Working Every Day To Keep Scumbag Socialist Clayton Tucker OUT Of Office
Oh lookie there! The same stupid policies that Germany is following have also turned France into a giant shit heap as well! No way!
Migrants are now camping outside town hall in Paris to demand housing pic.twitter.com/tEbmuqKJfx
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) June 12, 2025
Yeah – keep telling me we need to let in a few million more Haitians, Somalis and other assorted thrid-world dirtbags. That’s a great idea.
Here is some brand-new revised history from the Clayton Tucker for Ag Commissioner campaign page:
Whew! Where to start?!?
#1 – He “moved back to Lampasas” in 2016. It was NOT “to help the family ranch” and RX Ranch wouldn’t even exist for another SEVEN YEARS – that is a complete fabrication. He appeared to move back because he was completely aimless and rudderless and needed a place to live: with mom.
He did absolutely NOTHING in 2016, if you look at his ‘resume.’ But in 2017, he started a shitty blog that failed quickly: Organic Helicopter, which lasted all of five months. He also tried to weasel his way into an open City council seat in June of 2017.
Here is what Clayton told the newspaper in June of 2017 when he applied for an open City council seat while he was SUPPOSEDLY “back home to help the family ranch”:
Clayton Tucker has lived in the city about one year. A 2013 graduate of Southwestern University,he is a teacher and writer. His application listedspecial knowledge of energy policy,and he suggested turning the business park on U.S. Highway 183 South into a solar farm. Tucker wrote that such action would bring good jobs to Lampasas and enable the city to make money by selling energy to Austin.
[ZERO mention of the ‘family ranch,’ or being a rancher, you will notice]
TRUTH: he was NOT a teacher at that time and he had ZERO ‘special knowledge’ of energy policy either. That is a complete and utter lie. That’s the kind of lie a pathological liar would make. But 26-year-old Clayton probably never thought anyone would check on a casual lie to the local newspaper, I’m sure.
#2 – he did not start Grassroots Nation until almost the end of 2021 – SIX years after he “returned to Lampasas” to “help the family ranch.” MOST of the clients of his “Grassroots Nation” business are OTHER Clayton Tucker shell companies OR his Dad’s businesses. It is not a small business, unless by “small business” you mean Clayton Tucker filling out the forms to register with the state. It exists on paper only.
RX Ranch was not registered as a going concern until December of 2023 –SEVEN years after his return to Lampasas.Before that, he was just a commie organizer, Bernie sanders apostle and trust fund dork who had no real job (seen below with fellow commie deadbeat Kristi Lara.) In fact, I STRONGLY suspect he was left a chunk of change when grandpa Tucker died – which allowed him to fuck around and do nothing for all those years.
#3 – “Clayton started a leading political organization founded by…Jim Hightower.” Wait, so Clayton “started it” but Hightower “founded” it? Confusing, but OK. Either way, Farm & Food PAC is NOT a ‘leading political organization.’ It is a single webpage asking for money without giving a reason, it has only been around for less than a year and has under $3,200 in the bank. LOL. Hardly a powerhouse. More like a total grift and a scam.
#4 – Clayton claims he “lobbied” the Texas government to “provide healthcare for all Texans.” Interesting, because he has NEVER registered as a lobbyist. WHO exactly did you lobby? Name names, please. Which politician did you sit down with to “lobby” and what exactly did that result in? Oh – it resulted in nothing. That’s what I thought. More lies and bullshit.
More to come soon!
I feel like God has placed a humongous, fat, stupid-looking pinata in front of me. It’s wearing a fake cowboy hat…and God has also given me a giant stick. I feel like a kid at Christmas and I will smash that pinata for the next 15 months until Comrade Clayton is utterly embarrassed next November in his election.
Ummmm, yeah we already know the ‘special’ announcement, you clown. We knew it a YEAR ago…
The announcement will come soon – like AFTER he’s done trying to fix all the bullshit and lies on his websites. LOL. Like this one, he already got to:
Ah – see, now he’s a fifth-generation TEXAN! Before, he was a fifth-generation RANCHER.
He must have finally realized that lie was just too huge and too easy to disprove to leave it laying around to be ridiculed. So he changed it.
Notice how he also throws in there that mom used to work for the Texas Railroad Commission! As if that confers upon him some special knowledge of state government. LOL. He never bothered mentioning that before.
He also wants us to believe that grandpa letting him run around with a toy hammer and pretend to work on the ranch when he was seven years old constitutes “running a ranch” and thus he is qualified to “run the state” when it comes to agriculture.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ok then. Let’s see some W2s from all your ranching work. You must have lots of them!
Before you go believing that seven-year-old Tucker was ‘mending fences’ remember this: even at age 30, he didn’t know how to use a fucking WRENCH properly when he fake ‘fixed’ his ‘tractor’ – then he held up a nut and called it a bolt! LOL. Yep, he’s a seasoned “rancher” all right!
So grandpa put him to work as a little boy on the RX Ranch? Ummm….the RX Ranch was only created 18 months ago, remember? That’s a neat trick!
Oh my. This is going to be so much fun. LOTS more to come, as Clayton Tucker prepares for the worst electoral beating of his life in 2026…
I’ll tell you one thing – THIS form from 2021 is going to bite him in the ass.
Pretty hard to claim you’ve been a “rancher” since 2015 when you filed for a City council race in 2021 and under “occupation” you admitted you are a “Political Organizer” because you ACTUALLY worked for a Bernie Sanders communist off-shoot group called Our Revolution at that time.
WHOOPS!!!! I’ll be sure to make a LOT of hay with that nugget, you commie fuck.
Amazing! World traveler yet ALSO here in Lampasas “running the ranch” at EXACTLY the same time. Truly an incredible feat.
Quite a way to kick off your ‘campaign’ for Texas Ag Commissioner: reposting massive lies spouted by a well-known America-hating communist you have praised in the past. I’m sure the average Texan will LOVE that shit!
Of course, when I saw these morons claiming that the bottom half of America was worth a measly $63 billion, I knew that was WAY off just in my head. That’s because I don’t have the brain of a 12-year-old girl like these bozos. I also understand the difference between a million, a billion and a trillion.
But don’t take my word for it, let’s ask AI:
Whoops! You’re only off by a factor of 63x! As usual. Just shows how totally inept socialists are with math and logic and why they should NEVER be elected to anything…not even dog catcher. Too stupid.
Don’t forget that Potato Head Fitzharris thought he’d make a GREAT City councilman, though. LOL.
Stick to killing goats, moron. It’s all you’re good at.
As much as I enjoy bashing a filthy socialist scumbag like Clayton Tucker (who is now running for Texas Ag Commissioner) there are times I truly feel sorry for ‘him.’ I can hear the pain in ‘his’ writing and it’s hard to not have a little sympathy for the mess he’s gotten himself into.
Like this, for instance…
I mean, you have to feel just a little bit of empathy. So sad.
Just a month or so ago, far-left elitist cuntsnob Carol Garner Doughty was posting on social media how a “Maryland dad” and wife-beating gangbanger (and human trafficker) was unjustly deported and we should bring the poor guy ‘home’ and apologize.
Now that ICE is trying to take out trash like this and LA is burning, the elitist snob from 99% white Lennox MassiveTwoShits is sitting in her gilded, lily-white gated country club and blabbering about her favorite mansion!
Be more disconnected from reality…you can’t. What an absolute, unmitigated TWAT. Always pushing retarded policies like importing third-world criminals that will never affect her in a million years while she eats her Whole Foods truffles and opines over mansions. What an unbelievable shit stain she is.
On this day, June 10, 1752 was Ben Franklin’s famous kite experiment.
“That stormy night, Ben Franklin and his son William stood under a shed in a field outside Philadelphia and launched the kite. Franklin believed the wire on the kite would attract electricity from the storm, then conduct it down the wet hemp string. He made sure the silk cord at the end stayed dry, so that it would act as an insulator.
As the scientist Joseph Priestly wrote, “Dr. Franklin, astonishing as it must have appeared, contrived actually to bring lightning from the heavens, by means of an electrical kite, which he raised when a storm of thunder was perceived to be coming on.”
With the kite dancing amid the thunderclouds, Franklin noticed the loose threads on the hemp string were standing erect. He moved his hand near the key got the shocking result he had hoped for. Franklin’s Leyden jar, in Priestly’s words “collected electric fire very copiously.”
This experiment would lead to the invention of lightning rods the following year.
Well, the worst-kept secret ever (one I figured out a year ago) is now apparently out of the bag:
Classic. The news gets out by accident when some old shitlib who looks like this…..
…inadvertently blabs it on his crappy BlueSky account. Too perfect. That sums up how the entire “campaign” will go for Comrade Clayton, too: a disaster wrapped up in a giant clusterfuck.
I was all over this move like Clayton is all over Beto O’Rourke’s cock:
More Evidence Socialist Fake Rancher Will Be Running For Ag Commissioner In 2025/2026
THIS is what I have been waiting for. THIS is why I have documented all his lies and bullshit and socialist nonsense for the last five years. So I can ruin Clayton’s run for statewide office and help hand him his FOURTH straight defeat. I cannot WAIT to hand over this treasure trove of Clayton’s lies to his opponent.
I do have to wonder why Comrade Clayton hasn’t just admitted it himself yet. Granted, he cannot formally file until November of this year, I think. Maybe he doesn’t want a bunch of more-qualified shitlibs to run against him in the primary. It also explains why he is following Ken Doll Scudder all around with his tongue up his ass. Ken Doll (who is state chair) will likely clear the field for Clayton as payback for making all those finger sandwiches and licking his balls out in the parking lot after the recent “speeches” they have been making together.
I shouldn’t get too excited, though. Comrade Clayton has a LONG history of saying he’s going to do stuff and then pussying out. Like he did after he filed to run for House District 54 in 2019. He pussied out and withdrew. I can see that happening again.
Let’s hope not, though. The thought of antagonizing him on the campaign trail for eight months is just too awesome for me to miss out on.
Oh, and PLEASE nobody go telling Susan Hays that a fake rancher who lives with his mom at age 34 is going to run for Ag Commissioner on the shitlib side. We don’t want her barging in and challenging a super-weak and retarded opponent in the primary and destroying Clayton before I get to do it. Thanks.
P.S. – Here is what I wrote 10 months ago:
Now – why is Comrade Clayton posting such weirdo shit? Why did he change his page to “Clayton Tucker for Texas”? Why is he praising a bunch of kids he doesn’t know and lying about being involved in this “victory” of the 4H Club?
I’ll tell you why. Think about the other shit he has done lately:
Formed yet another non-profit grifting scheme (with former Ag commissioner Jim Hightower).
Joined the National Farmers Union AND the Texas Farmer’s Union – and became the secretary (supposedly) of the TFU…
Running around to silly-assed shit like the Southern Family Farmers and Food System Conference…
Wasting time at SXSW posing as a rancher and lying about Texas milk having Windex in it….
I’ll tell you what I think is going on here, and I’ll bet anyone $500 I’m proven right in the next year or so:
Bumbling moron and far-left Marxist parasite Clayton Tucker IS GOING TO RUN FOR TEXAS AG COMMISSIONER IN 2026.
It all makes sense when you view it through that lens. Now that I’ve outed him (and I suggested this VERY SAME POSSIBILITY two months ago!) let’s see how long it takes for him to admit this on one of his many social media accounts.
Will NEVER get old!!!
🚨 WATCH: An LAPD officer beat the CRAP out of a rioter who was hitting a police horse
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) June 10, 2025
MORE OF THIS! AssauIting officers and their horses should be met with HUGE force! pic.twitter.com/4oWaO7eMe3
Lampasas’s most famous goldbricker is on the road again. The kid who can’t spare a moment to feed a guard dog to protect his pet goats wasted seven hours or more to travel to a taco joint to ‘speak’ to a roaring crowd of….maybe 14 old farts? I don’t know. Only one person RSVP’d on his website and he hasn’t posted any photos yet. Must have been a bust.
Lemme guess what the “excellent information” was: “Billionaires are stealing from you! We need to rise up! Power to the people! People over profits! Down with the oligarchy. Blah, blah, blah. Global warming. Blah blah blah. Big Ag!!”
Does that about cover it? LOL. I can just see Comrade Clayton with his tiny fist in the air in the back corner of El Taco Jalisco II screeching in his soprano register while eight or ten old farts are trying to order some salsa and chips. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
“Looking forward to seeing where [sic] the future holds for him“?? Seriously? This is it. This IS the future – he’s already almost 35 years old. LOL. He’s not like some promising college student who’s setting the world on fire and the world is his oyster. No, no. He’s a stay-at-home-son waiting for mom and dad to die so he can have a free house. THAT’s the future. It’s a big, empty space. He will live in his dead mom’s house, protest dumb shit that doesn’t affect him and then die alone one day. Probably sooner than later considering all the Covid shots he’s taken.
If you want to see his future, look at Stephanie Fitzharris’s gay buddy Garry:
That’s his future. Without the kid.
Oh, and Comrade Clayton will do it all again tonight by wasting like EIGHT hours round-trip traveling to Rockport. LOL. Guess he’s going to miss his “coyote patrol” timeslot yet again!
Oh well. On the PLUS side, he has a lot fewer animals for mom to feed while he’s away than he did a couple weeks ago before the Great Coyote Goat Massacre of 2025:
