Socialist Maggot Demands Everyone Work For Free.

Don’t you just love it when a socialist parasite starts quoting the bible in order to promote his own socialist religion which has killed over 100 million people throughout history?

There are multiple ironies here, as usual.

#1 – does your made-up rule about “putting people over profit” apply to Pfizer and other vaccine companies when it comes to the fake Covid vaccine that is currently killing hundreds of thousands of young people every year through heart problems and cancers? All for a “vaccine” we didn’t need because Ivermectin, HCQ and vitamin D could have done the same job for pennies? But instead those scumbags shut the truth down as “disinformation” so the drug companies could legally sell “emergency” vaccines that made them over $100 billion??

Even your local commie buddy Stephanie Fitzharris claims to have been injured by the vaccine!

Hoisted on her own petard. HAHAHAHA!!!

Former Big Pharma hater Clayton Tucker HIMSELF immediately dropped to his knees in 2021 and slurped Pfizer cock like a scared rabbit over a cold virus that had a 99.9% survival rate. That part is hilarious!!

Please do us all a favor, and go to Urgent Care TODAY and get many, many more Covid boosters, you fucking scumbag. I beg you to do it.

#2 – you like quoting the Ten Commandments? Here’s one: thou shalt not give false testimony. Hmm. Who do we know who has done THAT dozens of times in the last few years? Oh yeah….

Compulsive Liar Clayton Tucker Is At It Again! Is He Prepping For Another Run For Office? Please God Let It Be True.

Local Socialist Compulsive Liar Travels Through Time Again.

Why Is Lampasas Democratic Party Chairman Clayton Tucker Lying On FEC Contribution Forms?

“We’ve Always Been A Cattle Family” – Except That Time We Were Farmers.

He Wants To Be A Cowboy Baby!

#3 – One of the BIGGEST jumps in health care insurance premiums was due to your Messiah Obama and his shitty ACA. The very ACA that socialist morons like yourself demanded and applauded.

#4 – Comrade Clayton is demanding that nurses and doctors (who have spent MANY YEARS training for skilled positions) go ahead and work 12-hour shifts for free because he demands “free” care in every hospital. I happen to be married to a nurse. She leaves the house at 6am and gets home at 8pm and is on her feet all day dealing with blood, piss and shit. The kind of job Clayton Tucker wouldn’t last 2 hours doing. I wouldn’t last two hours either, but I’m also not the asshole blabbering about how healthcare should be “free.”

After all these years, you know what the most common thread is among most of her patients? They are FAT FUCKS. Probably 85% of the people she deals with are in there for problems related to obesity or a life of smoking – those are life choices, moron.

I’d be all for “free” healthcare as long as your BMI is under 27. If you can’t put down the pizza and ice cream, then fuck you. You made your bed, now lie in it.

GLUTTONY is one of the seven deadly sins, if I’m not mistaken, you bible-quoting douchebag.

Here is a thought: since Clayton Tucker “works” for free all year anyways by playing around on his grandpa’s ranch and taking goat pictures, why not do something USEFUL and go be a male nurse for free instead?? That way you are at least helping people all day instead of accomplishing absolutely nothing of value. There is also the added bonus of meeting some homosexual males nurses you might be able to date.

Apparently you are lucky enough to be in a position where you have no expenses since you live with mom and have no wife or kid – so why not go work three or four 12-hour nursing shifts per week at the local hospital cleaning bedpans and removing catheters, you dumb twat? Or wiping the ass of some 300-pound land whale like Bruce Haywood. We’ll see how you like socialism after a few weeks of that.


Did Poche Screw The Pooch Already?

The Word Overheard around town is that newly-hired Economic Development Director Mary Poche may already be on her way out the door – making her tenure a record-breaking 30 days long.

Did I say she wouldn’t last 18 months? I meant more like 18 days.

Besides having health problems, she probably walked in on Misti Talbert trying to explain how the whole Business Park thing was going to work and got scared off…..

Hostess House Debacle Not Only Over Budget But Now Apparently Eight Months Late As Well.

At last night’s City council meeting, we learned that the $2,270,000.00 “facelift” of the Hostess House is “in the thick of the interior electrical work and exterior stone matching with a scheduled completion date in August.“

Wait, what?? AUGUST??

That is a far cry from what we heard six months ago when this debacle was approved. The groundbreaking ceremony was back on June 26th of this year. The notice to proceed (NTP) was scheduled for July 1st“with a contracted time for substantial completion by 180 days.” [see page 113 City council packet]

By my math, that would mean around the first two weeks in January of 2025 – or about a month from now.

Originally, the whole idea was to have this thing done in time for the spring. You know, so they can rent it out for weddings, parties, etc.

But with this new date in August, they are going to miss ANOTHER eight months of the year – in addition to all the time THIS year it has been closed.

Of course, even if they rent it out all year round, they themselves admit they will only make about $12,000 to $15,000 per year on the deal. Which gives us a payback period of ($2.27mm/$15,000) approximately 151 years.

I think by that time, Erin Corbel will be about the same age as TJ Monroe.

What a great deal!!

Reminder of how it all started five years ago…..

Ho Ho Ho. Local Dummy Gets It 100% Backwards AGAIN.

Sometimes you have to laugh when someone gets their worldview EXACTLY opposite from reality. It happens non-stop with socialist Comrade Clayton (Covid, wind power, masks, etc) which is one of the reasons he still lives with his mom, but this one has to be a new winner:

This is funny because Comrade Clayton REALLY DOES believe in a bearded man who can provide “free” stuff to everyone! “Free” healthcare, “free” college education, “free” everything!

Karl Marx – the original bum who sponged off his parents.

You know who DOES believe in Trump? Millions of small business owners. People who are the engine of the American economy. I’m talking about REAL small business owners – not fake ‘ranchers’ who live with mom….

If 34-year-old Clayton Tucker had ever actually owned or ran a small business (or even WORKED for one!) in his life, he’d understand this. He’d understand how DESTRUCTIVE Obama and Biden have been between the regulations and taxes and other bullshit:

But he cant know, because he is a child who pretends to ranch. If he kills a bunch of goats, he asks mom for more. No worries. He heads out to grandpa’s property a couple times a week and takes pictures with the goats for old ladies. So he has no clue how the real world works.

REAL WORLD:

Real rancher gets up early, travels to markets, has a website to sell product, makes money and thanks their loyal customers:

PRETEND WORLD

Pretend ranchers sleep til 9:30am then spend all day yesterday (a PERFECT DAY to be outside working) begging for fake friends on Bluesky, which seems to really attract pedophiles for some reason…

Takei: homo who was accused of drugging and groping a 23-year-old man.

Unfortunately, you can’t pay the rent with “likes” on some shitty, pedophile-infested social media site, can you? No, you can’t.

Lampasas Democrat Party Chairman Clayton Tucker In Favor Of Castration and Mutilation Of Toddlers.

If there was ONE thing you’d think the shitlibs could agree with us on, it would be that children as young as 2 or 3 or 5 years old cannot POSSIBLY understand what transgenders are and shouldn’t even hear that fucking word or anything about it. That little kids and toddlers should NEVER be mutilated by their own parents. But you’d be wrong….

As you can see, the group of despicable clowns known as “Mothers Against Greg Abbott” think that Dustin Burrows (who is otherwise a moron but correct on this) is “attacking LGBTQ Texans” by coming out STRENUOUSLY against the insanity of 2-year-olds having their genitals mutilated and castrated by insane parents (usually the mother).

Lampasas Democrat Party Chairman Clayton Tucker, who is a self-described socialist, has reposted that sentiment and obviously agrees with it. It’s not the first time he has enthusiastically supported this disgusting shit either:

Chairman of Lampasas Democrat Party Comes Out In Favor Of Child Mutilation.

Utterly nauseating. Luckily, Comrade Clayton will never reproduce and subject his kid to shit like this. Which is a plus for society.

If you want to see something completely repulsive, do a search for “Chase Strangio” and prepare to lose your lunch when you see she is literally a circus freak: a bearded lady with a woman’s voice pretending to be a man. Absolutely stomach-turning.

Clayton Tucker is probably aroused by chicks who look like men with full beards, right buddy??

Fitzharris Bingo Card 2025

Well, that Clayton Tucker bingo card was so much fun, I decided to do another. And since the front page of today’s Dispatch has her Potato Head splattered all over it frightening readers, I decided to do one for California/Oregon/Austin transplant and far-left radical Stephanie Fitzharris.

Long-time readers will get the references for every single one of these squares!

You thought I forgot about that embarrassing $31 donation from last year? Never.

Nor the silly-assed screenplay pipe dream. Pitching to producers? LOL.

Life as a Diane Arbus Poster Child – An Autobiography

Biden Looking good.

“Somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive….” And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats…”

It was “just a stutter” though, right Potato Head??

“Breaking Up Big Ag Is My Top Priority…Except For Those 30 Years It Wasn’t Even On My Radar.”

Socialist birth defect Clayton Tucker is now 100% all-in on “breaking up Big Ag” now that he is a full time fake rancher and planning to get his ass kicked running for Texas Ag Commissioner in 2026.

But it wasn’t too long ago (BEFORE he invented the fake rancher persona) that he was just a regular run-of-the-mill trust fund dork and limo liberal socialist who demanded socialized medicine as his “number one issue.” Here is a questionnaire from just a few years ago when he ran against (and got his ass whipped by) Dawn Buckingham:

[Notice there is also no mention of being a rancher. He admitted here that he was an agitator for a communist front group called Our Revolution Texas (which is now defunct)]

So his number one issue is socialized medicine and his number two issue is destroying the economy by going 100% unreliable “renewable” energy like pinwheels and solar panels, which don’t work at night. His THIRD issue is “end the school-to-prison pipeline” – I don’t even know what that means, but I don’t see “break up Big Ag” anywhere on the list.

Brilliant!

Here is yet ANOTHER blurb where he gives us a chance to tell us how important “breaking up Big Ag” is to the world. Again, he fails to mention it, because he has not adopted the fake rancher persona yet. He instead is more concerned about ridiculous niche issues like “combatting maternal mortality” and ridiculously broad and impossible shit like “ending childhood hunger,” lol.

What an utter retard.

So the guy who can’t make a living for himself and still lives with mom thought he was going to end childhood hunger. The guy who can’t get a chick to talk to him and will never have a wife or a kid wants to “combat maternal mortality and suicide epidemics.”

BAHAHAHA!! Why not add “build a rocket and fly to the moon” as well, you scrote. That is probably more likely to happen than any of your other nonsense.