Dumb Woman Shot By ICE Was Trained Agitator. Shocker!

Well, well, well. Would you look at that…

Ah yes. A bunch of idiot women on social media egging each other on, thinking they are the hero in a Netflix special or something. Trying to get “likes” on TikTok. They think this is a game.

There has also been more footage released showing her idiot “wife” talking smack and begging for a scene. Hardly the “innocent” mom bullshit we were fed and which Clayton Tucker swallowed like he swallows Beto’s cock…

This 100% confirms they were left wing agitators intentionally trying to provoke an altercation with law enforcement, and then they drove right at him.

Also as an aside, I’m reading that this dead moron “mom” didn’t even have custody of two of her kids. Do you know how big of a fuckup you have to be to lose custody as a MOM?? A pretty big one. All this dirt will come out eventually.

This idiot should have been home baking cookies or doing laundry. Instead she made the stupid decision to go antagonize federal law enforcement for Internet fame – and she got it in spades.

Since this deceased dummy is supposedly a poet, I thought I’d show you a REAL poet. I have been writing insulting limericks for decades. I wrote this one in about 45 seconds at the bar last night after two pints of Guinness during a football game:

  • There once was a dummy named Good
  • Who tried to smash cops on her hood
  • Two shots to the head
  • She’s now really dead
  • And I’m over here sporting wood!

Suck on that, warrior poet!

Oh, and one more thing to all the dummies who think this “evil nazi” ICE agent was unjustified and will be “brought to justice” lol!!

Go look up the story of FBI sniper Lon Horiuchi and how he killed Vicky Weaver as she stood unarmed and holding her baby (oh, and also shot the 14-year-old son in the back). NOTHING ever happened to that piece of shit. It’s called “immunity” – and although it sucks in situations like Horiuchi’s where he CLEARLY murdered an innocent woman, that is not even close to the case here. So don’t get your hopes up that you’ll see any “justice,” you morons.

Socialist Weakling Who Lives With Mom At Age 35 Tries To Adopt “Tough-Guy Tucker” Persona As He Tweets Drivel From Mom’s Upstairs Bedroom.

This might be my favorite fake persona yet! The “tough guy” persona. Local 198-pound weakling and unemployed bum Clayton Tucker posted TWO “tough guy” tweets in 24 hours! He must have finally eaten a hamburger or something and got his testosterone level over 200 for a day.

“Come and take it” says the fag who is petrified of guns and wants them banned. LOL.

Any one of those “cosplay” ICE guys could snap this pussyfag fake rancher in half with one hand, but Tucker is a BIG tough guy tweeting from Mom’s bedroom 1000 miles away. LOL.

If all my other posts didn’t make it clear, this certainly does: Clayton Tucker is in favor of open borders and allowing third-world, low IQ scumbags to loot the taxpayer for billions. He doesn’t care about the taxes because he is a freeloader who is basically unemployed and can’t even make enough money to support himself at age 35. So he’s fine with YOU getting looted by these animals.

Then he takes pictures with them and publicly licks their assholes. He’s a fucking disgrace to the state of Texas and his entire fake rancher family.

An easy way to not get shot by a federal agent is to refrain from hitting them with your car. Basically the lowest possible bar. If you can’t clear it, the consequences are your own fault.

Clayton Tucker thinks that enforcing THE LAW is “fascism” and he thinks that dumb cunts who try to run over cops with their vehicle (after harassing them all day and impeding them in their duties) are just an innocent bystanders.

If you think an agitator has the right to hit federal agents with her car to stop them from enforcing our immigration laws then you are not only retarded but also evil and morally insane, and I don’t recognize you as a good faith actor, a respectable human, or a fellow American.

The truth is, that dumb twat gave her life to protect illegal 68 IQ Somali grifters who couldn’t give less of a shit about her. That is the most disgraceful and humiliating end a person could possibly meet. I think it’s hilarious.

I think Clayton Tucker should fly on up there to Minnesota and give those ICE agents a piece of his mind. I’ll even buy you a plane ticket, douchebag! Maybe call them a chickenshit in person. Oh wait, that’s right – he only sits at mom’s house and tweets fake tough-guy shit and then goes to pizza parties with Antifa fags. My bad.

P.S. – just so I have Clayton Tucker’s female-like “logic” straight:

#1 – an ICE agent wearing a mask is a “chickenshit” because he doesn’t want mobs of cunts like Clayton Tucker doxxing him and then attacking his wife, kids and maybe burning down his home.

#2 – Clayton Tucker wore a mask for a YEAR riding around by himself in a car because he was afraid of a cold virus.

So who is the REAL chickenshit, you little clown boy??

Maybe sit this one out. Go fuck a goat or something, buddy. Let out all that “tough guy” energy on a farm animal and stop embarrassing yourself yet again in public.

Texas Democrat State Chair Kendall Scudder Violates Law – Ignores Requests To Release Clayton Tucker Candidacy Filings. Attorney General Notified.

Poor Ken Doll. Did he think I was just going to give up? Not likely.

As you recall, Ken Doll received a certified letter back on December 8th requesting ALL documents related to Clayton Tucker’s Ag Commissioner filings….

Tomorrow will mark one month since he received the letter – and still no communication by email, phone or snail mail. I even called the Texas State Democrap Party and left a message two days ago (they can’t afford a secretary).

Zero response.

SO, according to Lena Proft (Managing Attorney – Election Division) who I have been conversing with recently:

Section 141.035 states that an application for a place on the ballot, including an accompanying petition, is public information immediately on its filing. Therefore, if you submit a public information act request for the application the filing authority is required to provide you a copy.

Typically, they must “promptly” produce public information in response to your request. “Promptly” means that they may take a reasonable amount of time to produce the information and may not delay. The amount of time reasonably necessary to release information can vary depending on the facts in each case. If they will take longer than ten business days to produce the requested information, they must notify you when the information will be released.

So now the Attorney General has been notified. I know Lady Clayton reads here so she can see what her latest typos and lies are on her websites and then go fix them. Might wanna tell your girlfriend Ken Doll to cough up those documents, Comrade. Or it will be even more embarrassing for you later! I promise that.

Fake Rancher Clayton Tucker Lies AGAIN. Alters Previous “Facts” To Fit Current Narrative. Now He Is A Fake AI Expert.

There are three things you can count on in life: death, taxes and fake rancher Clayton Tucker lying about his past and then getting caught by me when he makes a ham-handed edit of his previous statements.

This time it’s AI, of course. Comrade Clayton has been crying out his asshole for a month now about “AI” and how we’re all doomed. It has basically replaced his “global warming” hysteria because most people now understand that global warming bullshit was all a hoax. So he needs a new thing to tremble and cry about.

Clayton thinks he’s going to save us all from this AI horror despite the fact that (1) he can’t even fend for himself in his OWN life and (2) AI has absolutely NOTHING to do with Ag Commissioner duties. Not that it really matters since he doesn’t qualify to be Ag Commissioner in the first place and he won’t win anyways.

But Comrade Clayton the fake rancher, fake water researcher and fake energy expert needed a way to be a fake AI expert – and it looks like he found one…

His “book” that he “wrote” was NOT about AI. At least, it wasn’t up until a day or two ago before he changed his previous statements. I know this, because I ridiculed his “book” two years ago and I remember how he described it as “1984 and social media” over and over. I also copied some extremely terrible and gay excerpts from his “book.”

Book Review: Clayton Tucker’s Sci-Fi Disaster “Mandated Happiness.”

[Keep in mind, all he did was pay a “publisher” thousands of dollars to “publish” his tripe on Amazon. Anyone who is stupid enough to waste thousands of dollars of his inheritance can do the same.]

So for the last six years, Comrade Clayton HIMSELF described it everywhere as “1984 and social media” – which is outrageous because 1984 is one of the greatest books ever written and “Mandated Happiness” is a chaotic, bumbling pile of dogshit written by an unemployed moron who lives with his mom at age 35.

Here is how it USED to be described by Comrade Clayton:

But that doesn’t allow him to lie and paint himself as some AI expert who predicted the future years ago. So he went in there and changed the description in multiple places recently…

Retard makes a typo when he goes in to change history – accidentally types 1983 instead of 1984. BAHAHAHAHA. Douchebag!!

But in typical fashion, Clayton Tucker fucked up his cover-up – as he always does. As you can see, when he went in there to add “AND AI” recently, he made a typo and fucked up the name of George Orwell’s book 1984 –so now it says 1983.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Jesus Christ. As I’ve said many, many times: he can’t even LIE competently. He fucks up his own fuckups! Like when he faked his tractor repair and used the wrench incorrectly and then held up a nut and called it a bolt.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now the monkey will dance for me AGAIN and go in there in a few days and change 1983 to 1984.

What a complete scumbag and moron. How fucking SAD is it that he sits in mom’s house and goes back constantly changing his “history” to make himself look more competent and smarter but then AWLAYS outing himself with stupid mistakes when he does it.

Fucking loser.

Unemployed Deadbeat Socialist Bum Touts His Fellow Deadbeat Socialist Bum: A Dirtbag Named Etienne Rosas.

Birds of a feather. Always.

Seems like every single scumbag socialist is either (1) a clueless/rich kid who has done nothing but take classes in useless subjects til age 35 or (2) lazy bum who still lives with mom and has delusions of grandeur. Clayton Tucker is the latter kind but his new buddy Etienne Rosas is the former…

Oh! He’s “working class”? Must be a plumber, truck driver, electrician or own a small business, right? He must do SOMETHING useful that can qualify as “work,” yes?

Surely you joke! He’s a filthy communist, after all. Which means he’s a useless deadbeat. Let’s look at his resume:

Wow. I don’t know how much all those useless degrees cost mommy and daddy but if it was less than $400,000 I’d be shocked. Much like Clayton Tucker, this clown graduated college almost TWENTY YEARS AGO and is still dicking around in school and “being a musician” – refusing to earn a real living. Pathetic.

Oh but wait! He founded a non-profit NGO (of course! Grifter alert!) which is very worried about “white supremacy” among other things.

Here is his blurb about it…

Here’s the weird thing though: there is no record of Etienne Rosas being part of ANY corporation in Texas! Nor is there any record of him on Transparency USA! NOR is there any mention of him on the “Our Team” section of his shitty NGO non-profit grifter website!

That’s 0 for 3, buddy! Is he a pathological liar like his buddy Clayton Tucker? Possibly. They ARE both filthy communists, after all. That’s what communists do.

Oh, and for good measure, I put “Rio Grande Research Group” through the search engine at Data Republican’s awesome website. Guess what? No hits there either! Looks like a shell company he just made up out of thin air to look like he has a job. Also, much like Clayton Tucker!

If you look under their “Key Publications“ page, you get a couple photos and no links to anything. Same with their “Blog” link! I mean, it looks like something a Somali scammer would put up to help look legit for a grift – just a weak facade and nothing else there! So where are all these “publications” you researched and worked so hard on, you grifting dirtbag?

This guy is an even BIGGER and slimier grifting piece of shit than Clayton Tucker himself – a pretty high bar.

So to summarize: This Etienne Rosas clown is a white-hating ingrate who likely has rich parents (or stupidly put himself in debt for life) and who has never worked a day in his life at a real job. He’s a bum and a scumbag. THESE are the types of commie filth that Clayton Tucker endorses, promotes and associates with.

Disgusting.

P.S. – here is a blurb from his writing on a Reddit thread:

…after that, I began my own NGO called “Rio Grande Research Group” based in Brownsvillewith the goal of securing grantsto address border issues and improve Mexican-American relations.

“With the goal of grifting government money from the taxpayers!” He comes right out and admits it! He sets up this non-profit NGO bullshit to milk the taxpayers by taking grants and “studying” issues. What a fucking piece of shit this guy is.

Lampasas Grifter Clayton Tucker’s Two Good Friends Are In Hot Water For Massive Fraud And Grifting In Minnesota.

Weird that local socialist Clayton Tucker hasn’t mentioned any of this at all. After all, his good buddy Ilhan Omar and the incompetent moron Tim Walz are both BIG HEROES of Clayton Tucker’s!

Naturally, since Clayton Tucker is ALSO an incompetent scumbag grifter, he has nothing but admiration for the grifting Somalis and the incompetent socialist clown Tim Walz.

BAHAHAHAHA! Yeah! Great pick! A prancing poof who is now proving to the world he was either in on one of the biggest frauds in history OR he was too fucking stupid to notice a bunch of inbred, 69 IQ, balloon-headed Somali scumbags were stealing $9 BILLION right under his nose. It’s either one or the other, comrade.

As you watch illegal Somalis defraud and pilfer BILLIONS of YOUR tax dollars, remember who the assholes were who were ALL IN FAVOR of letting these parasites in the front gate:

Reminder: Clayton’s DAD works for Firefly, which receives taxpayer dollars through the space program.

Clayton Tucker: “If Austin Wants To Be A Sanctuary City, Then Let It”

Clayton Tucker’s Dad Also Claims To Be A “Fifth-Generation Rancher.” Is His Son Also His Brother??

Oh boy! Local socialist scumbag Clayton Tucker’s never-mentioned DAD has now jumped into the Sid Miller fray.

Guess what? Dad is ALSO claiming to be a “fifth-generation rancher” just like his idiot son. So are they actually brothers or does the aerospace engineer who works for Firefly not know basic math? Or was Clayton lying when HE claimed to be a “fifth-generation rancher” all those times? LOL. Jesus, what a fucked up family.

Clayton’s Dad whining that he has “never seen” Sid Miller. LOL. Hey dummy, there are about 230,000 operations in the state. You expect him to knock on every one of those doors? You’re about as smart as your son.

At first I figured this was Comrade Clayton himself, posting in his Dad’s account (Pontiac Plus is Dad’s side biz). But after reading it a few times, I’m 99% sure it is someone else and might actually be his dad. Yes, he’s ALSO a terrible writer but in a different way from his son.

The only reason I can think for Howard to make noise like this after SIX YEARS of being silent through Clayton’s countless other failed projects and fuckups is that he is thinking “holy shit, I REALLY need my kid to win this and get his out of my house once and for all.” That’s the only reason that makes sense to me.

There is a LOT to unpack here. Let’s dive in:

#1 – BOTH Clayton and his dad claim to be “fifth-generation ranchers.” This is impossible unless they are brothers. Someone is a liar. Possibly both of them.

#2 – Howard Tucker has stated on MANY occasions (Pontiac Facebook page, recent newspaper interview) to have made a good living in the aerospace industry – with a side hustle modifying and restoring Pontiacs.

Lookie there! It says RIGHT THERE “an engineer by trade.” Not rancher. Not farmer. Engineer. In fact there is ZERO mention in the entire thirty-paragraph interview of any ranch of any kind! Crazy, right??

#3 – Old Howard dug his grave a little deeper with THESE remarks:

Oops. He admits here that his DAY JOB (his REAL JOB) gets in the way of his Pontiac restoration HOBBY. Again – no mention of ranching at all. And yes, he DOES work at Firefly as I deduced about nine months ago.

So as Howard gets on Facebook and cries a river about how Sid Miller won’t “help us poor ranchers” let me fill you in on the REAL Tucker family experience, as I have pieced it together:

Dad has worked in the aerospace industry as a full-time “day job” – this means the federal government is indirectly supporting Howard with federal tax dollars through the space program and its contracts with Firefly and Northrop Grumman. Dad complains his day job leaves him little time for his favorite hobby of restoring old Pontiacs. Of course, all that would logically leave him even LESS time for his OTHER hobby of being a pretend rancher!

Mom worked for the railroad commission and thus ALSO depended on STATE taxpayers for her salary and now pension.

They lived in Georgetown for most of Clayton’s childhood – NOT as “rural ranchers and farmers” or squirrel-shooting hillbillies. Since they had TWO incomes and ONE retarded kid, I doubt they were hurting for money very badly. As of now, they live about one mile from a Starbucks – not exactly “rural dudes,” if you ask me.

Furthermore, the “ranch” (as far as I can track down) ACTUALLY belongs to Terry’s parents – Bob and Ree Wright, whose names Clayton tried to drop and win votes with when he got stomped for City council four years ago:

“Since the 70s” means about 50 years – hardly enough time for FIVE or SIX generations of fake Tucker ranchers to have come into being…unless they marry and have kids at age 10.

In fact, it appears that Howard (like Clayton) owns no ranch land at all! It belongs to his father-in-law. So I’m not sure why he’s crying so much about all this.

Clayton only moved back to Lampasas in 2016, and was a self-admitted “community organizer” for a socialist movement called “Our Revolution” – as I have covered and proved ad nauseum. He didn’t invent his fake rancher persona until roughly 2021 or 2022 after failing THREE times to win political office.

No, the Tuckers are just regular Joes with regular jobs who threw a few head of cattle onto grandpa’s land to get a tax break and then call themselves “ranchers.” We know this because Clayton admitted as much on his fake ranch website:

This pisses me off more than almost anything else the fake rancher has done or said. That’s because Clayton is constantly screaming for more free lunches at school and higher pay for teachers – which is funded by property taxes. Then he turns around and admits he’s trying to scam the system on a fake ranch and pay LESS in taxes. Not that he has ever paid any property taxes in his entire life, because he owns no land. Dad and grandpa pay those.

So in closing, it really takes SOME NERVE for these Tucker fuckers to BOTH make a living off the taxpayer, spend very little time on the “ranch” but THEN COMPLAIN they can’t make a living “ranching” and want Sid Miller to “help out the little guy” – presumably with MORE tax dollars. Shit, I paid $7 a pound for ground beef at M&M today and you assholes can’t make a buck with the FREE land grandpa handed you??

Fuck you guys. Eat a dick.

P.S. – after living here for over 14 years and reading dozens and dozens of articles in the Dispatch about local ranchers, not ONCE have I seen or heard the Tucker name come up. Mark Langford is a REAL rancher, not a hobbyist. The Tuckers are fakes and poseurs. I hope Sid Miller mails you a big bag of horseshit.

Unemployed Bum With Micropenis Poisoning People With Microplastics.

About a month ago, local socialist plonker and fake grass farmer Clayton Tucker was telling us the world was about to end because of plastic.

In terms of Tucker Time, that is ages ago, because now he is already on to telling us the world will end because of data centers and has forgotten all about his plastic hysteria.

But a funny thing happened this morning.

I read an article on the SOURCES of these microplastics, and the data may surprise you!

Where Do Microplastics Come From Anyway?

It turns out TIRES are a MUCH bigger source than I had imagined!

In other words, the more you drive, the more you spew tire particles into the air.

Now, who do we know who is driving around non-stop for no reason at all? Who do we know who just bragged about driving over 30,000 miles in the last five months – about FIVE TIMES more than a normal driver?

Oh yeah…THIS buffoon!

Unemployed Bum And Fake Rancher Is Actually Bragging About Spinning His Wheels For 30,000 Miles In Last Five Months.

I mean, it’s one thing for a long-haul trucker to drive 80,000 miles a year and release tire particles into the air. He is actually doing something useful like delivering food, building materials, medicine, etc. Things people actually NEED.

Clayton Tucker, on the other hand, may as well pump 1,500 gallons of gasoline into a bathtub and set it on fire. That would actually be BETTER for the environment than driving around in circles for thousands of miles just to spew the words “monopoly” and “oligarch” to a dozen senile old farts at a taco stand.

He’s also doing it in a hybrid truck that weighs about two tons and thus chews up tires even faster. Actually, more like 2.2 tons since Izzy the Baby Beluga is always in the passenger seat.

Classic. Just like Al Gore chiding us on fossil fuels while he flies around in a private jet, so does the socialist half-wit spew microplastics into the air at a rate that is FIVE TIMES the national average.

It’s safe to say that Clayton Tucker is literally poisoning you with his tires while complaining about microplastics on the Internet. What a complete douchebag.

Thank God Our Forefathers Weren’t Weak, Scared Pussyfags Like Clayton Tucker.

After jumping around issues aimlessly from ending fossil fuels by 2030, to greedy corporations, oligarchs, banning all plastics, free school lunches, shrimp boats, and a dozen other fleeting fads, local socialist houseplant Clayton Tucker’s LATEST cause célèbre is putting a stop to AI data centers. He is literally losing his mind over it.

Of course, that is 37 more jobs than Clayton Tucker has created in his entire pathetic existence. Just ask him: how many people has his “ranch” employed? The answer is zero.

Also, a few years ago, Comrade Clayton was DEMANDING more solar farms because of “all the jobs” they would bring.

Ummm…yeah, once the solar farm is built it takes a LOT less than 37 people to maintain it, you idiot. Kind of the same complaint you have with the data centers. A huge difference is that the solar farms are highly subsidized by the taxpayer and the data centers are funded by Big Tech’s own pockets.

Even more amusing, he thinks that when he becomes Ag Commissioner (HAHAHAHAHA!) HE will get to decide which data centers are “good” and which are “bad” and he promises to fight the “bad” ones.

Someone might want to show him the official duties of Ag Commissioner. Nowhere does it say “pick and choose data centers,” you imbecile.

Never mind that this kid lives with his mom and has never held down a real job or employed a single person at age 35. Never mind that he was GIVEN free land to use with equipment to play on and (allegedly) four generations of Tucker ranching knowledge to draw on and STILL cannot make a buck at it. Never mind that he has been DEAD WRONG about every single issue he takes a stance on.

Never mind all that. Only HE can solve this complex data center problem.

He will solve it by getting 200 people to SIGN A PETITION! LOL.

Does this fucking retard actually think an electric eel needs a power source?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy shit.

He is worried about power and water for these data centers. There is a simple solution for both:

#1 – Build more power plants. REAL ones, not the useless gaytard pinwheels that cost a fortune and don’t work for shit. We need nukes and nat gas. If we hadn’t been dicking around with wind and solar (which Clayton LOVES and thinks can replace all fossil fuels) all these years, we’d have about 8 or 10 kick-ass reactors churning out EMISSION-FREE power 98% of the time.

#2 – Use closed-loop cooling systems to chill these data centers, instead of evaporative cooling. How do I know closed-loop cooling systems work? Because I have one in my fucking truck. So does everyone else who drives an ICE vehicle. It’s called a radiator.

Your air conditioner and fridge work in a similar fashion, you absolute retard.

Smart guys have already figured this out. VERY smart guys who don’t live with their moms and who build things for a living. We have already invented them right here in America – as usual.

You see, if our ancestors were all Clayton Tucker types, we’d still be sitting in caves eating berries like a bunch of scared pussies. Scared, weak pussies like our hypothetical Caveman Clayton would look at the buffalo and think “that is too big for us to kill…I guess we are eating berries forever. Oh well.”

Luckily, our ancestors were MEN who shaped and dominated their environment and bent the world to their will. They said “there’s got to be a way to kill that tasty meat” and then invented the spear. The MEN went out and speared that fucker while Caveman Clayton stayed back with the other women and circulated a petition to ban spears because they looked scary. That’s because Caveman Clayton, much like Modern Day Clayton, is a nutless and sackless eunuch too scared to strike out and solve a problem and improve the world.

History is filled with REAL MEN who invented incredible things to overcome hardship and solve problems. Willis Carrier, Henry Ford, Eli Whitney, James Watt, Karl Benz and other MEN who created solutions and solved problems.

We need way more MEN making the world better and far fewer PUSSIES sitting around whining with a petition in their hands telling us the sky is falling.