Time to start rooting out the Deep State scum. Hopefully, a few trials end with well-deserved hangings for treason. Enjoy the next FOUR YEARS (and probably 12) you scumbags!!!
I can’t decide if my favorite part is Pete Hegseth firing all the woke twats infesting the military or the ICE raids Homan will start in Chicago tomorrow morning. Tough call. I REALLY hope we get to see some mayors in handcuffs but I doubt they have the balls. They are all weasels hiding behind spokespeople and lawyers.
I’m not generally in favor of the Feds banning anything but I’m all for this ban because (1) shitlibs will implode more and (2) maybe they will get a job now and stop whining about how they can’t afford anything and (3) there is ZERO doubt the Chinks use this thing to push tranny bullshit and other propaganda and collect data surreptitiously.
I told my wife a year ago I’d prefer she wipe that stupid app off her phone permanently. I’ll never understand it. Total time suck that adds ZERO to society.
Holy shit. Real life seems to surpass anything the most demented screen writer could come up with when it comes to blue-haired shitlib losers going insane over Trump…
"11 ways to avoid spiraling on Inauguration Day" includes "forest bathing" and communal crying.
It’s a shame that Crazy Aunt Carol and Potato Head have both blocked me. I’d love to see them crying and tearing their hair out over Trump getting sworn in. Crazy Carol was shaken and rattled just because a truck with a Trump sticker pulled up next to her! LOL.
It’s too bad we don’t treat useless, old, mentally damaged humans the way the Eskimos used to: put them on an iceberg and shove them out to sea. Carol Garner Doughty would be a prime candidate for “iceberging,” if you ask me.
A few weeks ago, I said I hoped the NE got one of those “coldest in a generation” winters so Carol Garner Doughty would suffer. Looks like God is answering me! He hates commies too.
If the world was a fair place, anyone who has been demanding pinwheels and solar panels be used to run the world would have their gas and electricity shut off and get handed a little pinwheel to keep them warm for the next week. Then all the idiots like Doughty and others would freeze to death and be removed from the gene pool. They would all be turned into cuntsicles…
Apparently it’s not going so well in Germany either. The socialists over there shut down all the clean, efficient nuke plants and their pinwheels aren’t turning very much right now in the dead of winter. So the dummy krauts are importing electricity from France (all nuclear) at a HUGE markup. BAHAHAHAHAHA. Fools.
As Washington gears up for a weekend of inaugural galas and balls marking President Trump’s return to the White House — his haters are having a pity party.
Newly unemployed House “Squad” members Jamaal Bowman and Cori Bush will be headlining their own inaugural celebration, sponsored by the far-left nonprofit, CodePink.
Bowman and Bush — who were both ousted in primaries last year by moderate Democrats — will be joined by a murderer’s row of far-left propagandists including Angela Davis, and DEI grifter Ibram X. Kendi.
Codepink, a nonprofit catering to the progressive cat-lady wing of the Democratic party, is most famous for ambushing members of Congress and peppering them with far-left demands.
Sounds like it’ll be off the hook!! I’m surprised Comrade Clayton isn’t flying to D.C. to join the other losers and haters of America. I imagine it would look something like this…..
Jugdish, Medhi Hasan, Clayton Tucker, other assorted dorks
Wait wait wait wait……lemme just get this straight…
Clayton Tucker is trying to dunk on Donald Trump?
Clayton Tucker who:
Lives with mom at age 34.
Was handed property, sheds, cattle panels, dozens of animals and a tractor by the four generations of fake ranchers before him and STILL can’t make a living as a “rancher” with beef prices at historical highs.
Is literally sitting in a barn on a Friday night taking selfies with a male goat he named “Cinnabon.”
Is same-sex goat marriage legal in Texas?
Lost every single campaign he ever ran – including City council and state senator. And none of them were even close.
Has never been seen in the company of a female human outside of his commie meetings with Kristi Lara, a bloated pig from Dallas.
‘Worked’ for a commie organization that failed not long after he joined it.
Is dunking on TRUMP?!? Trump who:
Won the very first political office he ever ran for in his life – and it happened to be president.
Got cheated out of a second term but then CAME BACK and won non-consecutive terms for only the second time in American history.
Is the most famous and recognizable person on the entire planet.
Was shot in the face but immediately jumped up and put his fist in the air like a boss.
Worth billions.
Has banged and married numerous smoking hot females like Melania Trump.
Has produced a bunch of smart, good-looking and successful kids – kind of the OPPOSITE of liberal fuckups like Hunter Biden and Kamabla Harris’s hideous, loser stepdaughter.
Is that about it? And Clayton Tucker has the nerve to try and take a shit on Trump???
Isn’t that just like Comrade Clayton? Always fighting the last battle. He’s totally oblivious to the reality that the free market has ALREADY raised wages up to the $15/hr he was just crying about a couple years ago.
He just can’t sleep at night knowing that the numbers “7.25” are printed somewhere on a sheet of paper in a government drawer, collecting dust. But he totally misses that the world has moved on and that there are $15 and $20/hr jobs all over the place now. He’s like one of those “Japanese holdouts” after WWII who refused to believe they had lost the war and just kept running around the jungle for the next 28 years wasting their life.
Comrade Clayton has wasted 34 years and counting….
Here is the most hilarious part: the library is LITERALLY NEXT DOOR to Clayton’s mom’s house where he lives upstairs. He could walk about 50 steps every day, ‘work’ a few hours (in air-conditioned comfort), and have an extra $15,000 in his pocket every year. We KNOW he has a lot of spare time on his hands, because he is constantly wasting entire days going to conventions, commie meet-and-greets, and posing for useless photos down in Austin Texas.
With that $15,000, he could EASILY buy health insurance for himself. But instead he’d rather sit in mom’s upstairs bedroom, earn $0/hr and whine like a bitch on Facebook about how the minimum wage is only $7.25 while a job paying 80% more than that is just a few steps away. LOL. Talk about irony! Talk about a lazy, entitled asshole!
A few months ago it probably didn’t seem real to the shitlibs. It was just a bad dream. Trump was re-elected but SURELY something would stop him from ACTUALLY taking office, right? That twat Raskin would make it all better. He’d forbid an “insurrectionist” from actually being certified, right? Or Kamabla would refuse to certify. Or that piece of shit Merchan would throw him in jail or something.
But none of that happened. Kamabla kneeled down like a good bitch and certified Trump like she was told to do.
That big INAUGRATION DAY is sitting on your calendar like a root canal appointment. It seemed really far away before so you could pretend it wasn’t going to ever get here.
But now it’s 72 hours away…and the shitlibs are starting to work themselves into a tizzy yet again. It’s fucking awesome….
Artist’s rendition of Potato Head’s daughter.
Yes – illegal scumbags will be deported. Yes, scumbag mayors who break the law will be arrested. They are all big talk now, but the minute Homan slaps cuffs on a cunt like Mike Johnston, he will cry like a bitch and do as he’s told.
Soft-on-crime, bleeding-heart pussies like Clayton Tucker are already whining about it….
Only a true momma’s boy living in a bubble could call the last four years “daylight.”
He thinks it’s an “oligarchy” (their favorite new word, all of a sudden) if someone breaks the law and goes to jail but also happens to be a politician. Sorry buddy, but that doesn’t matter one bit. Ask Rod Blagojevich, Edwin Edwards, George Ryan, Jesse Jackson Jr or any of 50 other scumbag politicians who were convicted of a crime and sent to the clink. They were all “democratically-elected officials” too, you moron.
Elon Musk isn’t “threatening to arrest” anyone – that would be Tom Homan, who is the border czar. Elon is just repeating what Homan has said a dozen times:
But Mehdi Hasan is a low-IQ, foreign-born socialist muzzie, which means Comrade Clayton adores him and probably wants to get in his pants. Historically, that’s been the case….
The next three days are going to be fucking AWESOME. NFL playoffs, the college national championship game, Severance is back on Apple TV and the cherry on top of the sundae is watching Trump get sworn in on Monday while shitlib heads explode.
Oh, and Ted Cruz will be senator for the next SIX YEARS! How you like them apples, you fucks?!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Known for his humor, particularly about his undistinguished playing career, Uecker actually became much better known after he retired from playing. He made some 100 guest appearances on Johnny Carson‘s Tonight Show. During one Tonight Show appearance, Carson asked him what the biggest thrill of his professional baseball career was and with his typical dry wit Uecker replied, “Watching a fan fall out of the upper deck in Philadelphia; the crowd booed.” Most of his wisecracks poked fun at himself. He once joked that after he hit a grand slam off pitcher Ron Herbel, “When his manager came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel’s suitcase.”
I honestly didn’t even know he was still alive. So we will take a moment to remember him in one of the top ten sports films on every real man’s list: Major League (1989)
Lou Brown: [Cerrano arrives at spring training] Who is that?
Charlie Donovan: Must be Cerrano. Defected from Cuba, wanted religious freedom.
Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know, you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your Savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but He no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?
Lou Brown: [Lou’s talk to the team before the opening day game] All right people, we got 10 minutes ’till game time, let’s all gather ’round. I’m not much for giving inspirational addresses, but I’d just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we’d save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves. Me, I’m for wasting sportswriters’ time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give ’em all a nice big shitburger to eat!
[Of course, nothing will ever dethrone Slap Shot as the greatest sports movie of all time. But Major League was a valiant effort.]