You Can All Relax Now. Potato Head Fitzharris Is Going To Get To The Bottom Of The Water Problem In Lampasas! Thank Goodness!

Finally, a keen mind has taken up this cause! A person who is the epitome of logic, reason and critical thinking. The kind of sharp analytical mind that believed a cloth mask would stop an aerosolized virus and DEMANDED everybody wear one!

The kind of rational and thoughtful person who blindly injects herself with an untested ‘vaccine’ for a minor cold virus and ends up injuring herself.

LOL.

Ladies and gentlemen….I give you…Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris!

Thank goodness the woman who has lived here for barely a year thought to call TCEQ! Probably NOBODY who has lived in Lampasas for many years ever thought to do that! Truly, hers is a dizzying intellect. The kind of dizzying intellect who was easily convinced that cops were running around murdering black men at a high rate for no apparent reason (they weren’t).

The kind of wizard who saw Joe Biden slurring his words, falling down and rambling incoherently for three years straight and said “that’s just a stutter, you meanie!”

In short, a total buffoon.

I can just about guarantee you that the “burning sensation” she thinks she feels in the shower is psychosomatic. I know this because well over 50% of liberal women are mentally ill. It’s science.

She just SO badly wants to be “on a team” and be part of the group, she’ll glom onto anything and pretend like she’s suffering too. She did it with BLM, she did it with Covid and masking, she did it with ‘vaccines’ and she did it with the ‘misinformation’ censoring bullshit.

In short, she has a tiny, weak mind that is easily broken and manipulated.

Poor potato head is “spending a small fortune” on bottled water! Sure you are, sweetie! Didn’t you sell your Austin mansion for close to a million dollars and then buy your mom’s house here for like $250,000? Seems like you probably have a bit left over.

I know you spent a pile of money doing a renovation on that house AND you likely threw a chunk of money at your mom’s ridiculous tea party a couple weeks ago, but I doubt you have trouble spending $1.30 for a gallon of distilled water at Walmart.

Water that USED to be 99 cents for many, many years by the way – until fucking morons like you voted Joe Biden and Kamala Harris into office.

Poor baby has to spend $30 a month on drinking water from Wal-Mart! She DEMANDS restitution! LOL. Maybe you can throw a tea party to raise the funds for that, eh?

Dunce.

Anyway, you can all rest easy now that we have her bulbous, potato-shaped cranium hard at work on this seemingly intractable water problem!

Socialist Bodaggit Who Hates Big Corporations Strolls Around His Commie BBQ Sipping Large Starbucks.

Local socialist Clayton Tucker is very proud that he got 120 deadbeats to come and mooch free food off of him!

You can even see Ohio/Austin locust Janet “Crazier” Crozier in there showing her support for socialism and the further destruction of America!

Every one of these people supports the destruction of America.

You’d think a person who left Ohio because it sucks and then left Austin Texas because it was “too expensive” would learn her lesson and stop trying to shit in her new nest.

You’d be wrong. In fact, one of the FIRST THINGS that dummy Crozier did when she infested Lampasas was start badgering City council for an expensive new recycling program – so she could help fuck up her new town, too!

Potato Head did the same thing! She ditched Austin after Marxists like herself turned it into a hellhole and then infested Lampasas.

Crozier and her microcephalic daughter Potato Head Fitzharris are BIG supporters of local socialist Comrade Clayton.

Fitzharris supported socialist Clayton Tucker for City council in 2021.

Dummies like Janet Crozier and Stephanie Fitzharris cannot WAIT to vote for a dyed-in-the-wool socialist who has helped wreck the country with open borders and soft-on-crime DAs for the last four years….because “muh vagina” or something.

As you can see, about 80% of the population of the BBQ is old ladies.

But wait a tick….what’s this?!?!?

Is that Comrade Clayton drinking a STARBUCKS COFFEE?!?

Comrade Clayton spends a good deal of his time whining and complaining about wildly overpaid CEOs and how the Big Corporations are hurting mom and pop! It’s all he yammers about!

He even lied recently about hanging out at the “local” coffee shop as part of his bullshit “working man” act!

But clearly he didn’t mean REAL local coffee shops like Mojo or Alamo. No, those are an extra three blocks of driving from mom’s house where he lives in the upstairs bedroom.

No, there he is – spending money on overpriced sugar coffee from STARBUCKS! The $100 billion dollar company listed on the NYSE! Guess how much THEY “overpay” their CEO??

The ONE THING you can do if you hate something about a company is to NOT SPEND MONEY on them. It’s the reason I never buy Apple products or spend a dime on Disney shit. Other than that, I don’t give shit how much Apple pays their employees or the CEO or how overpriced their shitty iPhones are. I’ll never own one. I’d certainly never waste my breath complaining about it since it doesn’t affect me one bit.

But THIS imbecile Clayton Tucker blows piles of money on Amazon products, Apple iPhones, iMacs and air pods and Starbucks and then he whines on social media about how overpaid their CEOs are! What a fucking MORON!! Not to mention a total hypocrite.

At least now we know how he gets so doughy and pear-shaped! It’s all those 500-calorie Starbucks fag drinks like pumpkin latte mocha shit with whipped jizz on top. Just like the other ladies order.

We Call These Failed Eggs “Claytons.”

Every now and then when we hatch out some eggs, we get one of these “Claytons,” as my daughter likes to call it.

It starts with a pip and they get a little bit out into the real world, but then they get stuck. They can’t leave the egg.

She wants so badly to help the little bird get out, but I tell her you can never do that. Mother nature is wise and if that little guy can’t get out on his own then he’s just too weak and inferior and needs to die. So we watch the little guy struggle and rock his little egg back and forth, but eventually it stops rocking with him inside and he dies.

I explain to her that we can’t let him pass his weak genes on to the next generation of birds. Plus he’ll probably get beat up by the other birds and pecked to death. It’s actually cruel to let him live.

It would be like a human mom letting her little bird (son) stay in the eggshell (her house) for 34 years and foolishly keeping that bird alive though her extraordinary measures and constant help when in reality, that bird can never make it on his own.

The longer you support him, the more helpless he becomes.

Hard times (struggling out of the shell) create strong birds, you see…

Weak birds create hard times. We are seeing that now as weak and corrupt men destroy the country and socialism is on the rise among those weak men.

Now pardon me while I go toss that Clayton into the garbage can. It’s becoming malodorous.

Hopefully, This Will Happen To Carol Garner Doughty.

How about a happy story to start the week off?

They just never, ever, ever learn.

When the third-world illiterates start beating people savagely, I can only hope they are beating on people who deserve it for letting them in in the first place: libtards.

Better them than my wife or daughter or mom. Fuck em.

Amateur Hour.

Most of the parasites infesting the Biden/Harris administration have absolutely no real-world experience in business.

Economists Stephen Moore and Jon Decker have analyzed the work records and résumés of the top 66 officials who deal with economic policy, regulation, commerce, energy and financeand found 58 percent have virtually no business experience.

That includes Biden, Harris and Vice Presidential nominee Walz,none of whom has worked off the public teat. (A dubious tale Harris once told about working at McDonald’s while in college doesn’t count.)

Moore and Decker found that the average business experience of administration appointees is only 3.1 years and the median years of business experience is a big fat zero.

“The vast majority of the Biden-Harris economic/commerce team members are professional politicians, lawyers, academics, community organizers, or government employees.”

Only 12% of Biden-Harris appointees have extensive business experience, defined as 10 or more years in the private sector.

“Amateur Hour” is an update of a similar report Moore and Decker produced in 2022, but this time they have focused on six of Harris’ economic and finance advisers and found they have a “disturbingly low level of business/finance background . . .

“The total number of years of business experience for these top six staffers was 14.

“They combined for an average of 2.3 years and, once again, the median was zero years.”

Only one of the top six Harris appointees, her chief of staff, Lorraine Voles, had extensive business experience and only two had any business experience at all.

The average business experience of Biden-Harris appointees is well behind the record of President Donald Trump’s cabinet officials during his last year in office, who had an average of 13 years of business experience.

Buttplug-in vehicles?

“If history is any guide, it is likely that if Kamala Harris is elected president, many if not most of the Biden top officials will have positions of power in her administration — though possibly in different appointments and agencies …

“Based on the personnel that Harris has surrounded herself with, we would expect a continuation of the anti-business agenda that we have seen under Biden — and perhaps worse.”

Without management experience or economic competence, key officials in the administration have bungled their portfolios.

The authors single out Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, the former small town mayor of South Bend, Indiana, who has presided over a $6 billion program to build half a million electric vehicle stations — which has produced fewer than 20.

Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm, the former Michigan governor, “has had a hard time with reporters even citing very basic energy statistics that calls into question her familiarity with the critical national energy issues she is overseeing.”

Granholm has said that she doesn’t have “a magic wand” to deal with rising gasoline and home heating costs, but her department has “helped kill vital pipelines and energy production and drilling facilities that could [help] alleviate the crisis.”

Secretary of Health and Human Services Xavier Becerra, a lawyer with little business or health care experience “botched the billion-dollar program for free COVID testing kits and has de-emphasized treatments for COVID that could have saved lives.”

Many Biden-Harris officials seem to be more interested in pursuing progressive social policies objectives than in expanding the economy, the authors say.

Remember All The Libshit Propaganda Four Months Ago About Grids Failing and Huge Hurricanes? Yeah, None Of That Happened.

It’s important to keep pointing out all the ridiculous shitlib predictions that don’t come true. This helps them lose credibility in the future in the eyes of the average Joe.

Back around May (when we were getting the most rain we’d had in a May in 130 years despite libshits freaking out last year that it would never rain again) all the greentards were wigging out that there “was a 30% chance of blackouts and grid failures this summer!!!”

ERCOT Warns of Brownouts This Summer in Forecast of Power Grid Demand

Never happened. Not even close.

Retarded liberals started yammering their mantra: “Fix the damn grid! Fix the damn grid!” even though personally, my electricity hasn’t flickered once in the 3.5 years since that event. That’s because a bunch of white guys who lean right politically are in charge of important shit like this, thank god.

There was no crisis. And the hottest days are behind us. That is DESPITE the wind not blowing for many, many days in August…leaving our billions of dollars spent on pinwheels totally wasted.

THEN we were told that this hurricane season would be SUPER ACTIVE! With “17 to 25 named storms!”

So far we have had 5. Oops.

Why has hurricane season been quiet lately?

I’m sure the dummy libs will find a way to blame the quiet hurricane season on global warming and then tell us that it’s BAD we don’t have more hurricanes! Because they are retarded like that.

Hype:

Reality:

Strong hurricanes? Global warming

Weak hurricanes? Global warming

No hurricanes? Global warming

Hot today? Global warming

Cold today? Global warming

Raining too much? Global warming

Drought? Global warming

Socialist Dummy Wants Government To Bungle More Stuff.

If Trump wins this November, one of the greatest results will be seeing that fudge-packing idiot Pete Buttplug get tossed out on his ear.

BAHAHAHAHAHA. High-speed rail. The favorite green boondoggle of libtards everywhere. I’ve lost track of how many hundreds of billions have been wasted on this bullshit since I was in college 35 years ago. Still nothing to show for it anywhere…

California mocked over high-speed rail bridge to nowhere

Despite some progress, state’s high-speed rail is $100 billion short and many years from reality

Come to think of it, Comrade Clayton Tucker HIMSELF is kind of like the high-speed rail of his family: costs them a bunch of money and never works.

How has government-run Amtrak done all these years?

Amtrak has NEVER ONCE made money in all their years of existence…

Amtrak Concedes Perpetual $1 Billion/Year Operating Losses

And they lost $833 million JUST SELLING FOOD! Morons!!

Amtrak Managed to Lose $833 Million Selling $9.50 Hamburgers

By all means, Buttplug… let’s have a big, steaming pile of more Big Government please!

How are all the OTHER Biden Big Government projects working out?? Let’s look at some headlines….

But shitbirds like Clayton Tucker of Lampasas don’t care about massive costs or zero benefits. Because, like his home life, they never foot the bill. YOU do.

Let’s put these same idiots in charge of medical care, too! Great idea!

P.S. – I notice that when Comrade Clayton himself travels to his many useless rallies and conferences, he ALWAYS flies! Never once has he taken a train. Hmmmmm. Like when he went to Washington D.C., instead of flying he could have taken the train! It only costs $2000 and takes two days! What a deal!!

Listeria Outbreak At Boar’s Head Plant. Who To Blame?

So a bunch of people have gotten sick and a few have died due to tainted deli meat from Boar’s Head. Comrade Clayton is a socialist moron, so he knows who to blame immediately: Trump! You know…the guy who has been out of office for nearly four years! It begs the question of why Biden didn’t just roll back the Trump rollbacks during his last 3.5 years in office.

Wait a second, Comrade! I thought blaming people and doling out punishment was something only those horrible, meanie right-wingers did!!

According to Big-Government-loving socialists like Comrade Clayton, the answer to EVERYTHING is to hire more government morons to solve it.

But wait a minute….

In a weird coincidence, over the last couple years Boar’s Head was VERY vocal about how committed they are to hiring third-world illiterate illegal retards who are flooding into our country. The third-world illiterates usually come from places that wipe their asses bare-handed and shit in the street. Gee…I wonder if THAT had anything to do with the unsanitary conditions!

Yes, hiring Pajeet works so very well, doesn’t it? When you hire third-world, expect third-world results….

So Trump “rolls back the clock” in America’s meat plants 5 years ago, according to the article. But this outbreak just happened a couple months ago. Strangely, it has only been the last 2 or 3 years that we have been heavily flooded with third-world illiterates from shit holes like Haiti and India where indoor plumbing is basically unheard of. Hmmm. Very curious!

OH – and it a final bit of irony, the idiot who Comrade Clayton replaced four months ago as secretary of the Texas Farmer’s Union was a guy name Gaylon Amonett, and guess who HE was?

That’s right. Gaylon was one of those government inspectors who Comrade Clayton thinks hung the moon and can do no wrong.

You couldn’t invent a better script if you tried. Nobody would ever believe it.

Trump is right to roll back regulations at the federal level. The federal government has SPECIFIC enumerated powers. Food safety is not one of them. Therefore, it is left to the STATES thanks to the 10th Amendment. Each state has their own departments – we don’t need a federal one. End of story.

Trump is right. Comrade Clayton is wrong once again. Trump wants the border secure and Comrade Clayton wants it open. If third-world illiterates are poisoning the food supply, morons like Comrade Clayton are to blame…not Donald Trump.

Don’t Forget To Hit Up Lampasas Socialists On Monday For Free Food!

The Lampasas Socialist Party will be giving away free bbq on Monday!

Entry is free. We do ask for a $15 suggested donation for food, however, if you are on a fixed or limited income, this donation can be waived.

So, my suggestion to all patriotic, America-loving citizens of Lampasas is to show up at noon and inform them you are on a limited income. After all, it is a SUGGESTED donation. Take their suggestion under consideration and then ignore it entirely.

Eat as much as you can. Stuff yourself with BBQ and ice cream and don’t bother talking to any communists. Don’t even thank them. Just demand more free food when you are done with the first round. If they whine, tell them that food is a basic human right and you will not be denied that right.

Then complain about the ice cream flavor being shit.

Then you leave. Do not bother listening to any communist drivel or speakers. Just devour the resources and walk away. That’s what they are doing to America. Time for some payback.

P.S – since Comrade Clayton is supposedly a rancher now, will he be providing all the meat for this BBQ? Wouldn’t that make sense? How about it, comrade? You donating some briskets from RX Ranch?!? Maybe some hamburgers?

It sure would be good advertising: all meat has been donated by RX Ranch! Especially considering you STILL don’t have your website up to sell meat a full NINE MONTHS after you promised it!

Retard.

History Lesson for Shitlibs.

I’ve been seeing a LOT of this sentiment making the rounds lately. The moronic point being that since you don’t have $100 million yourself, who cares if the rapacious socialist state is going to steal 25% of unrealized gains on those who do:

Ho ho ho! So funny! It is to laugh!

I’ve got some good jokes too in the same vein:

“I’m not a jew so what do I care if the Nazis gas the jews! Fuck em!”

“I’m not black, so who cares if the cops are shooting black guys!” (not a true statistic, but I’m making a point)

“I never buy Boar’s Head deli meat, so fuck those idiots who are! Who cares if they die from listeria! Ho ho ho!”

Right Comrade?? (We’ll get to Boar’s Head in the next post).

If you actually think the government is going to stop at $100 million, you are an imbecile of biblical proportions. Soon enough it will be $50 million. Then $10 million. Then $5 million – which (thanks to inflation) will be the “value” of your own house before you know it and you’ll be paying a national property tax on it every year.

Why? Because at that point the shitlibs have ALREADY granted the government the notion that it’s OK to steal like this – and from then on, it’s just a matter of haggling over the levels.

How do I know it’ll go down like this? Because that is EXACTLY how it went down with the income tax. Here is some history for the shitlibs:

Gold was valued at a fixed exchange rate of $20.67/oz in 1916. The average annual income was roughly $600. A single household earner was able to produce that income.

In other words, a typical husband earned 30 ounces of gold per year.

The income taxwas sold to voters as a very modest tax on wealthy households, applied only to incomes over $3,000.00 at a rate of 1%. People who earned more than the equivalent of 150 ounces of gold per year paid 1% of income in excess of that amount.

(Had incomes kept up with gold, those 30 ozs per year would translate to roughly $75,000 in today’s dollars with gold at $2,500/oz. Unfortunately, they have not kept up. The average salary today is roughly $60,000 or 24 ounces, i.e. 20% below what it was all those decades ago.)

If the IRS had indexed the original threshold income tax to gold, only those earners above $360,000/year would be paying income tax today. The sad reality is that NOW, anyone with adjusted gross income must pay, and the income tax rates begin at 10% – not 1%.

Those considered wealthy as defined in 1913 pay at least a 35% rate now...or THIRTY-FIVE TIMES HIGHER than when they sold this idea to Americans.

Read that again: the way they sold it back then was a ONE PERCENT TAX on people earning over $360,000 in today’s terms. Now look at the abomination it has become today. You can bet that back in 1915 there were envious, socialist scumbags saying the SAME THING they are saying today: “I don’t make over $360,000 so who cares? Fuck em! Soak em!!” – and now we’re ALL getting bent over.

[And don’t forget that 43 U.S. states have their own income taxes also, compounding the burden.]

Today’s system is far from what was sold to Americans. Kamala’s idiotic “wealth tax” is EXACTLY the same trick. Once the nose of the camel is under the tent, the rest of him comes in eventually.

But envious morons like Clayton Tucker don’t care about that. They will gladly destroy the future of America just to get “payback” NOW against those they (wrongfully) think have slighted them by succeeding.

Here is Clayton Tucker, Tina Seefeldt, Grady Lucas and Bruce Haywood summed up in a nutshell…it’s why they are chomping at the bit to steal from others: