Socialist Bellend Dresses Up In Canadian Tuxedo. Spends $23 Per Voter At Sparsely-Attended “Campaign Event.”

I never get tired of laughing at these “events” that local goatwanker Clayton Tucker makes a big deal out of. He literally drove FIVE HUNDRED MILES round trip for this…

Keep in mind, every single one of these old dummies would pull the lever for a D no matter who it is. You could list “plate of steamed snails” on the ballot, and they’d vote for that as long as it was on the shitlib side of the ticket.

There’s still a guy in that group wearing a Covid mask, for Christ’s sake. Not exactly a group of geniuses.

I decided to apply the IRS standard mileage rate of 70 cents per mile to come up with a $350 cost for his little adventure. Keep in mind, the personal time he wasted on this was likely 12 hours. While you and I know his time is worth $0 per hour since there is no opportunity cost there, a normal person would see that as at LEAST another $180 down the toilet since they could have been working at $15/hr somewhere.

But I’ll be kind and value his time at zero. What the hell else would he be doing if not wandering aimlessly all over the state babbling about oligarchs and monopolies?

So he wasted $350 to go talk to 15 people. Assuming 100% of them will now go vote for him (a BIG assumption, considering he does not even meet qualifications to run for this position) that works out to about $23 per vote.

He will need about 4.6 million votes to beat Sid, so he only needs to raise another $120 million dollars or so.

Another hilarious part about this event is that he is STILL dressing up in the Canadian tuxedo, despite being ripped to shreds on social media for this exact same outfit when he did his fake church appearance a couple weeks ago…

This is a perfect pose for him, too. It totally encapsulates his campaign, his life and his very essence.

It is a pose that says “fuck if I know…I’m a clueless fake rancher who lives with mom! Whaddya want from me??”

It works for every occasion, as you can see below.

“He Clayton, they raised the minimum wage for fast food workers in California like you talk about, but then 18,000 people lost their jobs and are now completely screwed. How do you explain that??”

“Hey Comrade! Maryland tried to get rid of fossil fuels and they went all-in on pinwheels and solar, like you demand Texas does. But their rates went up 1000% and everyone is pissed off. What do you say to those people??”

“Hey fake rancher! You said you switched to goats because the world was about to end in a boiling, waterless apocalypse. But then it rained more than it has since 1895! Meanwhile, beef prices are skyrocketing. Wouldn’t it have been better to NOT go all-in on goats??”

See? Perfect pose for a clueless, landless, brainless fake rancher running a doomed campaign.

Ag Commissioner Candidate Seen Hanging Out With Anti-American Politicians Paid By Terror-Group-Funding Board Members.

Clayton Tucker sure knows how to pick em! Two of his favorite anti-American scumbags have been named as recipients of money from board members of terrorist groups.

I have pointed out many, many times how disgusting it is that Clayton Tucker fawns over anti-American scumbags like Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib. But now we have even MORE proof of what horrible people they are. Both of these women should be deported immediately.

Here is Clayton Tucker grinning and publicly singing the praises of these two anti-American scumbags….

He even sported an arabic lapel pin for the occasion!

One thing is certain about Clayton Tucker, who is running for Texas Ag Commissioner: he absolutely hates America and wants to see it destroyed. Whether it is his love of open borders, socialized medicine, or his desire to destroy the fossil fuel industry, every single time he opens his mouth, it is to cheer for policies that would crush America.

Libtard Push For Useless Pinwheels And Solar Has Made Electricity Prices Spike 1000% In Maryland

Maryland is in big trouble, as I have pointed out many times on these pages. Their problem? They listened to greentards and pinwheel pushers (like Clayton Tucker) and now they are paying 1000% more for their electricity.

This is AFTER billions and billions of dollars have been stolen from taxpayers in the form of subsidies and handed to doomed renewable energy projects. So the citizen gets fucked twice: first as a taxpayer and then as a ratepayer.

Clayton Tucker, who is currently running his doomed Ag Commissioner campaign into the ground, has stated many, many times that he wants the exact same thing for Texas. He demands ZERO fossil fuels and “100% renewable energy by 2030” – which is only 4.5 short years away.

Were Texas to follow his moronic advice (thank god the GOP is in charge and is pursuing nuclear and nat gas), we would see prices skyrocket, the oil and gas industry destroyed along with hundreds of thousands of jobs, and power outages galore.

THAT is what would happen if you listen to a boy who lives with his mom at age 34 and has never held a real job. You’d get a disaster.

Neotenic Commie Clayton Tucker All Of A Sudden Interested In Pedophile.

After spending the last 12 years never ONCE mentioning Jeffrey Epstein, which included four full years of the Biden regime (who did nothing), Comrade Clayton is now blaming everything on the GOP….

Cool story bro! But there are just a few holes in it:

It has been the GOP pushing hard for this from Day One – including a recent group of 12 GOP members led by Thomas Massey to force the release of the flies.

House Republicans Back Epstein Subpoena

TWO federal judges recently blocked release of the Maxwell grand jury transcripts. Guess who they were?? Oh right. OBAMA appointees! Shocker.

I don’t care what side of the aisle these pedo scumbags are on, I want them unveiled and thrown in prison forever. But I can guarantee you that there are a LOT more shitlib pedos on that list than right wingers. Probably by a 6 to 1 margin. A lot of your Hollywood heroes are rumored to be on there and they lean 98% shitlib.

Careful what you wish for, Comrade.

Homosexuals more likely to molest kids, study reports

Kraut For Brains Tries To Dunk On U.S. Over “German” Invention. But United States Already Invented It Over One Year Ago.

Local moron and far-left shitlib Christine Seefeldt got all excited that Germany “invented” a new gel to regrow cartilage in damaged joints:

The problem is, Northwestern University (which also happens to be my alma mater – go Wildcats!) already invented it over a year ago:

New biomaterial regrows damaged cartilage in joints

Also, if you look at charts of global patent issuance, the United States crushes the shit out of those kraut-eating, goose-stepping, lederhosen-wearing dummkopfs:

Isn’t that just like the kraut-for-brains Seefeldt: totally wrong and a year behind reality anyways. Kind of like the time she got all excited about African school girls “revolutionizing” electrical generation with jars of piss.

The reality is that the German economy is in the shitter, and their industrial base is collapsing thanks to massive mismanagement of their energy policy and overreliance on retarded pinwheels and solar instead of nuclear and gas..

Moron.

DUMMKOPF!!!

Chinese Scumbag Gene Wu Admits The Shitlibs Are Running Out Of Money. Will Not Stop Texas Redistricting.

What a shame. All the Democrat billionaire bootlicker lawmakers who illegally ran away to avoid a vote (and thwart democracy) are running out of money. Too bad they can’t just live in their mom’s house and get free food from her, right Comrade??

You need Americans to “gear up”? That sounds seditious to me. I think deporting seditious traitors like Gene Wu should be a priority.

I love how Wu blabbers about his “sacrifice” of missing eight months of paychecks. LOL. That’s like $4,000 or something. Dork.

I’m Not Sure I Can Handle Any More Of This Global Warming

Oceans boiling, millions dropping dead, crops dying, water disappearing, supermega hurricanes destroying billions of homes. Makes me want to buy a bunch of goats because of the horrid, arid conditions on this dying planet – and goats do WAY better than cattle. We probably only have like 6 years left, or something.

Oh wait….

Only 92 degrees in the middle of August? Brutal!

If this keeps up, excitable, panicky pussies like Clayton Tucker will start telling us the next Ice Age is coming, like the morons in the 1970s did.

AWOL Texas Shitlibs Begging For Money. Clayton Tucker Cheers Their Illegal Actions. Will He Donate To The Cause?

Mister “Democracy is under attack by the right!” Clayton Tucker is cheering the illegal actions of Texas democrats who fled the state rather than stay and VOTE (exercise democracy) on an issue they know they will lose. So I guess you can say that shit heels like Clayton Tucker only care about democracy when they know the vote will go their way. Otherwise, they run away like pussies and hide:

So you want to “ensure the democratic process is protected” by refusing to vote as you are required by law to do? Yeah, that makes sense. Only in the pea brain of a socialist does that make any sense at all.

Anyways, all the fines and fancy hotel rooms and airplane rides to Illinois cost money! And the shitlibs have their hands out for this….

So I wonder: will Comrade Clayton Tucker be donating to the cause he won’t shut up about? After all, he DOES have a big pile of money that he grifted off of a bunch of lonely old ladies. Will he open his wallet and put his money where his mouth is?

Or will he lie and say he TRIED to donate but they wouldn’t take his check – like he did when he lied about trying to donate money to the Lampasas ISD school lunch debt account?

Another School Official Confirms: Lampasas Democrat Party Never Tried To Make School Lunch Debt Donation

I’m guessing he won’t give one red cent.

Socialist Semen Sipper Clayton Tucker Having Total Meltdown Over Texas District Maps.

I haven’t seen the little communist this riled up since Ted Cruz took a vacation in February of 2021.

“Well-known” LOL. Maybe well-known for living with mom and not having a job. Otherwise, not so much.

Lemme explain to Tucker what’s going on in simpler terms:

Our side won. We run the state. That allows us to draw the new lines. End of story. It’s always been that way. It’s perfectly legal. To the victor goes the spoils.

The quarterback who wins the big game gets to fuck the prom queen.

The losing quarterback gets booed and goes home and makes love to his hand.

And then there are some tuba-playing dorks who dress like this….

…who were too afraid to ever get in the game at all, and instead sat under the bleachers muttering “I’ll show them!” and grows up to be a commie fuck bent on getting power and revenge….and living with his mom while he marinades in envy of the more successful people who went out and staked their claim.

So go ahead and keep crying like a pussy and stomping your feet like a four-year-old brat. It brings me great joy and it will do NOTHING to change the eventual outcome – which is your side losing five seats or so, including the ghetto rat Jasmine Crockett. More red states will join. It’s time our side gave you a taste of your own medicine. Too bad YOUR side is already gerrymandered to the max (IL, OR, CA, MD, CT, NY). Not a lot of meat left on your bone. We have a LOT of gerrymandering to do to equal things out.

Oh -and one other thing. Guess who is funding this illegal walkout by the democracy-hating dem shitbirds?

Soros! So who is the billionaire bootlicker now, you big dummy? LOL.

One more thing: wasn’t it YOU assholes who got rid of Biden (who was chosen by primary voters) and then INSTALLED (like a dictator) that moron Kamala by decree? I think it was. So please, spare us the bullshit about “earning votes,” you disgusting hypocrite.