Hunter Biden was just given a sweeping pardon and is absolved of any alleged crimes from 2014 through 2024. That would be the Hunter Biden who actually DID commit REAL crimes – not the fake and made-up bullshit “crimes” Trump was charged with.
Starting in 2014, crackhead Hunter Biden was paid $ 1 million a year by Ukraine gas giant Bursima because he was an “energy expert” but was really a way for Ukrainian oligarchs to buy influence from Joe Biden. This is also the first year of his retroactive pardon by his father.
Is there a single person in the entire Biden family who’s not a complete piece of shit scumbag? Joe, his kid, his brother, his wife. All slimy scumbags. Hope they all drop dead of cancer next year. Fuck em.
This obviously gives Trump the green light to pardon every single J6 prisoner on his first day in office. That will be awesome!
Remember when Joe lied about never pardoning his dirtbag, druggie son?
Bulshi* alert incoming.
In June, Biden categorically ruled out a pardon or commutation for his son, telling reporters as his son faced trial in the Delware gun case, “I abide by the jury decision. I will do that and I will not pardon him.” pic.twitter.com/iAq4crm6uQ
Easily-rattled, mentally disturbed libskank Carol Garner Doughty is elated it is finally snowing in her new town of Lenox MA….
This is not the first time she has yammered about “spiked boots.” I have personally never worn nor even HEARD of “spiked boots” for the winter – and I suffered some brutal winters in Chicago over 14 years. It must be something rich, old dummies pay $700 for.
What I DO know is that this moron who wants to get rid of fossil fuels tomorrow is going to freeze her wrinkled, bony ass off this winter. I’m praying for one of those “coldest in 50 years” winters so she suffers greatly. With any luck, she’ll slip and break her hip in the next few weeks and I can laugh about that, too.
I’m sure the Tesla and the Prius will do WONDERFULLY in a foot of snow when it’s -8 degrees next month. BAHAHAHAHAHA. I’ll be sure to send her a Trump Christmas card from sunny, 65-degree Texas about then.
So on my bingo card I have…
Slips and breaks hip. Slips and fractures skull. Slips and shatters kneecap. Tesla dies in freezing weather. Tesla stuck in foot of snow. Tesla retractable door handles frozen shut. Prius won’t start in cold. Husband to hospital in snow blower mishap. Complaints about roads not being plowed quickly enough for her satisfaction. Takes trip to Europe on fossil-fuel-powered airplane to “get away from this ridiculous cold.” Complains about pellet stove not keeping house warm enough.
Nothing more pathetic than a wanna-be farmer who has never grown so much as a tomato going on social media and demanding you “thank the farmers” for your Thanksgiving feast, because they are all “getting royally screwed” by the evil “Big Ag”….
I already thanked the farmer and rancher, fuck nut. I pulled out my wallet and bought their product. End of transaction.
Then he goes on to spout his usual “statistics” about how the poor farmer only gets a pittance of that turkey you bought. Clayton Tucker, who can’t even run his own “fifth-generation ranch” he was handed for free, demands justice for those turkey farmers up in Minnesota!
The retard who can’t get his own shit together wants to dictate the price of turkeys, farm wages and micromanage all levels of the economy, even though he has never even had a real job himself! Hilarious.
I don’t know what the REAL numbers are on turkey producing because (1) I don’t raise turkeys and (2) I also don’t believe anything a union tells me. So I can’t really argue the math nor will I assume any of his “statistics” are close to reality.
I do know ONE common sense thing: if you are raising turkeys and consistently losing money, then you should stop raising turkeys and do something else. I imagine there are more than a few “Clayton Tuckers” up there in Minnesota who play around on grandpa’s turkey ranch and can’t make any money at it, so they whine about Big Ag instead of admitting they just suck at raising turkeys.
Pretty simple.
I also know there are a ton of farms who have been raising turkeys for generations, so they must be happy with how it’s going. I’d like to think the fifth-generations turkey farmer (a REAL one) knows a hell of a lot more than some 34-year-old socialist clown who lives in Central Texas with his mom and has never even set foot on a turkey farm.
What a stupid-looking face.
Also, a lot of these “small turkey farmers” raise turkeys as a SIDE JOB because their primary job is growing soybeans and grains and that happens to be good feed for turkeys. So the turkey thing is just a small part of the entire farm operation. Also, turkey shit is a great fertilizer, so these same turkey farmers probably make a pretty penny selling their turkey manure to gardeners.
In other words, there are a lot of moving that parts a simpleton like Clayton Tucker is not considering.
But Comrade Clayton’s whining always boils down to the same point whether he’s whining about union auto worker wages, Amazon warehouse worker wages, farming wages or just the typical America voter: he thinks you’re too fucking stupid to know you’re getting screwed. But Clayton is so smart, he’s here to tell you you’re getting screwed – even though he has ZERO experience making a living at anything, let alone turkey farming!
Comrade Clayton is here to tell you that you’re a moron for working for those measly wages. He knows better than you do! He’s also here to tell you there was no inflation under Biden and if there WAS then it was because of greedy corporations and NOT trillions of deficit spending – because, again, he is smarter than you are and you’re too dumb to know what you’re seeing with your own eyes.
Yet with all those big brains he thinks he has, he still can’t figure out how to make enough money to live on his own and instead is still tied to mom’s apron strings. LOL. What a total joke.
Here is a riddle for Comrade Clayton: if “Big Ag” is fucking farmers over so badly by buying their turkeys for a pittance and then selling them for $2.40 per pound, then how come when I go to a farmer’s website that sells turkeys DIRECTLY to the public, the cost is about TRIPLE or even QUADRUPLE that of the “greedy Big Ag” people??
Shouldn’t the noble farmer just ALSO sell his turkey for $2.40 per pound and keep all the money for himself, thus putting evil Big Ag out of business??
Furthermore, if running a turkey processing plant is such a massive money maker (by ripping off the stupid turkey farmers) then why aren’t businessmen who are WAY smarter and WAY richer than Comrade Clayton getting into that business and getting in on the action? Lemme guess, Comrade Clayton is way smarter than all of them too, right? Smarter than Bill Ackman, Jeff Bezos, David Tepper and the dozens of billionaire entrepreneurs out there as well, right?
You complete tool bag. Instead of spinning your wheels crying about how much money turkey farmers get (which does NOT affect you one bit), what you should REALLY worry about is your own backyard. You STILL don’t have a website to sell your “local meats” you promised A YEAR AGO! You STILL can’t make a living on the “fifth-generation ranch” you were handed for FREE!! LOL. Fucktard.
Then he disappeared off Twitter after taking mountains of abuse from thousands of trolls (myself included). I used to check in on Meathead once a month or so to see what his latest rantings were, and I was ALWAYS blown away at the constant abuse he took from his detractors. I was proud there was such a huge army out there letting this douchebag have it EVERY SINGLE DAY. They NEVER let up. That is dedication.
This will likely be the arc for Grady Lucas, Garry Brown and Carol Garner Doughty as well. Local scumbag Grady Lucas has already disappeared off of social media as has Garry Brown. Crazy Aunt Carol is just a few more “horrible incidents” like the Trump Truck away from checking in somewhere herself.
Til the season to be jolly!! Trump is preident. Remember that, shitlibs. It wasn’t just a bad dream. It is your reality for another 4 years and very likely another 8 years.
Today is Thanksgiving. I give thanks for the endless joy and entertainment I am getting (as predicted) from watching weak-minded, overly-hysterical, rich libtwat retards like Carol Garner Doughty of Lenox MA have breakdowns over Trump….
“And he’s not even in office yet!” BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. EXACTLY!!!
“I will pay! I will take piles of my husband’s money that I didn’t earn and hand it to you just to not hear the word TRUMP” BAHAHAHAHAHA. This dumb fuck moved all the way to Massachusetts to get away from “awful, horrible, bloody Texas” and now she gets Trump as her President for four years. BAHAHAHAHA. She can’t escape.
I wish I was a smart enough computer nerd to do this, because I’d slip some code in there that turned every “Carol” into the word “cunt” then refuse to fix it after I cashed her husband’s check.
Such torture! Now that the commies aren’t in charge, she might be able to leave a LOT more money to her useless children instead of being raped for 80% of it through the estate tax! The horror!!
No matter how great her life is, living in her mansion with her rich husband and enjoying a standard of living that 99.5% of the planet can never attain, she will STILL be miserable the next four years (at least) because of some guy in the White House who LITERALLY will implement policies that are 99% likely to be favorable to her anyways. That’s how retarded she is.
It’s like finding out you can eat hot fudge sundaes and buttered lobster every day for free and never gain weight, and then having a mental breakdown over it.
I wish I knew who the guy was in the Trump Truck so I could send him a bottle of booze and pay him to drive by her house every single morning until she checks in to an asylum.
The best part is that these loons think they are actually PUNISHING us by not coming to holiday dinners or events. Newsflash: we’ve hated you there for the last 20 years. We barely tolerate you to try and keep the peace. YOU are the crazy minority nobody wants to be around, you idiots.
It is quite embarrassing to be in a family restaurant like Country Kitchen this morning and enjoying a delicious breakfast, but then pop a massive, bulging erection for everyone to see because of the headlines showing up in your feeds…
BAHAHAHAHAHA! Happy Holidays, cockfags! Now hit the street, dork. No severance for you. Learn to code.
With any luck, they’ll be unable to pay their heating bills this winter and freeze to death. The most hilarious part is these same assholes were BRAGGING three months ago about how much money Kamala had in the bank. They wouldn’t shut up about it!
Now they’re all getting stiffed. Not only did they lose their minds when Trump won, they are now losing their jobs and savings.
It is to laugh.
The Golden Age of Trump has begun! Nothing but awesome headlines and joy for those of us who aren’t retarded shitlibs.
Here are some more awesome “stocking stuffer” headlines heralding an early Christmas for all of us to enjoy:
Trump hasn’t even officially taken office yet, and everything is looking up.
Remember shitlibs: you have FOUR MORE YEARS of this!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I hope you all get mocked and ridiculed at Thanksgiving tomorrow by an awesome uncle or cousin who is a Trump voter. You deserve all of it.
Then the drunken witch finally appeared and it did not go well….
Kamala just released a video message of encouragement to her supporters 21 days after the election, and as you’d expect, she’s drunk. pic.twitter.com/gUTDdqbDGq
Oh, and she might be in BIG trouble for fraud, basically….
She could potentially be facing legal issues with the FEC, aside from her $20 million debt.
Reports reveal that internal polling from the Harris campaign never showed her in the lead or even with a viable chance of winning.
Despite this, the campaign hid this from top donors, defrauded and misled them by falsely claiming she was ahead, and continued soliciting contributions under false pretenses to the tune of over $1 billion.
The joy is all gone
I wonder how much money morons like Stephanie Fitzharris, Clayton Tucker and Carol Garner Doughty donated to this scumbag and fraud. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
“No. The world needs bad men, Marty. We keep the other bad men away from the door.” – True Detective, Season 1
The last four years with Joe Biden “in charge” have been much the same as a household of 5 kids run by a 105-pound single mom. The inmates are running the asylum and there is no fear of retribution or consequences because moms are well-known for making idle threats and letting shit slide. It’s only when dad gets involved that you shit yourself and straighten up.
It worked that way in the 1970s when I was a kid and it works today in my own household. Our 10-year-old drags ass, whines and talks back when mom is getting her ready in the morning. But when mom is at work and I’M in charge of getting ready for school, guess what? It runs like an Army barracks around here. There is ZERO fucking around.
Well guess what, liberal pussies and open-border softies? Dad is on his way home. He’ll be here January 20th. He’s bringing a friend, too: Tom Homan.
And a lot of pearl-clutching, female-brained losers are not happy about it….
Local socialist barnacle and goatwanker Clayton Tucker is very upset about this as well. He has LONG been an advocate of open borders and sanctuary cities.
Part of his problem is that he doesn’t understand the brain and mindset of a man, because he isn’t one. If this were an SAT test, the analogy would be:
CLAYTON is to MAN as FISH is to…..EAGLE.
Being a man is completely foreign to him – as unfathomable as an eagle’s life is to the lowly fish. He has no wife or child to protect, and he never will. He doesn’t possess the mindset that he has something to protect against outsiders who wish to do harm, because he has not built anything of value. He is like an infant crawling around completely oblivious to the real world. That’s what happens when you live with your mother at age 34 and spend your days taking pictures with your four-legged love interests….
He hasn’t worked his whole life to build something worth protecting and he hates America and wants it torn down anyways. So why NOT let hordes of third-world trash pour over the borders and wreak havoc?
Luckily Trump and Tom Homan are “bad men” who are ready to do what’s necessary.
Yeah, the liberal media and Comrade Clayton will post photos of little kids crying while their families are deported next year. Boo hoo. Doesn’t move the needle with Tom Homan. Get ready for some spankings and crying and gnashing of teeth. Remember Laken Riley, if you need to remember why this is necessary.
Daddy is coming home.
**UPDATE 27 MINUTES LATER:
Well, look at that. The Mexican president falls in line immediately. Not a surprise – the Mexican president is a “she” (a real one with a vagina) and deep down, they need a strong man to point them in the right direction.
I’m pretty sure Trudeau is a closet homosexual, so he also ‘thinks’ like a woman. Looks like he’s also aware that Trump is in charge now. Refreshing, isn’t it??
P.S. What kind of Mexican name is “Sheinbaum”? LOL. Imagine that crazy shit, the Mexicans “elected” a Jewish broad! Have fun with that.
