The Clayton Tucker Fake Rancher Fraud Timeline – Part III

So now we are up to the final two years or so of the fake rancher game – when it all falls apart and a new grift is sought out. When we left off in Part II, it became clear that Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 TX and Chairman of the Lampasas Democratic Party would NEVER win an election in rural Texas. So what to do next? Getting a real, full-time job in the private sector is out of the question. He’s too lazy for that.

After his twin electoral ass beatings in 2020 and 2021, Clayton had to change course again. NOW it was clear he was going to try and rise up within the ranks of Democratic parasites. If he couldn’t get elected in the REAL world, he’d try to get elected to positions within the Democratic party ITSELF.

This began immediately after the City council beatdown, when he was “elected” (actually ran unopposed and appointed) to be Chairman of the Democratic Party of Lampasas – yet another unpaid position to pad the resume with.

Socialist Parasite Clayton Tucker To Head Lampasas Democrats [July 2021]

“Rancher” lie still going at this point.

This is also right about the time he either got fired from or quit his job with the Bernie Sanders communist organization “Our Revolution – Texas” – or else it just went bust. All the links to “Our Revolution Texas” are now inoperable…so it’s likely he got let go because they ceased to exist as a going concern….which is awesome!

In fact, it would not surprise me at all if he jumped into the Lampasas Dem position because he needed a new unpaid title after getting canned from Our Revolution Texas.

He spent the rest of 2021 (1) pretending to be a rancher and (2) chiding people to mask up and get the vaccine, even though it was the fall of 2021 and only idiots still believed the Covid-19 plague narrative.

He also formed “Grassroots Nation” in late 2021 – which is his LLC for his “business” of doing social media for clients. Of course, pretty much EVERY client is either a non-profit Clayton formed himself, a non-profit he belongs to, or one of his Daddy’s businesses (renting out a truck and selling car parts).

Hm. I wonder why Clayton’s “ranch” that he owns/works for didn’t hire Grassroots Nation to do their website and other social media???? Mysteries abound…

Clicking on “Our Revolution Texas” is a dead link…as is “Healthy Texas.” What a surprise.

In the spring of 2022, he decided two things: (1) he decided NOT to run for City council again – more proof he knew he would never be elected to anything besides internal Democrat Party crap and (2) he decided to run for ANOTHER unpaid position within the Democratic Party organization of Texas: SDEC-24

Clayton Tucker SDEC “Job” Will Pay Negative Salary. Position Currently Held By Moron Who Believes in Clairvoyants.

Moving on up! He now held Chairman of the Lampasas Democrats AND was the rep for SDEC-24 in Texas.

There was still a problem though: both of those positions are unpaid, and actually COST money to hold. Which is why only ladder-climbing morons want them. Then again, mom has let him live upstairs at her house for the last seven years…why won’t that just continue indefinitely?

Solution? Start angling for cushy gov jobs from other parasites. This was never more obvious than his pathetic ass kissing of Greg Casar, the Austin City Council socialist and deadbeat who has ALSO never had a job and somehow got elected to U.S. Congress.

“Yoo hoo Greggy!! I’m available to be on your staff in D.C.! Please hire me!! I’ll suck your socialist cock every night. Promise!!

The Fupa, Terrific Happy Hour! [July 2022]

He did this with a LOT of elected politicians….kissing asses and posting fawning tweets hoping to get in the good graces and maybe get offered a job:

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride, eh?

Actually, more like a groupie for some dirtbag retard band. Hanging around the bus hoping to suck a cock or two thinking they really like him but then gets tossed to the sidewalk like Drew Barrymore in Almost Famous.

He’d love that too.

How do you think all these people will feel when they research you and learn their “rancher” is nothing of the sort? He’s just a communist loon who lives with mom and takes pictures with goats for his old lady Facebook followers?

He also formed the Texas Progressive Caucus in September 2022 – to try and push radical commie ideas onto the Texas Democratic Party. Of course, he is the sole member of this non-profit organization. They are “famous” for only two things: being a client of Tucker’s Grassroots Nation LLC and signing the idiotic Climate Justice letter recently. That’s it.

So with no real electoral prospects AND no desire for gainful employment in the private sector AND no luck fishing for a joke job from the other parasites, he is making is final move, I think: moving away from the fake rancher thing to a “rural dude” and jumping into the global warming grift head first. We will see what happens with the new Texas Bluebonnet PAC very soon.

86% Of Pinwheels Idle Right Now As Wind Dies – Operating Reserves Tighten.

Contrary to what some socialist fools spout, the wind does NOT always blow. In fact, it is barely blowing now…leaving 86% of installed wind power sitting idle as reliable natural gas covers 60% of our power needs and saves the day once again.

Are we fucking Venezuela or something? “Hey, the wind died! When the sun goes down, reserves will get even tighter! Turn off your AC and live like an animal because a loud minority or retards are upset the global temperature may be 1.5 degrees higher in a 100 years after they are all long dead.”

I can’t wait until this whole moronic “wind power” fad dies out in five years when rational and sensible people are back in charge. I’m going to rub it in the faces of greentards until the day I die. I’ll be posting pictures of giant blades being buried in landfills and ugly-ass metal towers all over Texas falling apart because they make zero economic sense.

Until then, the power of every green-energy moron should be totally cut right now to “conserve” and the rest of us will live our normal lives.

No, “Climate Change” Did Not Cause Extensive Maui Fire Damage. A Woke, Moron Government Official Likely Did.

How detrimental is it to allow far-left ideologues into bureaucratic public works positions?  The state of Hawaii just found out this week with a blaze that engulfed the Island of Maui and killed at least 110 people.  A series of management blunders are being blamed for the deadly wildfire, but one incident in particular has frightening implications.  

With wildfires ripping across West Maui on Aug. 8, a state water official delayed the release of water that landowners requested to help protect their property from damage and stop the spread. The water standoff played out over much of the day and the water didn’t come until too late.  The dispute involved the Department of Land and Natural Resources’ water resource management division and West Maui Land Co., which manages agricultural and residential subdivisions in West Maui.

According to accounts of four people with knowledge of the situation, M. Kaleo Manuel, a Native Hawaiian cultural practitioner and DLNR’s deputy director for water resource management, initially refused West Maui Land Co.’s requests for additional water to help prevent fires from spreading to properties managed by the company. Manuel eventually released water but not until after the fire had run its course.

His office has not yet commented on the delay of water resources. 

How much damage could have been prevented with the extra water is not yet known.  However, the question of “Why?” needs to be addressed in the wake of one of the worst natural disasters in Hawaii’s history.  Though bureaucratic red tape might be the most obvious suggestion, a recent interview with M. Kaleo Manual offers some interesting and disturbing insight.  Manuel waxes philosophical on “water equity” (“equity” being a pervasive woke buzzword) and an ancient “reverence” of water as god-like.  He uses these beliefs to support his rationale for keeping tight controls over Hawaiian water supplies; not as a resource to be used, but as a holistic privilege offered by the government. 

“Kaleo Manuel” is Hawaiian for “Clayton Tucker”

His sentiments represent a now familiar far-left cultism and propensity to place Earth worship and climate ideology over the the lives of average people.  It is also a rather common trope of the far-left to depict indigenous peoples as environmental sages “one with the planet,” leaving it unaltered for thousands of years – This is not historically accurate but it certainly serves the purposes of the progressive narrative.  Upon arrival on the islands, Polynesians introduced their own transported landscapes and alien species of animals. The population grew, cleared vegetation, and established an intricate agricultural system by the 1300s. Hawaii was indelibly altered by the Polynesians long before the Europeans ever arrived.

Today Marks City Ransomware Attack Anniversary – Nobody Was Ever Punished, Blamed Or Fired For Massive Screwup.

This week marks the four-year anniversary of the Great Ransomware Attack of 2019.

Lampasas Targeted in Ransomware Attack

In case you forgot, that was the ransomware attack that brought the City technology infrastructure to a standstill for 10 days or so. I was one of the first to break the story. Here are some headlines as a reminder:

Lampasas City Offices Go Offline On Exact Same Day as Texas Ransomware Attacks…Hmmmmmm

Ransomware Attack Confirmed By City

The Finley-Spin Begins. Here is a TRUE Ransomware Timeline

City Attorney Stonewalls My Request For Ransomware Attack Details.

Monica Can’t-Wright Requests $6,216.36 In Emergency Funds for Computers Ruined in Ransomware Attack

Another $30,388 Requested For Computers and Servers Ruined in Ransomware Attack – New Total Damage at $36,604

Monica Requested $6,216 To Replace Computer Equipment Ruined in Ransomware Attack…Ends Up Spending $9,539

What happened after that?

#1 – the City NEVER explained how it happened. I actually sat down with the City manager a few weeks afterwards and was told “we can’t talk about it as the FBI is investigating.” Four years later, the investigation is long over but Mayor Talbert and City Manager DeGraffenreid never publicly commented on how it happened. NOBODY was held responsible. Talk about job security!

#2 – Tens of thousands of dollars of equipment were rendered inoperable. Not only was nobody held responsible for the attack, Mayor Talbert THANKED the two IT employees (who are most responsible for the entire disaster) for “working hard” during the crisis.

#3 – IT Director Monica Wright (who holds no network certifications) who has polished that seat for 17 years now (salary and benefits over $116,000) and the “network administrator” Kristy Acevedo were not only NOT fired or publicly lambasted, they were THANKED by Misti Talbert. They both still have their jobs to this day and have had their salaries/benefits INCREASED 23% over the last 4 years (from $180,000 to $222,000) – and the IT Department budget has been increased 33% from $301,000 to $407,000.

Zero consequences for that massive blunder. This is what is known as “job security” in the government sector.

In the old days, if you worked for the government, the pay wasn’t that great but you got really good benefits AND you basically couldn’t be fired. NOW, however, you get all three: extremely high pay, very good benefits AND it is impossible for you to be fired…even if you leave the barn door open to a massive ransomware attack that cost the taxpayer tens of thousands of dollars in wrecked equipment.

As Budget Process Starts, Here Are Current Salaries Of “Underpaid” City Employees. They Are Higher Than I Thought.

The only way to know exactly what the top bananas are getting paid by the City is to make an open records request of paystubs and multiply by 26 pay periods. Govsalaries is a good start, but they are usually behind the curve a bit.

I made such a request last week so we can get a baseline going into the current budget talks where Finey has informed us that they need ANOTHER “4% to 5% increase” in salaries for some personnel.

#1 – City Manager Finley DeGraffenreid: current salary $156,000($6,000 every 2-week pay period). This is the guy who got a secret $10,000 bump from $130,000 to $140,000 during the pandemic. That would be the pandemic when many were losing their jobs and had their businesses forcibly closed by the government. Most City employees got to sit home for weeks on end to “flatten the curve” as well. So we are looking at a $26,000 (20%) increase in three short years.

Pretty good pay for a guy who sits in an air-conditioned office most of the time and who oversaw debacles like the Hostess House “facelift,” the Old City Hall “renovation,” the still-empty Business Pork project and the Ransomware Attack of 2019….and who tends to pay double or triple what a job is worth.

Oh, and he now has an assistant to do his bitch work. So 20% more pay and a lot less work to do. No wonder he hasn’t retired yet. He’s getting handed $6,000 every two weeks to stroll around and say shit like “stakeholders” and “leveraging enterprise funds.”

[Fun Fact: Finley has made $1.85 million over last ten years thanks to Lampasas wildly overcompensating him]

#2 – Assistant to the City manager Ryan Ward: current salary $121,000(up 10% since he was hired 18 months ago). Ryan was overpaid the instant he was hired. Finley started him at $110,000, despite the fact that a typical salary for that position is more like $85,000:

Just MONTHS later, Ryan got a COLA – even though he had just agreed to a starting salary 6 months earlier and had no business at all whining about a cost of living bump.

Ward’s main job seems to be coming up with knew and novel ways to cost the City more and more money to make his own job slightly easier. Like the $38,850 he requested (and got) last year to make it easier to calculate requests for time off from OTHER employees. No, I am not making that up.

Ward also thought (after a mere 7 months on the job) that super special government employees like him needed more perks…like $5 rounds of golf and days off for not being a fat slob. No, I’m not making that up either.

Another thing Ward did was to conduct a “salary study” (using towns like Fredericksburg and Marble Falls) to “prove” how underpaid Lampasas City employees are. Ironically, Ryan himself informed us that the position of Lampasas Police Chief was OVERPAID by about 8%!

The City responded by RAISING the police chief’s salary further. Which brings us to….

#3 – Police Chief Jody Cummings: current salary $103,245(UP 4% from the time Ward informed us he was overpaid by 8% last year). Jody was making “only” $81,540 back in 2019 – and has thus seen a 26.6% increase in the last four years….as he was promoted to chief after Sammy Baily retired.

Oh – and the police chief of Burnet, right down the road and the same size as us, makes about $30,000 LESS than Cummings does.

[Is this a good time to let you know that city council just set this year’s property tax rate at the absolute maximum they could get away with without triggering an election? Or that city employee compensation will surpass $10,000,000 in the budget this year for the first time ever? No? Then I’ll keep quiet about that.]

#4 – Economic Development Director Stacey Ybarra: current salary $85,719 Stacey was hired a mere 8 months ago. But somehow she got started at a salary TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS HIGHER than Mandy Walsh was getting – even though Mandy was in that spot for 5 years and had more letters after her name. Shit like this makes me wonder if Finley has been getting kickbacks all these years. It’s the only thing that makes sense to me.

Anyhoo – Stacey’s NUMBER ONE PRIORITY (according to her) is to get that Business Park filled up! As of today, it still sits empty. Now, she has CROWED about a “project” being “won” and she has crowed about “20 to 35 jobs” being created by some secret company – but refuses to divulge the name of the company or anything about it.

From where I’m sitting, that looks like being paid $85,719 to lie your ass off. But what do I know. I’m just a stupid taxpayer, here to be milked by goldbrickers.

Don’t forget all the days off too….

Oh, did I also mention the public pool is now closed way earlier than normal? Yeah, we probably don’t have money for that. We need to hike everyone else’s pay “4% to 5%” so they don’t all starve to death on their six-figure salaries.

LEDC Handing “Economic Development” Director Budget Increases – Because They Reward Mediocrity

What do you do when the head of “economic development” manages to keep the Business Park empty and produce no discernable results for her $85,000 salary (and $32,000 in benefits)?

Why, you give her another $16,000 and a $900 iPad to boot!

Yes, yes – only the BEST and most expensive iPad will do! She is a government employee, goddammit! We must pay top dollar!

I refuse to buy Apple shit so I have no clue what that stuff costs. I know it’s wildly overpriced, but $900 sure sounded like a lot to me. So I looked it up. It is. Plenty of nice ones available for $500…and plenty of “budget” iPads for $250.

But Shaub and Hudson don’t play that. You don’t spend decades on the LEDC wasting millions like those guys by looking for deals.

Did Mandy not leave an iPad behind? What has Ybarra been using for the last 8 months? A ratty old iPad that was, like, 12 months old or something? Gross.

Ybarra also asked to increase the “professional services” and “advertising” budget (presumably for the Business Pork) by over $8,000! Gee, why do they need that?? According to the LEDC, the Governor’s office is sending them PILES of RFI’s (requests for information) every week for free! At least that’s the story they have told us for the last 20 years. Seems weird you need to advertise that much when the governor is sending stuff for free.

[FUN FACT: the LEDC has spent over FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS advertising that piece of shit goat pasture over the last 10 years! With NOTHING to show for it. Just last year, they asked for $15,000 for advertising!]

Furthermore, Ybarra wants another $7,600 for “conferences” and “school.”

Yes, you read that right. She wants to gallivant around to more useless Nerf conferences like the one she went to this year:

Economic Director Stacey Ybarra Attends Nerf Conference – City Pays To Learn Obvious Facts I Have Written About Here For Years (For Free).

AND she wants the City to pay for her schooling so she can get more letters after her name! Pardon my pointing this out, but Mandy Walsh had WAY more letters after HER name and she was paid LESS than Ybarra is getting in her first year on the job! How the hell does that work?

You know what happens after that? Ybarra likely uses those extra letters after her name (which Lampasas paid for) to shop herself around to other cities for an even HIGHER paying job. You watch and see. You heard it here first.

If LEDC president Lampasshole were in charge, all of these requests would be denied and the LEDC disbanded.

Lampasas School District Faces Massive $4.3 MILLION Deficit

Jesus Christ. You have to wonder sometimes: where the hell does it all go??

The CARES Act gave $30 billion to schools. The COVID Supplemental gave them ANOTHER $81 billion. The American Rescue Plan Act gave ANOTHER $170 BILLION. So that’s $280 billion – or over a quarter of a TRILLION dollars.

The State of Texas just threw untold billions more at the schools.

You have Lometa going to 4-day weeks, even though they had enough money to blow $1.9 MILLION on a new track.

The LISD expenditures for this school year are going to be $43.866 million dollars. Just two years ago, it was $35.7 million – that’s a 23% increase in just TWO YEARS.

They had plenty of money a year or two ago – so much that they wasted SIXTY-SEVEN THOUSAND on an intercom system for a single school.

How hard did they shop THAT one around? I’m guessing “not very.”

And the school board has the nerve to actually tell us they need a new football scoreboard for $200,000!!! Are you out of your minds?

I wonder how many of the current students are here illegally. Are we even allowed to ask? Don’t worry though. Bruce Haywood and Clayton Tucker (neither of who pays a dime in property taxes) says a wall at the border is “racist” and we should let everyone in who jumps the fence.

Plus, somebody has to pay “Doctor” Chane Rascoe’s $177,000 salary (plus benefits!)

More Sad Milestones Hit By LEDC and Failed Business Park

It’s hard to believe it has been TWO WHOLE YEARS since Misti Talbert was installed as president of the LEDC.

Inbred LEDC Decides To Inbreed Some More – Talbert Takes The Wheel

It has been 18 months since Talbert and the LEDC stood before City council and begged for another $2 million to incinerate at the “Business Park” – and swiped $971,000 in Covid relief funds from the City. Money that COULD have been used for just about anything. Instead, the LEDC grabbed it and set it on fire….

Talbert and LEDC Pilfer $971,000 MORE From City Coffers For Business Park Debacle.

Guess what? The Business Park is STILL EMPTY today on August 14th, 2023! And despite the LEDC posting about a “project won” and “20 to 35 jobs created,” when pressed for evidence of this, they had to admit: we don’t have any.

Of course, the biggest piece of evidence of all is the giant 156-acre “goat pasture” (former council member Mike White’s words, not mine) sitting out there on highway 183 as you head south towards Cedar Park. A $7 million dollar testimony to idiocy, money wasting, incompetence and general retardation.

“Shovel ready” for EIGHT YEARS. Still empty.

Why, it is already EIGHT MONTHS since Ryan Ward and Stacey Ybarra went on the radio and told us the following:

Ryan Ward: “That’s a great question! I can give you an update on that! Mandy did a great job…it is about 99% complete…the legwork that Mandy had done…there are several businesses that were waiting on the City of Lampasas to complete that… so once the electric is complete, we hope to get folks, uh, moving in as soon as possible, you know, some of these businesses that are really interested in being out there”

Yet here we sit ANOTHER eight months later. Nothing accomplished. What happened to the “several businesses” waiting in the wings? You’ll never get an answer on that, because the City’s hack attorney refuses to divulge it. It’s all “secret.”

The Lampasas Economic Development Corporation: throwing tax money into a pit for 21 years and counting!

How the Business Pork Project Started 21 Years Ago (Spoiler: They Lied From The Start)

Business Pork Project – REAL Phase I Was in 2003

Didya Know? Business Park Edition (2005)

‘Business Park’ Is Huge Piece of Pork. Pope Eckermann and Others Feasting On Taxpayer Ass

OUTRAGEOUS Tidbits From LEDC Non-Profit Filings

Did Lampasas Build A Biz Park In The 1970s??

Look How Much Money the LEDC Has Squandered Over The Last Six Years

The Lie That Keeps On Giving

Shovel Ready – Another Lie

Weed Patch Blasts From The Past

Mandy Walsh Begs Ajinomoto To Back ‘Business Park’. Ajinomoto Offered City 200 New Jobs AND $300,000 Back In 2016. City Declined!!

Somebody Has Some ‘Splaining To Do Regarding Eco-Strong, Mike Cour and the ‘Business’ Park Money Pit

Has The Eco-Turd Finally Been Buried?

LEDC Kinda/Sorta Grilled By Council – A Rarity. Mandy Clause Flustered – Part I

*UPDATE* – LEDC Loan Costs Now Much Higher For Taxpayer Thanks To Idiotic Extension Of Original Loan

Reviewing Business Pork Project Prospective Tenants

Council Meeting 2-14-22: Talbert and LEDC Pilfer $971,000 MORE From City Coffers For Business Park Debacle.

Lampasas Democratic Party Chairman Web Of Lies. The Definitive Timeline Of A Fraud. Part II.

So, we got a good look at the CURRENT resume in Part I. This is the resume that shows he is finally abandoning the Fake Rancher Persona, at least as far as his on-line persona goes.

Oh, he’ll still wear a cowboy hat and play “rancher” for the little old ladies with the goat pictures, but he knows he’s been busted – and he needs to move on to the Global Warming Grift full time.

Here is the definitive timeline of how we got here – all of Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 TX lies strung together in one spot for posterity. When he decides to run for something again, I will hand ALL of this over to his opponent on a silver platter.

Graduates college in 2013, dicks around doing nothing for a year and then babysits kindergarteners for 9 months in China in 2014/2015. Quits that after blathering about how great China is and how the healthcare is SO cheap, etc, etc. But shockingly, decides to leave.

Dicks around “traveling the world” in Asia on someone else’s dime until he resurfaces in Lampasas in 2016. Dicks around another year until summer of 2017 doing nothing. He is now 26 and must be kicked off mom and dad’s health insurance by law.

His parents are probably now saying “hey asshole, we spent $80,000 for your useless International Relations degree…get to work – you graduated FOUR years ago!” so he starts some shitty blog called Organic Helicopter in the summer of 2017. It goes bust almost immediately. He also tries to grab a vacant Lampasas City council seat at this time – and fails.

Shit! What to do now? This is when he starts glomming onto loser campaigns like Chris Perri (loses in primary to Julie Oliver) and Julie Oliver (loses in general to Roger Williams). Gets a taste of grifter life from idiots like Julie Oliver and Robert O’Rourke. Also, Clayton’s mom used to be a government employee with the Railroad Commission and I’m pretty sure a relative got him an internship in Williamson County/County Attorney’s office during the summer of 2011. So he decides to go the “parasite” route with his life.

Maybe thinks he can work his way up the grifter totem pole working for free for loser grifters like Julie Oliver. In 2018 grabs a position (I hesitate to call it a job as I don’t think he got paid) with the Bernie Sanders scumbags “Our Revolution” – and pals around with Bernie Bros during this time:

Still hasn’t adopted “iconic” cowboy hat and fake rancher persona
Still no cowboy hat…just trust fund nerd baseball cap

[He becomes butt buddies with Jim Hightower at this point who he seems to worship. They have a lot in common: both commie nerds who pose as farmers but have ZERO practical agricultural experience]

Decides to run for office HIMSELF towards the end of 2019. I’m guessing he saw how unintelligent and unskilled all these other grifters were and thought “hey, I’m just as dumb and useless as them. Why can’t I run for office too?”

He was briefly a candidate for Texas House District 54 as of September 2019, but pussied out and withdrew, for reasons unknown. Possibly because he didn’t live there. When he switched to TX Senate-24, he listed a Killeen address. Considering he lives with his mom in Lampasas, that is likely another lie. I once tried to track down his candidate filing papers for that race, but they had been lost or destroyed, apparently….

He bitches online (November 2019) about “losing his health insurance” because he’s “decided to run for office,” like he is making the supreme sacrifice –this is a massive lie. One of the first Big Lies I caught him in. According to HIM (all three resumes), he was “working” for the Bernie Sanders communists at Our Revolution at this time – he was even a “State Director“!!

So the Bernie Sanders political organization that demands health care for ALL did not even provide health insurance to their own employees??? Hilarious! But they didn’t deny him insurance because he was running for office. That’s a lie. A convenient lie for Tucker to segue into how healthcare is a “human right” and we need socialized medicine – one of his favorite demands.

Fun fact: Our Revolution Texas appears to now be defunct. Score one for our side.

The first of many, many lies. But he never thought anyone would put all this together, I’m sure.

That gay-ass photo of him on grampa’s tractor wearing sunglasses and a hat my 83-year-old mom would wear is where he likely launched his Fake Rancher Persona for his campaign against Dawn Buckingham. He yukked it up more and more in every newspaper interview he did, laying on the country boy bullshit thicker and thicker each time. He made up bullshit about “the family farm” that would never be checked by anyone. Or so he thought…

Clear the field for crops. BAHAHAHAHA. What crops???

….and by the end of the year, he had left a huge trail of lies and bullshit about being a farmer/cowboy/rancher – thinking he’d never get caught for it. He was EXTRMELY careless about interchanging those terms, too. A real farmer wouldn’t call himself a cowboy or a rancher….and vice versa. But we are not dealing with a genius here…and he never thought this would all catch up to him eventually.

Covid hit in March 2020 and it worked out nicely for him. He had no real job and was running for office – so he could afford to scream about “stay home, save lives!” because he already stayed home (just like Fitzharris, Haywood, Melissa Johnson and the rest of the losers who yelled at us to do the same).

So he spent countless hours doing retarded videos called “Tucker Talks” – this is where he switched hats and started REALLY going hard with the “cowboy/rancher” bullshit. I covered this fraud in a blog post:

He Wants To Be A Cowboy Baby

[Spring of 2020 he glommed onto his first non-profit with some hard-core lefty hippies (Kristin R. Wright & Kelly Flading) in Killeen called Killeen Creators. He did a bunch of photo ops with masks on and lists it on his resumes – but he never does any work in those gardens or gets his hands dirty. The main driving force was Flading, who died in 2021 and was a TRUE hippie farmer – not a poseur. Now it is mostly a bunch of fat hippies who sit around doing art and creating safe spaces]

Like most women, he was EXTRMELY petrified of Covid and wore a mask everywhere. He chided his opponent Dawn Buckingham (who is a REAL doctor and accomplished surgeon) for being smart enough to realize a mask is useless against Covid.

The guy who can’t get his own life together and lives with mom is going to “protect the health of everyone” – yeah right!
Stupid asshole wearing a useless mask touting socialized medicine. That says it all.

After getting utterly destroyed by 40 points by Dawn Buckingham in the fall of 2020, he was back to being a nobody. He sure didn’t like that. He had gotten a taste for the attention with newspaper and radio interviews as well as his blathering on “Tucker Talks” videos. He got to sit there and act like he knows what he’s talking about (i.e. wind power) even though he clearly does not.

[At this point, every single campaign he touched had turned to shit: Chris Perri, Julie Oliver and his own (twice) with House 54 and Senate 24. He needed to aim smaller and get an easy win, right?]

So of course, he decided to run for Lampasas city council in February of 2021. This is when he appeared on my radar. He also ONCE AGAIN seemed to forget he was a rancher when he filed to run against Zac Morris – and listed his occupation as “political organizer.” May as well just put “loser deadbeat” with that title.

But hey, he got the address correct this time: mom’s house on Western Ave. Not some fake Killeen bullshit address.

Now he laid the “rancher” bullshit on thick again. He tried some “good-old-boy” connections to paint himself as a long-time local. In reality, he only moved to Lampasas around 2016. Hell, I’VE lived here longer than him!!

Bob and Ree (Rosalee) Wright are his grandparents on his mother’s side. THEY are the ones who own the “ranch” where Comrade Clayton goes to pretend at being a rancher – out on CR 2001.

In just 20 months, he had transformed from Bernie Bro, baseball-cap wearing, tuba-playing nerd to a good old boy in a cowboy hat and ranch wear who was a “salt of the earth” rancher! Amazing!

I bashed the shit out of this clown for three months straight – and exposed him as a fraud. He was subsequently dismantled by Zac Morris – losing almost as badly as he had to Dawn Buckingham:

Now he’s a four-time loser. Ouch.

Clearly, being elected to real office in rural Texas is never going to happen. To be elected, you need two of three things: (1) looks and connections (Gavin Newsom, Justin Trudeau) (2) a shit ton of money (Perot, Trump, Bloomberg) and (3) be a very charming/smooth talking bullshit artist (Clinton, Obama).

Clayton possesses NONE of these. So he’s fucked. On top of it all, he’s a midget. That’s four strikes and you’re out.

He can’t move to Austin with the other commies because his parents don’t own a house there for him to live in. What to do next with his failed life?

We’ll see in Part III of The Clayton Tucker Fraud.

Chairman of Lampasas Democratic Party Clayton Tucker Tacitly Admits He Is NOT a Rancher. Makes Sneaky Changes To Profiles and Resume – Part I

Another scalp for my collection. I offer up these collections of facts for any future electoral opponents this socialist may go up against.

I guess now that he is moving on to the “big leagues” with things like trips to Seattle to get in on the Global Warming Grift (and the creation of a new Texas Bluebonnet PAC to take advantage of the grift), Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 (and Chairman of the Lampasas Democrats) needed to cover his past lies like a cat burying his turds.

Like the fact he has been lying about being a farmer, a cowboy and a rancher for many years now. If I were a member of the Lampasas Democratic Party, and this serial liar was my chairman, I’d be pretty embarrassed, indeed.

First, he has changed his headlines from “Rancher” to “Ranching and Politics” – which might not sound like a big deal to someone who is not a weasel and a scumbag. But it is a big change: RANCHER is a noun. As in “I am a rancher!” – but now we have a verb up there…RANCHING. Which is nice and vague.

Here is how he posed for the last few years – as a “rancher” and a “cowboy”:

Here is the NEW headline:

Note that the lie about being a “water researcher” has been removed as well. As have the stupid pronouns.

This is because “rancher” sounds like a real job you can actually be pinned down on with easily-obtained evidence. You’d need to own land (public records) and be listed as a company owner somewhere (public records) and show revenue and stuff – you’d leave a trail of livestock sales somewhere on-line. It’s VERY easy to prove that Comrade Clayton does none of this – and I have done so repeatedly.

When he created his fake-rancher persona a few years ago, he never figured any dipshit liberals or Austin commies would question it. And he was right. But then along comes Lampasshole and blows it all up for him.

NOW, he’s just a “rural dude” who has a minor interest in, like, “ranchin and politickin” and stuff. You know – he heads over to Grandpa Bob’s land and sometimes mows the lawn a little bit or takes a picture with a goat. Nothing too serious, dude! Just a rural dude, kickin it! What? I never said I was a “RANCHER” – no, no…you must have misunderstood. I just live out in an area where there is a lot of “ranching” going on and I mingle with those people a bit. My grandpa owned some cows and stuff. Some “ranching” may have occurred on this land 40 years ago. Who knows? Nothing too serious. I clearly don’t make a living off of it.

See the difference? Subtle but very important to his future grifts. I have permanently marked him a liar all over the Internet and he needs that to go away somehow. He’ll stick with this “ranching and politics” crap for the next few years and hope the rest fades away. It’s about as subtle as his ridiculously transparent “hat trick” he used to do a few years ago:

He Wants To Be A Cowboy Baby

Secondly and thirdly: he changed his resume dramatically and removed all mention of being a rancher. He also changed his LinkdIn page to “Clayton T.” instead of “Clayton Tucker” like it used to be. Now why would you do that, Comrade? Did you think you’d be harder to find and link back to your past lies? Fat chance….

Let’s look at his NEW resume as of today 8/13/23, which makes zero mention of being a rancher….like his old one did.

So – as of this moment, ZERO mention of being a rancher ANYWHERE on his ridiculously long (yet short-on-real-accomplishments) resume. It is simply not there. He is clearly trying to distance himself from his lies now. If you were a REAL rancher running a REAL ranch and were a FIFTH-GENERATION RANCHER as he has claimed repeatedly, you’d think that might be the meat (pun intended) of your resume. You’d be wrong.

But for a while there, he DID stick “rancher” into his resume, in a very lame attempt to cover previous lies back in June of last year:

The problem is, there is no “RX Ranch” listed anywhere as a going concern in the state of Texas – except for one in Ballinger run by a Sally Buxkemper….not a Tucker in Lampasas.

Let’s look at the very FIRST resume he had up in March of 2021 as he ran for City council and listed his occupation as “political organizer” for a communist organization.

Again – no mention of rancher.

He also made a typically huge blunder in 2018 by AGAIN forgetting to mention he was a rancher in a book blurb:

Oooooh! World Traveler! I’m guessing a relative died and paid for that junket. Or mom did. See, he arrived in Lampasas around 2016 according to the Dispatch article written when he tried to slip into a vacant council seat in 2017.

He worked as “Statewide Coordinator for Our Revolution” starting in 2018, according to multiple resumes…so this blurb with the pachyderm HAD to be written in 2018 or 2019….which is the SAME time he claims to have been a rancher in Fake Resume #2. Yet makes no mention of it in the book blurb either! How very odd.

Part II coming next: a definitive timeline of Clayton Tucker’s lies about his Fake Rancher Persona. I’m creating this as a gift to any future opponent Clayton Tucker has when he runs for any position at all.