Thinks He’s Bernie Sanders? More Like Nerdy Flanders.

It finally hit me.

Comrade Clayton driving all over the state in his wind-up truck blabbering about “oligarchy!” is simply him being a copy-cat of his hero Bernie Sanders who is ALSO flitting all over the country yammering the exact same thing! LOL. I think HE thinks he’s like Bernie Sanders and preaching to huge crowds and shit! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

“Okilie garchily daddily doodly!”

[It also appears he’s glomming onto Ken Doll Scudder – who is actually an engaging speaker and able to fire up a crowd. I can see why he won state chair. Comrade Clayton? Terrible speaker who just repeats tired old lines and makes up fake “facts” on the fly.]

However, there are a few big, glaring differences between the Bernie Oligarchy Tour 2025 and the Comrade Clayton Pathetic Sad Tour of 2025:

Bernie is flying around in a private jet with a big-titted donkey-face communist.

Comrade Clayton drives around in a tiny wind-up truck all by himself…

While Bernie is farting around yammering nonsense to other idiots, he’s collecting a paycheck of $175,000 per year for doing nothing.

Comrade Clayton is getting $0 for driving around in circles all over Texas. His poor 69-year-old mom is home trying to keep Comrade Clayton’s pets alive so he can maybe sell one for $100 later this year.

Bernie has millions of dollars in the bank and three houses to show for bilking moron commies like Clayton Tucker who actually go out and buy his event tickets and books that bash capitalism. LOL.

Comrade Clayton has zero houses – at least until meemaw dies and leaves him one, maybe. He still lives with his mother, so I doubt he’s hiding fat stacks of millions in the bank.

Bernie Sanders speaks in front of crowds of thousands who can afford $700 tickets to Coachella.

Comrade Clayton stands up and stutters to 13 old people in a library who are just there because they are lonely or because they are fat, purple-haired shitlib losers who nobody else will talk to – and who will vote for commies no matter what…

ACTUAL Clayton Tucker fan. Not a joke.

Bernie Sanders managed to actually marry a woman and impregnate her four times. Granted, she is fucking disgusting-looking and is also a scumbag, but Bernie is clearly dipping his wick.

Comrade Clayton? No woman in sight…unless you count this:

Yes, it is a sad, sad little tour that Comrade Clayton finds himself on. His old lady fans aren’t even really clear on what the whole thing is about. They are still babbling about “our democracy” when the tune has been changed to “fighting oligarchy” – DUH!!

Beverly Pruitt is a very stupid old woman, clearly. Does she not know we ALREADY had an election back in November? Donald Trump was elected using a democratic process. He won the popular vote, won all the battleground states and won the electoral college. He kicked the living shit out of you. Just because you got your ass kicked doesn’t mean there was no “democracy,” you fucking half-wit.

It appears Comrade Clayton will spend the next few months pointlessly driving around Texas and giving his sputtering, nonsense-filled spiel to any old farts that will listen. Just another in a loooong line of non-income-producing, wheel-spinning activities by a socialist loser who wonders why others “have too much” and he has nothing.

AI Ned Flanders Tucker:

What can I ding-dong-diddly-do for you?

City Council Weakened As Dorothy Person Replaces Zac Morris.

“All you did was weaken the country today.” – Colonel Jessep

Bad news on the election front as Dorothy Person squeaked out a win over the blond chick who looked EXACTLY like Misti Talbert on her campaign signs – an unfortunate coincidence which quite frankly, could not have helped her much.

Dorothy has a lot of strikes against her from where I’m standing:

1) Has posted liberal garbage many times in her Facebook timeline.

    2) Is beloved by local far-left nutjob Stephanie Fitzharris as well as her loon of a mother, Janet – both of whom are shitlib transplants from liberal meccas CA, OR and Austin.

    3) Has spent her entire career working in local government – and will thus ALWAYS vote to raise salaries and benefits far more than a private sector city council member might.

    Basically, we have TJ Monroe back on City council again. Bad news.

    I better be careful. Last time I took a shit on an old lady joining our City government, she quit two weeks later and blamed me in the newspaper.

    Amarillo Dildo And Thrice-Failed Candidate For Office Makes Strongest Hints Yet He Will Foolishly Run For Ag Commissioner.

    Holy shit. He’s actually going to do it. It’s like watching one of those videos where a moron is mentally debating doing something totally retarded that will result in injury and you watch him slowly make up his mind to do it. Then this happens…

    That massive spark and corpse falling to the ground is emblematic of Clayton Tucker’s future run for Ag Commissioner.

    I, for one, cannot wait to bear witness to that debacle and to hand over about a dozen documented lies that Comrade Clayton has made over the last five years. Anything to keep a commie far away from holding any office in Texas.

    Here is what he wrote in his latest Shitstack….

    Some may say it’s time for a shake-up in the Texas Department of Agriculture. I know many of the folks I met in Amarillo are tired of the puppets parading as politicians we have in Austin (& DC). I know I am.

    I’ll wrap up with this. During the Panhandle Dems meeting, I told folks that we are in the age of oligarchy. But this isn’t the first time we’ve been here. Each time, progressive populists found the backbone within themselves to rise and speak out against the oligarchs and their cruelty.

    Those horribly cruel oligarchs! Taking our money we freely hand over for services and goods like Amazon, Tesla cars, Apple iPhones and other tech shit. The horror!! Making our life a little better during the free exchange of money for goods and services. Just awful. We should try to be more like Cuba or North Korea, clearly.

    Yes, just LOOK at all the Amarillans shouting and clamoring for a shake-up at the Department of Agriculture!! There must be at LEAST 14 of them in that city of 250,000! Incredible!

    That guy on the left I circled sure looks engaged reading his phone. The rest of them look so old and decrepit that I wouldn’t even count on them being alive by November 2026. They’re like “who is this clown yammering during our happy hour here?”

    I’m sure the county that went to Trump by almost a 3-1 margin is just dying to elect a socialist to a state office nobody cares about. Truly, Comrade Clayton has his finger on the pulse of the electorate!

    Socialist Goatwanker Now Injecting Himself Into Amarillo Political Scene – 900 Miles Round Trip From Mom’s House. Then Libels Sid Miller And Alex Fairly.

    You’d think the Chairman of the Lampasas County Democrats might expend most of his energy in the town of, you know, Lampasas. But you’d be wrong. The thrice-failed candidate who swore up and down he would turn rural Lampasas blue has clearly given up on that and is now wasting 14 hours round trip to fuck around and lose in….Amarillo.

    Oh man, socialist soyjak Clayton Tucker NEVER disappoints when it comes to making himself look like a clueless asshole and opening himself up to lawsuits – and his recent 900-mile trip to Amarillo and back is no exception.

    He wrote all about it in his recent Substack post. He’s miffed that a very rich local Amarillo guy (Alex Fairly) dares to throw a bunch of money into a PAC! Can you believe it?? Envious little boy Clayton is fuming about it:

    Alex Fairly is an Amarillo oligarch who is dumping untold sums of money into their local elections, from city council to county commission to state representative. He dumped $20 million into his political PAC just last year alone. Imagine the good he could do by donating his obviously-not-needed money to charities, such as local food banks, instead of trying to buy more power for himself.

    [Seeing as how the entire $20 million is STILL just sitting there and hasn’t been spent, and Alex has said publicly he may NEVER spend it, then he therefore hasn’t “dumped untold sums” into the election, now has he, you dipshit??]

    If dumping money into a PAC and letting it sit there instead of buying food for people sounds familiar, it ought to. It’s EXACTLY what Clayton Tucker himself did last year – except he publicly lied about trying to hand money to the Lampasas school system and then got publicly humiliated by me for it. Twice.

    Money just SITTING in Comrade Clayton’s PAC and NOT being used to pay down the Lampasas ISD debt! Douchebag!!

    Oh, and Alex has given TENS OF MILLIONS of dollars to West Texas A&M University. How many dollars have you given, Clayton? Oh that’s right. You still live with mom and try to sell goats for $100 each.

    Anyways, Comrade Clayton then goes on to essentially libel both Alex Fairly and Texas Ag Commissioner Sid Miller (not for the first time, I might add). Here’s what the little guy wrote:

    Oligarchy Alex didn’t like this,so he called his other puppet — Ag Commissioner Sid Miller. Miller effectively canceled up to $6 million in fundingfor The RANGE and their various projects, including water conservation, fire prevention, and more. Miller did this very sneakily by removing the entire line item from the TDA budget. Oligarchy Alex reportedly gave ol’ Sid about $50,000. Can anyone say quid pro quo?

    Oh, is that what you heard? You heard there was a $50k kickback that changed hands? You heard that, did you?

    You know what I heard? I heard Clayton Tucker likes to loiter around the public bathroom over there by the skate park a few blocks from mom’s house. I heard he waits for a hot, sunny day when dozens of men have used the toilets there and they are covered in hot, stale piss. Then I heard Clayton likes to sneak in there and lick it off the toilet seats while jerking himself off. That’s what I heard.

    But hey, it’s just what I heard. I can’t prove it or anything. Just what I heard.

    The most hilarious part about Clayton getting mad that Alex is fucking things up in the mayoral race in Amarillo is that the guy Clayton REALLY wants to win and who Clayton says is an AWESOME guy is Jason Herrick – who looks like an Asian John Candy….

    Who is Jason Herrick? Well, according to his own website:

    Jason Herrick is a local entrepreneur and business owner. He joined Pantera Energy Company, an independent Oil and Gas production and exploration company based in Amarillo, in 2001 when it had 4 employees and 90 wells. He has served as president since 2007and has grown the company into the largest panhandle-based natural gas producer with 54 employees and peaked at nearly 2000 operated wells.

    Yes, you are reading that right. The guy whose cock Clayton is sucking up there in Amarillo is an OIL AND GAS BUSINESSMAN!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA. Clayton Tucker, who despises fossil fuels and wants them all banned by 2030 is sucking the cock of Big Oil now. Outstanding. I couldn’t make up retardation like this if I was given 10 years and a million dollars.

    I love it.

    I’ll give you this, fuckface: you never fail to outdo yourself in the moron department. Keep it up!

    Wait, Tim Walz Is Still Going Out In Public After Last November? LOL.

    Yeah, white guys who like football, lol. In our town, it was more like white guys who like penis.

    “Halls of power” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good call.

    Socialist soyjak Clayton Tucker was a massive fan of Tim Walz. He actually PAID MONEY to put Waltz’s name on his head for like three months straight when he added it to his rancher costume. That’s like paying your buddy to Sharpie a cock and balls on your forehead and not washing it off for several months.

    It sure came off fast after the “rural guy” was obliterated last November. Then the Waltz hat went straight to the trash and the gay TFU hat came back out. BAHAHAHAHAHA. Hilarious.

    I hear Robert O’Rourke might be running for office AGAIN next year. Guess Comrade Clayton will be adding ANOTHER loser’s hat to his collection soon enough.

    More Massive Waste In Public Schools.

    If school vouchers will “take money away from public schools” who waste it on bullshit like this, then I’m all for it.

    What an absolute joke. Does OUR school district give “bonuses” to guys like “doctor” Chance Rascoe ON TOP of his already-bloated $220,000 salary? Because if they do, then fuck them too.

    Not too long ago, Lometa wasted $2 million on a new track then decided they had to cut their school week to four days, because “muh budget.”

    Fuck all these clowns. I hope the school vouchers allow the privately-run schools to destroy scumbags like this.

    Shitlibs On Tilt

    Democrats have spent the last 100 days:

    – Protesting in favor of waste, fraud, and abuse

    – Etching swastikas into each others’ Teslas

    – Firebombing Tesla dealerships

    – Making pilgrimages to El Salvador to sip margaritas with MS-13 gangbangers

    – Manufacturing four failed Signalgate hoaxes

    – Attacking Autism research

    – Fighting in court to keep foreign terrorists in the country

    – Crying about egg prices—despite an 87% drop

    – Distributing CCP propaganda videos

    – Infighting and scrambling to get rid of David Hogg

    – Delivering drug-fueled, aimless 25-hour Senate speeches

    – Recycling 83 year old Bernie Sanders

    City Has Spent Close To $100,000 On “Replacement PCs” Since 2021.

    Recently, there was yet another big charge ($18,285 – page 45) for “replacement PCs.” I have been reading the City monthly billing for many years now, and it sure seemed like I saw “replacement PCs” not too long ago. It seems to pop up an awful lot, actually.

    So I did a records request. I added it all up – and it was around $95,000.

    Here is one of the three documents produced…

    dELLDownload

    As a reminder, the City employs about 120 people, if I’m not mistaken. Not all of them need a computer. Not the guy who mows the lawns at the park or the guys turning wrenches out in the field at the pool or the power lines. Yeah, there’s probably a few at the library for the bums to use. But that still seems very high.

    How many desk jockeys are there at City Hall? I’d ask the City secretary but I’d have to wait 10 business days. I’d guess maybe 50. Throw in the golf course and dog pound, and that accounts for a few more computers.

    But seriously – a good computer can be had for $400 quite easily. Theoretically LESS when you are making bulk purchases using Finley’s magic “buy board” bullshit, no??

    They should last at LEAST 6 years. The one I’m typing on now is six years old and perfectly fine.

    (A “Consumer Behavior Survey” published by the Cabinet Office in June 2023 revealed that the average usage period for PCs is 7.7 years, with 56.7% of users replacing their PCs due to “hardware failure.”)

    I’ll be conservative and say $500 per computer. So we’re talking nearly 200 computers in the last 4 years! I’m not even including all the expensive “Toughbooks” the cops have to buy – this is just “replacement PCs” as listed on the billing orders.

    Seems like an awful lot!

    Oh, and right before that, they spent $11,000 in 2019 (22 computers) and ANOTHER $11,000 in 2020 (22 computers).

    Are people spilling coffee on these things every year? Are they walking off with them when they retire? Does the bloated IT Department have a “use it or lose it” budget so they keep buying computers when they don’t need them?

    All good questions.

    Some Info For The Anti-School-Voucher Dummies.

    Here are a few articles for the dummies who think the government-run schools don’t need any competition….

    The Average Cost of Public School Education Is 58 Percent More Than Private School

    Private Schools Excelling as Public Schools Fall, Test Shows

    World Bank report claims private schools are better than public schools in Nigeria

    You’ll notice that the dummies screaming out against vouchers are either (1) weirdo commie losers like Clayton Tucker who has no kids and doesn’t even pay property taxes or (2) shitty public school teachers who are going to get left in the dust when any competition is introduced. Good teachers have nothing to worry about.