Whiny, Liberal, Malnourished Skank Declares She’s Leaving Texas. Good Riddance. Why Don’t More Marxists Do This??

Meet the most stereotypical, basic liberal Austin bitch you’ll ever have the displeasure of seeing – Carol Garner Doughty:

This elitist, Austin virtue-signaling Karen is married to a tech nerd who looks like the love child of Steven King, Steven Hawking and Frankenstein. She apparently still makes the poor bastard wear a mask…

This woman needs to eat a steak or something. Very sickly looking.

That woman’s face is the face of pure liberal misery and hatred. The thought of all the Texans around her owning guns, driving pick-ups and voting for Ted Cruz has literally eaten her up from within like cancer. Just like liberal Connecticut congresswitch Rosa DeLauro…..

You just know Carol met her poor sap of a husband (who is likely on the spectrum and some kind of computer genius), gave him the first and likely last blowjob of his life, and he is now henpecked daily while she spends his fortune in Apple stock on Teslas, Priuses, trips to Greece and yearly home remodels…

She despises Texas even as she has reaped the benefits of her husband being paid handsome sums from Apple free of state income tax. Picture Stephanie Fitzharris minus 200 pounds but 100x more virtuous than even the most rabid virtue-signaling libs…

If Basic Austin Bitch doesn’t like you, you should be arrested.

She checks all the boxes: drives a Prius AND a Tesla, still believes Trump is a Russian agent, despises guns, only shops at Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s, is 100% pro-mask and pro-vax, thinks Zelensky is a hero, wants Tucker Carlson arrested, has a kid who is “LGBTQ+,” wants ALL fossil fuels ended NOW, is a champion of Ukraine, Black Lives Matter and any other asinine cause under the sun.

Which tribe is that? Rich, white assholes who take $7,500 subsidies to buy $89,000 piece of shit golf carts?

And why not? She has nothing else to do all day but go to trendy, overpriced “exercise” classes and bitch on Facebook about how much she hates the “backwards, violent, bloody state of Texas” full of “greedy mass murderers”……

Thankfully, she is finally LEAVING Texas!

The “kid” is 29 years old, by the way. And already lives in Ohio. But please, signal more virtue!!

I’ll give you all a moment to cry over this.

I can’t tell if her LGBQTLMNOP “kid” (who is 29 years old and shouldn’t need “protecting” by mommy) is a very-effeminate male or a masculine female. Frankly, I don’t give a shit and neither does anyone else – which must drive an attention whore like Carol crazy. None of us care how gay your kid is. We are just against castrating and mutilating the genitals of minors. Big difference.

Wait – how can you be leaving Texas because of your LGPQZT+ kid when he/she/it lives in OHIO?!? It says right there – “down for a visit” and “the Ohioans are HERE!” You really should do your homework before making up your ridiculous virtue-signaling lies. Next thing you know, you’ll be making up shit about waltzing into a hospital and handing an old man food because you’re such a saint….

Sure you did, sweetheart.

[Lots of hospitals let complete strangers waltz in to the recovery rooms of other complete strangers and hand them food. Totally normal!]

But the best part is SHE’S LEAVING TEXAS!!! What a concept. I wonder why other whiny libtwats (**cough**Fitzharris*cough** Haywood ** Tucker**cough*) don’t do the same. Instead of whining non-stop over everything and trying to fuck things up for the rest of us, just go move to Oregon or California or some other liberal dump and everyone will be happy.

Carol and her wallet are moving to libtwat paradise: Massachusetts.

They will be moving to Lenox Massachusetts, to be exact. Which is odd, because Lenox Massachusetts is 98.57% WHITE.…but THAT can’t be right, because Carol Garner Doughty has spent countless hours on Facebook humblebragging about how much she cares about the poor, downtrodden and oppressed blacks…

Black justice! Diversity! BLM! Equity!
Holy shit! A combo of Ukraine, BLM power fist AND the homo rainbow! Like I said – you can NEVER be more virtuous than this libtwat.

…but, like most hypocrite limo liberals, she doesn’t actually want to LIVE around any of the poors OR blacks! Gross! So she will be moving to Lenox, MA where only 0.30% of the town is black – just enough to clean her house and mow her lawn.

Oh, and the median income for a family there is $111,413. So much for leading by example, eh Carol?

Her timeline is also peppered with LOTS of humblebragging about all the trips they take….

Bitch face says “I am barely tolerating this display of affection from my wallet, Jeff”

They must travel to Greece and New York by bicycle, because she ABSOLUTELY wants fossil fuel use ended NOW!

Carol’s vibrator likely has a Greta Thunberg head on the top of it.

I wonder how she will be heating her new mansion in Lenox Massachusetts? It’s colder than a polar bear’s ass there for a good chunk of the year. Forget about propane, natural gas or heating oil – those are evil fossil fuels! I guess she’s just going to make her poor obsequious husband rub sticks together for warmth.

Speaking of sticks, Carol was absolutely DISTRAUGHT when some trees got knocked down in a storm…

Translation: why isn’t anyone cleaning up the mess faster? CHOP CHOP!! Where are all the Mexicans and blacks? You don’t expect US to clear any downed trees, do you?

In one of the funniest exchanges I’ve ever seen, Potato Head Fitzharris (who so BADLY wanted to be in the upper-echelons of the liberal virtue-signaling Lakeway/Austin area and clearly craves the approval of Queen-Bee-Carol) offered up the services of her kid and husband to help out. Carol’s answer is priceless:

“These people” – BAHAHAHAHAHA. You can FEEL the condescension dripping from her keyboard.

Thanks, friend! Um, what’s the name of your entire family again? BAHAHAHAHAHA! Poor Potato Head. That must have been like driving a dagger through her fat monkey heart. No wonder she pulled up stakes and moved here. She cannot HOPE to compete with bitches like that. I almost felt sorry for her when I read that. ALMOST.

I’d like to think that Carol Garner Doughty will be gone from Texas forever, but we all know how it is with these idiot liberals. Remember all the celebrities that were going to move to Canada when Trump won? Or the morons who were going to move after Roe v Wade was overturned? Yeah – they all lied about that.

Just imagine when Carol gets to Massachusetts and EVERYONE in the neighborhood is an even bigger liberal bitch than her? Who can she be better than? Who can she look down upon? Nobody. Potato Head is back here in Texas. It’s more likely that Carol will be the new Potato Head of HER neighborhood and she’ll be groveling for approval.

I suspect she will come crawling back to Texas after she realizes (1) it’s cold as shit up there (2) everything is super expensive and taxes are high (3) she gets her first heating and electric bill (4) all her neighbors have tranny kids, which trumps her merely-gay kid and (5) she gets out-virtue-signaled by every other chick in the area.

We will have much more on this insane, evil commie loon in the near future….

I Will Donate $5,000 To “Christmas On The Creek” For New Lights If Stephanie Fitzharris Does The Following….

It seems I can’t open the newspaper [page 3] these days without being nauseated by this family of carpetbagging, liberal, Biden-loving loons who have infested my beloved Lampasas over the last few years.

That would be Janet “Crazier” Crozier (brainchild behind the $10,000 per year in losses for the City’s ‘recycling’ program) from Norton, Ohio and Stephanie “Potato Head” Fitzharris (from Santa Monica, Oregon and Austin) who has recently fled Austin and purchased her mother’s house and is now pretending to be a small-town, good-old local gal.

Recently, Potato Head joined Vision Lampasas and is trying to sweet-talk her way into the community by “supporting” Christmas on the Creek – which she hopes will make everyone forget she is a hard-core Marxist from Austin.

Of course, like most liberals, she is all hat and no cattle. She donated an embarrassingly-small amount of $31 to the fundraiser that SHE herself started.That is LESS than she recently donated to the GoFundMe for the funeral of a local delinquent….

Sad.

The juvenile delinquent gets $50 for his funeral but the Christmas Lights Fundraiser that YOU started only gets $31? You make me sick.

So here is what I’m going to do:

I will donate $5,000 for new lights IF the following conditions are met by Potato Head Fitzharris:

#1 – You will resign from Vision Lampasas, effective immediately and you will NEVER come back.

#2 – You will donate $1,000 to this cause from your own personal checking account. This will atone for your insultingly small donation of $31.

#3 – You will convince your good buddy “CT” (Clayton Tucker) to ALSO donate $1,000 from his personal checking account – NOT from any of his campaign accounts. Tucker has claimed to be a local farmer, rancher and “small business owner” for a long time now, yet he is not even a member of the local Chamber of Commerce. He is constantly demanding everyone else pay for “free” school, health care and school lunches while he lives with his mother and pays no property taxes himself. I want to see him put his money where his mouth is.

#4 – You will admit publicly on Facebook in front of all your old liberal Austin friends (Garry Brown, Rene Lozano, Carol Garner Doughty, etc) that Joe Biden has been a complete disaster and you regret voting for him. You will admit that he has dementia and not a “stutter” as you have claimed before. You will also admit publicly that you were 100% wrong about the Covid vaccine, about masks, about social distancing, about closing down the schools, about HCQ, about Ivermectin and all the rest of it.

You will do all of this by December 22nd – two weeks away. If you REALLY care about Christmas on the Creek and raising money, you will swallow your pride the same way you apparently swallow too many pizzas and score Vision Lampasas an EASY $5,000 from the “notorious and evil” Lampasshole.

Anything less, and we all know you’re just a lot of hot air.

[When these conditions are met, Vision Lampasas may contact me at lampasshole@protonmail.com to arrange my donation of $5,000]

Genius Atmospheric Scientist From MIT Admits It’s ‘Unreasonable’ To Call Climate Change An Existential Threat.

But but but…the guy who lives with his mom and can’t even SPELL “MIT” says it IS an existential threat!

So does Al Gore, Joe Biden and John Kerry. Three clowns who have never had a job in their lives and who never took a science class in college.

Let’s hear the REAL truth:

The greenhouse effect is primarily causedby water vapor and clouds,said Richard Lindzen, professor emeritus of atmospheric sciences at Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT).

Carbon dioxide (CO2), methane, and nitrous oxideare minor constituents of the greenhouse effect, Mr. Lindzen told EpochTV’s “American Thought Leaders” in an interview.

“If all other things are kept constant, and you double CO2, you would get a little under one degree of warming,” Mr. Lindzen said. Some climate models estimate the highest warming at three degrees, but “even three degrees isn’t that much,” he added.

“We’re dealing with changes for a doubling of CO2 on the order of between breakfast and lunch,” he said.

According to NASA, the greenhouse effect is “the process through which heat is trapped near Earth’s surface by substances known as ‘greenhouse gases.’ Greenhouse gases consist of carbon dioxide, methane, ozone, nitrous oxide, chlorofluorocarbons, and water vapor.”

Politicians, universities, international organizations, and media have called climate warming an existential threat to humanity.

President Joe Biden said at a press conference in Vietnam in September that, “The only existential threat humanity faces even more frightening than a nuclear war is global warming going above 1.5 degrees in the next … 10 years.”

Bruce Aylward, assistant director General at the World Health Organization (WHO), said in November that climate change poses an existential threat to all people, in particular pregnant women and children.

Mr. Lindzen asserted that calling climate change an existential threat comes from propaganda.

Even the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC)—the United Nations body for assessing the scientific basis of climate change, its impacts, and options to mitigate—does not call it an existential threat, Mr. Lindzen said.

In its report, the IPCC talks about a reduction in GDP by 3 percent by 2100 owing to climate change, Mr. Lindzen added. “Assuming the GDP has increased several times by then, that doesn’t sound existential to most people.”

Is CO2 Dangerous?

CO2 reduction is “the dream of a regulator,” Mr. Lindzen said. “If you control CO2, you control breathing; if you control breathing, you control everything. So this always is one temptation.”

“The other temptation is the energy sector. No matter how much you clean fossil fuels, they will always produce water vapor and CO2,” Mr. Lindzen explained.

CO2 is being treated as a poison and most people believe that CO2 is dangerous, the scientist continued, but they forget that CO2 is essential.

“The concentration of CO2 in your mouth is about 40,000 parts per million as opposed to 400 outside,” Mr. Lindzen said. A concentration of “5,000 is permitted on a space station.”

“It’s partly poisoned—but worse than that—it’s essential. If you could get rid of 60 percent of the CO2, we’d all be dead.”

“This is a very strange pollutant; it’s essential for plant life,” Mr. Lindzen said. “Yet, because it is the inevitable product of fossil fuel burning in the energy sector, it’s being attacked.”

The rest of the article can be read HERE

Lampasas Sales Tax Receipts Down 1.53%. Down For Sixth Time In Seven Months.

After last month’s miniscule gain, sales tax for December (actually November collections) dropped again – down 1.53% [row 585 as always].

Texas as a whole was UP 2.43% – so once again, Lampasas trails the state in sales tax receipts.

For the year-to-date number, sales tax collections are up only 1.42%, which translates into only about $40,000 more than last year.

Burnet:UP 6.18% (our sister city must have a REALLY good economic development director!)

Marble Falls: DOWN 1.76%

Dallas: UP 8.4% (!!)

Austin: DOWN 2.29%

Greatest City Employee Since Rickie Roy Is Retiring. Van Berry Riding Off Into The Sunset.

Unless you are a regular golfer, you probably aren’t aware that the most competent and responsible employee the City has ever seen (with the possible exception of Ricky Roy) is retiring.

Van Berry is basically in charge of his own half-million dollar business over there at the golf course [page 53]. He has had to deal with drought, ice storms, Covidiots complaining about masks, busted golf carts, massive oak trees falling down, cart sheds falling apart, repaving cart paths, Mike Holland passing out on the course every month or so, and all sorts of other insanity. And he did it all for LESS money than our useless Economic Director made in her FIRST year.

A travesty, to say the least.

He deals with tournaments, greens fees, cart fees, membership fees, shed rentals, concessions, and a whole lot more – and unlike Finley, he doesn’t have an Assistant Manager bitch boy to do half his work for him. He runs it all.

And he does it all for LESS money than our quasi-retarded Assistant To The City Manager made in his first year. Another travesty.

Unlike the heads of other departments who spend tens of thousand of dollars to hire outside people to do their jobs for them, Van Berry got his hands dirty all the time. My usual route to town takes me past the golf course about 25 times per week. I have seen Van working on carts, fixing broken mowers, helping clear felled trees after a storm, and doing all sorts of other work that Stacey Ybarra, Ryan Ward and Finley deGraffenreid would never be caught dead doing because they might break a nail or get some doodie on their hands.

Besides all that, he’s a hell of a nice guy with a great head of hair and a very lovely family. He’s probably retiring to go cure cancer and wrestle alligators with Ricky Roy. That’s how bad-ass he is.

Quite frankly, I don’t know how he put up with the idiot Big Wigs at City Hall. That alone should have warranted a yearly bonus in the $10,000 range.

Whoever takes over has some big shoes to fill.

Anyways, I wish you good luck Mr. Berry! Thank you for making Lampasas Golf Course one that is respected and admired by every serious golfer I have ever spoken too.

All You Vaxxed Libdummies Should Probably Buy Cancer Insurance

No surprises here. The question is, will libdummies believe the facts and the math and understand many of them are truly screwed? The only problem is, the actuaries are very aware of all this by now. Price of cancer insurance has likely gone up greatly.

Young adults who took 4 COVID vaccines are 256% more likely to die, especially from TURBO CANCERS

I wouldn’t sleep at night if I were a libdummy between the ages of 20 and 40 who got vaxxed and boosted over and over. I wonder if we know anyone like that?

On the plus side, there will be a LOT less AOC and Bernie Sanders voters around in the next 5-10 years. That’s not really a bad thing.

Scary stuff…..

  • A 28 percent increase in fatal breast cancer rates in women.
  • A 35 percent and 12 percent rise in brain cancer deaths among men and women, respectively.
  • A 55 percent and 41 percent increase in colon cancer deaths among men and women, respectively.
  • A 60 percent and 55 percent spike in cancer death rates among men and women, respectively, in cancers “without site specification.”
  • A 60 percent and 80 percent rise in pancreatic cancer deaths among men and women, respectively.
  • A 120 percent and 35 percent jump in fatal melanomas among men and women, respectively.

Beta O’Rourke Promotes Open Borders – Gets Destroyed on Twitter For His Troubles.

It warms the heart to see Beta O’Rourke get absolutely demolished in his Twitter feed by 98% of respondents. It gives me hope that those of us who understand that a secure border is of primary importance FAR outnumber the open-border retards on the left.

The reaction was swift, overwhelming and hilarious:

Idiot Socialist Makes More Bad Analogies. Is Clearly Clueless About Cost/Benefit Analysis.

As she has shown many times in the past, the socialist chairman of the Lampasas Democratic Party has zero understanding of economics, cost/benefit analysis or pretty much anything else in the real world. That’s what happens when you live with your mother at age 33 and she pays for everything.

Here’s the latest renewable energy “lesson” from a dunce:

Wow! What a burn! You sure proved your point! We should definitely spend another $50 billion to put more panels onto our already-unreliable grid!

Oh wait…you left a ton of stuff out of your “analysis”:

#1 – Nobody ever said solar panels don’t work in the cold. In fact, they work BETTER in the cold weather than they do in the blistering heat of summer, when efficiency gets reduced up to 20%.

#2 – Those solar panels on the ISS cost upwards of $300 million dollars – yes, I looked it up. So if you have $300 million laying around, by all means – toss up some solar panels that work when it’s minus 451 degrees. Oh, and they only last about 15 years – that works out to $20 million per year. Your tax dollars at work. OH – and they cost MORE to launch into space than they do to manufacture. So call it $600 million. For 15 years. What a deal!!

#3 – The problem with solar panels in Texas in the winter during massive storms like the Feb 2021 fiasco isn’t the COLD, it’s the fact that they were covered with two inches of ice – blocking photons. It also tends to be very cloudy during those storms. So even without the ice, the sun is blocked. I shouldn’t have to tell you this, but there are no clouds in space and no ice storms either. Moron.

#4 – Since the earth rotates on its axis every 24 hours and is tilted at 23 degrees to the plane of the ecliptic, the days in Texas during the winter are very short – about 10 hours. That gives you about 7 hours of strong sun and thus usable energy (IF there are no clouds or rain) – which means your billions of dollars of solar panels produce ZERO energy for the remaining 17 hours, or 66% of the time. Not a very good ROI for your money. This is not a problem in space either. Moron.

But besides all the completely wrong analogies and shit you left out, you really made your point.

I’ll also remind everyone that Clayton Tucker, despite his non-stop promotion of solar panels as being a great power source for an industrialized, First-World nation (it isn’t) COMRADE CLAYTON HAS NO SOLAR PANELS ON HIS OWN HOUSE!

There are ZERO solar panels at grandpa’s house/ranch either – that’s where Comrade Clayton goes to pretend he is a rancher. I’ll bet a shiny new dime there aren’t any windmills out there producing energy either.

Of course, Comrade Clayton would have to ask mom first about putting panels up on the roof, because he actually lives in HER house and under HER roof. He’d have to ask mom to pay for it too, since he is unemployed and penniless (and apparently ‘working’ for an organization that doesn’t even exist) and a decent solar setup would run him around $40,000. If he had $40,000 laying around, he wouldn’t be sponging off mom and living in her upstairs bedroom, now would he?

But besides all that, his promotion of solar panels makes a ton of sense. Well argued, Comrade!!

Javier Milei Understands Why Socialists Must Be Destroyed.

All over the world, we are seeing men elected who despise socialism and understand that collectivists and statists must be destroyed. They understand that the waves and waves of third-world illiterates are not “refugees” – they are invaders.

Germany, Italy, Spain, France and Ireland are seeing massive protests and unrest as their countries are taken over by Muslim males aged 18 to 28 whom the lefties call “refugees” and “asylum seekers” but who are actually invaders…

Geert Wilders in the Netherlands is but one example of the recent backlash.

People are FINALLY pushing back against the woke bullshit, against the “global warming” nonsense that is just a Trojan horse for socialism, against the gaslighting on “refugees” who are actually invaders – against ALL of it.

But the GREATEST of them all is recently-elected (Argentina) Javier Milei. Nobody understands and hates socialists more than this guy. We need about 1,000 more like him to get elected and start curb-stomping moron socialists into oblivion:

“Why do you call them ‘shit’?”

“BECAUSE THEY ARE SHIT!”

Amen, brother.