I Made The Monkey Dance Again! Looks Like I Shamed Comrade Clayton Into “Donating Funds” To Help Thy Neighbor.

But he never reads here! LOL.

Of course, Comrade Clayton doesn’t bother to mention HOW MUCH “funds” he is “donating” for the recent floods. It could be $112 for all we know. But it allows him to truthfully say he’s “helping his neighbor,” which he has certainly TALKED a lot about recently but has never actually DONE in the last 14 years that I’ve been around.

All it took was me shaming him a few times [HERE, HERE and HERE] and he realized how stupid he looked talking the talk but not walking the walk. He also knows I’ll never stop bringing it up for the next year. So he is doing the right thing but for the wrong reason. Plus it might be only $112, but it’s better than nothing, right monkey? Plus, it’s not his money anyways. It is from the old ladies he bilked recently.

First I made him change his website due to libeling Sid Miller. Now, I made him donate to a cause he would have never thought to donate to. I wonder what I can make the dancing monkey do next!

Dance, you monkey! Dance!!

Dance, monkey, in your little spangly shoes!

Fake Salt-Of-The-Earth Rancher Lounges Around Starbucks Sporting iWatch After Bashing Greedy Corporations To His Gullible Old Ladies To Get Donations.

Truly, his idiocy and hypocrisy knows no bounds….

You see, Comrade Clayton the socialist rails against “rich CEOs” and “oligarchs” to his masses on social media when it’s time to bilk old ladies out of their social security checks.

But when he has a chance to patronize a mom and pop coffee store OR a Starbucks, he goes with the giant mega corporation with the wildly overpaid CEO.

Not the first time he’s done this either….

Socialist Bodaggit Who Hates Big Corporations Strolls Around His Commie BBQ Sipping Large Starbucks.

So, the sequence of events for his grifting is:

#1 – Go on social media and bash “greedy corporations” and “greedy CEOs” and “oligarchs” over and over.

#2 – Lie to little old ladies that you are going to “fight them” somehow (this part is never explained).

#3 – Collect money from gullible and lonely little old ladies for this “fight” you are going to have.

#4 – Rake in $40,000 but then refuse to actually pay your campaign staff (of one person) a decent living wage and benefits.

#5 – Far from “fighting them” you instead hand thousands and thousands of dollars over to Apple and Starbucks (and many others!) because you like the finer things in life but you are too lazy to acquire them by honest work in the private sector.

Rinse and repeat until next year when you are disqualified to run for Ag Commissioner.

What a total fucking scumbag.

The fake trust fund rancher will say
“He’s fighting for you,” all the way
But he don’t give two fucks
Spends money on Starbucks
And watches that make him MORE gay

I finally figured out who this dumb asshole reminds me of with his ridiculous, giant fake cowboy hat costume.

Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber….

Yes, that purpose is handing over their social security checks to the grifter Clayton Tucker!

Clayton Tucker Turns The “Fake Rancher” Routine Up To 11.

Watch out! Unqualified and ineligible Ag Commissioner candidate Clayton Tucker is angry, ya’ll! He’s using many curse words and said “ain’t” at LEAST three times in his latest video.

Reminder: Clayton is NOT a “working folk”

Ummm, the Big Beautiful Bill is a FEDERAL bill. It’s in Washington DC. It is voted on by U.S. Reps and Senators. You are running for STATE office. So why are you even blathering about this at all? Shouldn’t you be talking aimlessly about Texas shrimp labeling or something?

Listening to him try so hard to be a good-old-boy is the ultimate cringe. It’s like when Hillary and Kamala put on those ridiculous fake accents for whatever crowd they happen to be pandering to.

He tried pulling this “ain’t ain’t ain’t” stuff a few years ago. It was sad then too.

Pasty-white Clayton (who was was born in Georgetown to upper-middle-class parents, whose dad made a great living on government contracts as an aerospace engineer and who was handed a free $80,000 college education in political science before he became a Marxist “community organizer”) wants you to believe he is just a good-old, shit-kickin’, calf-ropin’, steer-wrestlin’, toilet-seat-in-the-back-yard having cowboy, ya’ll!

Truth is, he only invented the rancher persona a couple years ago.

Truth is, RX Ranch has only been in existence for 18 months.

Truth is, his “ranch” (which is listed as existing at 1810 CR 2001) ACTUALLY is his grandpa’s land. Clayton just goes there to take pictures with any goats that happen to still be alive that day.

The Great Coyote Massacre of 2025

Truth is, he has not done ONE THING he said he was going to do on the “ranch website” – not a petting zoo, not goat yoga and not “animal-assisted therapy sessions” lol.

These “services” have been listed as “coming soon!” for a year now.

“Soon” means “never” in Tuckerspeak. Oh, and both mini goats are dead now.

NOR does he sell a single ounce of beef or farm products. He has ONE animal listed as for sale this coming September (if it lives that long).

He also speaks fondly of his “two mini goats” and how he’ll be using them in a petting zoo. Both died long ago. Oops.

Not much of a “ranch” when you get right down to it. More like a failed hobby. I’d even make a wager that he has made MORE money by grifting on his recent “donations” page in the last 3 weeks than he EVER made as a “rancher.”

How about it, Comrade? Want to take that bet?

Clayton Tucker and RX Ranch Said They Tried To Donate $5,000 To Spring Ho But They Turned Him Down.

Oh wait. That was the LISD school lunch debt that he lied about trying to donate to. Not Spring Ho. My bad.

Another School Official Confirms: Lampasas Democrat Party Never Tried To Make School Lunch Debt Donation.

You know who DID donate $5,000 to Spring Ho? Zac Morris’s law firm.

Ironically enough, it was Zac Morris who clobbered Comrade Clayton back in 2021 for his City council seat and handed Clayton his THIRD electoral ass beating in a row. What are the odds??

Socialist Bum Clayton Tucker Clubbed Like Baby Seal (377 to 180)

The guy who runs a REAL business and donates REAL money to a beloved local festival was the one who beat Clayton like a rented mule four years ago. I love it. He even wears a cowboy hat that looks FAR more natural than Clayton’s fake costume hat he started wearing a couple years ago.

Just to recap:

Zac Morris: has a real company that makes real money. Has a wife and kid. Victorious in City council election. Owns his own home. Donates an impressive $5,000 to local festival.

Clayton Tucker: fake rancher on grandpa’s land. Has no wife, kid or girlfriend and never will. Destroyed in three elections in a row PLUS a failure to be appointed to an open council seat in 2016. Lives with mom. Lies about donating money to local school district.

Some guys are real men. Some are little boys who are failures and pieces of shit. That’s the world we live in.

Oh that reminds me! Comrade Clayton (a socialist and known cheapskate who demands everyone pay their workers a “dignified wage” of AT LEAST $15 per hour) is “seeking an organizer” to work on his campaign!

Notice he says he’s “seeking” a worker….not “hiring” a worker. He worked hard to grift that $40,000 off the old ladies. He’s not about to blow any of that dough on actually PAYING an employee! Oh no.

He’ll find some sucker like Kristi Lara or JT Beebe or some dumb college kid to do it for free. Always a hypocrite!!

Why Is It So Hard For Them To Understand This??

The DummyKraut and others on the left just cannot understand this simple principle. It’s really quite easy when you trace the direction of money flows.

Socialized medicine – taking billions from people who earned it and handing it to people who didn’t – many of whom are able-bodied or illegals (over 6 million cases). That is the definition of wealth re-distribution from those who EARNED it to those who DID NOT.

Not sure anyone calls “social security” socialism because ostensibly you pay into this and then get a LOT less back after the government fucks you. That assumes you even live to 65. if you don’t, your family gets $0, which is a complete screw job. However, over the last 100 years, idiot politicians have added on all kinds of extras and DOES pay out piles of money to people who didn’t pay in. This is why it is going broke at a rapid rate.

“Free” education – taking trillions from people who earned it and maybe DIDN’T go to college and handing it to those who DIDN’T earn it for what is oftentimes a completely useless degree. That is the definition of wealth re-distribution. Mad about your shitty degree? Sue the college.

“Free” childcare – taking trillions from people who earned it and maybe don’t even have children and handing it to those who irresponsibly have piles of kids they can’t afford. That is the definition of wealth re-distribution.

Tax cuts: This is letting people KEEP what THEY earned. It is THEIR money earned by sacrificing THEIR time and effort. It’s not YOURS. They are not “costing” the government money. See the difference?? Also, they like to say “a trillion” to make it sound worse, but remember that is over 10 years.

The media twists every tax cut as a handout to the wealthy for the simple reason the wealthy pay almost all taxes. Trump is doing everything he can to aim tax cuts at the poor — tips, overtime, social security payments, and small business (QBI).

Trump’s bill LOWERS the tax bill for low and middle-income Americans.

Here endeth the lesson, you kraut-for-brains.

Grifting Pays Better Than Fake Ranching EVER Did! Yee HAW!

Lots of lonely, dimwitted, little old ladies (I’ve called them D.O.L.L.s in the past) are apparently sending in their social security checks to the fake rancher!

Some radical, left-wing muzzies from Houston, too!

Maybe someone can ask Comrade Clayton the unqualified socialist candidate a simple question, since he has blocked me: what is the money for, since social media blurbs are free and you assured everyone that “you are running on a slate and not as an individual”? I’d love to know where $40,000 gets spent.

I’m guessing some of it is spent on Google search suppression of the many, many articles I’ve written exposing you as a fraud. LOL.

I guess we’ll find out soon enough when the papers are filed. Most likely, it will sit in a big pile and Clayton will get to spend it on his pet projects and PACs after he gets clobbered next year.

These are the types of silly, lonely dunces who cut checks to this fraudulent moron…

I think this calls for a limerick. My specialty.

A socialist clown had a wish:
That someday, he'd be Ag Commish
He took up fake farming, 
His lies are alarming
His whole story stinks like dead fish!

Socialist Hamster Answers “Questions” From “Random Fans.” Plus My Own Ten Questions He Needs To Answer.

Comrade Clayton Tucker, a socialist who very likely does not even meet the basic qualifications for holding the office he is seeking, went on video recently to “answer questions” from “random fans”.

Of course, if “Daisy” or anyone else is curious what Ag Commisioner does, they could Google it in 3 seconds. But whatever.

What is MORE important is that if Comrade Clayton is going to “answer questions from the masses” then I have a few for him. In fact, I challenge him to a debate on his qualifications any time and anywhere he wants. Maybe Rhonda Witcher can set it up right here at our local radio station.

Here are a few non-softball questions he will need to answer before anyone outside his 200-person commie group of clowns will consider voting for him:

#1 – is it true that you still live with your mother as you approach 35 years old? Why haven’t you left the nest?

#2 – how many employees has RX Ranch employed during its existence? What were the salaries and benefits associated with those jobs you provided?

#3 – may we see copies of all of your W2s for the last 10 years during your “ranching” career?

#4 – have you EVER owned any land personally? Have you EVER paid a penny in property taxes out of your own pocket?

#5 – you talk a lot about “helping your neighbor” – how much have you (or RX Ranch) donated to local Lampasas charities over the last five years, if anything? (Not including the bags of Froot Loops the Lampasas Democrats once handed to the local mission which you took photo credit for).

#6 – how much beef and/or farm products and crops have you donated to the local mission or the local school system?

#7 – why did you blatantly lie about the Lampasas school system turning down a check to help pay off school lunch debts??

#8 – what were the revenues and profits generated by RX Ranch for each of the last five years?

#9 – what EXACTLY do you do to “fight for fair trade”? Be specific. Walk us through a day or two as a “fair trade” organizer. Who have you spoken with? What tangible results have you seen?

#10 – who and when did you “lobby” in the Texas government to “provide healthcare for all Texans”? Be specific. Name some names. Are you, in fact, registered to lobby anyone at the state or federal level??

Naturally, Comrade Clayton Tucker will NEVER answer a single one of these questions. Because he is a fraud and a pussy.

Reminder for Comrade Clayton:

The punishment for lobbying politicians without registering as a lobbyist can include significant civil fines, potentially reaching up to $200,000, depending on the jurisdiction and severity of the violation, and in extreme cases, could even involve criminal penalties like imprisonment….

Holiday Grilling Season.

Real ranchers are pushing steaks and hamburgers to the masses ahead of one of the biggest grilling holidays of the year. Fake ranchers are whining about welfare being taken away from able-bodied, childless parasites and illegal invaders….

As usual, no source material cited for these “facts.”

You see, it is cruel to require people to work for their medical coverage. But it’s fine to make you and I work to pay for their medical coverage.

I love how The Narrative from Seefeldt and Tucker tells me how much illegals contribute to the economy, while my earnings are confiscated to give them free health care.

Something else to remember over the 4th of July:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: it should be MANDATORY that every single 17-year-old kid spend one month in Cuba and live like an average Cuban. I guarantee you that will permanently cure them of their America hatred.