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Tonight Will Make The 1992 Stockdale VP Debate Look Tame By Comparison. Will Hand Election To Trump.

If you’re an old fart like me, you remember the most disastrous debate performance EVER. It was even worse than Biden back in July.

That would be that poor bastard Admiral James Stockdale – Perot’s VP pick.

Perot was supposed to name a permanent VP but never did. Seven months later, with almost zero notice or preparation, the 68-year-old Stockdale literally stood at center stage at the vice presidential debate, with Dan Quayle and Al Gore off to the sides. His first words were, “Who am I? Why am I here?”

It went downhill from there. What followed would turn Stockdale into a “Saturday Night Live” punchline and make him the political version of Bill Buckner: Two people who excelled at their careers, followed by one high-profile gaffe that would land at the top of their obituaries.

I foresee Tim Walz, the semen-drinking, prancing, arm-flapping moron having an even worse time tonight. He’s going to be like Steve Buscemi getting jammed into the mulcher in Fargo:

It will be enough of a beat down that it will give Trump a huge bump. Between the port strike, Kamabla’s terrible hurricane response and people’s continuing anger about inflation and billions going to Ukraine, I am now convinced that TRUMP WILL WIN THIS ELECTION – DESPITE all the cheating we know will take place.

I’m putting my marker down here – five weeks from today. Trump will be victorious. Liberal heads will explode. It will be glorious.

Socialist Lickspittle Thanks D.C. Overlords For Handing SOME Tax Dollars Back To State.

Clayton Tucker would have made a great feudal serf. He would have handed over all his grain to his lord and then thanked him when the lord threw a handful back onto the cow-shit-covered ground for Clayton to pick up and eat while profusely thanking the lord and licking his boots.

Then he probably would have watched the lord bang his wife and thanked him for showing him how to make a woman cum.

Just kidding – we all know he’d be incapable of growing any grain (or securing a wife) in the first place and would likely be working for the king as a eunuch tax collector. Because he’s a parasite. It’s in his blood. Even his fellow parasites are congratulating him on sponging off his parents!

So to recap:

Texas citizens hand over hundreds of billions in federal gas taxes, income taxes, estate taxes, capital gains taxes, and all sorts of other taxes.

Then a bunch of lazy, D.C. parasites (who STILL mostly “work” from home) skim billions of that for themselves. These are the know-nothing, shit bird Clayton Tucker types populating the EPA, DOE, etc. They add zero value. They TAKE their skim and in return, they impose more rules on the productive citizens. They waste hundreds of billions on moronic, failed green energy bullshit and “high speed rail” that never works.

THEN, they make the states and citizens beg for their money back! Follow all of our rules, or you don’t get those highway funds! Better hire more Haitians!

And at the end of the day, beta male pussies like Clayton Tucker thank them profusely and then suck their cock.

Of course, since he lives with mom and pays no taxes, it’s ALL free money to him. So from HIS point of view, it really is “free” stuff.

The rest of us know better.

Tim Walz Shitting Pants Over Tomorrow’s Debate – Where He Will Be Murdered Live On TV By JD Vance.

Remember a month ago or so, when Tim Walz was bragging and making stupid couch jokes about JD Vance and how he couldn’t wait to debate him?

Vance is going to absolutely wreck this spastic fairy.

Yeah, that was all bullshit. Maybe he was drunk on horse semen at the time he wrote that. Now he is shitting his pants. In fact, there are rumors his batshit crazy wife is pushing to have him pull out of the debate so he isn’t completely humiliated on national TV.

Maybe hiding in your basement with Kamala avoiding any reporters for the last 8 weeks wasn’t such a good idea. JD Vance has been out there sharpening his skills. Walz has been avoiding everyone like he avoided combat.

They also aren’t real keen about how he prances around on stage like a fairy. Although I’m guessing that is Comrade Clayton’s favorite part about him….

The fact is that Walz is a limp-wristed beta male trying to act strong. Only people who have been heavily conditioned to deny their basic intuition don’t feel a pervasive sense of disgust when they hear and see him.

If you are looking for a bar to watch the debate tomorrow night, Memo’s is your spot. Some bars in town, like Lampasas Beer Market, will NOT show the debate because they “don’t want any fighting” between patriotic Americans and pathetic libshit Marxists.

P.S. – we also have the “October Surprise” to look forward to. Rumor is they have something very big on Waltz. I would not be surprised to find out he’s a homo who fondled his male students. Not that shitlibs like Comrade Clayton would be bothered by that at all.

Fake Rancher Dummy Opines On U.S. Farm Policy. Reveals That He Is Clueless In Yet Another Area Of Life.

Fake rancher dummy Clayton Tucker spilled a lot of ink on his “ranching” Substack about how rough “family farms/ranches like mine” have it.

That would be the “family ranch” that wasn’t even incorporated until 9 months ago, mind you. And is supposedly run by a kid who (1) is never there (2) didn’t even live in Lampasas until about 2016 and (3) didn’t identify as a rancher but rather as a “political organizer” as recently as May of 2021.

This was filed in February of 2021. An admission he is NOT a rancher and had only lived in Lampasas 4.5 years at that point.

But yes…tell us more about the generational family ranch that faces so many hardships you simply cannot make a buck.

He then blathers on about the plight of the cotton farmer. Here is a ridiculous anecdotal blurb…

I talked to one cotton farmer from West Texas this weekend. He told me cotton prices had not risen for farmers since the 1950s. Think about that. Are prices for anything still the same as in the 50’s? His costs for inputs and everything else certainly aren’t.

This is absurd, of course. Look at a chart of cotton prices from 1950 onwards. They are not stagnant. It also ignores the fact that thanks to technology, yields per acre have exploded in pretty much all crops. So the price may have only tripled since 1950, but the farmer’s yield per acre has also likely tripled or more. Thus your income per acre has gone way up.

Dumb fuck.

Oh – and then there are the cotton subsidies that cost the U.S. taxpayer between $2 billion and $4 billion per year. That’s not enough for Comrade Clayton. He demands the government give MORE handouts to inept, fake rancher morons like himself. I mean, his family owns a few acres! He has a Constitutional RIGHT to make money as a rancher, even if he puts in ZERO effort.

Why U.S. Taxpayers Are Paying Brazilian Cotton Growers

Why is it if someone opens a restaurant or a bar or a bakery but can’t make a buck doing it and they shut down in failure, that is considered perfectly normal.

But if some scrawny, dipshit socialist clown horn whose grandpa just happened to own a couple cows twenty years ago decides to label himself a “rancher” one day because his life is totally rudderless and HE fails at it, we are all supposed to cry out in sympathy and agree that the taxpayer needs to hand him a bunch of cash to make up for his shortcomings?

Fuck that.

Especially when said clown horn puts zero effort into the actual raising of livestock and instead wastes all his time galivanting around yammering about Kamabla Harris and wasting time at political rallies and conventions?

“I don’t get it! I stand on corners yelling into a bullhorn. I re-tweet commie crap from Bernie Sanders. I take pictures with goats. Yet my ranching income remains at near $0. It just doesn’t make any sense! It MUST be the fault of “BIG AG.” I demand reparations from the taxpayers!!”

Socialist Nerd Wonders Why He Fails At “Ranching.”

Another day, another useless and meaningless [convention/meeting /rally/gathering] so Marxists can jerk each other off and convince themselves that [Beto/Allred/random commie] has a chance of winning in Texas.

Comrade Clayton: “Big Ag is making it impossible for ranchers to make a buck! Monopolies! Corporate profits! Whaaahhhhh”

Also Comrade Clayton: “Here I am wasting yet another day at another stupid, unpaid gathering far away from my ‘ranch’ taking pictures of myself with a bunch of retarded old ladies! I hope mom is watering my goats!”

It reminds me of how Julie Cain Landrum constantly cried online about the “plight” of the small business owner but then only opened her lemonade stand for about 12 hours a week and then closed it for weeks at a time.

Reminder: she went out of business doing that, Comrade! She didn’t have a mom to house and feed her, however.

But don’t worry – Comrade Clayton has a “day job” with the Trade Justice Education Fund. A nonprofit joke that pays him next to nothing. His “job” is to occasionally re-tweeting arcane, obscure shit nobody cares about. Like this:

Looks like hard, satisfying work! I’m sure it pays SUPER well, too!

LEDC Non-Profit IRS Filings For 2023 Finally Drop Online. They Skimmed a Record $534,327 From Taxpayers.

I’ve been waiting for this for a LONG time. The LEDC non-profit filings for last fiscal year.

They skimmed an all-time high of $534,327 from the taxpayer last year – up a whopping 15% from the previous year’s $466,975. There’s your inflation for you.

Of course, expenses rose over TWICE as fast –up 34%($255,000 versus $191,000 previous year).

That revenue amount (skimming tax dollars) is up SEVENTY PERCENT from 2019 – right before Covid. That’s a CAGR of 14.3% (the amount skimmed in 2019 was $313,229).

I’m pretty sure the population of Lampasas didn’t grow 14.3% per year – therefore, we are looking at a combo of inflation and increased spending thanks to stimmy checks. I suspect next year’s filings will see a marked slowdown.

But let’s get to the juicy shit:

Part I (13) shows grants (free money given away by the LEDC) of $55,128.

If you follow the many directions and schedules, you are eventually pointed to Schedule I, part I and II. There you find the following:

Does the organization maintain records to substantiate the amount of the grants or assistance, the grantees’ eligibility for the grants or assistance, and the selection criteria used to award the grants or assistance?

The answer given is NO

So, they skimmed $534,000 in taxpayer monies, handed out about 10% of that to persons/organizations unknown. Probably some of it went to shit like Vision Lampasas, Spring Ho events, etc. Which is fine. So where did the other 90% go??

Well, “other expenses” were $254,768.

When we go to Part IX, column (A), lines 11a–11d, 11f–24e to see what that entails, we find:

Legal expenses of $2,315. Advertising and promotion $5,386 (advertising the empty business pork year after year). Travel $2,993 (for the now-resigned Ybarra to fuck around at useless conventions).

Depreciation/amortization of $115,775.

Interest payments of $87,115.

“Other” expenses of $9,967. Ybarra bar tabs? Kickbacks to somebody? Who knows.

“Professional services” of $15,096. What services? Paid to whom? It doesn’t bother with that stuff.

“Admin and overhead” of $12,000. It has been $12k forever. This is money they pay to the City for all the “hard work” they do for them ‘administrating’ and stuff.

“Office equipment and maintenance” $2,440 – what office and equipment do you need to maintain if you’re ALREADY paying the City $1,000 per month for “administration and overhead”?

If you want to see how bad some of this slush fund stuff is, may I direct you to some previous filings in the following post from almost FIVE years ago:

OUTRAGEOUS Tidbits From LEDC Non-Profit Filings

‘Business Park’ Is Huge Piece of Pork. Pope Eckermann and Others Feasting On Taxpayer Ass

Tim Walz Is Alex Soros’ Bitch

Weird. Because I have it on pretty good authority that Kamabla and Walz HATE billionaires.

Ask yourself what Joffrey Soros is saying with these posts, and who he is saying it to.

Probably something like “this bitch is well trained. He doesn’t crap on the floor. I own him now, too.”

I imagine a fellow beta like Clayton Tucker would stand in the same subservient stance for Alex the twink.

“Honored to host Governor Tim Walz at my home in New York City, where we wrote him a big fat check to remind him who owns him.”

This Will Blow Comrade Clayton’s Tiny Communist Mind.

The 4 things that happened after Argentina REMOVED rent controls:

1) Supply increased by >170%.

2) Rent growth eased to 3-year low.

3) Rentals became easier to find + “many renters are getting better deals than ever.”

4) Inflation cooled.

“Opponents of price controls say Argentina is a cautionary lesson for officials from the U.S. to Europe who have looked to curb surging housing costs with rent controls.”

None of this is a surprise. Remember that it’s not just “landlords” who oppose rent controls. Science, history and academia oppose rent controls even more loudly and more credibly.

If we want to get serious about improving rental affordability, we need to get more serious about building a lot more housing. Anything else is just noise distracting from the root issues.

Rent control is price control. Price controls DO NOT WORK – whether it’s the price of gasoline, oil, food or anything else. Moron socialists need to learn this lesson.

Javier Milei kicks ass.

LEDC Board Appointments Tabled For Now.

No decision was made last night on the LEDC board situation.

At least there were some good points made by citizens and council and a few people are waking up to the fact that this group has been VERY insulated for a very long time – while squandering millions with no results.

Somebody brought up a lame point about some rule about board members living in the City or something. I couldn’t hear it all because the $96,000 Azbell A/V system is a piece of shit half the time. But what I WOULD say to something like that is this: Stacy Ybarra lived about an hour away from our City and nobody seemed to have a problem with that. And THAT was a very-well paid position.

If a board member lives a couple miles outside the “official” City limits but essentially spends all their time and money in “Lampasas proper” then who the hell cares??

Hilariously Wrong LEDC Predictions From Exactly TEN YEARS Ago Today

Ten years ago, poor Kathi Masonheimer was the “Economic Development Director,” and by my math, Talbert and Monroe were sitting on the board. Here is what they told the Lampasas Dispatch at that time [original article HERE]:

Here we are, ten years later. The SAME dipshits are running the LEDC. I’m guessing the debt service payments are MUCH higher than $12,500 per month now, since they’ve blown another three million or so since then.

Annual revenue over the last ten years? ZERO dollars. Number of tenants? ZERO.

So any time you start to actually BELIEVE the bullshit they spew, go back and read this article again. That’ll bring you back to reality.