She’s back! Starting the new year in style with her usual mix of retard grammar and innumeracy…..
“Ich bin zurückgeblieben!!”
What is a “livable minimum wage” anyways? Comrade Clayton is busy telling us you can’t live on the minimum wage – which isn’t what it was designed for in the first place. Does she mean “livable wage”? Only her pea brain knows for sure.
I don’t think I’ve ever read a post of hers that didn’t sound like it was written by a 5th grade Somalian. She’s been in this country for over a quarter of a century and STILL can’t write simple English phrases.
Here’s a newsflash, you dummy kraut: $200 million is pocket change in this country. Maybe in Germany, with their economy that is more shrunken, shriveled and miniscule than Bruce Haywood’s penis, $200 million is a lot of money. Here in America, with our $29 trillion GDP, it is nothing.
In fact it is .0007% of our economy (7/10,000ths of one percent!)
Or to put it another way, that $200 million would be enough to pay every worker (168 million of them in the U.S.) $1.07.
Oh, and the presidential inauguration is once every four years, so divide that by four and you get about 27 cents per year per worker….or about a half a penny per week.
We wish you a merry Sixth-mas, we wish you a merry Sixth-mas….
HAHAHAHAHA!!
Many people may be looking at today as a shitty day. It’s colder than Carol Doughty’s tit outside, many of us have to get our asses up early to take the kids to school, it’s dark and cold and shitty.
But rejoice: today Kamalbla has the distinct privilege of certifying Donald J Trump’s landslide victory over her – also known as her ass kicking. You just know she got shithammered last night on cheap wine….
It is also the four-year anniversary of when Capitol police antagonized a group of peaceful protesters by firing tear gas into their faces and murdered an innocent woman. The feds had at LEAST 26 undercover agitators in the crowd that day (yes, that has been admitted). Once Kash Patel takes over the FBI, we will hopefully see some heads roll…including Liz Cheney for her part in the circus called the “Jan 6 Commission” wherein she tampered with witnesses and committed other crimes.
Remember when shitlibs like Bruce Haywood thought Trump was going to go to jail for “insurrection”? LOL!
Bonus joy: Trump will be sworn in two weeks from today and shitlibs like Bruce Haywood and Carol Garner Doughty are going to absolutely lose their minds.
Double bonus joy: commie scumbag (and love child of Fidel Castro) Justin Trudeau is expected to resign in a few days, thus giving our brothers to the north some respite from his insane shitlib policies.
Triple bonus joy: Trump will be pardoning all those January 6th “insurrectionists” very, very soon.
No seriously, he really did say that [2:59:30 mark]
I have marked a red line on the exact moment Professor Tucker the Genius Fifth-Generation Rancher decided to go into goats. It was basically just before cattle prices went into the stratosphere.
Then again, he has claimed that they were “always a cattle family,” too. Well, except for his dad, who was an aeronautical engineer. And his mom, who worked for the government. But SOMEWHERE down the line were some cotton-picking, squirrel-shooting ranchers – you can take that to the bank!
He can’t blame Big Ag for this one because the Live Cattle futures contract at the CME is about a pure free-market as you get. Anyone can buy or sell futures based on their own opinions. Even Hillary Clinton!
In the end, it all comes down to supply and demand – and greedy fake ranchers like Clayton Tucker have been selfishly shrinking their herds to artificially jack up prices for consumers, obviously! Talk about GREEDY!!!
Did I type “cunt” again? I meant “AUNT.” I’m not sure why my finger always slips over on that word when describing rabid left-wing, elitist hypocrite Carol Garner Doughty of Lenox Massachusetts.
Anyways, I have been enjoying thinking of that old witch freezing her ass off in 15-degree weather for the next two weeks.
It brought me joy thinking of her shitty Prius and Tesla sliding all over the black ice and crashing into trees. Of her berating her cuckold “white guys for Harris” husband about their wood pellet stove not keeping the house warm enough for her bony ass. About her slipping down the icy stairs and breaking her hip.
Unfortunately, crazy cunt Carol and her cuckold have apparently scurried back to “violent, bloody” Texas that they were so embarrassed to be a part of 5 months ago to cheat Old Man Winter.
“We hate Texas! Except when it’s cold up north…then we run back there like pussies”
She was all excited to wear her new spiked boots, too! Whatever the hell those are.
Like all pussy hypocrite liberals, the minute things got slightly uncomfortable, all that ‘save the world’ shit goes right out the window.
So the same two morons who are petrified of “global warming” and were all smug and superior about moving north to Massachusetts to escape it (yes, cuckold Jeff posted about that very thing) are now running back here to Texas with their tails between their legs to keep warm.
[Here is a stat for all you global-warming morons: cold weather kills about TEN TIMES more people than hot weather. Fact. It is especially hard on old, frail people…like Carol and Jeff. Which is why so many scumbag New Yorkers have moved to and ruined my beloved home state of Florida.]
What ABSOLUTE weak-ass, hypocritical scumbag pussies. Nauseating. I can see why her son is such a weakling and failure with them as role models.
Son who is still in school at age 27 collecting letters after his name is looking for a cushy DEI job.
I wonder where they are staying while in Austin? After all, they sold their mansion and their son is still a “college boy” at age 27. I also doubt any of their friends could tolerate Crazy Cunt Carol in their house for more than 90 minutes.
My guess is that cuckold husband Jeff will be pulling his wallet out for an expensive hotel or AirBnB for the next 7-10 days.
This is how the far-left, elitist 1% live: they tell you to get rid of fossil fuels and live like a caveman, but THEY can spend $10,000 on air fare and hotels to go live in a warmer state for a week or two to avoid any unpleasantness.
Of course, many very stupid Germans who live in Texas spend their time telling us how much better Germany is than the United States. A child could see that is not true, but many of these dummy krauts are not even as smart as a child.
Dummy krauts like Christine Seefeldt (a real estate broker in Killeen who is likely only in this country because she spread her legs for an American military man stationed in Germany) like to bash America whenever they can and tell us we need more socialism, more Joe Bidens and less Trump.
Of course, these same dummy krauts have been in the United States for over 25 years and STILL cannot write or speak proper English, so their opinions mean nothing.
I once again make my offer to buy dummy kraut Tina Seefeld a first-class ticket to Germany if she promises to never set foot in the United States again.
As we begin a new year and our local socialist approaches his 34th birthday while still living at home with his mother, let’s all have yet another belly-laugh at his incredible hypocrisy:
Nobody actually advertises for $7.25/hr jobs, you fucking moron.
This is a lie, of course. It has nothing to do with “willingness” to pay a helper. It has to do with there not being enough work out there on grandpa’s pretend ranch to keep another person busy. Also, I doubt mom will pay for another person out there when Clayton has so much free time on his hands that he is able to go to 27 conventions and democrat pow-wows per year!
I can see it now:
“Mom! You need to hire someone else to help me take pictures of goats out there at grandpa’s property!”
I don’t believe that “another opportunity came up” bullshit for one minute. The way the grapevine tells it, she took one look at the Business Pork project (a.k.a. Talbert’s Folly) and said “no way I can fill that piece of shit” and bolted.
But let’s say for a minute it IS true that “another opportunity came up” and she split after 30 days. I’d say the blame for that fuckup falls squarely on the shoulders of Talbert and her cronies at the LEDC. Why? Because according to Sid Ball three months ago, Talbert, Erwin and Monroe “spent five hours interviewing candidates” for the EDC position. And Poche was their final decision? A woman who had a history of quitting jobs over and over again? Something I pointed out immediately after she was hired.
Some lady who looks like she could be Monroe’s older sister, with health problems, and who has a history of quitting this same job after less than a year in TWO different cities?? Sounds like a final “fuck you” from TJ Monroe on her way out the door. Kind of like Biden torpedoing Kamala in the final days.
They must REALLY be scaping the bottom of the barrel to go with this lady. I’ll bet you $100 she doesn’t even last 18 months here.
Funny. Talbert sneers at me as a “keyboard warrior.” But somehow, the Keyboard Warrior with ZERO EDC experience knew Poche was a shitty pick when the entire “expert” LEDC board who has been there for 13 years did NOT see it.
That’s because Talbert is trailing me by about 42 IQ points, I think.
Here we are, only THREE DAYS into a new year and President Talbert already has more egg on her face with her Business Pork debacle on the FRONT PAGE of the local newspaper.
What a total embarrassment.
I guess that $971,000 she pilfered from the City for her Business Pork Project wasn’t such a “great ROI” after all.
That means “fix the damn grid!” in Spanish. His name is something like Claytonito Tuckerasto….
Must be all the damn greedy Republicans running the island who fucked things up.
There were zero outages that winter. Or any other one after the 2021 upgrades to our grid. A grid weakened by pinwheels and green morons.
Oh wait…
Puerto Rico is run by “progressives” – which is the fancy, modern term for “scumbag socialist.” The very same party that Clayton Tucker belongs to here in the United States.
Grade A moron.
Shitlibs ruin every single thing they touch. These socialists are all weak men who failed at everything they tried in the real world. So they go into politics filled with envy and incompetence while looking to make someone pay for their own failures, which is not a good combo.
Many of them are also physically short, weak and doughy.
See: Greg Casar, Bernie Sanders, Clayton Tucker, etc.
I wondered why the City’s bill for the annual TML Conference was almost twice as high as usual this year (close to $10,000 [see page 32] versus $4,500 in past years).
Douchebag essentially steals $1,500 from City on his way out the door.
Well it turns out that BOTH Finley AND Ward felt the need to go this year – even though they were both resigning/retiring just days after the event. The cost to attend this moronic junket was $400 per person this year – and another $1,100 per person for hotels.
I have taken shits upon the TML Conference in the past and will continue to do so. I’m sure Finley will tell you he learned a lot at those things over the last 12 years, attending seminars like “How to Blow $93,000 on Your A/V System And Get Away With It,” “How To Waste $7.5 Million on an Empty Business Park Goat Pasture!” and “Pissing Away Millions On A New City Council Chamber!“
The kicker: the TML Conference is always held on weekdays only (Wednesday, Thursday and Friday) so that hard-working parasites like Ryan Ward don’t waste a weekend on that bullshit, but get to miss “work” back in Lampasas for it. What a deal!!
Hopefully, he gets fired from his new job in Santa Fe for being an utter incompetent scumbag.
For those interested, the expense document can be downloaded here…
Of course, you could argue that it doesn’t really matter how much money you have when your candidate and your ideas suck so badly. Kamabla blew over a BILLION DOLLARS and still got her ass kicked hard.
Then, as icing on the cake, she fucked over all her workers. BAHAHAHAHAHA.
You mean like Kamabla did? The moron you voted for?? LOL!!
