Human Flat Tire Clayton Tucker Desecrates Family Name. Brings Shame To Military Grandfather.

Local far-left communist and open-borders enthusiast Clayton Tucker desecrated his grandfather’s honor and good name today by uttering it with his filthy commie mouth on Bluesky on Veteran’s Day…

A Navy man for 35 years? Wait a minute. I thought he was a rancher. Third generation, if I go by your oft-repeated lies and my math…

So your grandpa had the balls to go off to war and fight the filthy socialist Nazis like Christine Seefeldt’s father – and 80 years later his granddaughter, Lady Clayton, is running around PUSHING SOCIALISM while praising and kissing the asshole of every border-jumping, third-world Derkaderka from Sandworld…

Grandpa went overseas at a young age and faced mortal danger, but his pussy grandson cannot even hold down a JOB on the FREE RANCH he was gifted and he STILL LIVES WITH MOM at age 35! He can’t even find his own apartment!!

Grandpa probably had a necklace made of ears he cut off of dead gooks in ‘Nam while Clayton cries for an hour if his Internet goes down for 12 minutes and he can’t re-tweet commie drivel to his 8 followers.

Jesus Christ. If grandpa hadn’t died of old age he’d have certainly died of shame after watching his fuckup loser grandson waste his days driving around in a tiny wind-up truck pretending to be a rancher and dickriding Bernie Sanders.

For shame.

Fake Rancher Communist Clayton Tucker Adds To His “Selfies With Scumbags” Collection. Disgraced And Disbarred Loser Ron Reynolds.

He just can’t help himself. Whether it’s Ilhan Omar, Raashida Tlaib or Jasmine Crocket, local fake rancher and commie scumworm Clayton Tucker just HAS to get photos with the biggest dirtbags around….

From Wikipedia:

Reynolds has faced several legal and ethical challenges during his career. In 2005, the State Bar of Texas sanctioned him twice for professional misconduct, resulting in a suspension from practicing law from April 1, 2005, to June 30, 2006, followed by a probated suspension that lasted until June 30, 2009. During his first political campaign in 2008, the Texas Ethics Commission terminated his campaign treasurer. Reynolds continued to raise and spend campaign funds until a new treasurer was appointed six months later.

In 2012, Reynolds turned himself in to authorities on accusations of barratry and was released on bond. The case was dismissed in 2013 due to issues with evidence handling. Later that year, his law office was raided in connection with a $25 million kickback scheme.  Reynolds was indicted for participating in a scheme to steer clients in exchange for kickbacks and was initially convicted in 2013, but a mistrial was declared. In 2015, he was convicted on five counts of illegal solicitation of legal clients on November 16, 2015, fined, and sentenced to one year in prison. Reynolds had represented himself in court proceedings, later saying, “Everybody advised me not to do it, but who would best represent me other than me? I know the most about this case”. Reynolds was the only one of the eight attorneys charged who did not accept a plea deal and took the case to trial.  Reynolds planned to appeal the decision.

[Barratry is the fancy term for “chasing ambulances”]

In April 2016, Reynolds was ordered to pay a former client $504,000. He was accused of winning a monetary settlement for a client whose daughter died in a car crashand then keeping her share of the money. Also in the same month, a Harris County judge ordered Reynolds to pay more than $95,000 to a couple after he had reached a settlementwithout informing them or having their consent. The next month it was reported that his law license had been suspended by the Supreme Court of Texas‘s Board of Disciplinary Appeals. It was also reported that he missed the filing deadline of May 16 to report his campaign fundraising information and that he owed over $30,000 in fines to the Texas Ethics Commission for failing to file campaign and personal financial statements on time. Reynolds filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy in 2016. He listed he owed $3,000 in unpaid Houston-area tolls, $15,000 to the Texas Ethics Commission for failing to file financial disclosure forms, and faced $1.3 million in debt.

His 2015 conviction was upheld in 2017, and he began his prison sentence on September 7, 2018. Reynolds was released on January 4, 2019, just days before the beginning of the 86th legislative session. Reynolds was formally disbarred in July 2019.

Jesus – what a piece of SHIT. Reynolds is also a communist just like Clayton Tucker, so Comrade Clayton is willing to overlook any shitty behavior in the name of the revolution.

Comrade Clayton has had Reynolds’ balls in his mouth for a long time now. He endorsed this lying, cheating, ambulance-chasing piece of shit almost two years ago….

None of this will really matter to Clayton Tucker’s campaign in the end. That’s because he doesn’t even qualify to be on the ballot in the first place.

Commie Goatwanker Admits His Entire “Ranch” Is Fakery Created For Lib Dummies.

While I was on break, we were treated to this hilarious chain of retardation…

Straight men do not stand like that. Just saying. New Jersey housewives and homos do.

He even calls it a “set”!! Yet another Freudian slip by the vainglorious little turd. What is a “set” in movie parlance?

“It is a temporary, constructed environment that creates the setting for the story.”

Sounds about right.

Back around 1979, a young actor named Mark Hamil stood on a “set” in a Hollywood soundstage filled with fog machines, fake logs, rocks and swamp water. It also contained a small rubbery puppet controlled by Frank Oz which Mark Hamil talked to and called Yoda. It was all total fakery, of course. Complete and utter bullshit made to trick the minds of ten-year-old sci-fi nerds like myself. To us, it was the swamp planet “Dagobah” and was entirely convincing.

It also apparently works on shitlibs who support Clayton Tucker, because they ALSO have the brains of a 10-year-old and are fooled into thinking he’s a “rancher” when he is not. All thanks to the carefully crafted bullshit he posts.

See that big shiny tractor behind the communist knob-head? That’s called a “prop.” It is used for photos and video clips and then put back into the barn until the next “photo shoot.”

Just like his tiny, faggy hybrid truck that can’t actually do any real ranch work. He just drives it all over Texas pretending to be a “rancher.” When he needed to actually move more than 100 pounds of shit, he had to borrow Dad’s REAL flatbed truck, as you can see in the photos below….

The above is Dad’s REAL truck.

Below, is Comrade Clayton’s fake hybrid wind-up truck, which cannot tow or carry shit. It is a “prop” for shitlib morons….

Hilarious!

Five days ago was the first chance Comrade Clayton had to OFFICIALLY file to run for Ag Commissioner. He hasn’t said a word about doing so. I believe the filing period runs until December 5th. I’ll be contacting the Secretary of State and Board of Elections to get my hands on Comrade Clayton’s filing papers.

I’m VERY curious to see how he plans on lying about his credentials in order to qualify for this position. As far as I can see, he does NOT meet the requirements for candidacy.

If necessary, I will sue his ass to keep him off the ballot. Better get ready to spend some of that grifted money on lawyers, you lying scumworm.

Kiss This, Nerd

So our local socialist fake rancher took a break from “almost crushing his leg” with Dad’s shiny Japanese tractor to aimlessly travel to yet another sparsely attended “campaign event” to take selfies with random dinks and leptons. Of course, he hasn’t even officially filed for the position yet, so he’s still not technically a candidate….

I have two gifts. The first is writing insulting and humorous limericks. I can do it pretty effortlessly. I have probably posted a dozen on this blog. All of them were gems.

The second gift I have is spotting what movie characters people look like. Even obscure ones. Comrade Clayton’s date here was clearly pulled from Revenge of The Nerds. More specifically, the chick Stan Gable shoved into Lewis Skolnick’s face when he tried to kiss Betty at the kissing booth….

Congratulations, Comrade!

In other news, as fake rancher Clayton Tucker wastes his time driving all over Texas screaming about food prices, we get the news that Thanksgiving dinner will be the cheapest since 2019 – before Biden fucked everything up….

Walmart’s Thanksgiving Meal Deal Returns To 2019 Low Price Levels

As usual. Comrade Clayton blabbering about a problem that has already been solved or never existed in the first place. Moron.

Repeal The 19th

These are the fires in which my disgust is forged.

The vacant stare. The Miss America smile. The self-assured, momentary, “tell me I’m pretty” pose clashing with the lack of effort in self-presentation and the impatience of choosing an unflattering background.

The smug, condescending delivery of the message: “I have done what you warned me not to do.” All of it completely irrelevant to the topic at hand, forced awkwardly in front of it. Obscuring it. Replacing it. Upstaging it, or so she hopes.

Standing between you and what matters, she says only: “Look at me. Look at the difficulty I have caused for you. Witness the joy that I can only derive from being your problem.”

This is not about politics. She doesn’t understand them. She doesn’t even think she knows better than you. She only knows that you can’t tell her what to do. She doesn’t even think she has power. She only knows that you have even less, and this is where she places her heart.

When the bill for her foolishness comes due, oh, how her expression will change! No longer a bold and toothy smile! Now a pouting bottom lip! No longer a triumphant hand in presentation of her own radiance! Now a through-the-eyebrows scowl, arms folded! No longer an empowered, educated feminist! Now, a hapless princess in need! “A real man pays the bill without asking!”

She offers nothing. She demands everything. She will never be held accountable for the destructiveness of her choices. She will be celebrated then as she is now, not for her contributions, but because where she is celebrated is where she will choose to be. She is the table. And the table is set. And she has placed her order. And all that now remains is waiting to be served.

Look. Look at how happy they are to make others unhappy. Her victory is that she has harmed you. “We’re voting to fuck everything up and they don’t like it hee hee hee”

End women’s suffrage.

Iranian moron leftist girls celebrating Khomeini’s arrival in 1979. He later had 30,000 leftists executed.

Somalis: Scammers And Scumbags. And VERY Expensive For Taxpayers.

In the Netherlands they’ve made the data public: each Somali immigrant has been found to cost the public about $1.2 million over their lifetime, while each North American and Japanese immigrant generated a net contribution of roughly $500,000.

In the UK, just ONE in ten Somalis have full-time employment.

What can a people with average IQ of 70 ever contribute to society?

They are a bioweapon. Deport them all.

I sometimes wonder if Comrade Clayton is smart enough to regret taking that photo with such a prominent anti-American, anti-white, anti-law-and-order piece of shit.

Probably not.

Socialist Pipsqueak Clayton Tucker To Attend Anti-American, Commie Clusterfuck Today.

Professional activist and fake rancher Clayton Tucker will be at this idiotic thing today. He’ll be there with a bunch of brain-dead old ladies and childless cat owners. Not to mention a bunch of boomers with Trump Derangement Syndrome – think Stephanie Fitzharris and Carol Garner Doughty types.

Every four months, the driest, most unfuckable twats you’ve ever met convene in one place and call it a No Kings Rally.

So nice of the “king” to let them protest within the kingdom, isn’t it?

Little do these white boomers know, the “No Kings” movement, supposedly against “kings and billionaires”, is, in reality, funded by leftist billionaire kings themselves. In truth, No Kings is bankrolled by far-left foundations backed by the same billionaire class that has been waging a political war against President Trump since his first term. Essentially, one faction of billionaires hates another, so their woke non-profit soldiers create a front group, brand it “No Kings,” and bankroll an army of paid protesters and unhinged left-wing activists. 

This is America in 2025: the permanent protest-industrial complex of hate and chaos, financed by the left.

No Kings!! Brought to you by the same clowns who anointed Kamala Harris as their nominee without a single vote! Paid for by billionaires George Soros, Bill Gates and Marc Benioff, among others!

True patriotic Americans are watching football today while enjoying lower prices for gas, record stock prices and FAR less foreign criminal invaders fucking up the country.

Commie scumbags who hate America (like Clayton Tucker) are going to gay protests like this.

Beto ran for senate and lost. Beto ran for president and lost. Beto ran for governor and lost.

Stacey Abrams ran for governor and lost. Democrats ran her again and lost.

Kamala ran for president and lost. Democrats are going to run her again.

The first No Kings March was a total flop. Democrats are doing a second one.

Democrats are the definition of insanity.

Socialist Semen Sipper Clayton Tucker Lies About Being Two Hours From Hospital. Then Lies About Tractor Accident. Probably Got Hurt Fucking A Goat.

What a complete and utter pussy. Not to mention, a liar.

But mostly a pussy.

SO MANY LIES!!

First of all, what “machinery” did your leg “almost get crushed” by? If you are out in the field by yourself on a tractor, you CANNOT get off the tractor without putting on the parking brake AND disengaging the PTO. Otherwise, the thing will shut down the second you take your ass off the seat.

You complete dummy. You total lying sack of shit.

There is literally NO WAY to “get your leg caught between a tractor and a ‘piece of equipment’ on a modern tractor. Plus NOBODY says “a piece of equipment.” They’d say what the equipment was.

You fucking DUMMY!!

I know he has modern safety features on his dad’s tractor because Comrade Clayton has a fancy, right-off-the-showroom-floor JAPANESE tractor. I have zero doubt all the safety features are still operational…unlike my zero-turn mower.

No, daddy bought that. Also, it is totally clean and unused.

Then he goes on to lie about being hours from a “rural hospital” (another lie – he lives at his mom’s house which is one mile from AdventHealth Rollins Brook)…

…AND he freaks out about dying from a rattlesnake bite like a complete pussy, even though he spends his life driving around in a wind-up toy truck and NOT doing any ranching.

You know how many people die of rattlesnake bites in the United States every year? Five or six. That’s in the ENTIRE UNITED STATES. So your odds of dying from a rattlesnake bite are about 50 million to one. Or roughly the same of you getting laid by an attractive female. You absolute tool.

The only reason he looks all sweaty and flushed in his video is because he probably tried to fuck one of his goats and it fought back and got a little out of hand. That’s it. There was no tractor accident. Just Clayton trying to get laid by a farm animal.

[For the record, we have the Family Medicine Clinic, Sulfur Creek Urgent Care (an excellent place, btw) AND a hospital on Key Avenue – ALL within 2 miles of Clayton’s mom’s house where he lives. That is for a small town of 7,500 people. Not too shabby, if you ask me. What Comrade Clayton REALLY means is he wants SOMEONE ELSE to pay for his medical care because he is jobless, broke and lazy.

I’m also not sure what he’s so scared of happening, medically speaking. He’s only 35 years old. His only real danger at his age is contracting AIDS or monkeypox and he can just insist Beto wear a condom if he’s so worried about that. It’s not like he’s going to have a heart attack any time soon. What a pussy. I’m in my 50s and live 20 minutes from the hospital. If anyone is at risk for not making it to the hospital in time, it’s me. But if I cared that much about being super close to a hospital, I’d move. That’s what grown men do. Little boys who live with mom and can’t find their own place do something else: they whine on gay videos about healthcare.]