The Chairman of the Lampasas Democrats and avowed socialist Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 doesn’t excel at much. But what he DOES excel at is getting selfies with some of the most anti-American, loathsome scumbags the world of politics has to offer.
These are the types of useless parasites and destroyers of the Constitution he idolizes.
Lib scum legislators flee the state rather than vote – thus undermining Democracy.
He’s got quite the collection of useless parasites going now: Francis O’Rourke, Vikki Goodwin, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Ron Reynolds, Jasmine Crockett, Bernie Sanders…
He’s like the Kate Hudson character in “Almost Famous” – except instead of being a groupie for a famous rock band, he is instead fellating the dregs of humanity who just use him to get a vote and then metaphorically toss him off the tour bus with semen running out of his mouth when they’re done with him. But he thinks they really love him! LOL.
A mere nine months ago, I pointed out that the city of Irving handed out $75,000 in “incentives” to Kelly-Moore paint company in return for “promises” of up to 30 jobs at $100,000 each:
It’s the end of the road for Kelly-Moore Paints, the West Coast paint giant that enjoyed a nearly 80-year run.
Unable to pay creditors and running out of money and unable to find investors to carry on its colorful tradition, Kelly Moore Paints furloughed approximately 700 employees across the company’s locations, as well as put a halt at its manufacturing facility.
All 157 of its company-managed stores in California, Nevada, Oklahoma and Texas were shuttered early this month.
The companies seeking handouts will almost ALWAYS get the upper hand on the economic development clowns for a few reasons:
1 – The economic development clowns have generally NEVER run a business (Misti Talbert) and many have never (or barely) even worked in the private sector (Stacey Ybarra, Ryan Ward, Finley deGraffenreid). They are like lambs to the slaughter against a cut-throat owner of a business.
2 – The information about the business will always be asymmetrical. That is, the owners and CEOs have a MUCH better knowledge of the businesses prospects going forward than the economic development clowns will ever have.
I’d bet a shiny new dime that Kelly-Moore Paints CEO Charles Gassenheimer knew damn good and well last April that Kelly-Moore was on very shaky ground. But why not just grab the $75,000 and see what happens? There is ZERO risk in him taking the money. ALL the risk fell on the taxpayers – and they just got fucked.
Mark my words: the EXACT same thing will happen to our very own LEDC one of these days. They are so desperate to make a deal – ANY deal – that it’s virtually guaranteed they will get the shit end of any sticks.
No, not that time of year when “a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love,” as Tennyson wrote. Although, you could be forgiven for thinking that after looking at THIS perfect couple….
His excitement over the fact that “the baby is female” is almost palpable! Finally, someone to spend Valentines Day with.
No, it’s the time of year when the socialist chairman of the Lampasas Democratic Party Clayton Tucker (SDEC-24) is approaching his birthday. He’ll be 33 this year, and mom probably asks him every year if THIS is the age he will finally move out of her house and get his own place, like a normal, able-bodied 33-year-old human male.
And every year, Comrade Clayton Tucker (SDEC-24) gets defensive and posts a lot of garbage on social media SHOWING mom why it’s just impossible for him to let go of her apron strings:
[Of course, if Comrade Clayton had gotten a real job after he graduated high school FIFTEEN YEARS AGO, he’d be making far more than $15/hr by now. But we’ll ignore that for the moment]
Yes, because Comrade Clayton DESERVES a two-bedroom apartment for himself. You expect him to live in a STUDIO?? Or to get a roommate? Are you crazy? He’s an important modern thinker and influencer. He can’t be expected to live like that! Plus he needs a spare room for his caprine girlfriend in the photo.
What a spoiled little asshole. After I graduated college, I shared an apartment with THREE other slobs for the next four years to save money. I slept on a mattress on the floor because I didn’t see the point in wasting money on a bed. I drove an ’86 Honda Accord for over 14 years. We split the cable, electric and phone bills (no cell phones back then) four ways also. It saves a TON of money.
But then again, you’d need to find three friends who aren’t goats. A tall order for this socialist loser.
Why not post a map of “states where someone making $7/hr can afford a mansion”? Or a map of states where someone making $57/hr can afford a private jet”? These are all arbitrary and capricious parameters Comrade Clayton has pulled from his ass. I’m guessing he does this every year to convince his mother (and himself) that it’s not HIM who is a lazy bum, but those evil, greedy landlords who charge too much and work bosses who pay too little. He is the victim here, dammit!
Except, as usual, his $15/hr number is WAY behind the times. Probably because he has never actually searched for a real job in the private sector. Here is what I found on the Internet in an eight-second search:
Amazing! The FREE MARKET is offering WAY MORE than the minimum wage! Howboutdat?
Fucking POPEYE’S is paying over $21 an hour! That works out to $42,000 per year. If you are conservative with your finances and only spend 1/3 of your income on rent, you are limited to $1,166 per month for housing.
Gee…I wonder if I can spend another 8 seconds and find something for Comrade Clayton to rent….
Oh lookie there! Plenty of shit available with room to spare! Are they opulent? Are they glamorous? Fuck no. But they will suffice until you prove yourself at your job and work your way up the ladder.
But all of that is WAY too much work for a worshipper of Bernie Sanders. Much easier to just crawl back into mommy’s womb and live in her upstairs bedroom until she dies and you can inherit the house, right?
Nuclear energy is the way forward, fossil fuels have a place too of course, but ONE uranium fuel pellet is equivalent to 149 gallons of oil or 17,000 cubic feet of natural gas. The wind turbine and solar grifts are totally uneconomical without massive government subsidies.
Only truly colossal morons think that wind energy will EVER provide a useful amount of reliable energy for a first-world nation at a reasonable cost.
Most people think wind energy is reliable. They're misinformed. Here's what an offshore wind farm looks like often enough. It's producing ZERO, and requires significant grid power to operate. Even spinning, it most often produces well below its capacity.pic.twitter.com/ESynDKP8IR
Malcolm Caldwell was was a Scottish academic and a prolific Marxist writer. He was known to be one of the most famous Western sympathizers of Pol Pot’s Khmer Rouge movement in Cambodia.
Caldwell is one of the finest examples of a “useful idiot” one could ever think of — a man of books dedicated fiercely to the people’s revolution.
This bookish academic professor was one of the staunchest defenders of the Pol Pot regime. He tried to downplay reports of mass executions by the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia and was widely criticized by his own country and other academics.
He would eventually, in 1978, fly to Cambodia to meet with his hero, Pol Pot, in person.
On 22 December 1978, Caldwell had a private audience with Pol Pot. Just a few hours later, one hour past midnight, the Scottish intellectual was shot dead in his room.
What did he say to Pol Pot, who did he insult, what terrible faux-pas did the Khmer Rouge’s biggest Western fanboy make? We’ll never know. But it definitely a happy ending to this story!
A history lesson of where the desire for free stuff and equity will lead us to.
The backbone of Mao’s revolution was the Chinese peasants who believed that they would get free land and be made equal.
Free stuff! Equity! Social justice! Sound familiar?
They indeed were able to confiscate the land from landlords and divided it equally among themselves through the brutal Land Reform (1949-1952) which led to the death of more than 2 million landlords.
But within a few years, new “inequality” emerged. Some people were doing better than others. Who would guess it! Some people are just born losers and they are the types clamoring for socialism…
No worries. There was a solution: collectivization. This time the CCP will make everyone absolutely equal. Collective farming started as “voluntary” option. Guess who were the ones strongly supporting it? Those who did not do as well their neighbors!
Eventually all peasants were forced to be collectivized into people’s communes. The land and all means of production now belonged to the PEOPLE (aka the STATE), they were told.
The result? THREE YEARS of the Great Famine (1959-1961) which killed up to 50 million peasants.
Socialism has always led to the death of millions of people in whatever country it was attempted. It is led by cynics who exploit the envy of the people who simply don’t measure up at the expense of the successful. So it ends up being a death spiral, literally. Once you believe success comes from dishonesty vs expertise, you are done.
Soviet Russia had a similar experience to China. The collectivization of farming in Russia let to the Ukrainian Holodomor in the 1930’s. It caused the death of millions of Ukrainian people due to starvation.
Socialism is directly opposed to human nature, and therefore can never be achieved without force and the resulting death of many. Socialism can only be implemented through tyranny and oppression.
As Mao said, “political power grows out of the barrel of a gun”. He had good reasons for making such a statement.
But I also found they are going to spend $31,690 [page 2] on signage for the Business Pork. LOL. Guess we can make the new Business Park “money wasted” total $7,231,690 for now. Although I’m sure I missed plenty of little $7,000 and $9,000 expenses that happen frequently.
Keep rolling those dice! Since you are blowing taxpayer money, you can NEVER go bust, right??
The six-foot-distancing “science” that all the Covid Cult loons demanded we follow turns out to be utterly made-up, concocted bullshit pulled from someone’s anus.
Color me shocked.
Anthony Fauci was asked this question this week in U.S. House hearings on the COVID response.
Incredibly, he didn’t really know how this came about.
“It just sort of appeared,” he told the subcommittee, which was an unusual answer since he otherwise said 100 times that he could not remember anything. Here, however, he admits there was never any science behind it.
That’s extremely peculiar.
This rule governed all social interaction for two years and more.
It wrecked every manner of things, made people feel diseased and isolated, made meetings impossible, and gave rise to a whole ritual of interaction that was utterly alien to the normal human way, including elbow bumps and water-gun baptisms.
It was why schools were so delayed in reopening. They could not guarantee that students would stay apart. It’s why airports were so crowded. Everyone was trying to avoid everyone else. It’s why park benches were roped off, why restroom stalls were operating at 50 percent, and why you could not hold weddings and funerals. This stuff was enforced at all levels of society.
And yet here is the “nation’s leading infectious disease scientist” who took charge of the pandemic response saying that he has no idea where this idea came from.
Dr. Ashish Jha, dean of the Brown University School of Public Health:
“It never struck me that six feet was particularly sensical in the context of mitigation. I wish the C.D.C. would just come out and say this is not a major issue.”
She wrote that the origin of the six-foot distancing recommendation is something of a mystery.
“It’s almost like it was pulled out of thin air,” said Linsey Marr, an expert on viral transmission at Virginia Tech University.
The journal Clinical and Infectious Diseases even did a large study comparing six feet and three feet of distance. It was published in March 2021. The authors found no statistically significant difference in infection rates. None. They concluded:
“Lower physical distancing requirements can be adopted in school settings with masking mandates without negatively affecting student or staff safety.”
Nothing happened. We were stuck with six feet.
Once it became an enforced ritual, nothing mattered.
Now we know that not even Anthony Fauci knows where it came from.
But come on. Someone had to order this. Who did it? Some low-level bureaucrat? Someone yet unnamed? Whoever it is knows who he or she is. Lots of people know. But no one is speaking up. It seems like there should be a way to get to the bottom of this.
Most likely, it resulted from nothing but irrational germophobia and a made-up way to satiate that impulse. But consider this: one person’s personal eccentricity thus became a rule for the whole nation and world, without a single study to say nothing of a vote or opinion poll. It was just cray cray on mega-steroids, and yet some vendors became very rich printing signs and stickers for millions of businesses, churches, airports, and schools around the country.
If Fauci doesn’t know, who does? The CDC has had three heads during this time: Robert Redfield, Rochelle Walensky, and now Mandy Cohen (weird – all jews?) They should tell all they know. If they don’t know, they should name the names of others who they think might have done this. Then Congress should ask those people and get them to say who they think it is. We should do this with every single idiotic protocol issued during that period, whether six feet, masks, sanitizer, one-way grocery isles, church closures, Plexiglas, and anything else.
That’s its real origin: it is a communist tactic of political control using infectious disease as the excuse.
This stuff traumatized the nation and the world. It broke everything. Now we have doors flying off airplanes only to find out later that the manufacturer had to lay off lots of mechanics during lockdowns. We have political upheaval in Ecuador, which had very hard lockdowns that demoralized everyone. We have huge absenteeism in public schools everywhere because the kids can no longer be bothered to go to class. We have a massive shortage of actual workers who know how to do stuff because they gave up and retired.
The lockdowns and everything associated with them utterly broke the world. The COVID response set the whole of the civilized world on fire. At the very least, we are owed an explanation for all this, starting with six feet of distance. If we cannot get to the bottom of where this came from, there’s no hope for sorting out the rest of the rigamarole. The investigations have to start somewhere. They should not stop for at least 5–10 years!
Count 1: 18 U.S.C. § 2331 §§ 802 – Acts of Domestic Terrorism resulting in death of American Citizens
Count 2: 18 USC § 2339- Conspiring to Commit Acts of Terrorism
Comrade Clayton the Climate Cult Zealot is busy at work in mom’s upstairs bedroom (where he lives) masturbating to ERCOT dashboards and hoping the power goes out so he can squawk “fix the damn grid” like a quasi-retarded mynah bird…
Comrade Clayton himself wouldn’t actually be affected by any blackouts, though…because mommy’s house is just two blocks from the police station, which is “critical infrastructure” and thus likely to be protected. Just like fellow climate retard Loose Haywire.
The weird thing is that here it is at 8:00am CDT as I write this – the very hour that Comrade Clayton said was the “RIP hour” on his chart – and my power is still on! Bizarre. ERCOT showing 6 MW of operating reserves, too.
The problem, according to idiot socialists like Clayton Tucker, is “the grid” and they demand you “fix it,” without offering much in the way of specifics. Of course “the grid” is just the transmission lines and transformers that CARRY the power. The ACTUAL problem is not enough power being generated.
[This summer, people didn’t bitch at government to “fix the damn pipes!” did they? No – the problem was not enough WATER. The pipes are just a transmission mechanism. They are secondary and THEY work just fine.]
There is high DEMAND for power for many reasons: our state’s population is exploding thanks to libtards fleeing liberal shit holes like CA, OH, NY and NJ. Many of these libtards drive electric fagmobiles that are sucking down power as I type this.
Also, we have hundreds of thousands of fake “refugees” from Africa, Haiti and south American shit holes pouring over the border. They all want heat and light too!
At the same time demand is high, SUPPLY is low – thanks to retarded liberal policies that heavily subsidize shitty unreliable wind and solar while ALSO punishing plants that run on very reliable natural gas and nuclear.
When there is no wind, you get fucked hard. Who pushed us to rely on wind? Moron liberals, that’s who.
But the moron socialist told us that the wind always blows!!
In a normal world, this would result in sky-high prices as the market attempted to send signals to consumers to use less and producers to produce more. But the government has fucked those signals up too! Socialists like Comrade Clayton tell us that electricity is a human right, and nobody should be “price gouged.” Not to mention, people would lose their shit if they got a $2,000 power bill. So we can’t let the free market work there, either.
So what’s left? When you have very high demand, low supply and free market prices are not allowed? You get rationing – also known as “rotating blackouts” in the electric business.
You want to know who to blame for constant power problems? Liberal fuckwits like Clayton Tucker, Bruce Haywood, Grady Lucas, Stephanie Fitzharris, Carol Garner Doughty, Janet “Crazier” Crozier, and Julie Cain Landrum. That’s who.
The other obvious reason for high demand is the extreme cold.
Comrade Clayton tells us this very cold weather is due to global warming:
See? The lines are straight on the left and wavy on the right! That’s BAD! No explanation of the physics, no references, no footnotes, no links to scientific papers or anything else, so that clearly settles it. This grade-school drawing confirms that all the heat is causing all the cold.
[Pssst – don’t tell Comrade Clayton that the coldest day ever recorded in Dallas was minus 8 degrees Fahrenheit back in February of 1899. LONG before all the “global warming” bullshit got started]
But why should we doubt Comrade Clayton and his climate expertise? After all, he is a “climate organizer” for Trade Justice Education Fund. Which means he goes and marches with clueless, mask-wearing college idiots and demands nonsense like “climate equity,” which is a bullshit, made-up term.
Here is the 33-year-old Comrade Clayton showing all the 20-year-old college climate nerds how “hip” and “with it” he is on saving the planet:
SURELY he’s an expert on climate after reading a few Facebook propaganda memes!
Then again, he’s supposedly a fifth-generation rancher about to turn 33 years old but is only NOW taking beginner classes. He was also publicly chided by a much smarter relative for fucking up the feeding of hay to his cows somehow:
“Hope you learned your lesson! You useless, fake-rancher retard!”
I’m guessing Robert Wright is a relative on mom’s side (Terry Tucker, nee Wright) who doesn’t even call himself a rancher, yet knows more basics than Comrade Clayton, the self-described “fifth-generation rancher.” LOL.
Very hilarious….and also embarrassing for Comrade Clayton.
Anyways, you can thank FOSSIL FUELS for keeping the lights and heat on today as wind and solar fuck it all up once again. Fossil fuels are currently providing about 85% of your power! Thanks to all the guys keeping the beautiful gas and oil flowing in these shitty conditions!
He thinks Hillary Clinton is a swell gal, he believes Trump is a Russian agent who stole nuclear secrets and sold them, he thinks open borders are a terrific idea, he kept his poor high-school kid out of school because of a “pandemic” that didn’t affect teenage girls at all, and he was 100% all in on the masking and the “vaccines” too.
In short, a colossal moron – as I have pointed out here many, many times.
Clearly Loose Haywire is a schizophrenic. One day he says one thing, and a few days later, a completely different (albeit equally retarded) persona appears to yammer about shit that directly contradicts what Personality #1 said previously.
His family should really have him institutionalized. Mentally ill people should not be allowed to vote, either.
We now have even more proof that Loose Haywire has totally lost it.
Just yesterday, Bruce was on Facebook crowing about how INCREDIBLE El Frias is – the Mexican joint that used to be Bill’s Burgers (and Toupsies before that):
But ok. When you weigh 350 pounds, your promises about food are rarely kept. Perhaps someone offered him a free meal or something, so he decided to try it again. Whatever.
But here’s the kicker: as Loose Haywire blabbered on about how fantastic El Firas was, he stated that he has never been there before! He claimed it was “our first time trying” the restaurant!!
Dude. Seek help. You were literally just there six months ago and even felt compelled to blabber about it on LCBN Facebook page!
None of this is a really big surprise to me. After all, obesity and dipshittery go hand in hand, according to many, many studies:
Research study conducted at the University of Cambridge concluded that obese people have less white matter in their brain compared to normal-weight individuals.
Then again, it may be more of a “chicken and the egg” thing: is Bruce fat because he’s dumb? Or is he dumb because he’s fat?
