Wisconsin Superdork Cade Hilgenberg Thinks It’s ‘Racist’ To Point Out Haitians Are Eating Geese Off The Golf Course.

Let’s check in on our chronically underemployed, pudgy, he/him/they, America-hating super douche Cade Snyder Hilgenberg!

The word is spelled “doesn’t” – no wonder you can’t find a real job.

I haven’t seen the little doughboy this animated since Abbott was re-elected a couple years ago!

I’m sure your family doesn’t miss you at all.

Cade doesn’t like stories being made up! He’s sick of the lies!!!

Also Cade: Trump pissed on a Russian prostitute, Trump is a Russian agent, JD Vance humped a couch, Trump called neo-Nazis ‘very fine people,’ Hunter’s laptop was Russian disinformation, Trump was convicted of rape, Trump wasn’t actually shot back in July, etc, etc, etc.

So fuck you Cade. How’s your own medicine taste, you clown?

The reason the cats and dogs story is so awesome is that it is totally believable…and the media cannot control that narrative. It’s driving them insane – just like our fat, young friend Cade.

I also find it hilarious that Cade is constantly going on and on about how racist everyone else is, but when it came time for him to run away from “too white, too racist Lampasas” he choose….Oconomowoc Wisconsin! Which is 96% white:

Kind of like our libskank friend Carol Garner Doughty running away to Lenox MA – which is 98% white. They all talk a big game, but in the end, they are hypocrites and pussies. You never see the Hollywood douchebags running away to Haiti when they “leave the country because Trump won.” It’s always to a nice white, English-speaking place with high walls around their compound.

I don’t know for sure if there any Haitians in Ohio or anywhere else eating pets, but it doesn’t take much effort to see that many immigrants have no interest whatsoever in assimilating to American society and culture. One only need to look across the pond to the UK and France to see the aftermath of unchecked immigration – couple this with a society more concerned about avoiding the appearance of racism than saving its own norms, traditions and culture, and the result is chaos, violence and death.

The pet eating and roadkill scavenging matters because it demonstrates that these people are living in opposition to our social norms and are violating our long-held, functional taboos. They don’t share our values. Their values are unacceptable through an American lens.

Sane immigration policies are not racist, they are a necessity. We must insist that only legal immigrants can come in to our country and if they want citizenship, they must agree to assimilate.

Guy Who Tried To Shoot Trump (Again): Another Blue-Haired, Weirdo Fuck.

I liked these freaks a lot better when they just lit themselves on fire.

Don’t expect anybody on the left to condemn this guy. They’re all secretly cheering these losers on…

Ticks all the boxes – LGBTQ+, flag emojis, Nazi, fascist, racist, blah, blah, blah.

Another liberal closet fag.

The people trying to tell you democracy is on the ballot are the same people trying to kill their political opponent.

Payback is going to be a bitch.

Socialist Clayton Tucker Creeping Ever Closer To Coming Out Of The Closet.

I have to admit, I really don’t get the joke here….

All I know is the LAST asshole who leaked Trump’s tax returns is doing five years in the clink.

Trump tax return leaker sentenced to 5 years in prison

It’s a stupid “joke” that makes zero sense, but weirder still is that Comrade Clayton apparently follows a random homo from New York City.

What’s that about? So I Googled Sam Greisman….

Turns out he’s the flaming gay son of actress Sally Field. Sam is, by his own admission, a “momma’s boy.”

Sound familiar??

Now why would a 34-year-old dork in Lampasas who lives with his mom and who has NEVER been seen in female company be a follower of this random homo?

I wonder.

I also wonder if that dunce Taylor Swift understands how much more she’ll pay in taxes and how much business she just lost by endorsing Kamabla Harris. After all, childless homos who live with their moms don’t take kids to overpriced Taylor Swift concerts – rich Republicans do. Luckily, my 10-year-old told me she’s “all done with Taylor Swift” after I informed her Swift was a Kamala lover. My daughter is being raised right.

Just kidding. We all know that Taylor has a phalanx of accountants and lawyers with names like Goldberg and Silverstein to make sure all of her billions are stashed safely away in Panama, Switzerland or Turks and Caicos.

Funny how when Comrade Clayton bitches about “greedy rich” people, he NEVER brings up singers or actors. Just people who actually produce and invent things.

What dummies like Clayton Tucker will NEVER understand is that ALL these billionaires are in the same club – and we ain’t in it. They will NEVER get soaked the way Comrade Clayton thinks they will be soaked. It’s the middle class who ends up getting fucked.

In closing, I’d like to encourage Comrade Clayton to just come out of the closet already. Nobody will hate you for being a fag. We already hate you for being a socialist. The fag thing really doesn’t matter.

Kraut-For-Brains Daughter Of a Nazi Tina Seefeldt Says You Should Be Overjoyed The Haitians Are Here To Run Our Country.

The Dummy Kraut is at it again in her broken English. You’d think someone who had been here almost THIRTY YEARS would know the difference between “built” and “build”…..

According to the Dummy Kraut, we Americans are all lazy morons and the entire country was built by immigrants! I’d like to point out that back in the early 1900s when people were immigrating here, they were (1) doing it LEGALLY (2) came mainly from European/white nations like Ireland, Britain, Poland and Italy and had shared Western values (3) got ZERO welfare or handouts (4) had IQs over 70, which is the IQ of the average Haitian and (5) they assimilated into our country. They didn’t run around eating fucking cats and wearing towels on their heads, you dumb twat.

If they are all such industrious, hard-working geniuses then why is Haiti such a complete shithole??? Riddle me that, Dummy Kraut.

The U.S. isn’t made up of “magic dirt” where you can transport Haitians here and all of a sudden they are productive geniuses. If you took all the Haitians and put them in Norway while you took all the Norwegians and put them in Haiti, in five years Haiti will be normal and Norway will be shit.

Haiti is shit because it’s filled with Haitians. Any place you fill with Haitians will have similar issues.

“I wish I had 30 more Haitians” – says this moron. Well asshole, the government dumped 20,000 of them into your town. If you can’t find 30 more, that tells me the other 19,970 are totally useless. Who takes care of them? Oh right – the taxpayer!

This is why businesses love Haitian workers: An American citizen gets paid $16.50 per hour. No food stamps. No Social Security. No cash assistance. No rent assistance. No free car. No free car insurance. A Haitian gets paid $9 per hour and they get everything else paid for. But dummy Krauts who can’t spell don’t understand this at all.

After considering all the federal benefits, it’s likely the Haitian is making double, or perhaps much more than that, of what an American worker would make. Probably upwards of $30 per hour, and the employer only has to pay $9 of that. No wonder they make such willing workers.

I think dummy Krauts like Tina Seefeldt should take 3 or 4 of these Haitians into HER home and take care of them. See how long she keeps singing her retarded tune.

RELATED – Haitians drivers getting into 8 to 10 accidents per day. Killing Americans.

Unhappy Panda Closing Doors. Team Wong 1, Mercer-naries 0

Welp, just 4.5 months after Mercer/Fulton decided to toss their Wong, Happy Panda is closing their doors. This isn’t because the restaurant sucked or the owners are shady cunts. No, it’s because all of YOU are meanies unable to see what saints and heroes the owners are! Just ask Gennifer Cook-Gass, proprietor of Moldy McShitButter Inc.

Protecting minors in the face of danger!!! Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear feather boas, too!

The danger was SO GRAVE, in fact, that zero police reports were filed, zero charges were filed and zero arrests were made for them!

Kind of reminds me of the “vandalism” that also befell poor Saint James not long ago. No reports. No asking to check nearby cameras. Just a lot of grandstanding and and false modesty.

[It also reminds me of the lying sacks of shitlibs who constantly say they “received death threats” from evil right wingers, but strangely they never report it to the police or have any recordings.]

I have to say I nailed that one, when I said a few months ago I can see this being a very quick downfall. As I wrote back in May:

Anyways, this thing smells like Kristi Noem and her dog or maybe Tiger Woods and his SUV crash in 2009 when it came out he was actually banging like 30 Denny’s waitresses and his entire life imploded overnight. I can see that happening with a Happy Panda boycott. The restaurant biz is a tough one, but if 90% of the town thinks you fucked over the sympathetic figure of Quan Wong, I’m guessing you won’t last long.

Hey, there’s a limerick in there somewhere…..

  • There once was a guy who loved schlong
  • Who dumped his new partner, named Wong
  • He angered his City
  • It doesn’t look pretty
  • I don’t think this place will last long

Crazy Cunt Carol Goes On Unhinged Drunken Rant – Calls For Trump To Be Killed.

Oh, did I type “cunt”? I meant “aunt” – my bad. Must have hit the wrong key.

Reminder: Crazy Cunt Carol STILL makes her cuckold husband wear a mask.

Crazy Cunt Carol just called for Trump to be “excised from the world” – in other words, killed. She has also previously called for Tucker Carlson to be arrested because she doesn’t like his views.

She is a mentally ill, authoritarian nut job who ALSO wanted unvaccinated citizens to be jailed back during Covid.

This is how I KNOW deep in my bones that Trump is ahead now. Deranged, TDS twats like Carol Garner Doughty and Tina Seefeldt are now losing their shit DAILY with unhinged posts as we get closer to the election.

Look how many hoaxes and media lies crazy aunt cunt Carol has fallen for: she actually thinks January 6th was an insurrection! She actually thinks Trump was convicted of rape. She actually thinks six police officers were killed by a mob! She actually thinks Biden just has “slow reaction time” and is not a gibbering, drooling dementia patient.

This woman is a complete moron and menace. She is Exhibit A for low-information, propagandized dummy voters who should have never been given the vote in the first place.

Thank you 19th Amendment.

This completely deranged loon has a daughter who thinks she’s a man and a pussy unemployed son who is STILL in school at age 33 getting a PhD in something retarded like psychology. You can afford to be a bum at age 33 when your mom is married to a wallet. Just look at how Crazy Cunt Aunt Carol looks at her unemployed bum son with crazy eyes!!

“Good times make weak, soft, pussy soy boys”

She is all for open borders while she lives in her gated community that is 99% white.

You know what I hope? And I mean this with all my heart. I’m not going to take this statement down or apologize for saying this – ever. I mean, I am REALLY wanting this to happen to her: I hope Abbott ships a few thousand Haitians to Lenox Massachusetts. I hope they carjack Carol Doughty. I hope they stick a gun in her face, pistol whip her like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas, drag her out by her hair, and then run her over with her own Tesla. Then I hope they put it in reverse and do it again. Then I hope that Haitian in her Tesla drives to Ohio and Texas and does the EXACT same thing to her fucked-up, retard kids.

THAT is what she deserves for being complicit in the commie/illegal dirtbag takeover of this country.

Look at this soy boy dork:

He’s in his thirties, unemployed and begging for a joke job in “DEI consulting” – truly his mother’s son.

College, grad school, Phd…what are we looking at there, about $600,000 in tuition? All so he can go online and beg for a fucking joke job like “Diversity and Inclusion Consultant”? This guy is an even bigger pussy than Clayton Tucker. You just know that bitch Carol brags about all the letters after his name to her libtard friends – despite the fact he has never actually been gainfully employed.

“Hey everyone! I’m looking for a job that pays a ton of money, requires zero actual work, and allows me to completely fuck up the private sector by injecting woke bullshit into every single workplace interaction! Thanks!!”

I hope that when these insane Marxists get us into WWIII shortly, useless pussyfags like this are the first ones drafted and sent to the front lines to be machine gunned down. That would be awesome.

Mrs Tucker Goes To Washington. Again.

“Shucks! I’m just a cotton-pickin, squirrel-shootin, mouse-jigglin’ fake rancher from Texas, ya’ll! See my big hat?? Just here scrapin’ and a-fightin’ fer my fellow family-ranchin folks back home. Fightin fer the little fella. That’s what I do!”

First of all – it’s price GOUGING you shit head. You’d think a dummy whose parents dropped $80,000 for him to go to college and who poses as a policy expert in 20 different fields would know how to spell that.

Secondly, there is no such thing as “price gouging” – prices go up and prices go down. If you think someone is overcharging you for something, tell them to fuck off and don’t buy it. End of economics lesson.

I love how he tries to paint a picture of himself sitting in a big, opulent Congressional office with an important person while he’s banging on the desk and DEMANDING that Congressman help the little guy. He probably has fantasies about that nightly. I’m guessing that’s a typical “power fantasy” of a tiny little socialist leprechaun with a failed life who lives with mom at age 34.

It’s all he really has at the end of the day: fantasies. Kinda sad.

Umm…so how exactly are you doing this “fighting,” you fucking moron? Be specific. Are you a registered lobbyist? No? Are you the leader of some important and powerful industry group? No?

So REALLY you’re just strolling around D.C. getting high on the fumes of power that you are about a million miles away from ever actually having.

Wow! You met with someone from the USDA?!? Holy shit! Which of their 105,778 employees did you meet with? I’m sure that person ran right off and fixed all of your perceived grievances, you absolute retard.

Listening to Tom “Nutsack” Vilsack yammer about farm policy in a canned speech doesn’t really count for shit, bruv. We know you didn’t sit down with anyone important because (1) you’d have taken 100 pictures of it on your overpriced iPhone and (2) you are a fucking nobody with zero influence, power or money to hand out.

In short, you’re just a clown in a funny hat.

For someone who “never takes a vacation” you sure are flying off to other cities and doing nothing an awful lot this year! I guess your poor 68-year-old mother has to take care of whatever goats survived the Great Tucker Goat Parasite Decimation Of May 2024.

Let’s look at the RX ranching ledger sheet with income and costs, shall we?

2023: Sold two goats.

2024: Had many, many goats drop dead from parasites. Probably sold zero goats.

Hmmm….not much in the way of actual money being made. Let’s look at costs…

Expenses: Pointless trips (flights and hotels) to Washington D.C. (twice), Scottsdale AZ, Seattle WA, San Francisco, CA as well as assorted overnight trips to Austin, El Paso and San Antonio for more idiotic conventions!

Wow. Poor mom must be handing over a BIG chunk of her nice government Railroad Commission pension so that her only idiot child can fly around the country pretending to be an Important Person!

You know WHY he goes on 12 vacations but only sells TWO goats? Because he is a fake rancher. He knows he’ll NEVER make it in the private sector, so he is going full-charge into the “parasite” route hoping he gets elected to something or lands a cushy job with Greg Casar or Jasmine Crock-O-Shit in D.C. Thus his run for Ag Commissioner next year.

What’s most insane about Clayton Tucker is that he’s a real person. He’s not a troll or a parody account, which sometimes seems impossible, I know.

Someday, generations from now, the historians of the new world will write accounts of what the commie retards of the early 2000s were like. Our great great grandchildren will look at them all as fables because they’ll be that hard to believe. They’ll tell stories to their kids during the new dawn of the nightmare that could have been as a warning. Kids will sit around campfires and scare each other with stories of these times.

Our gift to them is making them history. Our gift to them is destroying and wiping out every last scintilla of commie bullshit around us today.

Lampasas Sales Tax Receipts UP 4.20% for August. Trails Texas (+6.27%)

Sales tax popped back up for August!

Continuing the up-and-down whipsaws we have seen so far this year – Lampasas was UP 4.20% (last month was DOWN 1.18%).

The state of Texas as a whole popped UP 6.27%.

The state and Lampasas are both roughly flat on the year-to-date number compared to last year.

OTHER CITIES WE FOLLOW:

Austin: UP 5.93%

Burnet: DOWN 0.44%

Dallas: UP 2.39%

Marble Falls: UP a whopping 9.6% (good thing Ryan Ward compares our City employee salaries to theirs…makes total sense!)

Why Weak Men Vote for Communism

Tucker Carlson recently tweeted that “Women and weak men are the most susceptible to evil.”

The left was scandalized, but science is on Tucker’s side, assuming by evil he means authoritarianism.

According to a new study, if you eat healthy and go to the gym, chances are you vote right-wing — as in, small government. This builds on a 2021 study that found giving Democrat men testosterone injections turns them Republican.

No only is this hilarious, it gives us insight to why left vs right exists in the first place.

These are NOT the strong men.

STRONG MEN MAKE GOOD TIMES

The study, from Brunel University in England, found men who are more muscular, who go to the gym, and have more powerful body language tend to reject government intervention in the economy.

Interestingly, the more hours in the gym, the more they rejected government.

So, yes, there’s something to the soy boys for Kamala memes.

Meanwhile, across countries women tend to vote left, and men tend to vote right. In the US, for example, there’s about a 15 point gap between men and women.

Interestingly, it’s only single women: Married women actually vote Republican by 5 points — the same as men. While single women vote Democrat by 48 points.

In other words, the Democrat party is, to a first approximation, single women.

Not all have cats, but many do.

Why do Single Women Vote Left?

So why do single women (and pussified men) vote so left?

Folk explanations include they see government as daddy, or they’re low-income and want handouts. Abortion is cited in the US, but it’s not a major issue in most countries where single women also vote left. It could just be that single women tend to be the least informed on public policy, so maybe they’re easier for media to manipulate.

But an interesting theory comes from a 2002 book called Darwinian Politics by Paul Rubin, a professor at Emory.

He posits that humans have two political instincts: to resist dominance by outside groups, and to resist in-group domination. As in, are the barbarians invading vs are the millionaires hogging all the cute girls.

He finds that conservatives tend to focus on out-group domination, so they favor policies that make us stronger: low taxes for economic growth, anti-drug laws, work requirements for welfare, strong armies.

While the left tends to focus on in-group domination, so they favor forced equality, big governments that can cut down the mighty, and fetishize niche-groups to unite the weak in a grand coalition against the strong.

Weak male angry at the strong.

What’s interesting here is that both instincts — out-group and in-group — are universal human traits. We all care about both, but we vote depending on how we see the relative threats.

So if you’re living in North Korea, you’re probably more concerned about in-group domination. If you’re living in Israel at the moment you’re probably more concerned about the out-group. And, either way, men of course have more testosterone — hence more out-group focus.

Not only does this explain the enduring appeal of left vs right — at least since Plato and Aristotle.

It also explains media focus: right media tends to focus on universals — is the country stronger, wealthier, healthier. Are the kids doing alright. It’s a politics of protection — conserving.

While left-wing media acts like we’re in civil war between classes, genders, races, religions, sexual preferences.

It’s a politics of fear which, apparently works exceptionally well on single women (and pussy fake ranchers) who may not have an on-call provider or protector.

Beto + beta

It shouldn’t be a surprise that people who feel they control their life do, indeed, vote to make their world better. While those who feel powerless (like grown-ass guys living with mom who can’t get a girl) see voting as a form of collective self-defense against their fellow citizens.

The solution, of course, is to give people more control over the lives. From school-choice to making it easier to start — or keep — a business, people who control their destiny vote to keep that control instead of voting to be led to the slaughter.

Weak people have a bias toward social consensus.

They don’t ask themselves: “is this right?”

…they ask: “will everyone think this is right, too?”

Did Anyone With The City Take Illegal Kickbacks From “Greasy” Chris Harrison Or S2M2? Did Talbert Get Handed An Envelope Of Cash?

I really hate to ask it that way, but when the City tells me that “there are no responsive documents” when it comes to the $185,000 in tax dollars they handed over the S2M2, I really have to wonder if someone is on the take.

Their official latest response?

Regarding your specific request, it met the 3 year retention schedule as of October 2023, so I cannot speak to or provide you a copy of the invoice that was provided in 2020.” 

So the City just destroyed documents pertaining to a FOUR YEAR agreement after only THREE years? Why the big hurry?

Don’t forget that during the ENTIRE term of the agreement, S2M2 repeatedly violated the terms: they only have 8 of the promised 22 houses completed, and they NEVER submitted any progress reports (as required by the agreement) over the last four years!

S2M2 (Brodie Estates) Has Been Violating Their Agreement With The City For YEARS. City Has Not Enforced Any Provisions – Despite Handing Them $185,000 In Taxpayer Money.

Since they are nowhere NEAR living up to their end of the bargain,why the hell would the City throw away any documents they had pertaining to this? Did “Greasy” Chris Harrison meet Misti Talbert in a parking lot after she rammed this through for him and get a big envelope of cash? Because that’s the only thing that makes sense to me. Remember, Misti was employed as a bookkeeper for Harrison for quite a while.

Or maybe it was Finley being handed envelopes of cash. I have wondered about that scenario more than a few times over the last 6 years as I watched the former YMCA Director spend anywhere from 3x to 10x what a job was worth.

This ridiculous $185,000 payout was turned down initially, but then S2M2 hired “Greasy” Chris Harrison to go to his former City council buddies to beg for the money – and lo and behold: Misti THEN said “we need to rethink this detention pond.”

If you need your memory refreshed, here is a synopsis I wrote FOUR years ago when this all went down:

City Hands Former Council Member “Greasy” Chris Harrison and Developer S2M2 $185,000 In City Funds For Brodie Estates