Healthy Versus Junk Food: It’s Not About Cost. It’s About Taste And Convenience.

In Comrade Clayton’s latest bungled “campaign ad,” he claims that “the system” has been designed to make healthy foods like “veggies expensive” and junk food cheap.

Ummm….no.

“Cheaper than processed snacks” – whoops!

There is a reason almost every person on the planet will choose a bag of Doritos over a handful of carrots: TASTE. Salty, fatty and sugary items taste AWESOME to humans. This is wired into us from our caveman days when food was scarce.

Comrade Clayton should know that junk food is hardly cheap since he has been getting fat on Whataburger, Panda Express and Taco Bell all year.

I was at the store the other day and took pictures of a lot of prices. I calculated that you can basically eat three healthy meals per day for about $12. Breakfast is especially cheap – I can get you an awesome 500 calorie breakfast for about $3.

As a sedentary 5’6 female, Comrade Clayton only needs about 1,700 calories per day to survive. Hell, three eggs (75 cents at HEB) will get you 15% of the way there.

Besides taste, people want convenience because most people are lazy as shit OR they are pressed for time since it now requires TWO earners in a family to make ends meet. Who else is going to pay the taxes for all the billions of dollars being stolen by the illegal Somalis that Clayton Tucker invited into the country??

That is why you see an entire wall at HEB filled with pre-chopped onions, watermelon, cucumbers, etc. There are salads in a bag and pre-cooked meals. These are WAY more expensive on a per-calorie basis.

It is WAY cheaper to buy all the raw ingredients and do all the food prep at home. But that requires you spend 30 or 45 minutes in your kitchen doing…GASP…WORK! You have to peel onions, cut up the chicken breasts, peel potatoes, etc.

Lazy twats like Comrade Clayton would rather pull up to the drive-through at Panda Express and get a huge sugary bowl of noodles with the cream of sum yung guy.

If Comrade Clayton had been paying attention 15 years ago, he’d remember that we already went through this shit with Michelle Obama and her “eat kale for lunch” in the public schools. Guess what? Kids threw it all in the trash.

Short of banning every single “junk” food on the planet, there is nothing you can do. Human brains are hardwired to love high-calorie, fatty, sugary items. Period. It’s all about willpower and getting exercise.

Besides, is it really “junk” food or is it all about the calories? There are many people who have proved that you CAN live and thrive on “junk” food IF you keep the calories and portions reasonable:

Kevin Maginnis, 57, from Nashville says he ate half-portions of McDonald’s thrice daily and lost about 60lbs (26kg) in weight.

Kansas State University nutrition professor Mark Haub lost 27 pounds in 10 weeks by consuming only 1,800 calories daily of junk food (Twinkies, Oreos, Doritos) to prove that calorie, not food quality, dictates weight loss. His body fat decreased, and blood markers improved: LDL dropped 20%, HDL rose 20%, and triglycerides fell 39%

How do you explain THAT, Comrade Clayton??

I’ll make you a bet, you dummy. I’ll do the SAME McDonald’s routine with YOU. I’ll bet you your $52,508 in campaign cash you have on hand that I can lose weight and improve my blood markers by eating nothing but McDonald’s for six weeks.

Deal? Yeah, that’s what I thought, you pussy.

Moron Woman Spouts ChickThink.

Behold the female libdummy brain in action.

ALL their peabrains ‘work’ like this. Potato Head Fitzharris. Christine Seefeldt. Carol Garner Doughty. Julie Landrum. Clayton Tucker. All of them.

Which is why they shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

Tomorrow Is The Lampasas Democrat Convention. Clayton Tucker Is The Vice Chair. He Is Skipping It To Go To The El Paso Convention.

Yes, you read that right. Chicken-plugging, hay-bailing fake rancher retard Clayton Tucker is going to drive about 1,100 miles and over 17 hours to go to El Paso.

He’s ditching the Lampasas convention even though…

#1 – he is the Vice chair and was Chairman for a long time before that.

#2 – he claims Lampasas as his home town (it’s not – he’s from Georgetown)

#3 – he makes a big stink about caring more about the little rural guy than the urban dweller (Lampasas has 7,500 people and El Paso has almost a million). Here he is talking tough four years ago about turning rural areas blue:

Verdict: superfag.

That’s three kicks in the teeth to the Lampasas dems, by my count. His mother and Cyndy Burleson must be so disappointed.

It starts at 1pm tomorrow and FIVE people have already expressed interest in going! If the 2022 convention is any indication, tomorrow will be off the hook:

Dorkfest 2022 was a big hit!

With any luck, an illegal Somali truck driver will end his campaign this weekend!

Holy Christ. Socialist Nitwit Bungles His Own Campaign Ad AGAIN. Yet Another Blatant Error.

Whether he’s putting “a breaks” on data centers, “bailing” hay, “plugging” chickens, or getting his point about farming expense completely backwards, socialist fake rancher Clayton Tucker seems to be unable to perform the very simple task of getting his basic campaign material correct.

Behold his latest colossal fuck-up!

So his “ad” is trying to tell us that healthy food is expensive by design and processed shit foods are cheap by design. He goes on in his narration to tell us we simply need to “switch the equation.” Of course, he doesn’t tell us what the magic equation is or how to “switch” it around.

But look what the dumb, careless bastard did in his very own commercial:

He is trying to tell us healthy food is expensive and shitty food is cheap in his narration and on his Twitter post. But as he is saying that, the caption on the video tells us that “PROCESSED food is expensive” – the exact OPPOSITE of what he is saying in the voiceover!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Whoever the dummy is making his “ads” was supposed to either put in a caption saying that “healthy food is expensive” or “processed food is cheap” but they fucked it all up. It says the OPPOSITE of what he wants.

Nobody noticed this humongous error. That is because everyone working on his campaign is a far-left, unemployed moron, just like Clayton Tucker.

As the candidate, Clayton should be going over his material with a fine-toothed comb to avoid further embarrassment. But he can’t even do that much. He’s too busy sucking down $9 Starbucks coffees and getting fat on Whataburger to bother with details.

What an absolute clown show. It is to laugh.

Grok Confirms It: Clayton Tucker Is Lying Every Single Day. He Knows It, But Doesn’t Care.

Some wiseacre on Twitter asked Grok if Clayton Tucker’s non-stop promises to “break up the monopolies” were within his power as Ag Commissioner. The results were just as I have been saying since the start:

Grok was emphatic and unequivocal in its answer:

Of course, I have been saying this since the very first time Clayton opened his lying commie mouth about it nine months ago. It’s pretty clear-cut and obvious. Even to Grok.

If he REALLY wanted to “bust monopolies” he would need to go to law school, pass the bar and then run for attorney general of Texas and win (HAHA!). Seeing as how he hasn’t even managed to move out of his parents’ house by age 35, that is simply never going to happen.

Plus it’s a lot easier to be a fake rancher than a fake lawyer. Being a fake lawyer can get you into serious legal trouble.

But Clayton is a compulsive liar who cares more about grifting old ladies by selling clichéd bumper-sticker slogans than sticking to the ACTUAL duties of Ag Commissioner.

Hey! Let’s see what Grok says about Ag Commissioner’s ability to have ANY say at all about data center water usage!

Here is the query.

The answer?

No, the Texas Agriculture Commissioner does not have the authority to directly stop data centers from using water.

The role of the Texas Agriculture Commissioner primarily involves promoting agriculture, overseeing programs related to farming, ranching, food safety, and rural issues. It does not include regulatory power over water allocation, usage permits, or restrictions on non-agricultural industries like data centers.Water regulation in Texas is handled by other entities:

  • Groundwater (which many data centers use, especially in rural areas) is managed locally by Groundwater Conservation Districts (GCDs), with oversight from the Texas Water Development Board (TWDB).
  • Surface water is regulated by the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality (TCEQ).
  • Broader planning and data collection on large users like data centers fall under the Public Utility Commission of Texas (PUC) (for surveys on water and energy use) and TWDB for state water planning.

In short, while the commissioner can raise alarms, push for policy changes, and investigate specific cases (e.g., ag impacts), he cannot independently stop or restrict data centers’ water consumption. Any binding limits would require new laws from the Texas Legislature or actions by water/ utility regulators.

Well damn! There you have it: Comrade Clayton’s TWO BIG ISSUES (bust monopolies! Stop data center water usage!) are 100%, unquestionably and completely NOT within his power to affect AT ALL.

He knows this, too, of course. He chooses to ignore it and keep lying to the old ladies. Pathetic.

He has even enshrined the lies in the headline of his Twitter account! He admits he is running to do things he is powerless to do in reality….

Then again, four weeks ago he said he was running because he has food allergies. Go figure.

Fat Little Manlet DEMANDS Halt On Human Progress Until His Pea Brain Has Studied The Situation.

I can just see the ancestors of Clayton Tucker getting their panties in a bunch over every single new thing that comes along because they’re scared rabbits who live with their mothers:

Caveman Clayton in 10,000 B.C.: “Yes, this fire can cook food to make it taste WAY better but it looks really dangerous. What if we burn our fingers? What if the grass catches on fire and spreads? Plus the smoke hurts my eyes a little bit and probably pollutes the environment. Please sign my petition for a moratorium on fire until I have studied this issue at length.”

1893 Clayton: “This ‘electricity’ thing looks super dangerous. People could get shocked or a fire may burn your house down. Yes, electric lighting is far better than candles, but this is just too far and too fast. Sign my petition to put a moratorium on Tesla’s dangerous AC electricity. I’m not even sure that Edison’s DC current is safe enough. Plus is will destroy the candle industry. What will all the candlemakers do??? I need to study the issue and then I’ll let you all know when it’s safe enough. No, I’m not a homosexual. Why do you ask?”

1913 Clayton: “Ford is making gasoline-powered carriages for the masses that are super cheap? Any peasant with a little money can travel with speed and comfort? That sounds horrific. What if there are crashes? Plus gasoline is flammable. People might die. It takes 12 hours to make a car now and Ford will cut that down to 1.5 hours? Think of all the union wages that will vanish! What will those people do? Not to mention all the horses out of a job. He’s an oligarch and monopolist…not to mention he hates jews which is not very diverse of him. Sign my petition to put a moratorium on automobiles until I have studied this issue further. No, I don’t know shit about engineering. Why do you ask?”

1915 Clayton: “‘Aeroplanes’?? Are you kidding me? Heavier-than-air flight is impossible. Everyone knows that. This is insane. These things will be falling out of the sky and hitting houses and people – and will probably destroy prime farmland and precious water when they hit the ground. Absolutely not. Yeah, they are about 50 times faster than traveling by wagon, but it’s just too risky. Sign my petition to put a moratorium on the “aeroplanes” until my pea brain has studied this thoroughly. No, I don’t have a degree in engineering, why do you ask?”

1930s Clayton: “A corn harvester? Sounds very dangerous, what with blades and machinery whirring around super fast. Somebody might get hurt or get a piece of corn husk in their eye. What will all the human corn harvesters do for work? Yes, it’s 50 times faster and relieves these people of a back-breaking task, but they need those jobs to survive. Plus those things leave a little bit of corn in the field and aren’t super efficient yet. No, too dangerous. Please sign my petition to put a moratorium on corn harvesters until I have studied the issue. No, I’m not a farmer or engineer…why do you ask? I live with my mother.”

1990s Clayton: “Internet? Don’t make me laugh. The dial-up speeds are WAY too slow to be useful. Plus, it might put travel agents and stock brokers out of a job! Imagine if people could buy 100 shares of IBM for a few pennies instead of paying their scumbag broker $100 to do the same thing on HIS computer? What would all those people do for a living? Not to mention, if everyone was on their computer all day long it would use TONS of power and crash the grid. We just can’t risk it. Sign my petition to put a moratorium on the Internet until my smooth fecal brain has had time to study the situation. No, I’m not a computer science major…I’m political science, if you must know. Why do you ask?”

2026 Clayton: “Data centers? That will destroy all the water and use up all the power. Can’t have it.”

I think you know how the rest goes.

Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris Goes All-In On Data Center Panic.

Well, now you KNOW what the correct side of this issue is. As usual, it’s the OPPOSITE of whatever side Potato Head (and Clayton Tucker) are on. Just as she was wrong about Covid masks, Covid vaccines, Ivermectin, Kamala Harris and everything else, she is 100% wrong about this.

Oh my god! An SMR nuke plant! You mean the SOLUTION to all of your “power prices are going to double” bullshit and hysteria?? How is that a bad thing, you clown?

It was about six years ago when she panicked about Covid and eventually injected herself with a shitpoison “vaccine” and injured herself. You’d think she’d learn a lesson about that and realize what a moron she is in general. But you would be wrong.

Colossal moron.

I’m not sure why she is so upset about an SMR nuke project. Aren’t you shitlibs crying about power bills going up? You ignore the fact all these data centers are now building their own power sources – and Small Modular Reactors are the answer. But like all dummies, she has no idea what she’s talking about.

Comrade Clayton wants a “moratorium” on data centers. LOL!!!

Comrade Clayton said NOTHING over the last 8 years when retarded and unreliable solar farms were gobbling up prime farmland. So fuck him.

Hey douchebag: the AI thing is happening. When one of the largest military installations on the planet belonging to the world’s strongest military wants AI data centers – they are going to get AI data centers. You may as well start a petition to stop the sun from rising in the east every morning. It will have the same effect: zero.

Of course, Comrade Clayton’s Facebook posts are FILLED with comments like this, telling him he has his head up his ass:

But Clayton ignores all that. Because he doesn’t care about the truth. He cares about getting old ladies and morons riled up with bullshit so he can stay in the news and grift more donations from retards like Stephanie Fitzharris.

What we REALLY need is a moratorium on commie shitbirds moving to Texas from California, Ohio, New York, Washington and Illinois. I’d rather have 50 data centers in my town than ONE family of retard lefties like Fitzharris and her green-haired kid. At least the data centers provide jobs and do something useful. Shitlibs from crap states just move here and vote for idiots like Clayton Tucker and James Talarico and destroy the good thing we have. There is a reason there is a massive exodus from those states to Texas and Florida. Take a clue from that, you imbeciles.

Here is a solution, Potato Head: why don’t you and your whole far-left commie family move on back to Oregon? Or California, where you are originally from? You were supposed to do that last year. Go live near a fucking lake or something and go to ICE rallies and “No Kings” circle jerks with the other quasi-retarded grandmas. You’d be much happier there. Texas will be a better place without you.

P.S. There are ALREADY over 500 data centers in Texas. All the shit you post on Facebook? That uses a data center, you clown.

“The Lakes Are All Empty!”

Did you know that over 6 BILLION GALLONS of water PER DAY is lost just to leaky pipes and aging infrastructure in the U.S.?

It’s true.

This is just to give you some perspective when Comrade Clayton has hissy fit over a few million gallons of water here and there.

He says the lakes are almost empty. Let’s see if that claim holds any water (pun intended). Data was from a couple days ago….

Hmm. Lampasas and Austin seem to be doing fine. In fact, Austin is EXACTLY where it was a year ago – at 96.3% full. Whoops!

Smart people also built a MASSIVE new reservoir a few years ago up near Dallas (Bois d’Arc Lake) – which is about 89% full right now. There are several others in the works (Marvin Nichols and Allens Creek). Even our area is waking up to the need for new supply:

In fact, there is a website where you can see ALL the big reservoirs in Texas and how full they are in real time.

Link to water information.

Oh – and this is BEFORE we are about to enter the rainy season (April/May/June) when we see the most rain of the year. I usually get around 15 to 20 inches on my property over those three months.

Of course, far-left shitlib tree huggers oppose ANY new reservoirs because they might endanger a banana slug or something. Shitlibs cry about a problem and then cry more when a solution is proposed. They are never happy and always wetting their diapers. It’s like saying “I want a gall bladder operation but I don’t want a scalpel to touch my skin” – they are morons.

Little babies cry about how the world should be. Men deal with how the world is. Clayton Tucker is a baby who cries and cries but solves nothing. All he does is post gay petitions to sign so he can put them on his bedroom wall in mom’s house and gaze at them.

Is The LEDC Stupid Enough To Waste $30,000 On ANOTHER “Promotional Video” For The Goat Pasture??

I was at the post office today and happened to grab a copy of that liberal birdcage liner produced by Rhonda Witcher. Imagine how my asshole puckered when I saw THIS gem on the front page!

This has to be a joke, right?

First of all, I was informed over and over and over again by none other than Misti Talbert over SIX YEARS AGO that tenants were “on the verge of moving in.” At least that’s the bullshit she spewed when she pilfered almost $1,000,000.00 of Covid money for her disastrous pet project. Yet here we are with zero tenants and the LEDC actually considering wasting $30,000 on this ridiculous idea.

Secondly, the LEDC has ALREADY produced MANY promotional videos for that shitty “Business” Park. Clearly, none of them worked. They also spent a small fortune on magazine ads, conventions, junkets and other nonsense that ALSO did not work. I have covered ALL of that in meticulous detail over the last 8 years. They have wasted well over $50,000 JUST on “promoting the business park” since I started keeping track.

Here is a tiny sliver of the waste….

Finally: why in the HELL would ANY video cost $30,000? If anything, with the advent of AI video help it should be EASY to create some killer videos for practically nothing.

Why don’t you put Porkchop Kuehne’s art class on the job? Oh wait – they already did that, too! I had to use Google search to find that story but I remember when it happened about 6 or 7 years ago.

According to my search:

Based on a May 2019 report, Lampasas High School students produced a promotional video for the City of Lampasas, which was presented to the City Council. The video was created by Lampasas High School students as part of a promotional initiative. The City Council and other stakeholders were pleased with the work, according to a report.

I’m guessing the cost of that video was essentially zero.

But yeah, let’s spend $30,000 to promote Talbert’s Folly for the 12th time in the last 6 years. Absolutely moronic idea.