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More Evidence Socialist Fake Rancher Will Be Running For Ag Commissioner In 2025/2026

Local ponce Clayton Tucker used to have his pronouns all over the place, having fully jumped into the woke retard movement of the last few years.

[That was back in 2019 when he was still a fake cowboy. Then he was briefly a fake farmer before his current iteration of fake rancher. But I digress…]

However, he recently REMOVED those pronouns from his “real job” page over at the insignificant non-profit with 340 followers on Twitter: the ridiculously-named Trade Justice Education Fund.

Every single loser on that website has their pronouns stated EXCEPT Comrade Clayton, who just happened to recently erase them.

Now why would he do that all of a sudden? For the same reason he changed his FB page to “Clayton Tucker for Texas”: He’s going to run for Ag Commissioner in the 2026 election. He may be very stupid on every issue but one thing he DOES know is that having that “he/him” bullshit by your name lets everyone know you are a commie loser and a partial retard. The average Texan won’t have any part of that. So he changed his chameleon skin yet again, and pretends he’s just a regular old ranching dude with cotton-picking grandparents.

Luckily, I will be around next year and the year after to make sure none of this “hide the commie” shit goes unnoticed by his opponent.

Here’s a good joke for you….

A fake rancher named Clayton and a fake Mexican named Beto, are driving down a dirt road when they come across Penny the donkey with her head stuck in the fence.

Beto says “Man I haven’t had any pussy in months!” He jumps out of the truck Prius and just starts banging the donkey like there’s no tomorrow.

Then Beto looks over at Clayton and says “Hey, do you want any of this?” Clayton replies “Sure….but do I have to put my head in the fence?”

Civil Engineer Versus Failed Life Coach. I Know Who I’D Want On The City’s CIP Board

There is an opening on the CIP Board (Capital Improvement Program) and we have TWO contenders for the spot [see pages 159 thru 161]

On the one hand we have Bob Chapman, retired civil engineer. Educated at Texas A&M. Male. I’m guessing he’s quite good at math and therefore cost/benefit analysis. Sounds like some good skills to have when deciding on multi-million-dollar City projects.

On the other hand, we have our old friend Janet “Crazier” Crozier. Janet is a failed “life coach” (not a real job). Life coach is just generally someone who doesn’t like their prior job, wants to be in business for themselves and likes to give advice and be paid for it. The problem is, for the most part, their advice is no better than yours and in this case, likely worse. Most life coaches haven’t gotten their own lives figured out or they would have better options than to be a “life coach.”

She is also REALLY into recycling (does nothing for planet) and was a major reason the City wastes over $12,000 per year on “recycling” garbage which may or may not just get thrown in a landfill anyways. She also wanted the City to pay to have giant carbon-spewing trucks drive around to pick up the recycling, but thankfully Mike White shot that retarded idea down years ago.

She has stated previously that she believes autistic kids are clairvoyant. Yes, I’m serious.

No….absolutely NO scientists are saying that.

She also fell for my Russian Cripple Gag a couple years ago, when I pretended to be interested in her ADA compliant garden because I was an old Russian in a wheelchair. No matter how ridiculous and outrageous my emails were, she never figured it out.

Oh, and she’s managed to somehow spend over $50,000 (and still counting) on her pet project, The Community Gardens. She is a far-left loon originally from Ohio who attends Clayton Tucker circle-jerks.

Add all that up and you can see you do not have a very rational person at all. NOT the type you want making multi-million-dollar decisions on City projects. Not even close.

The term of the CIP board position is three years. So if you pick a halfwit for this position, you will suffer under that bad choice for three years. Assuming she makes it that long, as she is almost 80 years old.

I know who I’d pick!

Max Headroom / Mom’s Bedroom

You don’t want to miss this. Comrade Clayton Tucker making a ridiculous “political ad” video where he tries to look all serious and erudite (look it up, Comrade) but actually looks like a compete tool bag.

The best part is at the 5 or 6 second mark where he is thrusting his hand down in a karate chop like he is emphasizing some brilliant point, but nobody at the table is even looking at him! LOL. All posing for the camera.

Pretending to make a point for the camera but everyone is looking at someone else.
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Then he edits and cuts the video about 6 times in 4 seconds so he resembles an old Max Headroom video from 1985. If you’re an old fart like me, you remember who Max Headroom is. An electronic stuttering/jittering head on the screen. The only difference is that Max Headroom had a sharp wit and sense of humor. Comrade Clayton is a refrigerator magnet.

Just a small reminder as Comrade Clayton blathers about the plight of the family farm/ranch: there is a farmers’ market every Saturday literally TWO BLOCKS from Comrade Clayton’s mom’s house where he lives in the upstairs bedroom. His “RX Ranch” (incorporated only 10 months ago) has sold ZERO farm products and ZERO ranch products at that market, despite his whining about how hard it is to make a buck as a “family farm.”

He has also STILL not completed the website he promised on December 15, 2023 to “sell meats locally.”

His fake ranch has also sold ZERO meat to the local school system and ZERO meat to the local food pantry – although he did give them some shitty “glyophate-filled” Froot Loops one time and bragged about it.

He also bragged about trying to pay off the school lunch debts over at the Lampasas School District, but that turned out to be a lie as well.

Every single thing this kid does is a lie. Remember that as he cries over the plight of his fake family farm/ranch.

Coming soon: a huge compilation of every lie Comrade Clayton has told over the years. My gift to whoever his opponent is when he runs for Ag Commissioner in 2025/2026.

Citizens Livid About Water Situation. Blame Talbert.

People are rightfully pissed about the water situation.

Let me think for a second. Who was the person handing out hundreds of thousands of tax dollars in subsidies to developers to build a bunch of houses and “create growth” at any cost? Who was handing out free money instead of TAKING IN impact fees of several thousand per house to offset the future millions needed for water and wastewater infrastructure?

Water and Wastewater Rates To Rise. SOMEBODY Has To Pay For Talbert’s Past Fuckups and Giveaways To Developers Like Deorald Finney and S2M2.

Shitty Talbert/Monroe Decisions Still Haunting City Coffers Five Years Later.

S2M2 (Brodie Estates) Has Been Violating Their Agreement With The City For YEARS. City Has Not Enforced Any Provisions – Despite Handing Them $185,000 In Taxpayer Money.

Oh yeah...it was Misti Talbert and her cronies on City council. Something I have ranted about for a LONG time. Instead of learning something from my free analysis, Misti Talbert derisively sneered at me as a “keyboard warrior.”

Who was the one who swiped almost a MILLION DOLLARS of Covid money to blow in her Business Pork project? Oh yeah. Misti again.

I wonder what she’s going to tell prospective Biz Pork tenants when they ask “is the water shitty and unreliable here?” LOL. Way to paint yourself into a corner, genius!

Low IQ BLM Fools Finally Admit They Were Wrong.

At least a few people are waking up 4.5 years after the fact….

Us? What’s this ‘us’ shit? It was only the low-IQ group susceptible to propaganda who fell for this. Like they fell for every other hoax….

Studies show that a LOW IQ is the biggest predictor for woke ideology:

That time village idiot Stephanie Fitzharris was stalking her own dad’s Facebook page and proclaiming how awesome she is for being woke.

“If you’re not very bright, the woke ideology is very attractive to you.”

LOL. Ain’t that the truth!!

Naturally, the dummy kraut is full-on woke also….

Seefeldt, Fitzharris and Grady Lucas – all woke and all dumber than a box of rocks. Go figure.

Desperation Is a Stinky Cologne.

“Hitler! Fascist! Threat to democracy!”

Squawk, squawk goes the parrot!

Oh no! A bunch of establishment, Deep State twats are bitter because they got found out and jettisoned? I’m sure they all have impeccable credentials! Squawk!

But washed-up, unemployed establishment RINO Lizard Cheney is endorsing Kamala! Yay!!

Whoops….

Truth – back when Lizard Cheney was still fat and happy feeding at the trough.

Remember:

Dummy Kraut Turns Up The “Hitler” Volume To 11.

Like I said, I’m going to enjoy this shit bird’s tears more than anyone else. Don’t forget that Seefeldt “works” as a real estate agent in Killeen. Be sure to avoid using her for any transactions. She despises America. Not to mention, she STILL can’t write a proper English sentence every after 27 years in this country.

Reminder: Tina Seefeldt’s dad was a Hitler foot soldier and tried to kill Americans.

Comrade Clayton is jumping on the Hitler bandwagon too. Of course, he’s using it as an oblique excuse as to why he’s 34 years old and still lives with his mom. As I’ve commented many times, Comrade Clayton does this every couple of months to try and justify his present conditions.

I’m not sure Comrade Clayton realizes that the guy in the bottom picture (representing Comrade Clayton himself) is being made fun of in this meme. The top photo is a normal well-adjusted couple. The guy in the bottom photo is a fucking loser obsessed with demonstrably false Hitler propaganda while his entire life is a shambles due to his own stupidity.

Here’s a clue, buddy: the guy in the top picture is married and has been likely working on a real career for about 12 years and this making some real cheddar…unlike yourself. I bet he also didn’t publicly lie about trying to donate money to hungry little kids, either!

Do these morons remember that Trump was ALREADY president for four years and there was no “Hitler” behavior?? The same cannot be said for Biden and Harris.

Biden tried to force the population to inject themselves with what turned out to be a harmful, untested ‘vaccine’ under penalty of losing their jobs. He has also ignored the Supreme Court ruling about student loan forgiveness and wants to pack the court because he didn’t get his way.

Reminder: village idiot Stephanie Fitzharris also wanted all of this.

Sounds pretty Hitler-esque to me, you dolt.

Not to mention, Clayton HIMSELF is a self-described SOCIALIST. Who was Hitler? Head of the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei  – or the National SOCIALIST German Worker’s party. Hitler and Comrade Clayton are BOTH socialists!

Shitlib Candidate Lucas Kunce (Rhymes With Dunce) Frags Reporter As RINO Scum Adam Kinzinger Looks On.

This guy’s name is literally Lucas CUNTS. Too funny. Well, he can kiss his candidacy goodbye as he made a complete ass hat out of himself and was then dumb enough to post it on Twitter. Not that it really mattered. Josh Hawley was kicking the shit out of him before this…

Granted, if you want my vote, shooting reporters is a very good start!

So what happened? First we saw traitorous RINO douchebag Adam Kinzinger NOT using his safety glasses and also holding a rifle like most chicks I know hold it on their very first time on the range. Notice he is also shooting at steel targets (with a huge fancy scope! LOL) that are only about 6 or 8 yards away! OH, and there’s also Tannerite sitting there on that table, just waiting for some shrapnel to blow back…

Safety glasses on top of head. Shitty stance. Massive scope for 8 yards. LOL.

RINO traitor Kinzinger is a Big Bad Former Marine (and probably a closet homosexual) who is constantly yammering about “Slava Ukraine!” and cheering hundreds of billions being stolen from U.S. taxpayers and sent to a corrupt, gay, coke-snorting midget to incinerate in a war he has ZERO chance of winning. Adam quit Congress and lost his job after voting to impeach Trump. He’s currently just an unemployed douchebag.

He should know better than to shoot steel plates that close, because you might hit that reporter with spall. Which is exactly what happened. Then they bragged about “applying a tourniquet,” which makes zero sense and also is applied in the wrong place. Any Boy Scout can see that….

What is it with these White Dudes For Harris filming themselves trying to be manly and fucking it up so badly? LOL Kunce (gun safety), Kinzinger (gun safety), Tim ‘Elmer Fudd’ Waltz (loading shotgun), Clayton Tucker (can’t use wrench), Chuck Schumer (not knowing how to grill)…

What a bunch of absolute buffoons. And these are the morons who lecture to us about gun safety and “assault weapons.” Clowns.

Another School Official Confirms: Lampasas Democrat Party Never Tried To Make School Lunch Debt Donation. I Challenge Him To Action.

Well, I finally heard back from Taylor Wood. She also confirmed that Clayton Tucker’s story is 100% false:

We have “not heard anything” about this Clayton Tucker fable and “so I am unsure of the validity of that claim” is the nice, bureaucratic way of saying “this guy is a fucking liar.”

I also emailed Comrade Clayton himself and pointed out his story is 100% false. I don’t expect I’ll hear from him.

But I have a deal for you, Comrade: you go ahead and take $5,000 out of your moronic “Texas Bluebonnet PAC” that is sitting there doing nothing and will NEVER help you get elected to anything. You march that check on over to the school and pay down some lunch debt with it –just like you lied about trying to do. If you do that, and post the cancelled check publicly on your shitty Substack as proof, I’ll march down there with a $2,000 check of my own and between us we’ll wipe out that $7,000 debt you seem so concerned about.

How about it? Time to prove you aren’t the do-nothing, all-talk, nutless socialist ass hat you appear to be. The ball is in your court.

You know how to reach me: lampasshole@protonmail.com

Mike Irvin Takes Texas-Sized Shit On LEDC Heads and Business Pork Project.

This could also be titled Mike versus the LEDC – or maybe even Genius versus Dummies.

In Tuesday’s Dispatch, there was a front-page article about Mike Irvin’s plans for some more development over by the creek.

As you might recall, Mike Irvin is the guy responsible for more “economic development” and job creation in this City in the last 4 years than the LEDC has done in 20 years (which is zero). THEN the LEDC passed him over to sit on the LEDC board last week. But nobody ever accused Misti Talbert of having a high IQ, that is for certain!

Shovel ready! Nine years ago! LOL.

His commentary in The Dispatch is scathing and comical:

“Irvin criticized the ECD for spending millions of dollars on a business park that has not brought in any revenue to the City. He said funds would be better served on developing within the active city limits rather than outside it.”

OUCH! Preach, brother Irvin! Testify!

But there’s more ass reaming dealt out in the next paragraph:

“Currently, it [the Business Pork] is too far out of town. The terrain there is not conducive to a business park,” Irvin said. ‘They spent a lot of money out there that could have been used to improve inside the town.”

WOW! The terrain is not conducive to a business park?!? Would have been nice to hear that 10 years ago before a passel of chimpanzees wasted many, many millions out there – something I have been yelling about since I first started this blog in July of 2018.

The most EGREGIOUS waste of money was the last round [Feb 2022] when Misti herself went to her former council chums and pilfered almost a MILLION DOLLARS of ‘Covid money’ for her retarded project. That money (according to Finley himself) basically had ZERO strings attached and could have been used for just about ANYTHING in the City.

Her fellow girl bosses on City council (Monroe and Kuehne) couldn’t hand over the dough fast enough.

Ultimately, a clueless dunce was allowed to throw that good Covid money after bad and incinerate it on a ‘business pork’ built on terrain that is not even conducive to a business pork!

Holy shit. Somebody call the police. Irvin just publicly murdered the entire LEDC in broad daylight.