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God Forbid We Fire A Single One Of The 106,000 Goldbrickers At The USDA!

Because EVERY SINGLE GOVERNMENT JOB is vital to our survival! At least, according to fear-mongering ass hats…

Naturally, a picture of a cute little dog being “fired” is also included. Top-notch reporting!

COULD cause prices to rise? LOL. Many items are plummeting already, you clown. It will take time, but the free market will fix things if left alone.

This article is complete tripe written by a far-left socialist female (Katie Knibbs) who used to be a tech writer and has ZERO background in economics or common sense. Her entire Twitter timeline is filled with anti-Trump propaganda and praise for the corrupt USAID program.

(She was also “educated” at a rich-kids school in Montreal – a hotbed for socialist agitators.)

In her crappy propaganda article, she finds a few disgruntled idiots who were fired and lets them fearmonger about invasive species getting into the United States if they aren’t IMMEDIATELY rehired! Two of the species mentioned are the African Giant Snail and the Asian Longhorn Beetle.

Wait a second!

The USDA has been around since 1889! Furthermore, 1969 was during LBJ’s term while 2011 was Black Jesus’s term. And 1996 was smack in the middle of Bill Clinton’s term.

Whoops.

You see, nobody is saying that keeping out invasive species is a bad idea. But when you have 300 USDA slugs sitting around doing a job that could be done by 40 employees, then there are going to be fat, lazy slobs getting fired by DOGE and then running to the nearest TV news station to cry like a pussy.

I also question the notion that government food inspectors are highly competent or omnipotent. Why, just ask Gaylon Amonett! He’s the fuckup who caused a ton of people to be poisoned or killed a while back. Comrade Clayton knows him, since he replaced Gaylon as the secretary of the Texas Farmers Union! LOL. What are the odds???

As you can see, government inspectors are hardly infallible. Perhaps the free market would do a better job of policing food, if given a chance! Who knows.

Former USDA inspector pleads guilty to bribery charges

City Council Chambers (Which Is Only 5 Years Old) Needs Over $20,000 In HVAC Repairs. WTF???

It was practically yesterday they dedicated the new City council chambers they blew $1.5 million on….

But apparently $1.5 million doesn’t get you quality, because according to City Manager Erin Corbel, there is an “intelligent computer brain” or some shit that needs to be replaced – which costs $6,400 all by itself. Then there is the labor.

According to her at the meeting tonight, the entire shebang will be OVER $20,000!!!

What. The. Fuck.

My house is over 13 years old out here and I’ve NEVER had an HVAC issue yet (knock on wood). The council chambers is only used a couple times a MONTH and their system already shit the bed after a measly FIVE YEARS?!?

Pretty sure I’d go back to ASJ Construction and ask a lot of questions over this – or find out whose brilliant idea it was to put a compilated, hard-to-repair HVAC system in there when a simple one would have sufficed. Sounds like a Cathy “Even If It Costs More” Kuehne move, to be honest.

I was wondering why there was no “City Manager Report” written into the packet tonight. Now I know why. Anything to hide this from me! I’ll be requesting the bid sheets tomorrow morning.

Too bad they didn’t get a $17,000 “HVAC Maintenance Contract” like they did for the shitty broken elevator over there in 2020. Ouch.

What a clusterfuck. Yet another Talbert project comes back to bite the City in the ass.

Clayton Tucker’s Mom Testifies At State Capitol.

Well, not ACTUALLY Clayton’s mom, but it could be!!

So ‘her’ penis is erect 2.4 hours per day?? Jesus Christ. Must be when ‘she’ is around older men like Robert O’Rourke and Jim Hightower. Or maybe around Paki sheep herders like Aftab and Emad….

Note the progression in the photos: from hatless trust fund dork to crappy fake cowboy hat on an avowed socialist “political organizer” for Bernie Sanders’ “Our Revolution” and then to the current iteration of fake rancher with a hat for his costume that at least LOOKS like the right style instead of some straw piece of shit from Buc-ees my 85-year-old mom would wear….

All lies.

Explaining The Liberal Female (And Dummy Socialist) Brain.

Brilliant analysis from Hoe_math on Twitter.

Women are born with a sense of justice that is optimized for dealing with other women and with children.

Men are optimized for dealing with other men.

Being a man has been illegal for 3 generations (for some mysterious reason), so women have grown up watching men not be men, which drives them insane. This causes “fatherless behavior” (dad’s not here, so do what you want!).

This is why “liberal” (maladjusted + emotionally neglected) women do not see all adult males as men. They don’t know what “man” means outside of “male who gives me a special tingle.”

So when they look at an adult male and they don’t feel a tingle, that’s a child. They see you as children. They love to say so!

And the female brain assumes that it is in charge of children. That’s why they want to give all your shit away and laugh at your suffering. They think they’re “being fair to the other children” and that forcing you to share will make you “learn your lesson.”

Their brains also assume that there is an infinite pool of resources that will never go away (Santa-ism). [Dummy socialists think this way too] This is because “getting resources” is a male thing and “sharing resources” is a female/child thing. You may be familiar with the common male-female argument of “let’s spend less for the future” vs. “let’s spend more for comfort.”

“What do you mean ‘future?’ Just spend infinity now, and then spend infinity again later!”

Do you know where your food comes from? What about your clothes? Can you imagine how much work it took to make everything you have?

Now imagine that you can’t understand this AT ALL. You just get TV static in your brain. “But we have enough for the whole world! We could SOLVE HUNGER IF WE TAX ELON MUSK!” That’s how “liberal” (insufficiently developed) humans think. Elon musk is just a child who is hogging the snacks, and not a man who provides (unless they want to have sex with him).

“Liberal” (demented and neurologically atrophied) women perceive “man” as “makes me horny” and not as “provider and protector.” That’s why they see the entire planet as one enormous day care.

And the rules of day care are “take care of all the children equally.”

That’s why everything is chaos, and that’s why they vote even HARDER left the MORE chaotic it gets. The solution is SHARE HARDER.

They just can’t understand why you won’t “play nice” with a billion retards from hell who would murder you for a Slim Jim. They’re just babies, after all! And if they get more love from mommy, then they’ll grow up nice!

There is no “real world” to them. It’s just one biiiiiig big big high school, and YOU are just another student (unless you give them tingles), and when you’re not playing nice, they TELL TEACHER.

And you will never ever reach a single one of them with logic or reason because virtually no one even knows what those are, and everyone who does is either 1. not “liberal” or 2. a psychopath playing liberals like puppets. Most people think “logic”, “reason,” “rationality,” and “Science” mean “when my feelings are correct.”

If you want all the insane, mentally destroyed leftist women to act normal again, the only way to do that is to make them respect you as a man, which means providing something she can’t get better or easier elsewhere.

And we are all having a really hard time providing much.

Eggs, Orange Juice….Now Gas!

More winning. But whiney shitlib bitches won’t bother to mention it. Most of them probably can’t even understand this chart…

Funny what happens when you kick a bunch of invaders out and don’t implement retarded policies. The free market heals quickly.

Socialist Pustule Demands Food Be Labeled “Regenerative” – Then Admits He Can’t Define That Word.

Local pretend rancher Clayton Tucker recently attended the National Farmers Union Convention in Oklahoma. Of course, HE thought it was called the “National Farmers Convention.” As usual, he’s the low man on the totem pole with no clue about what’s going on around him….

No, it’s the Farmers UNION convention, dummy. A bunch of fake/retired old farmers and union twats. REAL farmers were back home plowing and planting.

As one of about 500 delegates, he had SUPER DUPER important job yammering about important “farmer stuff.” Farmer stuff like democracy, social security and health care, of course!

Ah yes – nothing ensures the health of your goat herd like “democracy,” as I understand it.

Then there were all the speeches on how to grift the government and get free shit by doing fake and useless stuff to “help the climate”! Like this, taken from the convention program:

Ethanol subsidies are one of the biggest scams and boondoggles there is. But Jon Doggett and the NFU twats don’t care that they are fleecing the taxpayer while doing zero for the environment! They care about lining their own pockets with government cheese. Doggett made a very good living ($500k per year) as CEO of the corn lobbyist group – a group that did nothing for consumers but fleeced the taxpayers plenty! Sounds like Comrade Clayton’s kind of organization!

NOW we’re talking! Because Comrade Clayton has zero interest in actual RANCHING. He doesn’t want any doody on his hands or waking up before 9:30am. Fuck all that! He’s interested in “setting policy” – sitting around and telling others what to do while wearing a rancher costume. His new favorite grift is “regenerative ranching,” which as I’ve said several times before, is complete bullshit.

The Regenerative Ranching Racket

Unfortunately for the ever-ignorant Comrade Clayton, someone in his comment section ALSO knew that it was complete bullshit and challenged him. At which point Comrade Clayton admitted he couldn’t even define what it was:

Whoops! Steve Bridges slinging truth! He’s one of those guys who has actually tried this bullshit on a real farm or ranch and discovered it’s nonsense. Comrade Clayton, on the other hand, took one beginner class about it and read a pamphlet, so he’s obviously a fake expert – kind of like his fake “water researcher” and fake “energy expert” labels .

Of course, he then fails to define what the word even means:

The problem here is that Steve actually needs a process or system to work and be profitable, because he has likely worked on a REAL farm or ranch.

Comrade Clayton just wants a label he can slap on his grandpa’s place to get some government cheddar and subsidies. Anything to AVOID the kind of work that guys like Steve do.

Of course, none of this matters because Clayton was just ONE of 500 pissant NFU delegates who got up there and ranted into a microphone about their pet peeves and none of it will go anywhere. NFU just wants their dues and convention fees from suckers like Clayton Tucker so they can afford to pay the Big Man (NFU President Robert Larew) a big fat salary of about $400,000 (see Part VII) to ALSO not farm or ranch.

Want to hear Rob Larew’s qualifications, according to his LinkedIn? Here you go:

Demonstrated history of working in the farming industry to improve economic andsocial justicefor rural communities. Skilled in Government, Policy Analysis, Agriculture, Legislative Relations, Social Justice Advocacyand Public Speaking.

Also according to his LinkedIn, Larew has been in Washington D.C. as a grifter for at LEAST 32 years! If he’s a farmer then I’m a fucking Saudi prince!

BAHAHAHA! What a total grifter! I love it.

Egg Prices Plummet. Local Retards Silent.

Oh my goodness. I leave for spring break for about a week and the post I made ridiculing the Egg Price Morons the day I left is already proved right! That has to be my fastest correct prediction since Mary Poche quit and blamed it on me.

March 7th: Local socialist dummy and pretend farmer complains about egg prices.

March 13th: Egg prices plummet.

Lady Clayton continues her undefeated streak of being 100% wrong about whatever her daily outrage is.

You like apples, Comrade? How you like those apples, fucko??

Somebody should probably tell the Dummy Kraut, too. She’s been whining about egg prices ever since January 20th like the rest of the clowns.

BONUS BREAKFAST ITEM: Oh yeah, I almost forgot…..

If Kamabla had won, she’d have slapped price controls on ALL this stuff, ensuring that supply and demand NEVER came back into synch at a normal price.

Dummy Socialist Doesn’t Understand How Taxes Work. Instead Marinates In More Elon Envy Juice.

If only Comrade Clayton had ever run a REAL business or owned stocks, he’d understand “loss carryovers”….

A tax loss carryforward allows capital losses realized in the previous years to offset gains in a future year, which can reduce taxable income in later years.

And boy, did Tesla have losses to carry forward! Shit piles of them!! The above chart cherry-picks a couple good years for Tesla. It ignores the decade of massive losses leading up to that:

Translation for socialist dummies: 2,000 millions is equal to 2 BILLION.

In fact, Tesla wouldn’t even EXIST if it weren’t for mountains of subsidies from the state of California (ZEV mandate) and the federal government (plus a little bit of solar roof tile fraud thrown in there by Elon). Those would be the EXACT SUBSIDIES that Green New Deal retards like Clayton Tucker himself demanded and cheered on for the last six years or so.

College boy can’t spell “devastate” correctly!

I have detested Musk for many years over his con-man shit like the Hyperloop, Boring tunnel pipe dreams, rocket ship to Mars that will never happen, the Optimus robot scam, the FSD scam and others. Tesla is a shit car and will NEVER reach Level 5 autonomy with his current “camera-only” configuration.

The only GOOD things Musk has done is (1) buy Twitter and expose all the left-wing twats for their censorship and (2) create DOGE to expose more left-wing thievery, corruption and graft.

I’m not sure if his recent good outweighs his previous scumbaggery in the grand scheme of things. I’ll let God sort that out. But what I AM sure of is that if there were never any subsidies for Green Energy and Tesla, Elon would be just another mildly rich asshole from Silicon Valley. Far-left greentards like Clayton Tucker himself are the ones who created Elon’s wealth by shoveling mountains of subsidies into his bank account.

Delicious irony.

Here is the most cogent “Why I hate Elon” primer you are likely to find:

Shitlibs understand they cannot say, “I hate Elon because he is better than me.” So they find other reasons.

In person, shitlibs might say, “He should give more to charity.” They don’t mention he gave billions to charity. They don’t discuss how his for-profit enterprises have benefited humans. They don’t discuss how Starlink has affected the rural poor, or Ukranian soldiers. They just say, “He should give more money away.”

What they mean is, “He should pay me for my performance art. If I criticize him enough, maybe he will.” It’s a slim hope, but that strategy has always served them well, as demonstrated by the federal budget. It still works on RINOs, who are still the majority of Republicans.

Leftists hate that Elon bought Twitter and allowed the Right to speak. They are itching to accuse him of doing it only for money, but that attack fails the laugh test for Twitter, and also for DOGE, which has cost Elon about a third of his wealth.

Leftist retaliation for DOGE has now destroyed half of Tesla’s stock value, as people are afraid to buy Teslas and European governments find ways to punish Elon. Eventually they will allow in cheap Chinese EV’s.

Recall that Tesla is the company that finally made the leftist dream of zero-emission cars a practical reality. Shitlibs don’t like to talk about that. Shitlibs still think the climate is important, you see, but it’s not as important as a federal grant for their performance art or tranny mice, which mean old Elon is obstructing.

Shitlibs will continue to hate Elon until he uses his wealth to buy their love. That strategy has worked in the past, and it still works on RINOs, who will spend any amount of your money to make leftists stop hating them for a few days. Elon won’t do it, but the left won’t stop trying. It’s all they have.

LEDC Moves To Pay Down $220,000 In Debt On Goat Pasture.

According to the last LEDC minutes:

Board member Finney moved to approve budget amendment to pay off debt in the amount of $220,019… the motion was seconded by Board member Ball and with unanimous vote, the motion carried.

You’ll recall, board member Finney is the new blood that Porkchop Kuehne and Talbert fought tooth and nail to AVOID letting into their clique a few months ago. He also recently made noise to appraise and possibly sell off Lot 4 (around 80 acres) of the Goat Pasture.

Weird how ONE new person can come in and get things moving again when a small group of dipshidiots have been screwing them up for 20 years. It reminds me of Elon Musk and DOGE coming in and immediately seeing massive amounts of graft, retardation and incompetence costing the taxpayers a small fortune and then making a bunch of common-sense fixes to save a ton. As much as I dislike Finney for his Stone Valley electrical hook-up scam he ran, you can’t deny he is in there now fixing things at least a little bit.

Also weird is that the $220k they want to pay down is pretty close to the $207,000 in ADDITIONAL MONEY these morons saddled the taxpayer with nearly five years ago with a very stupid and inexplicable decision to extend an existing loan for another ten years! Naturally, I wrote about this back in June of 2021:

LEDC Loan Costs Now Much Higher For Taxpayer Thanks To Idiotic Extension Of Original Loan

As I wrote at the time:

…the OLD loan only had about $133,000 remaining in interest payments over the next 9 years (total interest of $377,000 minus the $244,000 already paid over the last 6 years).

That is now out the window. The balance of the ORIGINAL loan ($885,652.00) will now be re-amortized at the old interest rate of 3.35% and extended another ten years –which will cost the taxpayers $340,882

So the LEDC went from only owing another $133k to now owing $340k in interest over the life of that $1.35 million dollar loan- thus fattening bank coffers by an additionalroughly $207,000 in tax dollars.

In other news, Forward Lampasas is now officially a 501(c)(3) non-profit. Eddie Bowden and his crew have really taken the reigns over there and are shaking things up. They had a creek cleanup/brush burn about a month ago and they realize the creek is a huge asset that has been ignored. I just hope they are smart enough to keep that moron Stephanie Fitzharris off of any boards or decision-making teams.

Imagine what could have been accomplished with the million dollars of Covid money Talbert pilfered for her goat pasture a couple years ago? Or the other $6.5 million wasted on the goat pasture? Such a colossal waste of money.

So sad.

It’s nice to se MEN OF ACTION like Bowden, Finney and Mike Irvin take charge and take the steering wheel AWAY from proven failures like Talbert, Monroe and Kuehne. The City will be FAR better off in the long run.