That chick collapsing on stage and fracturing her skull immediately after bragging about being vaxxed is the only time I’ve ever laughed at a female stand-up comedian.
Ask FDR
Time for another “Ask a Fake Dummy Rancher”
Hey FDR! If you hate monopolies so much and they do nothing but screw the consumer and make prices go up a whole bunch then why are you such a staunch defender of the public school monopoly??? In Chicago and Baltimore, the public school monopoly has increased the cost per student to over $30,000 and has provided such a horrible product, that only 30% can read at grade level and only 18% are proficient in math.
If monopolies are so bad, then why are government-run school monopolies GOOD???

Fake Dummy Rancher Revamps His Website. Links To Mises Institute Article – Which Totally Demolishes All Of His Own Beliefs.
This has to be one of fake rancher Clayton Tucker’s biggest retard moves yet.
After screaming about “monopolies” for the last nine months, he links to a Mises Institute article that says the EXACT OPPOSITE!
Either Comrade Clayton has zero reading comprehension skills or he didn’t bother to read the actual article all the way through. So he’s either stupid or lazy. I’ve always said he’s both.

However, assume there are increases in the prices of goods by alleged monopolists. If the money stock remains unchanged, however, then no general increase in the prices of goods and services will take place.
Hence,increases in the money supply underpin the underlying rises in prices and not monopolies. Without the support of the money supply, all other things being equal, no general increase in prices can take place notwithstanding monopolies.
The idea that government should regulate so-called monopolies to promote competition and prevent the acceleration in price inflation is a fallacy. What causes price inflation is the monetary policy of the central bank. Furthermore, harmful monopolies cannot emerge without government issuing licenses or other restrictions.
LOL! I’m not sure if Comrade Clayton even knows this, but the Mises Institute is a hard-core AUSTRIAN ECONOMICS think-tank. They are about as radically free-market and libertarian as you can get…and the Fake Dummy Rancher links to one of their articles completely disproving all of his beliefs. HAHAHAHAHA!! Too funny.
The BIGGEST cause of inflation (and Milton Friedman would argue the ONLY one) is government money printing and debasement of the currency. That is something gold and silver understand very well. Gold has gone from $35 an ounce to $3,600 an ounce since we went off the gold standard in 1971. You going to blame “greedy gold monopolies” for that, too? Moron. The price of EVERYTHING is up about 30% since the Covid money printing. That would be the “stimulus” that morons like you and Bruce Haywood screamed for back in 2021.

Dude, you were a PoliSci major – one of the biggest jokes there is. You know absolutely nothing about economics, math, business or how the real world works. You are a tiny mosquito in a small town who lives with his mom at age 35. That’s it. Go get a job, you clown.

Now watch the monkey dance for me as he eliminates that link from his website in 3…2…1…
Fake Rancher Poses With Several Exhumed Corpses In Another Campaign “Event” Flop.
I think fake rancher Clayton Tucker is just taking pictures with posed cadavers at this point. I mean, look at this sorry lot:


Clayton Tucker: patron saint of the pitiful.
Amazing turnout! Totally worth driving hours and hours for. That old crone on the right reminds me of one of those stuffed raccoons you put in the corner of your house as a joke with its paws raised in the air. LOL. She’s probably just as intelligent, too.
I’m not kidding when I say a good 20% of the decrepit old socialist morons he meets at these things will not be alive by election time.
Remember:
Fake rancher Clayton Tucker has not even officially filed for Ag Commissioner since you cannot file for another couple months or so.
Fake rancher Clayton Tucker is very unlikely to qualify to run for Ag Commissioner since he meets NONE of the legal requirements.

Fake rancher Clayton Tucker will likely have a primary opponent in March when other shitlib fake rancher clowns see what a weak candidate he is (he has ALREADY lost 3 political campaigns since 2020)
From failed City council campaign when Zac Morris beat him like a rented mule:

Just like his hero Beta O’Dork: a professional campaign failure and unemployed bum living off his family.
Socialist Anal Gland Clayton Tucker Forgets Where He Lives. Also Forgets He Is Chairman of Lampasas County Shitlibs.
Well, he’s finally gone off the deep end. I guess having Izzy the Baby Beluga drive him around to “events” where he stands up in front of 12 people and yammers aimlessly has finally fried a wire in his pea brain and made him think he’s a celebrity….

“Happy I was able to make it to my home county” – like he’s some wildly successful celebrity or businessman or something. BAHAHAHAHA. Like he left little Lampasas and became a huge success and sensation and now he’s deigning to return and bless us with his presence so the little people can drink in his glory.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Like he’s Matt Dillon in the movie “In & Out” returning to his backwards little small town as a superstar. BAHAHAHAHAHA.
Newsflash, asshole: YOU LIVE HERE! You live in your mom’s house, about 1.5 miles from the VFW where you took this photo!
The truth is, you “make it to your home county” every single night because you live in mom’s upstairs bedroom and have nowhere else to go! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit, talk about delusions of grandeur.
He’s just in SUCH high demand for “speaking engagements” all over the state, he was lucky he could get back here to Lampasas where he sleeps every night.
He’s just SUPER busy with HUGE events like this one where he partnered with a fake cowboy named Kyle Rable.
Wow…just LOOK at the huge crowd that turned up!!
BAHAHAHAHA. I saw some “Clayton Tucker for Ag Commissioner” bumper stickers there, buddy. Shouldn’t you be selling those on your website? Or at LEAST put one on your own wind-up toy truck?
Buffoon.
Oh, and he also thanks the Lampasas Democrat party for being at THEIR Labor Day picnic. Umm, moron – YOU are the chairman of the Lampasas Democrat Party. YOU throw that stupid bbq every year, remember? LOL. It’s the same one you have NEVER EVER brough any RX Ranch meat to, because you are not a real rancher. It’s YOUR OWN PICNIC, you dunce!
Here is a photo from last year where you strolled around with a foofy Starbucks coffee after bashing “big corporations,” you mook:

So, so, so busy! So busy, in fact, that he hasn’t had time to post on his Shitstack in 2.5 months. That’s the site where he tells us all about his “water wars” fights against the “billionaires.” LOL. Hilarious!

Just When You Think It Can’t Get Any Sadder…
Oh my goodness. Even I am starting to feel a teeny tiny bit sorry for this sad clown in the Canadian tuxedo. Four days, four towns, a thousand miles of driving, money wasted on gas and hotel rooms, your entire holiday weekend wasted, missing the first weekend of college football…
All for about 22 “voters” who turned out to listen to you “speak” cliches like “down with the oligarchy!” and “people over profits” – LOL!!


The above shot reminds me of the scene in Animal House where Neidermeyer tries to steer Flounder and Larry Kroger into the geek room with Jugdish, Sydney and….Clayton??
Holy shit! One of the dorks in the Omega Tau Chi reject room was named Clayton! BAHAHAHAHA. I forgot that.


That is priceless! I may have to watch that today as I sit in my underwear eating leftover ribs.
Then there is this gem…

Once again: all stupid old, lonely liberal woman. Remember: these are the BEST photos he could find of the entire weekend! LOL.
Look at that enthusiasm for Comrade Clayton’s commie bullshit and drivel! As always, there are a few old bats in the photo who will likely not even be above ground by the time next election rolls around. That’s ok though – it’s doubtful Comrade Clayton will qualify to hold the position of Ag Commissioner anyways, since he isn’t a real rancher.
This Is The Post Where I End Clayton Tucker’s 72-Hour-Old Candidacy With Kill Shot.

Better hurry back to Lampasas, buddy! All this rain and cool weather is going to mean parasites for your poor goats. Mom’s probably sick of caring for them while you galivant around with Izzy the Baby Beluga!
Almost a YEAR After EDC Nepo-Cronies Made Huge Stink About Being Re-Appointed, Absolutely Nothing Has Been Accomplished. As Usual.
Remember last September when there was a giant kerfuffle about the useless LEDC members reappointing themselves so they could continue spinning their wheels and wasting money?
City Council Should Remove Power-Hungry, Inbred LEDC Members Monroe and Talbert.
Monroe, Talbert and Erwin ALL Want Back On LEDC Board. City Council Needs To Get Rid Of Two Of Them
Big Decision Tonight: Will Council Jettison Talbert or Monroe From The LEDC?
The nepo babies and cronies argued that, basically, “we have all been on here a long time and we still have work to do. We can’t change horses in mid-stream” and Talbert all but SWORE that there was an unnamed (as always) company ABOUT TO SIGN and become the first Business Park tenant after 20 years of failure.
Well….here we are! ANOTHER year gone and wasted and ZERO tenants in the Business Park. In fact, according to The Dispatch, the EDC is more dysfunctional than ever. Apparently Sid Ball, Steve Hudson and Roland Schaub quit the board in a huff – which meant they didn’t have a quorum.
I had heard rumors last week that Talbert HERSELF resigned “in protest” but I can’t confirm that. Talbert crawling off into the weeds and NEVER being involved in any decision making for Lampasas again for the rest of her life would be the best outcome we can hope for, honestly.
Another good piece of news is that the City is no longer responsible for paying the bloated salary of any future Economic Development Director. This makes sense, since the EDC skims and wastes about $500,000 in tax dollars per year and can easily afford to pay some mushy-headed dunce to do nothing for a year and then quit.
What a Great Fucking Day!
Damn, it’s a great day. Everything coming up roses.
Trump told Kamala “no more secret service for you!”
Cooler weather dead ahead – in fact, the entire month was great. I bet the golfers and the REAL ranchers loved it.

Gold and silver just keep climbing higher.
Stock market hit all time highs yesterday.
Labor Day Gas Prices Lowest Since 2020, New Analysis Finds
UT is going to pound Ohio State into dust tomorrow.
Germany continues to spiral into the toilet, like the third-world dump it is.
Cracker Barrel caved and went back to their old logo.
John Bolton is about to get ass fucked for the next several years.
Leticia James is in deep shit.
Adam Schiff ALSO under federal investigation for mortgage fraud.
The tranny agenda is losing. They’re losing on every playing field, in every area of American life. We’ve defeated them politically. We’ve defeated them culturally. They’ve lost. The game is over. Now they’re more desperate than ever. More full of hatred and anger than ever. They’re going down but they’ll take as many sane, normal people with them as they can.
Texas has a new congressional district map and Jasmine Crockett will be tossed out on her fat ass next year.
NON STOP WINNING!!! Can you handle it?!?! Somebody do a wellness check on Bruce “The Manatee” Haywood.

America-Hating, Gun-Grabbing Nazi Moron Christine Seefeldt Already Calling For Gun Grab After Insane Tranny Shot Up Church
She never stops.

You like charts, dummy kraut? Here’s one for you….


I’ll give you some more hints. Here is the black population for various countries you listed…
Japan – 0%
South Korea – 0%
Finland – 1.4%
Australia- 1.3%
You getting the picture yet? No? OK, here’s some more…
Russia – 0.03%
China – 0.005%
Canada – 4.3%
Germany – 1.4%
Mexico – 2%
United States – 14.4%
You know what country consistently ranks as the highest per-capita murder rate in the world? Jamaica (92% black). You know who else? Haiti (96% black).
Get the picture?


Hey kraut-for-brains – why don’t you post some stats about all the “migrants” stabbing Germans at an alarming rate, you piece of shit?






Or maybe list some GERMAN school shootings!
- Erfurt school shooting (2002):.An 18-year-old former student killed 16 people at his former school before committing suicide.
- Winnenden school shooting (2009):.15 people were killed during this incident, making it one of the deadliest school attacks in Germany’s history.
Fuck off with your anti-second-Amendment crap, you scumbag.



Outrage Of The Day: Already-Overpaid City Workers To Get 5% Raises In New Budget. TWICE The COLA For Social Security.
Absolutely insane.
I expected more from a businessman like Herb Pearce. I expect this idiocy from Porkchop Kuehne and Dorothy Person. Females who have always owed their paycheck to the taxpayers. But not from a man who runs a business. For shame.
Don’t forget, their health benefits cost just exploded 9.11% this year – for the “premier plan” of course!
City Health Insurance To Jump 9.11% This Year…After 11.72% Increase Last Year.
We are now looking at an AVERAGE salary and benefit of over $100,000 for City workers! The AVERAGE of EVERY SINGLE CITY EMPLOYEE is now over $100,000. From my post exactly a year ago when they jacked salaries last time:
City and state salaries and benefits have been WAY bigger than the private sector for a while now. It’s an outrage.

(I remember when I bitched about more raises last year, someone on City council said “well, we used the social security COLA as our guide.” OK – so how do you explain handing out TWICE the SS COLA this year??)
Do YOU make over $100,000 in salary and benefits? I bet you don’t. But you’re paying for some cushy Nerf-job holders to make serious bank. Lucky you!
Here is a Lampasas stat for you, from Wikipedia:
The median income for a household in the city was $27,898,and for a family was $31,012. Males had a median income of $26,606 versus $19,959 for females. The per capital income for the city was $13,409. About 18.3% of families and21.1% of the population were below the poverty line.
But yeah, let’s give the seat polishers $100k per year. Sounds fair.
How about maybe using some new AI software to reduce the payroll? How about holding salaries flat for a year or two? You know, to make up for the OUTRAGEOUS salary increase during the profligate Toups years when inflation was nonexistent.
Here is my post from a few years ago. I meticulously detailed the huge raises handed out when inflation was practically zero in 2013, 2014 and 2015and raises were THREE TIMES HIGHER than inflation.
Here is just a small taste of my research:
July 25th, 2014 – Initial budget assumptionscall for a 4 percent increase in total salary expenses. In the budget approved last year, total salaries increased 3 percent. Mayor Pro Tem Wanda Bierschwale said she would like to see employees get “a goodly raise” and for the city to pay a portion of retiree health care costs. Mrs. Bierschwale also said she would like to increase the dependent cost share. White said he supports a 50 percent health care cost share for retirees and a 4 percent raise for all employees. Councilman Chuck Williamson also said he favors 4 percent raises.
[That idiot Bierschwale certainly was generous with other people’s money, wasn’t she? White and Bierschwale are long gone…but that fat 50% health care cost share remains…as does that fat raise – every year for the last 8 years. So – we see a huge raise AND a ridiculous bump in benefits: increasing the share the taxpayers pay for employees’ dependents AND for City retirees who have ALREADY gotten tons of benefits over their careers. CPI for 2014 was only 1.6%…raises are therefore 2.5 times the rate of inflation.]
Aug 14, 2015 – The council is consideringa 5 percent increase in city employees’ salaries. The original suggestion submitted to the council was for a 4 percent pay boost, but Mayor Pro Tem Misti Talbert [the original Drunken Sailor] and Councilman Robert McCauley proposed giving a 5 percent raise. CPI for 2015 was 0.1%. Raises are therefore FIFTY TIMES LARGER than rate of inflation. This was the beginning of the profligate Toups administration.
Let’s pause here a moment. CPI is up 3.1% over those three years and employee raises totaled about TWELVE PERCENT over that time. Nobody bothers to mention all of this. That doesn’t even include the generous INCREASE in benefits covering employee dependents and City retirees.
Oh, and your water and wastewater rates are going higher too, in order to pay for all of Misti Talbert’s idiot decisions like handing out free money to developers instead of taking a pound of flesh to pay for future infrastructure. Marble Falls is smart enough to charge $6,000 per house – and it was recently raised to $12,000. THAT is being smart. What Talbert and Monroe did was retarded….
