Socialist Piss Jug Who Has Promoted Baby Killing For Decades Now Cynically Pretends To Care About Babies. Breaks Hypocrisy Record.

Just when you think useless unemployed bum Clayton Tucker can’t be more of a hypocrite and scumbag, he outdoes himself once again. Now he’s pretending to care about babies and wanting to ‘protect’ them from a phantom plastic problem that doesn’t really exist:

Of course, Clayton Tucker the far-left socialist who is suddenly worried about babies has been a loud and outspoken proponent of abortion for a very long time. Even Gemini AI knows about his beliefs…

Of course, the “microplastics problem” is a total pile of shit and a nothingburger, as I have pointed out before:

Microplastics Scare Is Total Nonsense And Bad Science.

Sucking babies out of the womb at 30 weeks and throwing them in a dumpster is a MUCH bigger threat to the unborn. But Clayton Tucker is a colossal moron and hypocrite, so he doesn’t see that contradiction in his positions.

Clayton Tucker hasn’t even figured out how to move out of mom’s house yet, and he thinks he’s going to save all the babies and families from the evil microplastics in the environment. Microplastics that HE put there, by the way! As usual, he’s of the biggest contributors to the “problem” he wants to get rid of:

Unemployed Bum With Micropenis Poisoning People With Microplastics.

Tire particles are one of the biggest contributors to the “problem” – and Clayton Tucker has spent the last 11 months driving in circles around Texas and yapping at 12 old people at a time…thus emitting about 6x the tire particles a NORMAL driver would emit.

Clayton Tucker can have shitlib old ladies sign all the petitions he wants, but unless you destroy civilization tomorrow by banning tires and clothes, microplastics are here to stay, you bozo.

EDC Dummies Ripped Off By L.A. Grifters. Won’t Actually Own Lampasas ‘Documentary’ They Wasted $30,000 Tax Dollars On.

Color me shocked! The dummies who thought it was a good idea to blow $30,000 on a “promotional film” made by two Los Angeles grifters recently found out they don’t actually OWN the film. But hey! The grifters will be glad to license them the film in exchange for even MORE tax dollars!

You cannot make this shit up.

Oh hey look! He’s wearing a “TX” ball cap now and lost some of the bling! He must be a local and a true Texan…and not a grifter from Los Angeles ripping off the City! My bad.

ALL local Lampassholes frost the tips of their hair. Is that what it’s called? Frosting? I have only heard that term used by my mother and several girlfriends in the past, so I may have it wrong.

The fact that this grifter had the balls to use the term “return on investment” with this shitty video is the most galling part of all. Reminds me of Talbert and all her babbling about the “ROI” the City would get when she grabbed almost a million dollars of Covid money for her failed ‘business’ park.

There’s more….

This is a truly Talbert-esque fuckup, in my book. It would be hilarious if the taxpayers didn’t just get sodomized for $30,000.

If you missed this whole thing, here is where I took a shit on it the first time around:

Council Approves Ridiculous $30,000 Waste Of Money On ANOTHER Video To “Promote Lampasas.”

I’ve seriously lost track of how many times I’ve predicted an EDC/City course of action would be a disaster and I was right. Fifteen times? Twenty? The “business park,” the S2M2 debacle, the Hostess House, the Industrial Park Martin’s Rod & Custom disaster, the Eco-Flex rip-off, and on and on and on.

Morons, all of them. Unforgiveable level of incompetence and retardation.

Socialist Catamite Tells One Ridiculous Lie Too Many. Peanut Gallery Turns On Him And Tears Him New Anus.

Yeah – that’s why childhood obesity is through the roof and 74% of people on food stamps are overweight or obese (46% are obese).

Clayton pays no taxes and has no kids, so I’ve never understood his obsession with feeding kids with other people’s money. I know he likes fondling them but feeding them, too? Very weird. I know he lied once about trying to pay the lunch debt down at Lampasas ISD and I caught him red-handed. But other than that, he has done nothing himself. He has supplied ZERO food from his fake farm to the local schools. A REAL rancher had to come in and do that.

Facebook agreed and tore him a new asshole for this ridiculous statement:

Don’t forget that Clayton ALSO was a huge proponent of millions of illegals flooding into Texas. That put huge upward pressure on the price of food, housing, medical care and yes, school lunches.

Dumb shit.

There Is Only ONE Thing Better Than A Pit Bull Owner Being Mauled By Their Own Dog.

And that is TWO pit bull owners being mauled by their dog!

Derp derp! There are like 300 dog breeds. If you just have to have the ONE breed that is responsible for 68% of attacks, then you are a moron of biblical proportions. If you have young kids or infants and you own a pit bull, you should be jailed for child endangerment. End of story.

I think I’m going to start adopting pit bulls from local pounds and just drive directly to the vet to have them euthanized.

Ilhan Omar Cites World War ELEVEN In Her Moron Rant.

Our founding fathers never even considered the possibility that illiterate third world women would one day be shipped into this country and then elected to congress. We are discovering a method of national suicide that never entered the minds of the founders.

Of course, megapussies and self-hating whites like Clayton Tucker LOVE that shit along with open borders.

Clayton Tucker: “If Austin Wants To Be A Sanctuary City, Then Let It”

Wearing Arabic lapel pin.

“It’s Not Like We Get Anything From The Internet” Says Unemployed Doofus Who Lives On Internet 10 Hours Per Day.

Fake rancher grease melon Clayton Tucker is baffled that anyone would want data centers around. He doesn’t get, like, what they are for, and stuff.

Power bills are NOT higher, you fuck. There is plenty of water.

This dick-pinching glue huffer sure didn’t give a shit about “less farmland” when his hero Joe Biden was trying to subsidize solar farms on every acre of prime real estate between 2020 and 2024.

But yeah, data centers are ALL cost and zero benefit.

They have zero benefits unless you: use any streaming services like Netflix or Hulu, use the Internet, GPS, Uber, online banking, YouTube, email, credit cards, Apple Pay, cell phones, stock brokerage accounts, gas pumps, Zoom calls, post videos and photos to about 12 different social media sites, send medical images to doctors, use TikTok, Instagram, the ENTIRE U.S. air-traffic system including routing and reservations, air freight, Amazon orders, ATMs, Spotify, online gaming, and about 50 other things you use every day.

Go eat a cockmeat sandwich, Clayton. You are an absolute retard.

I Wonder Which Of Don Henley’s Four Mansions He Was In When He Got Caught Doing Coke With Underaged Hookers.

Clayton Tucker’s newest and biggest donor is apparently buying into the “data centers are destroying our resources” fad. Of course, writing a $50,000 check to an unaccomplished boob who would have ZERO power over data centers if he were elected is not going to solve a single thing. But musicians aren’t known for logic or common sense.

But he can’t be buying into it TOO much, because he has FOUR mansions hooked up to the grid sucking down about 10x more electricity than an “average” American:

So a withered old octogenarian who could EASILY get by in a nice little 2000-square-foot condo INSTEAD needs multiple massive mansions – one of which is about SEVEN TIMES bigger than the average American house.

This reminds me of something, but I can’t put my finger on it. Oh yeah…

Climate Czar John Kerry Grilled Over Using Private Jets

DiCaprio faces backlash over yacht trip among ‘hundreds of billionaires’: ‘Definition of a hypocrite’

Rules for thee but not for me. Just another moron who happened to hit it big.

So Which Is It?

Clayton Tucker today: “Ban all data centers! Data centers are killing us! Data centers are stealing land and water and making electric rates DOUBLE! Data centers are pure evil run by robber barons!”

Clayton Tucker five minutes ago:

Dumb shit HIMSELF making the case for MORE data centers a couple years ago. LOL.

So a few years ago, the Internet (which exists only thanks to data centers) was a human right and Clayton Tucker DEMANDED it be made more reliable and accessible to EVERYONE on earth.

NOW he wants to burn all data centers to the ground. He tells us this daily on Facebook and Twitter – which are hosted on giant data centers, by the way.

Oh – it was also a central campaign promise when he got his ass kicked running for City council a few years back:

Cell phones need data centers, too. Lots of them.

As I’ve stated many, many times – all you have to do is wait a year or two and this moron will take the exact OPPOSITE side of his previous demands. That is because he is an unintelligent, weak-minded clown who is influenced by fads and hysteria instead of logic and common sense.

Here is Clayton’s butt buddy and IT guy Man Bun Beebe whining about shitty Internet in Texas JUST LAST YEAR! LOL….

AGAIN this sounds like an argument for MORE data centers and tech…not less. Dumb shit.

Eagles Lead Singer Don Henley Donates $50,000 To Clayton Tucker Campaign. No, I’m Not Shitting You. We Definitely Live In A Simulation.

The only thing I can’t figure out is why Comrade Clayton hasn’t made a big stink over this – it happened two months ago. Is he ashamed to take money from Hollywood types? Especially guys who got busted for doing blow with teenaged prostitutes?

Eagles’ Don Henley ‘regrets’ cocaine-fueled night with 16-year-old prostitute who suffered seizure: ‘I wanted to escape’

[I’m SURE that was the very first time he ever pulled rails with underaged whores. Just his bad luck he got nailed the very first time – kind of like Bill Clinton.]

Before you look at me aghast and say “must be a different Donald Henley” let me assure you it’s not. I cross-checked his other donations and they match up with news headlines for the Eagles front man.

I’ve told this to other people when they ask why I’m wasting so much time on an inconsequential mosquito like Clayton Tucker: this “data centers are going to steal your water and jack up your electric rates” bullshit is catching like wildfire all over the country. It reminds me EXACTLY of the Covid hysteria and the same people are falling for it: dumb liberal women who can’t do math and have no common sense.

Never mind that electric rates in Texas are some of the lowest in the nation. Never mind most of the centers are providing their own power out of necessity. Never mind they can use closed-loop water systems. Never mind that GOLF COURSES and ALMOND ORCHARDS use exponentially more water than data centers. Neven mind that all these idiots screaming to shut down data centers use social media and computers 8 hours a day and would be fucked without them. Never mind that Clayton Tucker as Ag commissioner can DO NOTHING about any of this.

None of those facts matter. The rabble is whipped up into a frenzy and this mob of chimps will not listen to any rational voice. They are pissed about prices going up generally (due to deficit spending and money printing NOT data centers) and will take it out on an easy target that fits into a bumper-sticker slogan: data centers.

Throw in Trump’s RETARDED decision to attack Iran and the subsequent gas price increase which is pissing off a LOT of people on the right – and you have a LOT less people going to the polls in November to pull the R lever.

Oh, and throw in the fact that Texas is rapidly filling up with shitlibs from California and other far-left states AND the importation of a billion Indians and muslims who vote shitlib and you have BIG trouble brewing in November.

This is why Nate Sheets need to get off his ass and file suit to have Tucker thrown off the ballot since he clearly DOES NOT meet the legal requirements to hold the Ag Commissioner position. I’ve done all the homework for him already. He needs to smother this infant in the crib.