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Biden Pulls Out Of Race. Lampasshole Prediction Comes True.

Amazing! Reading here is like knowing the future weeks and months in advance. I should be charging money for this information.

How does he do it?!? No degree in Political ‘Science’ either! It’s almost as if thinking things through, using logic and common sense and ignoring the moron ‘experts’ on TV is the way to go.

Kind of like all the Covid bullshit. If only Stephanie Fitzharris followed my path, she wouldn’t be “vaccine injured” right now. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I laugh at your self-imposed injuries.

As I said exactly three weeks ago:

Jill Biden has no idea who she is fucking with. The Powers That Be are the ones who MADE Joe Biden. They handed him the presidency in 2020 (cheating), they pulled him from obscurity (he ran for prez twice before and never got more than 1%) and they have protected his secret of dementia for 3.5 years. They did all of this because they KNOW they can control him with the mountain of dirt and corruption they have on him. Quid Pro Joe.

That means they can STILL control him. Jill Biden be damned. Jill can ignore reality (her husband is a vegetable) but she cannot ignore the CONSEQUENCES of ignoring reality – which will be evident very soon.

How’d we get here?

July 1st: Jill Biden Refuses To Drop Out Of Race. I Predict She Will Be Crushed Very Soon.

July 7th: A Week Later, More Rats Jump Off Sinking Biden Ship.

What’s REALLY sad is the Democrats – who won’t SHUT THE FUCK UP about “DEMOCRACY” just disenfranchised 14 million Biden primary voters who DEMOCRATICALLY elected Joe Biden as their nominee.

Everyone DEMOCRATICALLY voted for Biden in the primary – but as soon as the sledding got tough and Biden fell behind due to obvious retardation, all that “DEMOCRACY” stuff went right out the window like shit through a goose.

Comrade Clayton was one of the first to turn on Biden. Proving once again that Comrade Clayton is almost as big of a piece of shit as Biden himself.

So all that “Trump is the greatest threat to democracy” and “J6 was an assault on democracy” was just a massive pile of steaming bullshit. Color me shocked.

Hostess House Additional Cost Alert!

That didn’t take long. I remember saying after the City agreed to pay $2.2 million for the Hostess House “facelift” that there would be plenty of “surprise” costs along the way. I believe I set my over/under at $100,000.

Today we got the first one!

City will pay $14,774 for “testing services”provided by Rock Engineering and Testing Laboratory. See page 149 in CC packet.

Only $85,000 more to go!

City Health Insurance Premiums To Jump 11.72%. Last Year Was 13%. This Is For “Premiere” Plan, Of Course.

This must be a typo. Comrade Clayton ASSURED me that inflation is only 3% these days.

In a move that will shock nobody, “staff recommends approval of the renewal rates” [UP 11.72%] so everyone can keep their “premiere” health insurance with Baylor Scott & White [page 141]. I brought this up over a month ago…

City About To Take Pipe On Massive Health Insurance Premium Increases

Pretty brutal seeing a 25% jump in the last two years. I covered the huge 13% jump last year as well…

National Health Insurance Premiums Rise 6% – But City Rates Went Up 13%!!

Funny – during the “pandemic” when dummies like Fitzharris were hysterical with fear over “everyone overcrowding the hospitals,” rates barely moved at all.

The new rates will cost the City close to TWO MILLION dollars per year. Or approximately $17,000 for each of the City’s 116 employees [rough estimates – see page 142].

Remember all this when Finley and Ryan are insisting everyone get a 4% raise in their salary in a month or so. Because THEY sure won’t mention the fact that the City just ate another huge increase in benefits.

Remember:

Trump’s Powers Continue To Grow. Sheila Jackson Lee Struck Dead Hours After Badmouthing Trump.

The more I thank God for all these blessings, the more he seems to provide.

I was just about to go to bed last night and my phone dinged with the headline that SJL was dead. It was like God himself gave me a kiss on the forehead and tucked me in. He got rid of the absolute dumbest politician alive today.

Thinks that moon is “made up of mostly gasses”

Guess we can scratch this race baiting, grifting worm off The List!

I’m seriously starting to believe we live in a simulation and that bullet that missed Trump marked some sort of timeline shift or move to another dimension or something. I can’t explain it – I don’t know tech stuff. So much good shit is happening lately. It’s even going to be in the low 80s all this coming week! In July! THANK YOU GOD!

Next thing you know, Mitch McConnell will turn to dust on live TV after talking shit about MAGA. I look forward to that one too.

Democrats Now Face The Kobayashi Maru.

Every red-blooded man in America should be familiar with the Kobayashi Maru. If for no other reason than Kirstie Alley made for a smoking-hot Vulcan who made many a 12 and 13-year-old boy all tingly in his nether regions back in 1982’s Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn.

[Hey – there was no Internet back in 1982. It was this or Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman. That’s all we had, man!]

The democrats are now facing their very own Kobayashi Maru: the ultimate “no win situation.”

Their best option? Jettison Biden and Kamala right now and then hold an open primary next month to try and find SOMEONE, ANYONE who can poll close enough to Trump that they can cheat their way over the finish line with stuffed drop boxes and harvested fake ballots from nursing homes.

Unfortunately, by doing that they look like complete hypocrites by disenfranchising 14 million primary voters. Not that they care about looking like hypocrites. They do that every day. So that’s the least of their concerns – they have zero shame.

More “troubling” to them is they risk the optics of passing over the “black woman” who is the “rightful heir apparent.” This is a pile of shit, if you ask me. Kamala couldn’t even muster 1% when she ran in the primaries against Biden four years ago – and black chicks make up WAY MORE than 1% of the population. Conclusion? Black women hate her just as much as everyone else. Kamala’s bargaining position is WILDLY overestimated by the talking heads and especially by Kamala herself.

If the party ended up picking Whitmer (vagina!), the MSM would quickly fall in line and you’d never even hear the name “Kamala” uttered again for the rest of your life. So forget about that argument. The dems would run over 100 black women with a bus if they thought it would help them beat Trump.

No, the REAL problem is that Biden’s brain is so far gone, he literally cannot comprehend all the polls, stats and figures placed right in his stupid face: YOU WILL NOT WIN. What’s worse, he cannot get close enough to Trump to allow them to cheat their way past the gap. The gap is too big.

Next best option? Get Joe out and let Kamala run since it’s “her turn” now. This is an even bigger disaster. I’m pretty sure that the odds of this happening are close to zero. She’s hated universally.

So we are left with: let Joe have his way, do nothing, let the party infight for the next four months, watch Biden fuck up more and more [yesterday he mistook another woman for his wife] and watch as Biden not only gets destroyed and humiliated but takes the entire down-ballot with him. Result? GOP takes all three branches of government. Disaster indeed, if you are a lefty scumbag.

So…what to do? Maybe there is no answer. This is the ultimate Kobayashi Maru. The “no win situation.” They are damned if they do and damned if they don’t.

What a shame.

Assassination Mysteries Solved

I read yesterday that ONE THIRD of idiot democrats think the assassination attempt was staged! I knew the left sucked at memes but I didn’t know they sucked at conspiracy theories, too.

How did that one get planned?

Trump: “Yeah, ok random loser kid? Make sure you just catch the very edge of my ear to make it look real, ok? Don’t actually hit my head, though! That would be very, very bad. Oh, and you’ll have your head ripped apart my bullets about 2 seconds after you get your shot off. Just part of the job, kid. So, are you in or what?”

What morons. Then again, this is a political party that believes women have penises and human beings in the womb aren’t human. Their Trump assassination theories aren’t even in the top five of craziest bullshit they believe.

So… those spreading conspiracy theories should be deplatformed and debanked, correct? What playbook are we on?

Comrade Clayton: Totally Wrong AND a Hypocrite All At The Same Time.

Poor Comrade Clayton. Always WAY behind on current events. That’s because he lives in an echo chamber of retards which is situated inside his mother’s womb – where he currently lives. He’s never exposed to any kind of reality like property taxes or home insurance. He doesn’t know the cost of anything with the exception of new butt plugs.

He’s all excited that Joe Biden is commanding (like a tyrant, since he bypasses Congress on all this crap) that $1.7 BILLION be spent forcing EV vehicles down everyone’s throat….

Of course, for some reason the headline just today says the OPPOSITE of this….

Nobody wants EVs. They are shit. Ford realized this (after wasting untold BILLIONS on their EV trucks) and is now using THEIR money to cater to the free market.

Ford Lost $130,000 on Every EV It Sold in the First Quarter

Ford said “screw all this electric garbage – we are dying on this. Let’s use this shitty EV plant to build big old diesel-powered trucks!”

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love it!! Thank you God, for another awesome headline. It’s almost like God almighty himself wants us to use beautiful fossil fuels to make our lives amazing!

The funniest part of all of this shit? Comrade Clayton himself DRIVES A GAS-POWERED TRUCK!!! BAHAHAHAHA. If EVs are so fucking great and you’re so happy Biden is wasting billions on them,why don’t you own one, you complete mook?!

Jesus what a douchebag.

He has lots of other stupid ideas about green energy too! Just look at this one!

Reminder: there are ZERO solar panels on the roof of Clayton’s mom’s house

He thinks it’s “win-win” because he forgets about the COST of these structures – which are about FIVE TIMES HIGHER than normal solar installations. Ever seen the cost of steel? Concrete foundations?It’s about $5-$6/watt for a carpark system. It’s $1-$2/watt for utility ground mount.

Comrade Clayton is literally INCAPABLE of accounting for the COST side of any equation because for 33.5 years, mommy and daddy have been paying for everything! That’s why he’s mathematically wrong about wind, solar, EVs and all his other ass-backwards beliefs.

If this was such a lay-up money maker, a lot of guys WAY smarter than Comrade Clayton would be throwing these things up left and right. But they aren’t – even WITH the generous 30% subsidies. Comrade Clayton never stops to wonder why that is. That’s because he automatically assumes he’s a genius and everyone else is too stupid to bend over and pick up all the $100 bills supposedly laying around on the ground.

I’m not sure why a guy who has never found gainful employment and lives with his mom thinks he’s smarter than the rest of the world, but there you have it.

LEDC’s New Prospective Tenant (Amermin) Already Sounding Like Slippery Weasels To Me. No Offense, Guys.

The LEDC sure does know how to pick em!

The last time I got vibes like this, it was from Eco-Strong. Which turned out to be a giant scam that collapsed suddenly when Mike Cour informed the City he would need to be handed $1.8 million dollars to do us the courtesy of starting a business here.

Amermin (horrible name!!) is sounding EXACTLY like Mike Cour did in the beginning: evasive and caught in a lie immediately.

There was an article posted online recently by Marissa Heffernan of E-Scrap News. In it, she informed us that Amermin (terrible name!) currently has “a main processing facility in Lampasas, Texas.”

I had never heard of this company and I’ve lived here 12 years. I also Googled “Amermin” and came up with NOTHING in Lampasas. So the next logical thing to do was email Heffernan and ask her where she got this information.

Heffernan was apparently too chickenshit to answer me (first red flag!) and instead ratted me out to Lauren Brown – who works for a third-party public relations firm! Very weird (second red flag).

Here is the email from Lauren:

Hi there,

Marissa Heffernan shared your email with me and I wanted to reach out. As you’re aware, Michael Gostkowski with AMERMIN will be presenting at the LEDC meeting this evening. He would be happy to answer any questions and meet you in person!

If you’re unable to attend, I can connect you and help set up a time for you to chat.

Thank you!

Lauren

Notice she STILL doesn’t answer the question I asked Marissa: where is this processing plant in Lampasas?? What is the address? So, I responded thusly:

So there IS no plant in Lampasas?  The article was incorrect?  

Lauren responded yet again:

Will you be at the event tonight? If not, please share your phone number.  

Yes, there is a facility at 20300 Ranch to Market Rd 963.

Ah! An address. Now we are getting somewhere. Of course, this address is not in Lampasas – it is in Bertram. Weird that the company, the public relations firm and the chick who wrote the article ALL got that wrong. They also don’t seem to be interested in correcting it. Third red flag!

So I just happened to be in the area on my way home from Georgetown yesterday and I checked the Amermin (awful name!!) ‘processing facility’…

As you can see, it’s essentially a junkyard. Bags of shit piled everywhere and a ton of rusty old drill bits. If the LEDC thinks something like this is going to “create lots of high-paying jobs,” they will be sorely disappointed. I don’t care how many shit sandwiches Gostosky fed to Talbert last night – this sounds like more pie-in-the-sky nonsense a la Mike Cour, Martin’s Rod and the rest of the pipe dreamers.

It’s located about 10 miles south of the Lampasas county line and 12 miles south of the “business park” itself. Now, why would they need a NEW junkyard so close to the OLD junkyard? Besides all the free shit Talbert will hand them, I mean.

Looking forward to seeing the minutes of last night’s LEDC meeting in about a month. Until then….

More Proof God Loves Me and Wants Me Happy.

He has delivered unto me many blessing yet again. As I was digging into this outstanding plate of oysters Rockefeller yesterday…

I was treated to many boner-inducing headlines….

How does Biden have Covid? He was vaccinated and boosted many, many times! The TV said so!

Schmuck Schumer and Adam Schitt are the latest rats to jump ship. Adam Schitt is the hand puppet of Pelosi and has close ties to the intelligence community. Schmuck Schumer is the Senate leader. When they are calling for Biden’s head, it’s his head they will eventually have. I’m just shocked it’s taking this long. They are making things WAY worse by dithering.

As Tony Soprano once said: “more is lost by indecision than by wrong decision.”

You know who Biden is right now? He’s that youngest red-headed douchebag kid from The Murtaugh Murders who was totally wasted and refused to give up the keys to his boat. He’s all fucked up and mumbling and everyone is like “Dude! Don’t drive the boat! You’re all fucked up in the head and soused in booze!” but of course they get on the boat with him anyways – kind of like AOC yammering about how “I’m with Joe!” as he careens towards certain disaster!

But Biden just rants and yells and can’t see reality. Just like Paul Murtaugh.

You know what happened next? BidenMurtaugh crashed the boat into the bridge and killed the pretty young girl. That pretty young girl is their election chances.

Furthermore, Biden is SO CLEARLY fucked up right now that if/when they finally force him out of the race there needs to be questions about resigning altogether. He clearly is NOT in charge of anything right now. The TRUE cowards are the cabinet members who refuse to use the 25th Amendment on Biden. They are the real pieces of shit, along with fake doctor Jill Biden, of course.

Serial Goat Killer Clayton Tucker Loses New Goats After Only a Week. Immediately Blames “Goat Thieves.”

From coyotes to VultureBuzzards (TM) to parasites, local fake rancher and serial goat killer Clayton Tucker is always finding new and inventive ways to end the lives of his poor goats.

Yesterday he went for straight-up negligence and was maybe also trying for “hit by a car.”

Of course, he would never ADMIT to straight-up negligence, so he blamed the well-known nefarious KIDnapping (get it??) cartels that everyone knows operate in our area….

Dummy socialist loses goats after only 10 days.

[Yes – the clown who demands that healthcare be “free” and college be “free” has the temerity to call them HIS goats. Perhaps there was a fellow socialist in the area and he wanted a “free” goat! Who are you to deny him that?? To each according to his need, right? Of course, Clayton Tucker the socialist does not like having HIS property taken. How ironic!]

Yes, by all means – let’s get the police involved. The same police that radical lefties like Clayton Tucker were screaming to defund just four short years ago! I’m sure they have nothing better to do than deal with your dwarf goats.

The dwarf goats are a new part of his “ranching” operation. His business model is:

#1 – take pictures with cute baby goats (or new dwarf goats)

#2 – Post on Facebook

#3 – let quasi-retarded lonely old liberal cat ladies comment on how cute they are with heart emojis and rainbows.

Unfortunately, there is no “collect money and profit” step to his model, which is why he still lives with mom.

Anyways, the goats were found running around loose by none other than our intrepid City IT person – Acevedo! I guess nobody stole them after all! Tucker was just engaging in the favorite pastime of Lampassholes everywhere by losing his pet and then asking Facebook if anyone has seen them.

Why did Comrade Clayton even have these goats in town anyways? Does he shuttle them between grandma’s ranch and mom’s house where he splits his time? Does he “chestfeed” them every few hours like Pete Buttigieg?

I love how Acevedo casually throws in that they were “skin and bones” and “crying constantly.” Zing! That’s a roundabout way of saying “are you abusing these poor goats, you moron?!?”

I wonder how long the panicked dummy socialist ran around his mom’s house and the library next door looking for these poor goats before he decided that they MUST have been stolen. LOL. No WAY this was his fault. He’s a “fifth-generation” rancher, don’t ya know??

Will somebody PLEASE stage an intervention with serial goat killer Clayton Tucker?? He reminds me of these women in dirt-poor, impoverished African countries who keep having babies only to watch them die of starvation at 9 months old. Then they do it over and over again – with the same result.

As one of my favorite comedians said about those African women:

“How much of a sociopath do you need to be? That is the slow ritual torture-murder of children goats, one after another! At what point does cause-and-effect not kick in? How many bulb-headed skeletons have to go stiff in your arms?! … ‘what? this one’s not working… oh, well let’s try again’, one after another. At what point do you not go ‘I think this is bad’? … How many kids are you going to fuckin’ kill, lady Clayton? … If you impregnate someone under those conditions, they should abort the parents! That’s sick!”