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Local Communist Who Flies Foreign Flags On His (Mom’s) House Complaining About Obscure Pine Tree Flag.

You can’t make this stuff up…

I’ll be honest. I’d never heard of or seen this flag…and I consider myself pretty up-to-date on current events. I certainly never heard it was a “symbol” of January 6th. Says who? A bunch of idiot liberals who made that up after seeing it on Alilto’s flag pole?

Comrade Clayton prefers to fly the flag of a corrupt foreign country on HIS (mom’s) house…

That would be the same “democratic” country that just last week cancelled elections – allowing the corrupt, gay midget Zelenskyy to remain in power.

Ukraine President Zelensky Says Time Not Right for Elections

Oh, and what’s this??? More hypocrisy and subterfuge. Truly, liberals are nothing more than dogshit.

Fire Up The Grill

My friends Amy and George at Winter’s Beef were working hard the last few days and weeks. They load up the coolers and trucks early and head to farmer’s markets which are hours away.

They have their website available for buying steaks and burgers. They remind you a week or two before any holiday weekend to stock up for your holiday parties and even give you great recipes for their steaks and burgers.

The are REAL ranchers.

What do FAKE ranchers do for a big holiday weekend where a lot of meat is bought and sold? Why, they make tweets and social media posts endorsing yet another commie piece of shit or Paki muzzie who wants to help wreck America further…

FAKE ranchers also talk a lot about a website, but then six months later…no website. Totally forgotten like the failed Substack project. Because it is MUCH easier to sit in mom’s upstairs bedroom in the air conditioning and cry about how unfair life is.

You see, the website project will NEVER get done. That’s because fake ranchers have no actual products to sell. How do you sell non-existent products on a website? You can’t.

I think I DID see Comrade Clayton at the park the other day though…..

At least he’s an expert on goats, though.

Not.

Savanna goats are known for their milk production.

“You can milk anything with nipples.”

“I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?”

Evil Libshit Crone Carol Garner Doughty Lands In Massachusetts. Immediately Joins Exclusive Club Which Keeps Out Gross Riff Raff.

Let’s check in on Texas-hating, tranny-raising retard Carol Garner Doughty, shall we?

It only took four days in her new liberal paradise for libskank Carol and her husband Stephen Hawking to find and join an exclusive club.

She belongs in a “castle-like” building. You do not. Peasant!

Mind you, this is the same bitch that is in favor of MY exclusive club (the United State of America) letting in every third-world, illiterate scumbag from Haiti and Africa with no vetting because they are fake refugees asking for fake amnesty.

Because she is a hypocritical harridan of the highest order.

She needs this club because diversity-loving Carol moved to Lenox MA – which is only 98.57% white. Carol needs to be 100% sure she NEVER has to run into any slightly brown or black people unless they are trimming her grass, you see. So it was imperative to join an exclusive country club to bring that percentage up to 100.

They have FIVE POOLS, yo!!

I’m sure the pumps for all those pools and the heaters for all those hot tubs and the mowers for the hundreds of acres of golf course grass ALL run on solar power and windmills, right? Because evil libskank Carol wants to ABOLISH fossil fuels immediately!!

I’m sure Carol and Stephen Hawking used a battery-powered moving truck to move all their priceless furniture and expensive piano from Texas to Massachusetts, right?

Not exactly. The piano got its own truck for the Big Important Move. It’s ok for Carol to ship a piano in a diesel truck for 1,700 miles – thus burning about 200 gallons of diesel fuel – but YOU peasants should NOT be allowed to take frivolous trips to see grandma in your pickup truck. Because you are unworthy swine – and she is not.

LEDC Hands Another $20,000 Tax Dollars Out For “Life Safety Grant”

The last time they gave out a chunk this big, it was to Mercer and his Heritage Funeral Home in 2021. Mercer is really hurting for cash, you see…

According to the Radiogram…

During their monthly meeting on Wednesday, May 15th,Ā the Lampasas Economic Development Corporation awarded a Life Safety Grantto aĀ business referred to by its buildingā€™s address,Ā but not its name,in their meeting agenda. The Life Safety Grant will help the business cover the cost of building upgrades, so long as that cost does not go over $20,000.

ā€œWeā€™re very excited we got someone applying for the grant,ā€ LEDC Board President Misti Talbert commented. Following discussion of the renovation project, the LEDC board unanimously voted to reward the grant.

A business referred to by the building’s address but not its name? That’s pretty weird, if you ask me. Why all the secrecy? I mean, Misti is EXCITED to hand out $20,000 in tax dollars…but doesn’t want to mention any names? Just my opinion, but it makes it look like you have something to hide.

Misti is VERY good at handing out tax dollars. She gave Deorald Finney a $72,000 break on electrical hookups for his Stone Valley project. A project where Finney promised houses would be sold for “$150,000 to $180,000” but then jacked the prices to the $250,000 area.

Talbert also handed her old City council buddy Chris Harrison at S2M2 $185,000 for a “detention pond” that appears to not actually detain any water whatsoever.

Oh – and Misti also pilfered $971,000 in Covid relief money from the City to piss away on her Business Pork Project that is 20 years old, has wasted over $7.4 million dollars and STILL sits empty 30 months after she wasted the LAST million on it.

Great job, Misti! Truly, you are a “community champion”! Which is why I gave her an F on her mayoral report card a few years ago.

Holy God. We Are Going To Get Destroyed If We Ever Fight a REAL Enemy.

Trannies, woke morons, fat chicks….and homos prancing on the deck of a carrier putting lipstick on. What the FUCK.

The sad part is if the commander of this ship tried to boot this fruit off, HE’D be the one losing his job. Not the fruit. We are a total embarrassment as a country.

Are old farts like me with bad backs and busted rotator cuffs going to have to grab the guns from these pussies when the shit hits the fan? Christ.

Thanks Clinton. Thanks Obama. Thanks Biden.

RELATED: U.S has forgotten how to build ice breaker ships. But our kids have rainbow butt plugs. So there’s that.

Parasitic Socialist Clayton Tucker Has His Goat Herd Decimated By Parasites.

Sweet irony.

I knew it would only be a matter of time before local socialist parasite Clayton Tucker had to face more adversity over at his make-believe goat-photo ‘ranch.’

First it was all his babies being eaten by the dreaded Texas VultureBuzzard (TM) last year.

There ARE no buzzards in Texas. But if there were, they would DEFINITELY go after live animalsā€¦.because thatā€™s what they do.

Now he has a new problem: parasites. This is very fitting, because Clayton Tucker HIMSELF is a parasite upon humanity, his parents and a free-market capitalist society. So to see him get hosed by parasites is truly poetic justice.

The Brilliant Goat Professor informed all his followers that “it turns out that parasites are not great for goats,”

The socialist who hates Big Corporations and CEOs who make $100 million has no problem blowing $250 on Apple Air Pods.

You would think a “fifth-generation rancher” would not be taken by surprise by ANY of this shit. But you’d be wrong.

What is Comrade Clayton’s solution to his parasite problem? Is it to rotate pasture more often so the goats don’t eat the grass down too far towards the soil? Or perhaps take fecal samples every month so you are on top of any outbreaks?

Nah, fuck all that. Too much work. That cuts into his Twitter and protesting time in Austin.

What Comrade Clayton does is just leave all the old diseased carcasses out in the field for the VultureBuzzards (TM) to pick over and then ask mom to buy him some more goats.

I can just picture it:

“Mom, I need better goats this time! Tougher ones that don’t get parasites! These ones all died.”

So a guy like me with a brain immediately thinks: “I’ve never heard of Savanna goats. I’ve driven by dozens of places around here with tons of goats and they are all Boer or Spanish. So if this breed is SO AWESOME and super resistant to parasites, why doesn’t EVERYONE raise these goats?”

But Comrade Clayton doesn’t have a logical brain. He has the brain of a 12-year-old girl, as I have established many times. So he thrashes about from one problem to the next without thinking two or three steps down the road.

Kind of like how the idiot communist Chinese killed every sparrow they could find in 1958 so they would stop eating the crops but then when the birds were all gone, the insect population exploded and ate all their crops anyways. Then 45 million of them starved to death. THAT is how Comrade Clayton thinks.

So naturally, the FIRST thing I do is Google “disadvantages of Savanna goats.” Turns out, there are several…which Comrade Clayton will eventually discover towards the end of this year, probably.

They need a LOT more room to graze. They grow a lot slower (cost more to feed). More prone to foot rot and joint problems. They can be VERY aggressive towards humans. I’m pretty sure they cost a LOT more to purchase initially – I just sent an inquiry to a REAL goat producer to ask how much they cost. So we’ll know soon enough.

Oh, and their meat “has a distinct flavor profile.” LOL. I think that’s a nice way of saying maybe they taste like shit.

That last part about taste doesn’t really matter, I guess. Because very few of Comrade Clayton’s goats will manage to stay alive under his care long enough to be sold as meat. He just likes taking pictures of them for all the Dumb Old Liberal Ladies (DOLLs) on Facebook to fawn over.

However, I DO look forward to him being attacked by an angry Billy in the near future.

Daniel Perry Pardoned After Taking Out Antifa Trash At BLM Commie Rally Back In July 2020

Score one for the good guys….

Texas Governor Pardons Daniel Perry, Veteran Who Shot Armed BLM Protester

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has pardoned former U.S. Army Sgt. Daniel Perry, who was convicted of murder and sentenced to 25 years in prison for shooting an armed Black Lives Matter (BLM) protester who wielded an AK-47.

Mr. Abbott issued aĀ proclamation on May 16Ā indicating that Mr. Perry has been granted a full pardon and restoration of full civil rights of citizenship, while taking aim at Travis County District Attorney Jose Garza for allegedly directing the lead investigator to withhold exculpatory evidence and demonstrating ā€œunethical and biased misuseā€ of his office in prosecuting Mr. Perry.

You’ll recall the DA in that case was a Soros-backed piece of shit named Jose Garza. Garza is known for letting killers and rapists walk free – if they are the right color (brown/black)…

Texas victims’ families slam Soros-backed Austin DA Jose Garza for letting killers and rapists walk free: ‘How can you be pro-criminal!’

The commie dirtbag Perry shot was Garrett Foster – who continues to rot as worm food in his grave as I type this. Naturally, the deluded mother of this BLM commie is upset about the news. Oh well.

My favorite quote is from the now-deceased Foster: “People who oppose us are pussies and won’t do anything about it.“

Who’s the pussy?

Guess you shouldn’t go sticking an AK in people’s faces while participating in riots in the streets in remembrance of a career felon named Georgy Floyd.

Douchebag.

Clayton Tucker’s Communist Caucus Endorses Fat Man Pretending To Be A Woman.

Holy Christ.

Just when I think the commies can’t get any more insane, along comes a hippopotamus who thinks he’s a chick – and also two people.

Meet “Flaming” Mo Jenkins!

This guy insists on using “she/they” pronouns.

Jesus dude. You have to try a LITTLE bit. Just throwing on a pants suit and a nose ring and calling it a day? Bush league.

Naturally, he has never had a real job and is instead a parasite who is deeply dug into the woke bullshit with useless titles like “Inclusion Coordinator” and proudly displays his Certification of Completion for “Diversity, Inclusion and Belonging.” If you thought all this ridiculous insanity was only found up north, think again. This beast is currently working for Abel Herrero, the state representative for Texas House District 34.

It’s assholes like this guy who are destroying America because any employer who comes in contact with the fucker has to pretend, under threat of massive lawsuits, that he’s a chick. So there is now an entire multi-billion-dollar albatross around the neck of society forevermore. Fuck this guy and everyone like him.

Furthermore, Jenkins is himself now running for state representative in House District 139…and is endorsed by none other than Clayton Tucker through his Communist Caucus organization…

Naturally, there are plenty of puff pieces out there licking this idiot’s ass and telling tall tales…like this excerpt:

ā€œI never wanted to go and work in politics. I didnā€™t know much about it as a kid,ā€ Jenkins recalls. ā€œI actually wanted to be a cardiothoracic surgeon to invent new ways to keep hearts alive.ā€

In college, Jenkins was a double major in biomedical sciences and political science. ā€œI only added political science because I had a professor who told me, ā€˜If you add on a liberal-arts major, itā€™ll help boost your GPA for med school,ā€™ā€ Jenkins admits.

That one class changed Jenkinsā€™s life path completely. She [He] dropped her [his] biomedical sciences major and focused exclusively on political science. Her [His] hard work earned her [him] a 2020 internship working for State Representative Herrero and launched her [his] political career.

So you were going to be a doctor and a productive member of society…but then decided to be a parasite instead and go straight onto the government tit even though it pays way less. But you TOTALLY could have been a surgeon.

Sure buddy!

Comrade Clayton must be green with envy. He’s been trying to land a no-work job on the government tit forever, and here this mentally ill behemoth falls ass backwards into a cushy no-work joke job. I TOLD Comrade Clayton three weeks ago he just needs to put on a dress and change his pronouns to “she/xe/they” to indicate mental illness and he’s a shoe-in.

Of course, the budding genius and cardiothoracic surgeon doesn’t know the difference between “there” and “their”….

Yeah, I’m SURE you would have gotten into med school and graduated in four years. Keep telling yourself that, pal.

Bill Maher Drops Stunning Monologue on the COVID ā€œExpertsā€ Who Got It Wrong

ā€œA lot of the dissenting opinions that were suppressed and ridiculed at the time have proven to be CORRECT.ā€

Yeah. No shit. But don’t forget the scumbags who wanted us thrown in jail, refused hospital admittance, fired from our jobs. We will never forget.

Oh, and the NIH FINALLY admitted today (FOUR YEARS LATER) that they funded gain-of-function research. Fauci lied under oath about that. He needs to be tried and hanged for REAL crimes against humanity – not the bullshit Potato Head Fitzharris accused Trump of over suggesting HCQ might work against Covid (it does).