Exposer of Waste in City Government – Destroyer of Marxist Lice
“Hitler! Fascist! Threat to democracy!”
Squawk, squawk goes the parrot!
Oh no! A bunch of establishment, Deep State twats are bitter because they got found out and jettisoned? I’m sure they all have impeccable credentials! Squawk!
But washed-up, unemployed establishment RINO Lizard Cheney is endorsing Kamala! Yay!!
Whoops….
Remember:
Like I said, I’m going to enjoy this shit bird’s tears more than anyone else. Don’t forget that Seefeldt “works” as a real estate agent in Killeen. Be sure to avoid using her for any transactions. She despises America. Not to mention, she STILL can’t write a proper English sentence every after 27 years in this country.
Reminder: Tina Seefeldt’s dad was a Hitler foot soldier and tried to kill Americans.
Comrade Clayton is jumping on the Hitler bandwagon too. Of course, he’s using it as an oblique excuse as to why he’s 34 years old and still lives with his mom. As I’ve commented many times, Comrade Clayton does this every couple of months to try and justify his present conditions.
I’m not sure Comrade Clayton realizes that the guy in the bottom picture (representing Comrade Clayton himself) is being made fun of in this meme. The top photo is a normal well-adjusted couple. The guy in the bottom photo is a fucking loser obsessed with demonstrably false Hitler propaganda while his entire life is a shambles due to his own stupidity.
Here’s a clue, buddy: the guy in the top picture is married and has been likely working on a real career for about 12 years and this making some real cheddar…unlike yourself. I bet he also didn’t publicly lie about trying to donate money to hungry little kids, either!
Do these morons remember that Trump was ALREADY president for four years and there was no “Hitler” behavior?? The same cannot be said for Biden and Harris.
Biden tried to force the population to inject themselves with what turned out to be a harmful, untested ‘vaccine’ under penalty of losing their jobs. He has also ignored the Supreme Court ruling about student loan forgiveness and wants to pack the court because he didn’t get his way.
Sounds pretty Hitler-esque to me, you dolt.
Not to mention, Clayton HIMSELF is a self-described SOCIALIST. Who was Hitler? Head of the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei – or the National SOCIALIST German Worker’s party. Hitler and Comrade Clayton are BOTH socialists!
This guy’s name is literally Lucas CUNTS. Too funny. Well, he can kiss his candidacy goodbye as he made a complete ass hat out of himself and was then dumb enough to post it on Twitter. Not that it really mattered. Josh Hawley was kicking the shit out of him before this…
Granted, if you want my vote, shooting reporters is a very good start!
So what happened? First we saw traitorous RINO douchebag Adam Kinzinger NOT using his safety glasses and also holding a rifle like most chicks I know hold it on their very first time on the range. Notice he is also shooting at steel targets (with a huge fancy scope! LOL) that are only about 6 or 8 yards away! OH, and there’s also Tannerite sitting there on that table, just waiting for some shrapnel to blow back…
RINO traitor Kinzinger is a Big Bad Former Marine (and probably a closet homosexual) who is constantly yammering about “Slava Ukraine!” and cheering hundreds of billions being stolen from U.S. taxpayers and sent to a corrupt, gay, coke-snorting midget to incinerate in a war he has ZERO chance of winning. Adam quit Congress and lost his job after voting to impeach Trump. He’s currently just an unemployed douchebag.
He should know better than to shoot steel plates that close, because you might hit that reporter with spall. Which is exactly what happened. Then they bragged about “applying a tourniquet,” which makes zero sense and also is applied in the wrong place. Any Boy Scout can see that….
What is it with these White Dudes For Harris filming themselves trying to be manly and fucking it up so badly? LOL Kunce (gun safety), Kinzinger (gun safety), Tim ‘Elmer Fudd’ Waltz (loading shotgun), Clayton Tucker (can’t use wrench), Chuck Schumer (not knowing how to grill)…
What a bunch of absolute buffoons. And these are the morons who lecture to us about gun safety and “assault weapons.” Clowns.
Well, I finally heard back from Taylor Wood. She also confirmed that Clayton Tucker’s story is 100% false:
We have “not heard anything” about this Clayton Tucker fable and “so I am unsure of the validity of that claim” is the nice, bureaucratic way of saying “this guy is a fucking liar.”
I also emailed Comrade Clayton himself and pointed out his story is 100% false. I don’t expect I’ll hear from him.
But I have a deal for you, Comrade: you go ahead and take $5,000 out of your moronic “Texas Bluebonnet PAC” that is sitting there doing nothing and will NEVER help you get elected to anything. You march that check on over to the school and pay down some lunch debt with it –just like you lied about trying to do. If you do that, and post the cancelled check publicly on your shitty Substack as proof, I’ll march down there with a $2,000 check of my own and between us we’ll wipe out that $7,000 debt you seem so concerned about.
How about it? Time to prove you aren’t the do-nothing, all-talk, nutless socialist ass hat you appear to be. The ball is in your court.
You know how to reach me: lampasshole@protonmail.com
This could also be titled Mike versus the LEDC – or maybe even Genius versus Dummies.
In Tuesday’s Dispatch, there was a front-page article about Mike Irvin’s plans for some more development over by the creek.
As you might recall, Mike Irvin is the guy responsible for more “economic development” and job creation in this City in the last 4 years than the LEDC has done in 20 years (which is zero). THEN the LEDC passed him over to sit on the LEDC board last week. But nobody ever accused Misti Talbert of having a high IQ, that is for certain!
His commentary in The Dispatch is scathing and comical:
“Irvin criticized the ECD for spending millions of dollars on a business park that has not brought in any revenue to the City. He said funds would be better served on developing within the active city limits rather than outside it.”
OUCH! Preach, brother Irvin! Testify!
But there’s more ass reaming dealt out in the next paragraph:
“Currently, it [the Business Pork] is too far out of town. The terrain there is not conducive to a business park,” Irvin said. ‘They spent a lot of money out there that could have been used to improve inside the town.”
WOW! The terrain is not conducive to a business park?!? Would have been nice to hear that 10 years ago before a passel of chimpanzees wasted many, many millions out there – something I have been yelling about since I first started this blog in July of 2018.
The most EGREGIOUS waste of money was the last round [Feb 2022] when Misti herself went to her former council chums and pilfered almost a MILLION DOLLARS of ‘Covid money’ for her retarded project. That money (according to Finley himself) basically had ZERO strings attached and could have been used for just about ANYTHING in the City.
Her fellow girl bosses on City council (Monroe and Kuehne) couldn’t hand over the dough fast enough.
Ultimately, a clueless dunce was allowed to throw that good Covid money after bad and incinerate it on a ‘business pork’ built on terrain that is not even conducive to a business pork!
Holy shit. Somebody call the police. Irvin just publicly murdered the entire LEDC in broad daylight.
A few days ago, local socialist bottom feeder Clayton Tucker wrote a Substack piece filled with rambling falsehoods, illogical statements, and outright lies. Here is just one little sample of all the nonsense he spewed:
I know that in Lampasas ISD, a small and rural district, we had about $5,000-7,000 the last time we checked. Under my direction, the Lampasas County Democratic Party offered to pay off a sizable chunk of the debt, but the ISD sadly refused to accept our check. They called it “unfair” to pay off only some but not all, which, in our opinion, is like saying if I can’t get a flu shot, then I don’t want any medical treatment at all.
Naturally, I immediately emailed Chane Rascoe, Taylor Wood and several others. None of them bothered to respond – remember that fact as Rascoe gets his salary and benefits package worth nearly a quarter of a million dollars per year from the taxpayers. I’m kind of left wondering what the hell he does all day.
But some more digging yielded some answers from another LISD insider. Guess what? There is a page on the LISD website where you can make donations to fund non-specific students.
I also called the school nutritionist, and her response was:
“Ummm…nobody from the Lampasas Democrats has ever contacted us about paying down student lunch debt, that I know of. So I don’t know what he’s talking about. He can call the Administration Office at 512 556-6224 and talk to Taylor Wood. We would NEVER turn down donations for school lunch debt. There’s also a web page.”
So the question is: is Comrade Clayton just stupid and could not figure this out? I dug it out with about 15 minutes of effort. Is Comrade Clayton lazy and couldn’t be bothered to try very hard to find this? We know from the last four years of blog evidence that he is most DEFINITELY lazy. Or is he just a lying sack of shit and he never even tried to donate anything – and we KNOW he is a liar, since he has been caught dozens of times making up complete bullshit about his work experience and major facts about his life.
I’m gonna go with “Clayton Tucker is a lazy, stupid liar” and got caught once again. What a complete embarrassment for the Lampasas Democrat Party. Once again, your chairman is caught in a bald-faced lie. Every single member of the Lampasas Democrats should be ashamed they were just publicly humiliated like this.
But you have a chance to redeem yourself, douche bag! You can get on that site today and donate a “sizeable chunk” to the outstanding balance. Now, what constitutes a “sizeable chunk” of money to a boy who still lives with mom at age 34, I surely couldn’t tell you. Maybe $100.
It’s going to be hilarious in a year or two when Comrade Clayton runs for Ag Commissioner and his opponent (who will have been fed dozens of pages of ammo by me) declares: “my opponent Clayton Tucker, an avowed socialist, was too stupid and lazy to figure out how to donate money to the local school lunch program! And he thinks he can run the Texas Ag Commission?? He’s just a low-down, lying, cotton-pickin, squirrel-shootin son-of-a-bitch!!!”
P.S. Even if we go with the high end of Comrade Clayton’s student lunch debt estimate range ($7,000) that works out to approximately $2 per student in the LISD. Not exactly a screaming crisis. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if the debt was ALWAYS around $7,000 because it is revolving debt, like my credit card. I pay it off every month but there is almost always a $3000 balance on there averaged over time.
P.P.S. Clayton Tucker has no children, will never have any children and does not pay property taxes. So I cannot fathom why he gets so worked up about the finances of the local school district. He may as well live on Mars, as far as the school district is concerned. He’s a mosquito. A fat, doughy, lazy, stupid, socialist mosquito.
Hey, I have a good one!
Remember that time, like three or four years ago, when Martin’s Rod and Custom convinced the dummies in charge of “economic development” that he was going to build a cigar bar and barber shop and food trucks and a vocational school over there at the ORIGINAL “Business Park”?
Remember how they convinced the City to waste $47,000 on clearing concrete and drawing up legal contracts for an “agreement” that they would ALSO open an RV and Boat Storage Business for a year or two BEFORE they built their Magical City with the cigar bar and distillery and vocational school? Remember that?
Remember how I said from DAY ONE that it was complete and utter ridiculous pipe-dream bullshit that would NEVER EVER happen? Remember that?
Then one day, after zero boats and RVs were ever seen over there for an entire year….the whole thing blew up and everyone pretended like it never happened.
The End.
The next time you chimps feel the urge to set $47,000 on fire, why don’t you just cut me a check for the full amount you are about to waste and get rid of the whole “I make fun of you for 3 years and then get proven 100% right” part? I can promise you I’ll put it to much better use. Maybe I’ll call up Chane Rascoe and tell him I’ll pay 100% of the student school lunch debt that Clayton Tucker lied about trying to pay off.
Without a doubt, the number one clown I will enjoy watching decompensate on November 6th is the dummy kraut Tina Seefeldt of Killeen Texas. She has been nearly HYSTERICAL over the last couple months with non-stop posting of deranged propaganda with her TDS on full display. It’s too bad Trump is only planning on deporting illegal immigrants because Seefeldt would be at the top of my “legal immigrants” deportation list. I’d be down at ICE on November 7th turning her in. She hates America and belongs back in Germany with the other morons.
A VERY close second will be Carol Garner Doughty. She is almost as rabid as Seefeldt in her TDS and retardation. She’s the one who demanded Tucker Carlson be arrested for something or other. She switched from “Biden is a genius” to “Kamala is a genius” faster than a rabbit gets fucked. Her tiny mind is made for absorbing government propaganda. She fell for every single hoax the media pushed on her. She is the ultimate NPC moron. I plan on sending her a Christmas card with Trump’s face on it.
Bruce Haywood. Bruce is still waiting for Trump to go to jail for selling classified documents to the Russians. Read that again. Yes, he actually still believes that. Bruce will be waiting a very long time.
Others I will enjoy watching break down: Jasmine Crockett, Rob Reiner, Mark Cuban, Cher, Bryan Cranston, Robert DeNiro, Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger.
Clayton Tucker? No. As I wrote before, he will be totally unfazed by this massive loss. The race was over the minute Comrade Clayton put on that stupid Waltz camo hat, because every campaign he touches turns to shit: Julie Oliver, Chris Perri, Roland Gutierrez, his own (3x), Robert Francis O’Rourke, Kristi Lara, etc, etc.
A Trump win will also not affect his real life one way or another: he does not own a real small business, he does not really pay real taxes, he lives with mom, so rent inflation/deflation is foreign to him, etc. He will just coast merrily along promoting socialism and trying to wreck Texas as best he can.
Actually, if Trump can do away with the evil and confiscatory estate taxes, Comrade Clayton stands to gain BIGLY, because that appears to be his entire career plan: wait until grandma dies and inherit a bunch of stuff. Then do the same when his own parents die. So in actuality, Comrade Clayton WILL benefit bigly from a Trump presidency. He’ll just never admit it.
Instead, he’s busy campaigning for Kamala so his grandma can get “free” home health care as part of Medicare. I got news for you buddy: she’ll be long dead before that ever happens. As usual, Comrade Clayton is drilling a dry well.
According to Clayton Tucker’s latest Substack post:
I know that in Lampasas ISD, a small and rural district, we had about $5,000-7,000 [in school lunch debt] the last time we checked. Under my direction, the Lampasas County Democratic Party offered to pay off a sizable chunk of the debt, but the ISD sadly refused to accept our check. They called it “unfair” to pay off only some but not all, which, in our opinion, is like saying if I can’t get a flu shot, then I don’t want any medical treatment at all.
First of all, the flu shot analogy is retarded and doesn’t work at all. Additionally, shitlibs like Comrade Clayton actually DID say that very thing back in 2021 when they said “if you don’t get the Covid vaccine, you shouldn’t be admitted to a hospital for anything else,” you absolute moron.
BUT, putting that aside: what does our good “Doctor” Chane Rascoe say about this?!? Did the Lampasas Democrats offer to pay off a “sizable chunk” and get declined because it was “only partial payment”? How big was the “sizable chunk”? Why not just pay down every student’s debt in the same proportion?
For instance, if the Lampasas Socialists…I’m sorry Democrats….offered to pay 30% of the outstanding balance, then when not take it and reduce every kid’s balance by 30%?
This story is awesome because either:
#1 – Comrade Clayton is lying his ass off here (I doubt it because this is too easy to check)
OR
#2 – the good “doctor” Rascoe DID turn down free money, and is thus a complete moron. Seriously, he gets paid $188,000 per year to pull an idiot move like that?!?
Guess we have to email the good doctor and see what he says! All teachers reading this PLEASE forward to other teachers and find out if this is true. Any info can be sent to lampasshole@protonmail.com
I’ll also be emailing the good doctor myself to see what happened here.
P.S. – Trust Fund Tucker, who lives rent-free with mom and thus has close to zero living expenses, actually has over TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS sitting in his retarded Bluebonnet PAC doing absolutely nothing. That money has been sitting there for over a YEAR, at the least. Why not take $7,000 of that money and pay off the LISD school lunch debt if you’re so concerned about it, douchebag?
P.P.S. – Fake rancher Tucker has NEVER donated OR EVEN SOLD AT A DISCOUNT so much as a SINGLE hamburger patty from his “ranch” to the school. In fact, ANOTHER ranch from out of town is currently providing fresh beef to OUR school district! This makes Clayton Tucker look like a complete buffoon with his complaints. Put up or shut up, you absolute clown horn.
The third and final disturbing nugget we read about in the Dispatch the other day was also courtesy of LEDC member Sid Ball. Here’s what he said when he was trying to defend the re-appointment of three inbred insiders [Talbert/Monroe/Erwin] who don’t want any scrutiny, competition or accountability. He was trying to convince us of their dedication to the job:
“He added that the incumbents who are up for re-appointment ‘spent five hours the week before interviewing candidates for the EDC Director Job'”
Wait…WHAT?!? You’re telling me that morons like Monroe and Talbert are the ones who get to select the next Economic Development Director?? That is a CITY EMPLOYEE position that pays quite a pile of money (six figures in salary plus benefits). Shouldn’t that be a job for the City Manager and City Council?
The LEDC board are a bunch of volunteers who are appointed by City council (supposedly, but clearly not really). They have shown themselves to be inept at just about everything and have ZERO skin in this game. And you’re telling me THEY are the ones picking out the next EDD? That is completely insane.
Has this always been the case?? Did they also select Stacy Ybarra? Because they really did a bang-up job there, didn’t they? She was here 18 months and accomplished absolutely nothing before she “resigned.” What a fucking joke.
Here is the graveyard of EDD recently:
Cherry Hargrove (2010? – June 26, 2013)
Kathi Masonheimer (March 2014 – 2017)
Mandy Walsh (Feb 13, 2017 – Oct 5, 2022)
Stacy Ybarra (Jan 2023 – June 2024)
Gee, who WILL the LEDC pick next? Maybe they’ll pick TJ Monroe – who just got booted from their little club, LOL. Now THAT would be hilarious.
Reminder: in 2014, Kathi Masonheimer told us that all they needed was to run utilities to the business park and they’d be on easy street. Which they spent millions doing. That was 10.5 years ago!
“We get at least a lead a week from the governor’s office, and every one of the prospective companies want land with infrastructure already in place,” the new Lampasas official said. “Having available land with infrastructure makes it so much easier to attract those primary job manufacturing businesses.
Yes, they get a “lead every week” from the governor’s office! Whatever happened to that line of bullshit? Guess I was right all along that it was a crock of shit, because NOW they are hiring a broker to try and get someone into their $7.5 million dollar Business Pork Project.
The new rumors are that Saint Talbert, Patron Saint of the Dimwitted HERSELF has a viable company ready to move in there soon. I cannot wait!!