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Socialist Mouse Jiggler Clayton Tucker To Start Yet Another Political Grift! Has His Eye On Texas Ag Commissioner?

You like that one? “Mouse jiggler”? I saw that last week when a bunch of Wells Fargo parasites who “work” from home got caught using machines (which you can apparently buy on Amazon) that move your computer mouse around to make it look like you are doing work when you are actually doing jack shit.

Wells Fargo Fires ‘Mouse Jigglers’ Taking Aim At Fake Work And Other Trends

If that doesn’t sum up Gen Z, then I don’t know what does. As you know, I have made Clayton Tucker an honorary member of Gen Z even though he is 33 years old. If anyone in this town is a mouse jiggler, it is Clayton Tucker. An expert at spinning his wheels while going nowhere yet building a huge resume of useless titles and failing to support himself financially.

So what is the mouse jiggler up to now? He’s back to licking Jim Hightower’s shriveled ball sack and “getting ready to launch a new organization,” of course! If there is one thing Tucker excels at, it is creating new non-profits to stick his name on.

The 33-year-old boy who lives with mom and who has no past or present in Texas Agriculture is going to team up with an octogenarian with one foot in the grave who was Ag commissioner 40 years ago to shape the future of Texas Agriculture.

BAHAHAHAHAHA. Jiggle that mouse, boy!

You’d think the ‘rancher’ who saw a bunch of his goats drop dead recently and who has been “working on a website” for 6 months might focus his energies on actually raising and selling some product.

Six months later? No website.

But you’d be wrong. Because socialist scumbags aren’t about creating or producing anything. They think they should be at the top telling everyone else what to do – despite being unable to even fend for themselves. Look at Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden and Chuck Schumer. Three old farts with a combined age of about 235 years who have NEVER HAD A REAL JOB between the three of them! Yet for some reason, they think they are smart enough to run everyone else’s lives. Mouse-jigglin Tucker is cut from that same cloth.

Instead, he’s busy going to communist conventions in El Paso to listen to a man who has fake tits and dresses like a whore lecture him on drag queen story hours….

You know…typical rancher stuff.

I’m pretty sure that Comrade Clayton has aspirations on being Ag Commissioner someday. That will NEVER happen, of course.

It will never happen for many reasons: Comrade Clayton is too short, too dull, has no REAL connections besides Hightower (who will be in a grave soon), no looks, no personality, no money, no height, no accomplishments, and no knowledge of agriculture. If all those reasons aren’t enough to stop him, there is always my massive treasure trove here on my blog of all his lies, bullshit and socialist beliefs that I will make available to any opponent he has in the future. I’ll NEVER stop. Ever.

But hey – BIG things are coming!!

Is this like your Substack that was a BIG HUGE UPDATE? The Substack you posted on a few times but which has been abandoned for the last three months? Or maybe it is like your Killeen Creators that you claim to have founded but haven’t visited in years and years? Or perhaps it’s like the Lampasas Community Gardens you took photo ops at but then never returned to again? Or maybe the “beekeeping” you claimed you did but then also quickly abandoned?

No? This one will actually be HUGE and accomplish heroic feats? Ok then. I cannot wait to tear the next Big Idea apart and watch it crumble to the ground.

Jiggle that mouse, bitch!!

Another One Bites The Dust: Economic Development Director Stacey Ybarra Resigns.

Well, that didn’t take long. This one lasted 18 months. Why does all the juicy stuff happen the minute I leave for vacation?? I got a whiff of this a week ago but was out of the country enjoying beaches and stone crab.

I tried to confirm this is 100% true with the City secretary today but…it’s a federal holiday! First I heard of that, too. They even closed the stock market for Juneteenth this year! Pretty soon, government workers will get 30 or 40 holidays off per year, in addition to their two months PTO.

[Round Rock sure knows how to celebrate “Juneteenth”! Some black guy went on a rampage. I hear 14 people were shot and two killed. IN ROUND ROCK! Nice.]

I DO have to say that the timing of this whole thing is weird. Here we have a chick who was getting six-figures of salary and benefits to basically do nothing. She even got caught making shit up out of thin air and there were no repercussions. She convinced City council to send her to ATLANTA for some ridiculous “economic development” junket (which has likely ALREADY been paid for) AND I think she was also signed up to get some “free” (courtesy of the taxpayers) continuing education too! Now, why would you abruptly quit with all that on your side?

I only have two guesses:

#1 – she has been shopping for a better job for months and hit an even bigger jackpot closer to where she lives (at least an hour south of Lampasas)…

OR

#2 – City council was about to come down on her ass pretty hard for accomplishing nothing the last 18 months while costing the City almost $200k in salary and benefits. The Business Pork STILL sits empty despite her making it her “first priority” as EDD.

I’m going with #1, myself. We’ll know soon enough!

If any birdies have info on this, contact me at lampasshole@protonmail.com

P.S. Remember that time Ybarra made up a lie about “20 to 35 jobs created” and a “$0.7 million dollar capital investment”? I sure do!

Stephanie Fitzharris: Still A Total Moron Exactly Four Years Later.

Almost four years ago to the day, local radical-left idiot Stephanie Fitzharris was high on BLM and Covid fumes. She was super busy yapping about George Floyd and how cops were “brutal terrorists” for having to gall to arrest criminals if they happened to be black.

Limo liberal dipshit sisters feel pity for anyone born black. Can you condescend any more??

She also publicly begged for donations to the SPLC – a radical left grifter group that goes after everyone and anyone who isn’t also a radical leftist:

Hilariously, Potato Head was duped by yet ANOTHER radical lefty group. I wonder how much of her husband’s money she has given away to scumbag grifters like the BLM founders or the SPLC.

Just last week, we found out that the SPLC has basically been hoarding donations for themselves – thus ripping off rich, white, guilty liberal morons like Stephanie Fitzharris! BAHAHAHAHAHA. Then they fired 25% of their grifter staff!

So, a whole bunch of union grifters got canned and all the money that liberal morons like Fitzharris sent to them was skimmed and wasted. BAHAHAHAHA. I love it.

The organization has been criticized for its aggressive fundraising tactics. In 2022, the organization reported having $711 million in assets and receiving more than $100 million in donations each year since 2019.

It sure has been a good year to watch liberal organizations implode: the Washington Post, BLM, the SPLC, BuzzFeed, etc. Gonna be a great year!

Lampasas Sales Tax Receipts Eke Out Tiny 1.2% Gain – Versus UP 6.66% For Texas.

Lampasas recorded a 1.2% gain in sales tax receipts for the month of May. Trailing the state as a whole, which saw a 6.66% rise in revenue.

Lampasas is now dead flat on YTD sales tax revenue – despite inflation AND the solar eclipse ‘bump’ in activity. Apparently, the eclipse was only worth about $2,800 in added revenue – a FAR cry from the $70,000 the City spent preparing for the eclipse.

How did other cities fare?

Burnet: UP a whopping 21.8%! I’m guessing this had to do with the eclipse and the giant party/festival they had there. That caused an extra $60,000 in revenue for city coffers.

Marble Falls: UP a modest 2%

Dallas: UP an impressive 9.35%

Austin: UP 4.5%

Clueless, Spoiled Limo Libshit Has Breakdown Over Nothing.

Is your city being overrun by crime because libshit Soros DAs refuse to press charges? Are illegal Squatemalans, Venezuelans, Haitians and other fake refugees driving up rents and spreading tuberculosis in your area? Did you just spend $140 for a few items at the grocery store? Did you just get hammered with a 25% insurance rate increase thanks to Bidenflation?

I hate to inform you of this, but those aren’t real problems, you poor fool. In fact, according to most libshits, those problems don’t even exist. You are imagining them. The economy is actually AWESOME.

But even if those problems DID exist, they pale in comparison to the trauma that poor libshit-moved-to-Massachusetts Carol Garner Doughty is enduring. I mean, look how this poor libskank is suffering greatly in her new home state:

At first, I didn’t get what she was whining about. I was trying to make something phonetic out of the 4MGF part. As if some guy got a random plate that read IMAFG or something. I could see being upset with that, even though a libshit would be proud of that plate.

No, the part she is worked up about is the number 45.

Why? Because Trump was the 45th president, obviously!

Yes, I am serious. THAT is how insane and irrationally filled with rage and TDS these libskanks are. This is just MORE proof that women should have never been given the vote.

This is the kind of stupid shit you waste your life on and complain about when you are completely devoid of purpose or brains.

We will set aside for the moment how monumentally retarded you have to be to post your license plate number on a public page for all to see. Now thieves and scumbags know your full name, your license plate and can easily find your address in Lenox MA. Who knows what mischief they could get up to. But yeah – keep telling yourself how smart you are and how dumb all the anti-mask, antivax mouth-breathing Texans are, sweetie.

How far do you take this shit? Do you go cut up any credit cards you have that might have a “45” in them? Do you refuse to buy a cool house because the address is 45 Gropecunt Lane? Do you refuse to celebrate the 45th birthday of your retarded they/them fake tranny daughter named James? Do you refuse to accept any phone numbers with a 45 in them? Do you tell all your rich bitch friends at the Big Libshit Charity Event that you absolutely refuse to sit at table #45 even though George Clooney is sitting there, too?

Naturally, local Covid Cult moron Stephanie “Potato Head” Fitzharris (who has tried to convince everyone she is NOT actually a libtard Biden lover) jumped in on the Trump bashing…

Some of her new fellow limo libskanks suggested she pay big money for a vanity plate to avoid all this terrible unpleasantness. By all means, tie up the entire system with questions and requests because there is a “4” followed by a “5” in your plate. If I worked at the DMV and had to listen to this twat, I’d say “sure thing!” and send her a new plate that was 45 45 45. Or maybe CNT45

Spoken like a TRUE rich dummy

Libskank Carol has her own ideas, however…like NOT getting a new plate in her new state of residence…

Yes. By all means, take your chances! I certainly won’t alert the cops or the DMV in Berkshire County!

Unfortunately for Libskank Carol, changing plates/license/registration is required by law within 30 days of establishing residency in MA. Luckily, Carol the Moron has posted very publicly about her entire move and made it clear they are living full time in Massachusetts now. No getting around it at this point, dipshit! Then there is the whole problem of the fact you were ALREADY issued a plate and just refused to put it on – so you can no longer plead ignorance of the law. Any cop can easily see that as well.

Christ, what an imbecile!!

It’s a good thing some rich chump was dumb enough to marry this witch, because with her ‘brains’ she would be living under a bridge somewhere giving blowjobs for $5 if it weren’t for him taking her in.

David Hogg’s Head Looks Like an Egg On a Toothpick

A convention of wormy communist parasites would not be complete without femboy David Hogg yammering about gun control.

I bet he and Comrade Clayton talked looong into the night, if you know what I mean. They have so much in common: both grifter parasite commies who have never worked a real job in the private sector. Both have never employed anyone. Both are non-profit grifters promoting commie shit like gun bans and tranny crap.

Naturally, Hogg has TWO armed guards for himself. Hypocrite.

That is the kind of manly physique you get from a steady diet of soy milk and semen.

Fat Man Dressed Like Whorish Woman Is Speaker At Commie Convention.

We used to call these freaks pedophiles. Now they are keynote speakers at the Texas Democrat Communist Convention. I bet Comrade Clayton bought “her” a few drinks at the bar afterwards, eh?

This is the kind of perverted shit that Bruce Haywood and Stephanie Fitzharris are apparently proud of. Absolutely unbelievable that we are at this point as a country/state.

Funny how they always want to read to kids. Not old people in nursing homes. Not adults recuperating in the hospital. Not war veterans. But little impressionable, innocent kids.

Sick fucks.

Turns Out America-Bashing Libshit Christine Seefeldt’s Dad Was a Nazi Who Fought For Hitler.

I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree….

The word ‘democracy’ NEVER appears in the Constitution OR the Declaration of Independence.

Christine Seefeldt never misses a chance to tell everyone how much she hates Trump, how much she hates guns, how much she hates the free market and how much she loves socialism and wealth redistribution.

Yeah, the poor Germans! They were all held captive to hypnosis and cannot be blamed for their motives! They were just following orders! They were all brainwashed! Poor dears.

Seefeldt completely misses the irony here as SHE HERSELF (and many other middle-aged female libshits) are in the exact same boat. They were (and still are) brainwashed about Covid shutdowns, fake covid vaccines, masking, BLM bullshit, the ‘benefits’ of open borders, stealing from one group of citizens to pay for the ‘education’ of others and price controls.

They too, are being held captivated by the fascist actions of Joe Biden – a senile old fool who is trying to jail his political opponent and force one horrible policy after another on the population by executive decree. Seefeldt cheers ALL that shit but in the same breath wants pity for her poor brainwashed father.

Fuck all that.

Seefeldt has made her hatred of the U.S. Constitution very clear, despite her utter bullshit ramblings about how the poor, stupid, brainwashed Germans saw the light about the Constitution and freedom once they were captured!

Hitler disarmed his citizens too, you dumb shit. Made it a lot easier to kill a few million jews and control everyone else. Christine Seefeldt would love to see that happen here as well. Which is why dumb old ladies like her should have never been given the privilege of voting.

“Dad was a Nazi and so am I!”

I don’t feel the least bit bad saying that it’s a shame that Seefeldt’s dad didn’t take a bullet to the head that day as he was raining down machine gun fire on our boys storming the beach unprotected like sitting ducks. Then this anti-American, anti-Constitution, freedom-hating moron would never have been born to contaminate the Central Texas area today.

City About To Take Pipe On Massive Health Insurance Premium Increases

From next Monday’s City council packet….

Staff met with the City’s health insurance advisor May 30th to review records related to claims in comparison to premiums paid (loss ratio). Unfortunately, cost of health benefits exceeded premiums by approximately 14%; a deficit, and slightly higher than last year’s ratio.

In FY 2024 the City was able to cover increases in premiums primarily through adjustment in the plan coverage and network. This year, however; it is likely the City will see a double-digit percent increase in rates.The ratio was also impacted by high-cost prescriptions. Staff and consultants will wait for May’s total claims to include in the 12-month rolling ratio for a hopeful decrease in the deficit.

Maybe I misunderstand how this all works, but the City pays around $2.5 million a year in health insurance premiums for their employees. That’s the generous “benefits” you never heard Finley or Gump bring up at salary begging time in July and August. So does that mean the COST of health benefits for 117 employees was about $2.85 million?!? That can’t be right. That’s over $24k on average for every single City employee. Or maybe somebody had a $500k hospital bill or something.

One thing is sure – there are more than a few City employees who could stand to drop a few pounds. I remember Assistant to the City Manager Gump had some hare-brained scheme in August of 2022 to reward people who lost weight. It was right about the time he had another hare-brained scheme to give City employees super-cheap golf fees of around $5 or something. Luckily, that moronic request seems to have died in the crib.