (they HAVE to to get him out of there over Jill’s protestations) that everyone will be forced to question if he’s fit to be president NOW. Which may even lead to an early resignation.

We shall see. I’m either going to look like an idiot or Nostradamus on this call. But to me, it seems very obvious what “they” need to do to Joe now. I almost feel sorry for the bastard. Almost.

RELATED: Kamala has no chance.

America-Hating Commie Ilhan Omar Shows Her First Allegiance Is To Shithole Country Called “Somalia”

Unbelievable. But not surprising. Remember that local America-hating commie Clayton Tucker (Chairman of the Lampasas Democrat Marxist Party) adores and worships this piece of shit. They all have one thing in common: hatred of America and the desire to burn it all down and replace it with their socialist utopia.

This is what happens when you illegally import tens of millions of third-world dirt bags. They all cluster together like turds in a toilet bowl in a single Congressional district and start electing other turds to U.S. Congress. Next thing you know, you’re outnumbered.

Funny that in this photo of six huge haters of America, local socialist tapeworm Clayton Tucker has selfies with HALF of them!