Just When You Think It Can’t Get Any Sadder…

Oh my goodness. Even I am starting to feel a teeny tiny bit sorry for this sad clown in the Canadian tuxedo. Four days, four towns, a thousand miles of driving, money wasted on gas and hotel rooms, your entire holiday weekend wasted, missing the first weekend of college football…

All for about 22 “voters” who turned out to listen to you “speak” cliches like “down with the oligarchy!” and “people over profits” – LOL!!

Nice tight camera shot to hide the empty room. Also 85% D.O.L.L.s

The above shot reminds me of the scene in Animal House where Neidermeyer tries to steer Flounder and Larry Kroger into the geek room with Jugdish, Sydney and….Clayton??

Holy shit! One of the dorks in the Omega Tau Chi reject room was named Clayton! BAHAHAHAHA. I forgot that.

That is priceless! I may have to watch that today as I sit in my underwear eating leftover ribs.

Then there is this gem…

Once again: all stupid old, lonely liberal woman. Remember: these are the BEST photos he could find of the entire weekend! LOL.

Look at that enthusiasm for Comrade Clayton’s commie bullshit and drivel! As always, there are a few old bats in the photo who will likely not even be above ground by the time next election rolls around. That’s ok though – it’s doubtful Comrade Clayton will qualify to hold the position of Ag Commissioner anyways, since he isn’t a real rancher.

This Is The Post Where I End Clayton Tucker’s 72-Hour-Old Candidacy With Kill Shot.

Better hurry back to Lampasas, buddy! All this rain and cool weather is going to mean parasites for your poor goats. Mom’s probably sick of caring for them while you galivant around with Izzy the Baby Beluga!

Almost a YEAR After EDC Nepo-Cronies Made Huge Stink About Being Re-Appointed, Absolutely Nothing Has Been Accomplished. As Usual.

Remember last September when there was a giant kerfuffle about the useless LEDC members reappointing themselves so they could continue spinning their wheels and wasting money?

City Council Should Remove Power-Hungry, Inbred LEDC Members Monroe and Talbert.

Monroe, Talbert and Erwin ALL Want Back On LEDC Board. City Council Needs To Get Rid Of Two Of Them

Big Decision Tonight: Will Council Jettison Talbert or Monroe From The LEDC?

The nepo babies and cronies argued that, basically, “we have all been on here a long time and we still have work to do. We can’t change horses in mid-stream” and Talbert all but SWORE that there was an unnamed (as always) company ABOUT TO SIGN and become the first Business Park tenant after 20 years of failure.

Well….here we are! ANOTHER year gone and wasted and ZERO tenants in the Business Park. In fact, according to The Dispatch, the EDC is more dysfunctional than ever. Apparently Sid Ball, Steve Hudson and Roland Schaub quit the board in a huff – which meant they didn’t have a quorum.

I had heard rumors last week that Talbert HERSELF resigned “in protest” but I can’t confirm that. Talbert crawling off into the weeds and NEVER being involved in any decision making for Lampasas again for the rest of her life would be the best outcome we can hope for, honestly.

Another good piece of news is that the City is no longer responsible for paying the bloated salary of any future Economic Development Director. This makes sense, since the EDC skims and wastes about $500,000 in tax dollars per year and can easily afford to pay some mushy-headed dunce to do nothing for a year and then quit.

What a Great Fucking Day!

Damn, it’s a great day. Everything coming up roses.

Trump told Kamala “no more secret service for you!”

Cooler weather dead ahead – in fact, the entire month was great. I bet the golfers and the REAL ranchers loved it.

Gold and silver just keep climbing higher.

Stock market hit all time highs yesterday.

Labor Day Gas Prices Lowest Since 2020, New Analysis Finds

UT is going to pound Ohio State into dust tomorrow.

Germany continues to spiral into the toilet, like the third-world dump it is.

Cracker Barrel caved and went back to their old logo.

John Bolton is about to get ass fucked for the next several years.

Leticia James is in deep shit.

Adam Schiff ALSO under federal investigation for mortgage fraud.

The tranny agenda is losing. They’re losing on every playing field, in every area of American life. We’ve defeated them politically. We’ve defeated them culturally. They’ve lost. The game is over. Now they’re more desperate than ever. More full of hatred and anger than ever. They’re going down but they’ll take as many sane, normal people with them as they can.

Texas has a new congressional district map and Jasmine Crockett will be tossed out on her fat ass next year.

NON STOP WINNING!!! Can you handle it?!?! Somebody do a wellness check on Bruce “The Manatee” Haywood.

America-Hating, Gun-Grabbing Nazi Moron Christine Seefeldt Already Calling For Gun Grab After Insane Tranny Shot Up Church

She never stops.

You like charts, dummy kraut? Here’s one for you….

You see the problem yet?

I’ll give you some more hints. Here is the black population for various countries you listed…

Japan – 0%

South Korea – 0%

Finland – 1.4%

Australia- 1.3%

You getting the picture yet? No? OK, here’s some more…

Russia – 0.03%

China – 0.005%

Canada – 4.3%

Germany – 1.4%

Mexico – 2%

United States – 14.4%

You know what country consistently ranks as the highest per-capita murder rate in the world? Jamaica (92% black). You know who else? Haiti (96% black).

Get the picture?

Hey kraut-for-brains – why don’t you post some stats about all the “migrants” stabbing Germans at an alarming rate, you piece of shit?

Or maybe list some GERMAN school shootings!

Fuck off with your anti-second-Amendment crap, you scumbag.

AMERICA! Fuck yeah!

Outrage Of The Day: Already-Overpaid City Workers To Get 5% Raises In New Budget. TWICE The COLA For Social Security.

Absolutely insane.

I expected more from a businessman like Herb Pearce. I expect this idiocy from Porkchop Kuehne and Dorothy Person. Females who have always owed their paycheck to the taxpayers. But not from a man who runs a business. For shame.

Don’t forget, their health benefits cost just exploded 9.11% this year – for the “premier plan” of course!

City Health Insurance To Jump 9.11% This Year…After 11.72% Increase Last Year.

We are now looking at an AVERAGE salary and benefit of over $100,000 for City workers! The AVERAGE of EVERY SINGLE CITY EMPLOYEE is now over $100,000. From my post exactly a year ago when they jacked salaries last time:

If Ward/Finley Even Get Their LOWEST COLA Request, City Salaries + Benefits Will Easily Top $11,000,000.00 For First Time Ever.

City and state salaries and benefits have been WAY bigger than the private sector for a while now. It’s an outrage.

(I remember when I bitched about more raises last year, someone on City council said “well, we used the social security COLA as our guide.” OK – so how do you explain handing out TWICE the SS COLA this year??)

Do YOU make over $100,000 in salary and benefits? I bet you don’t. But you’re paying for some cushy Nerf-job holders to make serious bank. Lucky you!

Here is a Lampasas stat for you, from Wikipedia:

The median income for a household in the city was $27,898,and for a family was $31,012. Males had a median income of $26,606 versus $19,959 for females. The per capital income for the city was $13,409. About 18.3% of families and21.1% of the population were below the poverty line.

But yeah, let’s give the seat polishers $100k per year. Sounds fair.

How about maybe using some new AI software to reduce the payroll? How about holding salaries flat for a year or two? You know, to make up for the OUTRAGEOUS salary increase during the profligate Toups years when inflation was nonexistent.

Here is my post from a few years ago. I meticulously detailed the huge raises handed out when inflation was practically zero in 2013, 2014 and 2015and raises were THREE TIMES HIGHER than inflation.

City Big Wigs Want Raises For Everyone Because of Inflation. Conveniently Forget All The Big Raises When Inflation Was Negligible

Here is just a small taste of my research:

July 25th, 2014 – Initial budget assumptionscall for a 4 percent increase in total salary expenses. In the budget approved last year, total salaries increased 3 percent.   Mayor Pro Tem Wanda Bierschwale said she would like to see employees get “a goodly raise” and for the city to pay a portion of retiree health care costs. Mrs. Bierschwale also said she would like to increase the dependent cost share. White said he supports a 50 percent health care cost share for retirees and a 4 percent raise for all employees. Councilman Chuck Williamson also said he favors 4 percent raises.

[That idiot Bierschwale certainly was generous with other people’s money, wasn’t she?  White and Bierschwale are long gone…but that fat 50% health care cost share remains…as does that fat raise – every year for the last 8 years. So – we see a huge raise AND a ridiculous bump in benefits: increasing the share the taxpayers pay for employees’ dependents AND for City retirees who have ALREADY gotten tons of benefits over their careers. CPI for 2014 was only 1.6%…raises are therefore 2.5 times the rate of inflation.]

Aug 14, 2015 – The council is consideringa 5 percent increase in city employees’ salaries. The original suggestion submitted to the council was for a 4 percent pay boost, but Mayor Pro Tem Misti Talbert [the original Drunken Sailor] and Councilman Robert McCauley proposed giving a 5 percent raise. CPI for 2015 was 0.1%. Raises are therefore FIFTY TIMES LARGER than rate of inflation. This was the beginning of the profligate Toups administration.

Let’s pause here a moment. CPI is up 3.1% over those three years and employee raises totaled about TWELVE PERCENT over that time. Nobody bothers to mention all of this. That doesn’t even include the generous INCREASE in benefits covering employee dependents and City retirees.

Oh, and your water and wastewater rates are going higher too, in order to pay for all of Misti Talbert’s idiot decisions like handing out free money to developers instead of taking a pound of flesh to pay for future infrastructure. Marble Falls is smart enough to charge $6,000 per house – and it was recently raised to $12,000. THAT is being smart. What Talbert and Monroe did was retarded….

P.S. – our school superintendent is now making over a quarter of a million bucks in salary and benefits.

“Ask A Fake Dummy Rancher”

I’m starting a new feature. It’s called “Ask a Fake Dummy Rancher” and I’ll be running it now and then with questions I deem important and which outlines the failures of leftism and socialism.

For example:

“Dear Fake Dummy Rancher, if the far-left policies of California are so awesome, why are businesses and voters leaving there in droves and coming to Texas. Didn’t you tell us Texas is a shitty state being run into the ground by the GOP?

What’s your answer to that, fake dummy rancher??

“Beats me! I’m just a fake dummy rancher who lives with his mom at age 34. Whaddya want from me??”

Dear Fake Rancher Dummy, why do you still live with your mother at age 34 1/2 when there are LOTS of cheap places out there for rent? Are you too scared or incompetent to live alone?

“You’re running out of excuses, momma’s boy. What’s the deal??”

“Beats me. I’m just a fake rancher dummy who sucks at math, common sense and personal responsibility. I prefer mom pay for everything. Plus, I have no income.”

Another Mentally Ill Tranny Shoots Up School.

Minneapolis trans mass shooter of Christian children Robert “Robin” Westman came from a very liberal family in Minnesota who fully affirmed his transition.

Westman’s 18th birthday was celebrated by his father, James, in the trans colors and the family had the court change his legal identity when he was still a minor. The reason: “identifies as a female and wants her name to reflect that identification.”

Despite being only 0.06% of the population…..

Maybe the left should: (1) stop affirming rampant mental illness and (2) stop promoting and encouraging political violence, and these evil actions would not happen so frequently.

Remember that time Dustin Burrows spoke out against young kids being mutilated by sick parents and Clayton Tucker took the other side of that sentiment? I do.

I wonder if all the West Texans this weekend know that Clayton Tucker is cool with mutilating the genitals of little kids? Sick fuck.

Older, Dumber Fake Farmer Rants About Trump In Missouri.

Oh my god! The “farmers” are angry with Trump. Just look at this “farmer” at a GOP town hall yelling and ranting!

Well, there you have it! It happened in Missouri at a GOP town hall so the “farmer” MUST be a Republican and MILLIONS more are obviously thinking the same thing!

Oh wait a second. Let’s dig a little deeper into “farmer” Fred Higginbotham:

#1 – “farmer” Fred was a clearly liberal plant in the audience and is also so fucking stupid, he thinks he voted for Joe Biden in 2024 when, in fact, Joe Biden was forced out of the race (July 2024) due to obvious senility. But “farmer” Fred would have voted for him anyways, because Fred is a total dunce.

#2 – Fred is not a farmer at all but he DID inherit one from his Daddy – very much like Clayton Tucker is hoping to do when meemaw dies. Also like Clayton Tucker, Fred clearly has no fucking idea what he’s doing because the farm is still not operational. I might also add that if the commie shitlibs had their way, the inheritance tax would be 100% and “farmer” Fred would have gotten nothing at all.

#3 – what “farmer” Fred is REALLY upset about is that he can’t get any free shit from the government to “run” his farm. If you need free shit from the government to “start” a farm that has supposedly been operational prior to that, you are not a farmer. You are an incompetent moron looking for a handout. Reminds me of all the rich assholes in 2005 and 2006 who “liked wine” so they “started a vineyard” like thousands of other rich assholes who didn’t know the first thing about growing grapes. They all went bust in the ’08 recession. Deservedly so.

Fuck Fred and fuck all the other fake farmers like Clayton Tucker who think they deserve a handout from the taxpayers so they can pretend to be a farmer for their idiot friends.

Dirtbag Libs ALWAYS Run Away To White, English-Speaking Countries. Always.

Of all the hypocritical scumbag things shitlibs do (like bitch about global warming while flying around in a private jet) I think the one that galls me the most is how they yammer nonstop about how we need “diversity” by bringing in third-world Haitians, Somalis and other dirtbags, but when it comes time to “flee the country because of Trump” they ALWAYS run away to Canada, Ireland or the UK.

Always.

Rosie O’Donnell doesn’t fly to Somalia and buy a house there. Why not? She can listen to them yammer in a foreign tongue all day long and watch them wipe their asses with their hands.

Elle DeGeneres doesn’t fly to some dirtbag African country where they communicate with clicks and pops and live in mud huts. No, no, no. She goes to the UK – nice and white and English-speaking.

Every one of these fuckers who has touted the supposed superiority of shit-hole third-world dumps and their fake refugees destroying our country should be forced to move there when they flee the U.S. Send every one of them to Somalia, Haiti, Liberia, El Salvador, etc.

Just like those shitlibs Carol Garner Doughty and Cade Hilgenberg. Always calling Texas racist and saying we need more third-world dirtbags, but then moving to Lenox MassiveTwoShits (98.6% white) or Watertown Wisconsin (1.2% black). Disgusting, shameless, lying, hypocritical shitlib scum. All of them.

The joke is on them, however. In Canada, they will freeze their asses off, get taxed at 40%, be surrounded by imported muzzies and Haitians and wait 6 months for an MRI. LOL. Have fun with that, morons.

Socialist Semen Sipper Who Wants To Eliminate Fossil Fuels By 2030 Will Travel To Permian Basin To Beg For Votes. No, Seriously.

Socialist nitwit and far-left greentarded pinwheel lover Clayton Tucker will spend the next few days putting about $800 of depreciation on his toy wind-up truck so he can travel into the heart of oil country.

I wonder…will far-left greentard Clayton Tucker admit to his massive crowds of 16 people that he wants to totally eliminate ALL fossil fuels in the next 4.5 years? Will he admit he wants to destroy a multi-billion-dollar industry that employs hundreds of thousands of Texans?

I doubt it. So much for that “run as a loud and proud socialist” bullshit you were spewing back in June, eh? You’ll just hide all that nutjob shit like you’re trying to do with your socialized medicine stance and open borders stance.

I’d love to hear Comrade Clayton explain to West Texas that they all need to put up pinwheels and destroy the oil and gas industry because of “global warming” while he’s standing there on August 28th in 88-degree weather! BAHAHAHAHAHA. What an absolute RETARD!!!

What Climate Crisis? Weather Channel Reports “Record-Breaking Cold” For August 

“Devistate” – BAHAHAHAHAHA. Ok college boy.