Is There a Shortage Of Socialist Scumbags In Texas?

Ruh roh. Some hardcore libshits who sit around all day and jack off to candidacy filing forms are in a panic that nobody is challenging a bunch of unopposed Republicans for Texas house seats!

Only THREE MONTHS to get your signed piece of paper filed! Goodness! Hurry up and get your ass kicked already!

It’s funny that local unemployed socialist Clayton Tucker (Chairman of the Lampasas Democrats) is the one posting this. He actually sits on the State Democratic EXECUTIVE Committee! His entire raison d’etre (and his promise when he ran) is to “turn Texas blue” by showing the way to electoral victory! But they can’t even get warm, stupid, unemployed commie bodies to file for candidacy.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Why should anyone doubt his expertise in getting socialist scumbags elected when he got his own ass kicked every time he ran for anything HIMSELF!

May I suggest that Clayton Tucker himself should file to run again. Go ahead and run against David Spiller, buddy. Put your money where your mouth is: you have 84 days to fill out the forms with your name, fake rancher occupation and mom’s address.

It’s not like you have a real job to interfere with your campaign, anyways. I have reams and reams of information, blog posts and evidence as to what a fraudulent, moronic, fake rancher clown you are. I’d love to hand it all over to Spiller myself.

Anyways – the Texas Caucus of Socialist Scumbags is looking for warm bodies to run for office! Are you right for the job? Well, take a look at our questionnaire and we’ll see!

Are you a bitter midget who has failed at life and wants to exact revenge on society by gaining power and telling everyone how to live their lives? Are you able-bodied but still live with your mom in your 30s? Were you stupid enough to fall for the fake “vaccine” and think that a cloth mask is going to stop a tiny virus? Are you petrified of a cold virus that only kills .01% of the people it infects?

Then YOU might be who we’re looking for!

Are you chronically unemployed? Do you enjoy being a freeloader and bum who mooches off of other people? Do you demand that everything in life be handed to you for “free”? Are you willing to rob hardworking people of their wealth so you can feel better about yourself? Did you major in some seriously stupid shit in college like “International Relations,” or “Gender Studies” or “Climate Activism”? Are you fully retarded enough to think that pinwheels can power an advanced economy?

Then YOU might be who we’re looking for!

Are you a lazy piece of shit with no skills who thinks he should be paid $25 an hour on his first day of work? Do you spend all day on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram reposting commie drivel and then call it “work”? Do you drive long distances to get your picture taken with famous commie pieces of shit like Ilhan Omar, Greg Casar and Sandy Cortez?

Then YOU might be who we’re looking for!

Do you think a border wall protecting the country is “silly” and “racist”? Did you fall for the idiotic “Black Lives Matter” lies about blacks being targeted systematically? Do you think a man can put on a wig and a dress and become a woman? Do you only date “women” with big, meaty cocks and a five-o’clock shadow showing under their makeup? Do you think the janitor who has been working at Toyota for 3 weeks deserves just as much money as the CEO who has been there 25 years and guided the company towards record profits while building a fantastic vehicle?

Then YOU might be who we’re looking for!

City Council Expresses “Frustration” At Ybarra’s Failure To Fill Biz Park. Wait, WHAT?!?

Well, you don’t see THIS too often! From yesterday’s Radiogram:

My god, Ronnie Witcher writes like a retard. He’s almost worse than Ryan Ward. That sentence make zero sense grammatically, but you get the idea: things are not progressing smoothly at the “new” (20-year-old) Business Pork project.

You don’t say? Gee, who has been saying that for over FIVE YEARS now?

Oh yeah….

“Shovel-Ready…Another Lie”

Misti Talbert conned them out of $971,000 over 18 months ago…and for what? Zero results, yet again.

I’d say you better get ready for a LOT more “frustration,” gentlemen.

Ybarra might have babbled on and on for 20 minutes [38 minute mark] on Monday night throwing out a lot of buzzwords, but the facts remain indisputable:

Current amount wasted on advertising “Business Park”:$50,000.00

Current amount wasted in total on empty goat pasture:$7,200,000.00

Jobs created:zero

Oh No! Think Of The DC Parasites!

Oh no! Please think about the Federal Government workers that never missed a fucking paycheck and got massive funding increases to work from home while they were shutting down the world and destroying our lives and wealth!

Keep it shutdown until their homes go into foreclosure. Keep it shutdown forever. They can “learn to code,” right?

Most Fed employees get:

11 paid holidays

Federal student loan repayment (up to $10,000 per year)

13 days of paid sick leave

13 days of vacation – after three years, they get four weeks vacation.

Ranchers And Cow Pies

The little socialist sure is hilarious!

I’ve got one for you!

Clayton Tucker is a rancher the same way Jolly Rancher is a rancher!

Even a few of his lonely old libdummy ladies who follow him on social media are getting close to figuring out the truth. He admitted that he is never up before sunrise – which is tough to do if you have any kind of life or job at all….

He took a vacation from his life of unemployment and living with mom.

How does he sleep in? Easy. He just shows up to grandpa’s property at noon or so and then goes around and collects all the corpses of the goat kids eaten by vulturebuzzards. Any kids still alive get their picture taken for a bunch of old ladies to fawn over on social media. Then it’s back to mom’s house for a hard day of re-posting Robert Reich tweets. A Jolly rancher’s work is never done!

Hey Seefeldt, Just Move To Wisconsin Already, You Whiney Kraut.

Christine Seefeldt is a liberal German moron who does nothing but complain about the United States, the great Republic of Texas and NOW she’s shitting on my beloved HEB.

You have gone too far now, madam.

Monopoly practices?? You mean like the shitty government-run schools?

How exactly does HEB “not allow” another grocery store to come in? Enlighten us.

So in one rant, this moron is yapping about “monopoly practices” and then in her next post, she admits there are TWO competitors in the area: Wal-Mart and Aldi.

I guess that real estate agent thing isn’t bringing in much money for you right now, is it? What a shame. If you’re so hard-pressed for groceries, maybe you shouldn’t be taking two-week vacations to Wisconsin, you colossal idiot.

This is the definition of an idiot liberal. She is also a poster child for repealing the 19th Amendment. Old ladies should NEVER be allowed to vote. They are not logical or rational enough. If you look at local socialist Comrade Clayton’s social media, it is about 90% old ladies on there agreeing with all his socialist claptrap. They are a danger to society and the Constitution.

Just look at this dummy’s face…you can see the stupidity oozing out of her ears…

German moron shits on America and Texas

Hey dummy, here’s an idea I’ve thrown out there a bunch of times before: MOVE! Texas would be far better off if socialist, authoritarian, boot-licking morons like yourself just went ahead and relocated to your “socialist paradises” like California, Wisconsin and Illinois. Go ahead and MOVE!!!!

She loves Joe Biden but does nothing but bitch about high prices – and she is too stupid to see the connection. Instead she goes down the same wrong path as several other morons in the area like Haywood, Tucker and Lucas: she blames the “greedy corporations.” None of these clowns can put 2 and 2 together and see that all the “greed” started when Dementia Joe took office and started giving away free shit.

Ass hat.

Coach Prime Douchebag Humiliated On National TV 42-6

Glorious.

Probably the most satisfying day of college football I’ve had in 28 years. Watching the biggest buffoon of them all – MEion Sanders – get humiliated like that was epic.

For WEEKS we have been subjected to the retarded hype: Deion is going to take over for Saban. Deion is going to get paid $50 million to coach NFL. Deion’s idiot clown kid is going to win the Heisman. Deion on 60 Minutes. The Rock will be in Colorado to watch Deion. LeBron James tweeting all the time about what a winner he is. Coach Prime Douche is going to the national championship game. His asshole kid waving his $20,000 watch in the face of the opponents. His asshole kid driving a Bentley.

These were the delusions of morons and bandwagon jumpers. Morons who claimed “he’s a winner…he’s a champion.”

I’m old enough to remember what a lazy, self-promoting, pile of of dung Deion Sanders REALLY is. He isn’t an Xs and Os kind of guy. He’s about flash and bullshit and hype. He’s a self-promoter. He’s Elon Musk with an IQ of 79.

He’s a clown. Always has been.

Yeah. I called it:

https://gab.com/TheOriginalLampasshole/posts/111115188970194902

How does Prime Douche put it? “I have the receipts”? There is a receipt for you, asswipe. Time stamped three hours before the game – predicting a 36 point beatdown…which is exactly what you got.

Prime Douche said “this is the worst it will ever be” – wrong. You have much more medicine to take next week against USC. Hope you choke on it, you prick.

Yes you are arrogant – even after getting humiliated on national TV. It will take several more beatdowns for you to even begin to face reality.

Yes you DO say shit “just for clicks” – that’s your whole schtick. Perhaps if you and your idiot kid spent more time on watching film and less time on yammering on social media about sunglasses and “disrespecktin the logo,” and making it personal, you’d wouldn’t have gotten humiliated so badly.

But that won’t happen. Because he doesn’t care about the team. He cares about himself.

RELATED: Prime Douche tries to defend Michael Vick dogfighting charges.

Local Socialist Parasite Excited About Biden (Illegally) Creating Climate Red Guards.

Ah yes. No commie government is complete without a bunch of brainwashed, easily manipulated kids running around spying on and ratting out their parents and neighbors.

“I saw Mister Smith next door eating MEAT! That’s bad for the environment! Big Brother told me so!”

Mao had his Red Guards. Hitler had the brown shirts and Hitler Youth. Pol Pot had his killing fields. Most people have no clue of the atrocities committed by kids as young as 12 or 13 under the Khmer Rouge. I doubt local commie Clayton Tucker knows any of this history. If he did, he might not be applauding King Biden’s latest idiotic stunt.

Biden is forming his own little army of brainwashed rats and snitches:

Local socialist Clayton Tucker is ecstatic. In his mind, only Big Government can solve problems – despite the fact that Big Government has failed to solve a single problem in the history of the U.S. and most of the time, they make things far worse.

The federal government was directly responsible for creating the Dust Bowl in the first place, you moron.

[P.S. – there is no “climate crisis.” The earth will warm and cool over long periods of time as it has done for billions of years and it will continue to do no matter how many trillions are wasted on pinwheels and electric fagmobiles.]

I find it especially hilarious that the photo uses some chick pointing to a bunch of pinwheels in the distance. Because the entire wind industry is on the verge of collapse right now…even WITH billions and billions wasted on subsidies. It’s likely that by the time Biden gets his army of Green Shirts organized, there won’t be any pinwheels left to deal with at all. The whole retarded house of cards will have collapsed already.

Whenever you hear Comrade Clayton state something with such confidence and authority (“FDR directly helped end the Dust Bowl!”) remember how he is 100% wrong on every other thing he has ever stated.

Like this:

He is just a random retard spewing nonsense. That’s it.

But he SURE IS EXCITED about the thought of an army of government-paid assholes running around “stopping climate chaos,” whatever that means.

My first question is how King Biden has the authority to just create this new bloated program out of thin air. No doubt he will insist on these 20,000 idiots being paid far more than they are worth ($0). So we are talking about a billion dollar expenditure without the approval of Congress. If you read your Constitution, all spending and taxing decisions must originate in the House.

So there’s that.

Secondly, we are $33 trillion in debt and currently fighting over a government shutdown, but somehow we always have billions for garbage make-work jobs and climate propaganda like this. Screw that. I hope they DO shut the government down at the end of the month. Of course, the “shut down” only affects about 14% of the government, unfortunately.

These are the kind of useless, waste-of-money jobs that even a 32-year-old failure and loser who lives with his mother could get, if he raised a finger. But Clayton can’t even pull THAT off. He doesn’t like waking up before 11am, usually….

Wow. Impressive. The sun comes up at, what…like 7:20 now? Tell me you’re a lazy, unemployed piece of shit without telling me you’re a lazy, unemployed piece of shit. He’s so proud of himself for waking up before 7:20am.

Only a clueless, hopeless, brainless clown of a socialist would think this “climate corps” is a good idea.

LEDC 2022 Tax Filing FINALLY Available Online. They Skimmed a Record $466,975 In Sales Taxes For The Year.

For a group that did nothing but whine about “economic damage from Covid” for three years straight and tried to pilfer federal funds based on that lie, they sure have been skimming record amounts of tax dollars from the citizens!

For the fiscal year ending September 30, 2022 they hauled in a record $466,975 (Part VIII row 11a).

For comparison, the previous year was $422,532 and the year before that was $348,835 – for a 34% INCREASE in just two years.

This is thanks to the raging inflation we have seen.

As recently as 2018, they had never even hit $300,000 in a year. It is also TRIPLE the amount they took in back in 2003.

Think about that for a sec: the population of Lampasas is up about 12% since the year 2003. But sales tax receipts skimmed by the LEDC during that time went from $145,559 (see page 6) up to $466,975 –an increase of 220%

Since the skimming started back in 2001, the LEDC has pocketed a total of $5,350,950.00 from the taxpayers.

So to recap: population up 12% and sales tax money swiped from citizens up 220%. And you wonder why you can’t afford shit these days. Government at ALL levels is a bottomless pit of spending.

If you want to see what you got for all that, drive out of town on 183 heading south and take a gander at the 151-acre goat pasture that has sat empty for 21 years now!

Economic Development Dingbats Travel To Mineral Wells On City Time For Useless Junket.

If you wonder what your overpaid City employees do all day, look no further than their Facebook post from yesterday:

Mineral Wells is about a two hour drive straight north of us. They are a suburb about 45 minutes west of Forth Worth. Why they chose this place (other than having a “history deeply rooted in mineral springs”) is beyond me.

Is that the new pivot for Ybarra? Push Lampasas as a “therapeutic mineral springs” destination? Who knows. But she has to do SOMETHING to look busy all the time, I guess.

She tossed a nice word salad about the trip, that’s for sure. She’s not on Finley’s level yet with his “leveraging enterprise funds” or “stakeholder visions,” but she threw out a couple of nice meaningless bullshit buzzwords like “innovative economic strategies” and “benefit-driven projects.”

I’ll say something else about Ybarra: she is clearly quite literate. She knows when to properly hyphenate two words when used as an adjective. She nailed it on “community-led” and also on “benefit-driven.” You would NEVER see that shit with Ryan Ward, who writes like a Ritalin-addled third grader.

See what I did there with the hyphen as a little joke reinforcing the whole hyphen discussion? I bet Ybarra will get it when she reads this.

But Ybarra did leave out some information. I’d LOVE to know more about these “innovative economic strategies” she speaks of. Because according to Wikipedia, the City of Mineral Wells lost 12% of their population between the year 2010 and 2020. They went from 16,788 down to 14,720.

Ouch. Maybe those “economic strategies” weren’t so innovative after all.

So who wasted their entire day on this ridiculous and useless junket? Some of the usual suspects…

On the right we have TJ Monroe. Former mayor and current board member of the Lampasas Economic Development Corp. In fact, she has been sitting on the LEDC board since back when they invented milk.

In the middle is Economic Development Director Stacey Ybarra, who always has a shit-eating grin on her face reminiscent of a second grader who heard a loud fart in class and can’t stop giggling over it. She is also inexplicably wearing a shirt celebrating a team currently occupying the cellar in the AL East division. Oh well – marginally better than a Yankees shirt, I suppose.

On the far left is City secretary Becky Sims. I’m not sure why she’s there except to take a paid day off work to galivant around another town and get a free lunch.

I’m not sure who the other bird is, but she appears to be wearing Badger Blue, so she must be one of ours. She’s not a City Big Wig though.

Ybarra and Sims cost the taxpayer roughly $900 per work day between the two of them, so I hope the trip was super duper informative and will yield LOTS of brilliant “economic strategies” to implement here in Lampasas.

You know, there IS one thing they can learn from Mineral Wells: looking at their City organizational chart (page 8), we can see that this town of 12,000 has NO IT DEPARTMENT – like many, many other towns our size. Lampasas could definitely outsource that stuff and save hundreds of thousands per year!

But we already knew that from four years ago.

REMINDER:

Current number of days the $7.2 million dollar “Business Park” has been completely empty and devoid of tenants: 7,122

Socialist “Virtual” Rancher Learning That REAL Ranching Is Hard Work. Vultures Eating His Product. Or Maybe Coyotes.

Gee, working out in the REAL world to create something out of nothing is hard work, isn’t it? It’s not like a little virtual computer farm on your Facebook page. Shit doesn’t go your way a lot of the time. The donkeys you bought to protect your goats don’t do their job. Kids disappear. Maybe it was coyotes. Maybe vultures. But the fifth-generation rancher doesn’t really know. The four generations of Tuckers that came before him apparently didn’t teach him about looking at tracks or scat or how the animals were eaten/bitten to determine these things.

I guess they didn’t cover kid birth in the beginner ranching course he took a few weeks ago, either. I’m no expert fifth-generation rancher. I’m just a dummy Lampasshole. But even I figured out quickly when the doe is close to birth. She kind of hangs out by herself and paws out a “nest” on the ground. It’s quite obvious. Then you keep her and the kid penned up so coyotes can’t get them.

The donkey who is apparently useless against coyotes (his job) earned himself lots of treats. Isn’t that just like a socialist: rewarding the fuckups!

Wait, so the “fifth-generation rancher” who just took 10 pages of notes at a beginner ranching class didn’t know to keep the newborn kids penned up for a good long while so they don’t get eaten? The same asshole who posts pictures of himself shoveling shit out of pens didn’t think to actually USE those pens to protect newborn kids?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Of course, your choices are either (1) keep mom and kids penned up 24/7 and pay to feed them alfalfa, goat feed or other stuff that costs good money OR (2) let them in and out of the pen every single day to browse in the field. Choice #2 means you’ll have to actually drive over to grandpa’s house twice a day to let them out and corral them back in later in the evening. It’s called a “goatherd” – like a “shepherd” but with goats, see? You kind of keep an eye on them and protect them. That will severely cut into your Twitter and Facebook time – and the millennial douchebag fake rancher can’t have that.

But instead of a guard dog or electric fence or an alpaca or something, Comrade Clayton is “looking into cameras” for the field. Cool. You’ll only need about 50 of them to make sure you cover every square inch of the “open field.” I’m sure mom will buy you those for Christmas if you ask really nice. Make sure she buys lots of batteries, too. You moron.

But there’s more! In his usual fashion, Comrade Clayton is pontificating on things he knows absolutely nothing about – then spouts the wrong answer with full confidence. Kind of like he does with wind power, or using a wrench incorrectly…

Things which could be learned from the four generations of ranchers that supposedly came before him. Or even from the Internet with a basic search.

There ARE no buzzards in Texas. But if there were, they would DEFINITELY go after live animals….because that’s what they do.

Things like the difference between a vulture (we have two kinds in Texas and yes, the black vulture will go after living animals at times – I’ve seen it myself) and a buzzard (there are no buzzards in Texas, and yes buzzards definitely eat live animals like rodents)

The fifth-generation rancher who spends all day on the Internet was unable to figure this out. Yet informs everyone of the wrong answer with such confidence. Hey, wait! This is MISINFORMATION!!! Arrest that fucker!

I’m going out on a limb here, but if your “ranch” is only selling a couple of goats every year while the rest get eaten by predators, then you aren’t going to make it, buddy. Of course, we knew that from the start, because you aren’t a real ranch. You’re just a trust-fund nerd who goes over to grandpa’s property and feeds some goats every now and then and posts pictures on social media for all the old, lonely, moronic democrat ladies.

Try running a REAL small business sometime, instead of just dicking around on grandpa’s ranch where someone else supplied the land and equipment for free. Where it doesn’t matter if you fail because you still have a nice warm rent-free bed in mom’s house to sleep in every night. The kind of small business you socialist retards want to tax/regulate into oblivion.

Try dealing with payrolls, delivery trucks breaking down, the price of diesel going up, FedEx gouging you for 8% more every time you turn around, insurance jumping 20% in a year, packaging costs going through the roof and suppliers running out of shit constantly because of “supply chain” idiocy.

What a clueless, spoiled, sheltered ass hat.