Clayton = Costanza In A Cowboy Hat As Lies Grow More Elaborate And Outrageous.

If you are a huge Seinfeld fan like me, you remember the episode where George Costanza (who has a long history of telling outrageous lies – just like Clayton) takes a lie to the next level even though he knows it’s ridiculous and he will eventually get busted.

It’s called “The Wizard.” George tells a lie to get out of something but the people who were lied to play along and see how far George will take his bullshit. He ends up telling them he has a house in the Hamptons and two horses, Snoopy and Prickly Pete. He even puts these people in his car and starts driving them to his non-existent house.

[Oddly, this is not the first time Clayton has reminded me of Costanza. He’s unemployed and lives with his parents, remember? Plus he’s packing on the fat AND he’s short. But I digress.]

Clayton Tucker has now had his “Costanza in a cowboy hat” moment as he greatly expanded his ridiculous food allergy lie recently….

“I can’t eat American bread anymore. Makes me sick. Makes me nauseous for about 12 hours.”

BAHAHAHAHA! What the fuck is “American bread,” you idiot? Like there is ONE monolithic bread we all eat every day like soylent green. No, it’s far more likely that your nausea is the result of a strong vasovagal response to all the sand in your vagina.

According to this lying sack of shit, the culprit in his “American bread” that makes him so sick is “the yoga mat chemical” (azodicarbonamide). It is a whitening agent and dough conditioner. He is correct that it is banned in Europe.

But guess what? There are DOZENS of different types of bread in our country. Thanks to free market capitalism, you can have whole wheat, five-grain, gluten-free, etc. etc. There is no single “American bread” that this half-wit is forced to eat and get sick from.

Let’s ask AI if you can buy bread without the yoga mat chemical in it:

OR you could make your own bread. OR you could stop eating bread altogether since it’s not great for you in any form. OR you could buy homemade bread at the local farmers market. OR tell your 70-year-old mom when she buys your groceries for you to get one of the MANY breads listed above WITHOUT that chemical.

See how easy that is? It’s not a grand conspiracy. It’s the free market, you dipshit.

But guess who DEFINITELY DOES have the “yoga mat chemical” in their bread?

Oh SNAP!! Guess who has been eating at Whataburger while driving aimlessly all over Texas to blabber about chemicals in the bread making them sick? This asshole himself!

Just unbelievable Costanza-level horseshit from this kid, day in and day out. It’s embarrassing. But he’s told so many outrageous lies over the last five years, there is no going back. Just like Costanza and his fake horses, this kid has his fake ranch and fake occupation.

Maybe he should change his name to Art Vandelay.

What In God’s Name Is He Blathering About?

Do these dipshidiots in the audience really just sit there nodding their heads and swallow every absurd and incorrect thing that comes out of his mouth? Are these chicks THAT stupid?

I own plenty of shit, and you know what? The only people I ever come across who want to TAKE what I’ve earned are socialist scumbags like Bernie Sanders and YOU!

What Comrade Clayton is probably referring to is the decade-old saying “you will own nothing and be happy” – it’s a phrase derived from a 2016 essay by Danish politician Ida Auken for the World Economic Forum (WEF). For some reason he is confused about what this means and has jumbled it all up with his recent data center obsession. Of course, 10 years ago there WAS no talk of AI data centers in the mainstream, so he has no clue what he’s talking about as usual.

What Clayton might be upset to hear is that it is HIS side who loves this WEF “you will own nothing and eat ze bugs” shit. It’s been pushed by George Soros, John Kerry, Bill Gates, and other left-wing control freak globalists for a long time now. Clayton must have been living under a rock (or in mom’s house) to just be hearing about this now and getting alarmed. But again, it has nothing to do with AI data centers.

It REALLY took off during the Covid lockdowns.Those would be the Covid lockdowns that Clayton applauded and wanted a LOT more of. Clayton wanted forced masking, forced mRna vaccines, open borders, the green new deal and socialized medicine – those are ALL the same objectives as the far-left, control freak globalists who want you to “own nothing and be happy.”

So the guy who has spent his life promoting socialism and Big Gov control of every aspect of your life is now upset that “the billionaires” want to control everything? How stupid are you, buddy? Who do you think they are in bed with? It’s YOUR guys like Soros, Kerry, Trudeau, Newsome, Clintons, Obama, etc. Trump is about the only guy who has been taking shits all over the whole thing.

Get a clue.

Many left-wing leaders, including Trudeau, Biden, and others, adopted the “Build Back Better” slogan, which was promoted by the WEF as part of a post-COVID-19 “Great Reset.” You remember all that, don’t you?? It was only about six years ago and your buddy Biden was smack in the middle of it all.

What an absolute FOOL you are. You’ve been begging for this (Big Brother controlling everything) your whole life and now that you realize what a disaster it will be, you’re trying to pretend you never wanted any of it? Go back to mommy’s house and stfu already. You’ve embarrassed yourself enough for one week.

Tax Refunds Up Big.

A few months ago, local unemployed idiot (and non-taxpayer) Clayton Tucker took a shit all over the Big Beautiful Bill and claimed it was a “giveaway” to “billionaires.”

As usual when it comes to anything related to the economy, money, finance or current events, Comrade Clayton was 100% wrong.

Trust Fund Tucker has no real job or income or kids or mortgage or anything else, so he doesn’t understand how the world works at all. He can’t get a tax break because he is a parasite who lives with mom. I bet his mom and dad will benefit, but they won’t appreciate it one bit. They are TDS clowns.

Expanded deductions in the “Big Beautiful Bill” benefit tipped workers, overtime earners and seniors.

Oh. Overtime workers, tipped workers and seniors. Not exactly the “billionaire” class, you absolute dolt.

Tax professionals say the impact could be significant.

“We are not only expecting bigger refunds, but a lot bigger refunds,” said Mark Steber with Jackson Hewitt Tax Service.

Steber called it the biggest tax change he has seen in his 40-year career. According to the Internal Revenue Service, the new law expands deductions for several groups of taxpayers for the first time.

Workers who receive tips, particularly in the service industry, can now deduct up to $25,000 in qualified tip income. For many bartenders, servers and hospitality workers, that could mean a sizable reduction in taxable income.

Employees who earn overtime might benefit. The law allows qualifying workers to deduct up to $12,500 in overtime pay, giving an additional tax break to those putting in extra hours.

Taxpayers who purchased a vehicle assembled in the United States in 2025 might qualify for a deduction

“If you bought a car in 2025 and it was assembled in the United States and you took out a loan, you can get up to a $10,000 deduction on that loan interest,” Steber said. “You don’t have to itemize, but you do have to put the data on your tax return.”

So….

Get married to a stay at home mom, boom, standard deduction skyrockets and tax bracket lowers.

Have wife start an LLC and teach a few yoga classes or some other BS business, boom, you can buy a new SUV and deduct the entire cost under Sec 179.

Have kids, boom, EITC

Etc, etc, etc

Quasi-Retarded Poli Sci Major Divulges “Secret” History That Is Actually Common Knowledge To Everyone Else.

Unemployed bum who lives with mom divulges the secret history that “they” don’t want you to know!!

Yes, “they” kept this secret SO WELL HIDDEN that they wrote an awesome book and made a huge movie about it back in 1989 and 1993. It was called Barbarians at the Gate. It spent 38 weeks on the NYT Best Seller list and sold maybe half a million copies.

But “they” want it all kept secret! LOL.

The tobacco companies buying the food companies was pretty much in the WSJ every day for months and months back then. The socialist sodomite is clueless about all this because he was still in diapers then and doesn’t know any history.

The rest of Professor Goatwanker’s lecture went something like this:

“Junk food is very addictive and tastes awesome. It’s bad for you and doesn’t have much real nutrition.” Then he implies he’s going to “stop them” somehow. LOL.

The end.

Thank you Professor Goatwanker! What would we do without you? I mean, every parent on the planet tells their kid this exact same thing from age 5 until their teen years, but you really drove it home for that group of old people who have no teeth and will be dead soon anyways. It’s important you take away that one source of joy from them. Let them eat kale and spinach in the few remaining years. Good idea. No tasty ice cream or Oreo cookies for you, grandma.

Before you lecture a dozen lonely octogenarians about all this, you might want to lecture your campaign manager Izzy the Baby Beluga.

You know, the morbidly obese chick you keep buying Whataburger and Taco Bell for as you drive all over Texas. LOL.

What a total ass hat.

Socialist Clown With No Job And No Possessions Is Worried AI Will Take Jobs And Own Everything. Wait…What?

Socialist Clayton Tucker is worried that AI will “take all the jobs” and then “nobody will own anything.”

Narrator: Clayton already owns nothing. He lives with mom.

You mean like the old Soviet Union? LOL. Your socialist paradise ended up with everyone in poverty and not owning shit while the economy collapsed. How ironic. If Clayton knew any history at all, he’d know that.

Hey dummy: REAL AI hasn’t even gotten here yet and you already don’t have a job and you already don’t own anything! LOL. You haven’t for 35 years! You live in your mom’s upstairs bedroom. Literally NOTHING will change for you, yet you are the one crying the hardest. You literally have NOTHING to lose! BAHAHAHA. Christ what a joke you are!

Also, if you are so concerned about jobs getting wiped out, why are you such a proponent of letting tens of millions of third-world idiots pour over the border and work for peanuts? Same exact thing.

Quite frankly, the jobs AI will wipe out first are the ones that need wiping: the millions of useless administrators and paper pushers at every college, public school, City Hall and state capitol in the country. That army of obese, dour bums who do maybe 60 minutes of work per day and get paid $140,000 + bennies for it. Fuck them. Decimate that industry and prices at schools, hospitals and all levels of government should plummet.

Everybody wins except the lazy turds who got to milk the system for decades. They can go pick fruit or be a nurse. We’ll need a LOT of nurses for old guys like me. My ass will need wiping and AI cannot do that. Only unemployed paper pushers can do that. We should start with “Doctor” Chane Rascoe.

Potato Head Fitzharris Clan Donating Money To Socialist’s Ag Campaign. Shocker.

Example #337 for why females should have never been given the vote. I know that the 25% of sane females who vote conservative (the kind I hang out with) would agree with me 100%. They are so logical and reasonable they’d say “definitely take away the female vote in order to disenfranchise the 75% of insane women who are wrecking the country.”

Potato Head and her imbecile mother BOTH know very well that Clayton Tucker is not only an avowed socialist, but also a complete incompetent who has NO business being in charge of a billion-dollar department with 650 employees. They KNOW he still lives with his mom at age 35 and has never run a damn thing in his life.

Yet they will cancel out my vote in November with their idiot vote.

Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris came to Texas by way of California and Oregon. Her mother is from Norton Ohio, then moved to Austin and THEN decided that was too expensive, so she infested Lampasas.

One of the FIRST things Crazier Crozier did was badger City council non-stop to implement a costly and retarded recycling scheme that burns about $14,000 in tax dollars every year for no good reason.

The Potato Headed dunce daughter infested Lampasas a few years ago and immediately declared that Clayton Tucker would make a GREAT City councilman. She also thinks Stacey Abrams is a genius and Biden just had a stutter.

Spoiler: Abrams is a certified moron AND a crook.

These women are far too stupid to be allowed to vote. Period. Thomas Jefferson and the other Founders knew this as well – which is why originally, only landowner males made the important decisions for society. They had brains and skin in the game. This system would also ensure that parasitic losers like Clayton Tucker are ALSO disenfranchised since they have no skin in the game either.

Crazier thinks that autistic kids are clairvoyant, for crying out loud.

Then to make matters worse, Potato Head’s fuckup, green-haired commie kid moved here from Oregon to live with mommy – just like Clayton does. Must be why she has a soft spot for that moron. Plus his “girl”friend tagged along – two more commie votes now residing in Texas. Do you see how quickly the infestation happens? Scumbag shitlibs flee their crummy states, move to Texas and immediately set about the task of ruining it like retarded termites.

They are too prone to suicidal empathy and too easily swayed by social media echo chambers to be entrusted with something as important as having a voice in the direction of the country.

Oh, and chicks shouldn’t be judges either.

California Almond Orchards Use FOUR TIMES MORE WATER Than ALL Data Centers COMBINED.

Better tell Clayton Tucker the fake farmer that the lowly almond uses an outrageous amount of “his water” and that the Big Wig almond oligarch farmers are stealing it all!

Between 2014 and 2016 journalists accused almonds of “sucking California dry” for using roughly one gallon of water (3.79 L) PER NUT during the state’s record drought.

You know where a LOT of those almonds go? China. So you can truthfully state that the Big Wig Oligarch Almond Farmer is exporting massive amounts of water to the Chinese and screwing everyone else.

All that water for a fucking ALMOND? Sounds like a total waste to me. I hate almonds. Just like lettuce, if they disappeared off of the planet forever tomorrow I wouldn’t care or notice.

So why hasn’t Comrade Clayton gone out to California to bitch about this? Why hasn’t he mentioned it ONCE? He’s worried about power prices in Maryland, why isn’t he worried about this water wastage in California? Come on, dummy. Get on a plane to California and go stand at a town hall or something, you yokel.

Guarantee you he had no idea this was even true until he read it here – like most things he learns about for the first time. It puts all his panic and hyperbole into perspective, however.

Oh, and here is a comment on Clayton Tucker’s Facebook page from a guy who actually knows what he’s talking about:

I build the cooling system on these data centers and the disinformation and demonization of them makes me wonder whose political agenda is being fulfilled. Just imagine how a cars cooling system and radiator works. Now switch out the coolant for water how much water gets used once the radiator is full? The answer is zero. It’s a closed system. Never built an open ended system with a data center…Never even heard of one and I’ve been doing this for twenty years. Even a cooling tower does not use that much water at most 100 gallons a day. The average person uses 40 gallons a day.

Hey Clayton – I just told Chat GPT-4o AND Gemini Ultra to calculate pi to 97 septillion digits. Imagine all the water and power that is going to waste! BAHAHAHAHA! Suck it, comrade!

Clayton Tucker Ignores (Or Supports) REAL Monopolies. Cries About Fake Ones.

Clayton Tucker keeps using the word “monopoly” – I do not think it means what he think it means…

He claims there are monopolies everywhere without giving a single example.

First of all, in Clayton Tucker’s Perfect World, there are NO fertilizers at all! That’s because Clayton has stated for years he wants to end fossil fuels by 2030 – and fertilizers use MAJOR amounts of fossil fuels. No fossil fuels means no fertilizers.

Whoops. So if you are going to cry about fertilizers being “monopolized” at least be honest enough to admit you want to end fertilizers altogether – thus killing half the global population by way of starvation.

He then claims there is a monopoly on equipment like tractors – he has claimed this many times before. But monopoly means “ONE” as it has the root word “mono”:

There are WAY MORE than one tractor manufacturer. In fact, there are at least 13:

I own a Deere. My neighbor owns a Kubota. Clayton’s Daddy bought a Yanmar (Japanese) for Clayton to stage photo ops on. One of my buddies owns a 25-year-old Massey Ferguson. I’d hardly call that a stranglehold by any one company.

How many tractor makers does King Clayton demand we have? 100? 800? Does he realize how capital intensive it is and the massive amount of investment it takes to build a tractor manufacturing plant? Of course not. He’s a fucking idiot.

While Comrade Clayton whimpers about phantom monopolies everywhere, he also SUPPORTS and throws money at some REAL monopolies.

He LOVES the public school monopoly. He has spoken out DOZENS of times AGAINST school choice in Texas.

There are mountains of data showing competition and school choice LOWER cost and increase quality. But Comrade Clayton doesn’t give a shit about that. He wants to protect the teacher’s unions and the money they give the shitlibs.

But it turns out “the people” WANT vouchers badly. Luckily, the GOP gave it to them. It has been a MASSIVE success so far. Even that liberal idiot Ronnie Witcher was forced to admit as much in the Radiogram recently:

Same goes for one of the most inefficient, money-wasting monopolies of all time: the U.S. Postal Service. Clayton never makes a peep about that either, because the USPS is ALSO loaded with union workers who donate to shitlib causes. He doesn’t care about the billions of dollars lost and the shitty service when it comes to mail. Because he is a liar and a fraud and a Marxist.

He also throws piles of personal AND campaign money at other companies that are effectively monopolies like Amazon, Google, Facebook, etc. He spends piles of money on Google search optimization alone, to boost his lies and propaganda while suppressing my articles of truth about the fake rancher!

Clayton Tucker: “We need more than 13 companies making tractors!! That’s a MONOPOLY! It must be busted!!”

Also Clayton Tucker: “We need SINGLE-payer socialized medicine so the federal government can run the entire healthcare industry by itself!!”

Dumb shit.

So there you have the truth once again: Clayton Tucker ignores or throws money at REAL monopolies and makes up stories about a monopolized tractor industry and phantom “price gouging” at the supermarket.

Trust Fund Tucker Campaign Ad Lies. Part III – Driving Dad’s Super-Polluting Truck.

We’ve seen Clayton Blubber’s shepherd’s crook lie and the gun lover lie in the first two parts. Let’s look at a third bit of fakery in this clown’s “campaign ad.”

At the 10 or 11 second mark, he is shown driving a “ranch truck” like a good old boy.

The problem is, it’s daddy’s truck.

HIS truck is a tiny, pussy wind-up hybrid that is useless for real ranch work. He bought it so he could reduce his gas bill while driving aimlessly all over the state BUT also “look like a rancher” to the rubes he meets.

He wouldn’t dare use his wind-up fagmobile on a ranch. It might get knocked over by a goat or stuck in a puddle. Or get some doody on it.

It’s strictly a prop for his continuing fake rancher routine….

Clayton rarely stops blabbering about “global warming” and the need to ban fossil fuels by 2030, so it is kind of hypocritical that his three-person family owns AT LEAST FOUR TRUCKS (plus a Trans Am)!

This isn’t the first time Clayton has gotten into one of Daddy’s trucks and pretended it’s his.

He was dumb enough to leave the license plate visible in his campaign ad, so I went ahead and did a search on that vehicle...

What I discovered is enough to make a shitlib tree hugger puke twice and die.

To wit:

 This is a 1983 Chevrolet C/K30, often equipped with a large-block 454 cubic-inch V8 (7.4L) or a 6.2L diesel engine,is a high-polluting vehicleby modern standards. As a heavy-duty, 1-ton “square body” truck from the early 1980s, it predates most modern emission control technology, resulting in significantly higher emissions of hydrocarbons, carbon monoxide, and nitrogen oxides compared to modern trucks.

Ouch. Tell us more!

  • Fuel Consumption: With a 454 V8, these trucksare notorious for extremely poor fuel economy, meaning high carbon emissions per mile driven.
  • Engine & Exhaust: The, 1983 models often featured carbureted engines, which are less efficient at fuel-air mixing than modern fuel injection systems, leading to higher tailpipe emissions.
  • Emission Controls: While 1983 models did have basic emission systems (like Catalytic Converters, if not removed by owners, and early smog pumps), they were not designed to meet the strict emission standards enforced in later decades.
  • Usage: Often used as work trucks (dump trucks, duallys), these vehicles are frequently operated under heavy loads, which increases overall emissions.

So the asshole that wants to get rid of fossil fuels by 2030 and who cheered on hundreds of billions wasted to combat “global warming” lives in a family with four or five trucks, several of which spew WAY MORE pollutants into the air than most other vehicles around.

What a cunt.

“Devistate” – LOL. What a maroon.