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“Crowds” Dwindle. Sugar Rush Ends. The Spluttering, Doomed ‘Campaign’ Of Grifter Clayton Tucker.

As the “crowds” get smaller and smaller, the camera angles get tighter and tighter to hide the failure….

Yes, he drove all the way to Houston so one old guy in a green shirt could ignore him while he reads the menu. That is probably the moron who thinks lettuce costs more than gasoline.

It’s all going to shit in a hurry for Comrade Clayton, our local communist bum:

There are no new upcoming events. He hasn’t written any tripe on his Substack for seven weeks, despite promising to post every single Sunday. His own mother refuses to dirty her vehicle with a Tucker campaign bumper sticker.

Comrade Clayton is a dying star, a white dwarf heading for a black hole. That’s physics. It’s inevitable.

The window to officially file for candidacy closes in about 15 days, at which time I’ll work on getting his filing papers and suing to keep him off the ballot for failing to meet the qualifications of office.

He has STILL not filed a single financial disclosure to show where all the grifted money is being spent, despite scamming money off of old ladies for about five months now.

I think this is the photo that makes me laugh the hardest….

I’m not sure which part of this photo is funnier – that a 35-year-old bum who lives with his mom and can’t support himself is standing up on a stage lecturing anyone about anything OR the handful of shitlib morons sitting there actually wasting time listening to him.

If they had read here for the last 5 years, they’d know that EVERY SINGLE POSITION he has ever taken has been proven wrong. Jacking the minimum wage, ending fossil fuels, etc. All of them. He’s a veritable fountain of retardation and bad math.

All we have to look forward to now is speculating on what this aimless bum will do once his “campaign” ends in a mushroom cloud and he cards up his FOURTH failed campaign since 2020. Will he try to be a fatter, shorter version of Beto and just bum off his parents forever while losing random campaigns for the rest of his life until mom and dad die and leave him some money? Will he actually get a real job (HAHAHAHAHAHA!)?

We will know soon!!

Lettuce Listen To Some More Lies From Socialist Semen Sipper Clayton Tucker…

We have a new “man on the street” video from local far-left moron Clayton Tucker. In it, he tells a fake story about how “a guy in Dallas” ranted for 15 minutes that lettuce was too expensive!! This phantom guy said that “lettuce should not cost more than a gallon of gas!” – and Clayton Tucker (a fake farmer who has never grown a single thing on grandpa’s land he gets to use for free) repeated this ridiculous statement for all of us to hear and laugh at….

Actually, I take it back. This story is probably true. Because only the type of imbecile who would waste time attending a Clayton Tucker meet-and-greet would say something so retarded and false. The guy was probably 79 years old and had dementia and will be dead by next election anyways.

If Clayton actually lived on his own (instead of with mom) and did his own grocery shopping, he’d know that a head of lettuce ($1.50) doesn’t cost anywhere NEAR what a gallon of gas ($2.45) does….

But Clayton Tucker is a very stupid, sheltered and gullible boy who has never accomplished a single thing in his life at age 35. So he swallowed this “lettuce” story as easily as he swallows the cock of communism in general.

Some other points:

#1 – if you are so concerned about the price of lettuce, stick a few seeds in the ground and water it a little bit. You’ll have all the fucking lettuce you want, you lazy clown. Clayton Tucker has claimed to be a farmer many times over the last five years. So go farm some lettuce, you fucking mook.

#2 – a real man doesn’t care what lettuce costs because real men don’t eat lettuce. Women and homosexuals eat lettuce. If lettuce disappeared off the face of the earth tomorrow, I wouldn’t notice or care. Fuck lettuce. It is a useless plant. You can eat an entire giant head of lettuce and it’s only like 100 calories. Total waste of time and chewing. You could have a couple nice poached eggs with bacon instead.

Lettuce does not belong on hamburgers or any other sandwiches either. It’s basically just water. Salads? Fuck salads too. People who think they are eating a “healthy salad” just take some shitty useless lettuce and drown it in good stuff like ranch dressing, cheese, bacon crumbles, etc. You are better off making a nice big plate of scrambled eggs with cheese and bacon in it. It’s better for you, too.

There is a reason those hard-core vegetarians are all skinny and weak and miserable. Because man was meant to eat a ton of meat, eggs and fish. Not fucking lettuce.

Human Flat Tire Clayton Tucker Desecrates Family Name. Brings Shame To Military Grandfather.

Local far-left communist and open-borders enthusiast Clayton Tucker desecrated his grandfather’s honor and good name today by uttering it with his filthy commie mouth on Bluesky on Veteran’s Day…

A Navy man for 35 years? Wait a minute. I thought he was a rancher. Third generation, if I go by your oft-repeated lies and my math…

So your grandpa had the balls to go off to war and fight the filthy socialist Nazis like Christine Seefeldt’s father – and 80 years later his granddaughter, Lady Clayton, is running around PUSHING SOCIALISM while praising and kissing the asshole of every border-jumping, third-world Derkaderka from Sandworld…

Grandpa went overseas at a young age and faced mortal danger, but his pussy grandson cannot even hold down a JOB on the FREE RANCH he was gifted and he STILL LIVES WITH MOM at age 35! He can’t even find his own apartment!!

Grandpa probably had a necklace made of ears he cut off of dead gooks in ‘Nam while Clayton cries for an hour if his Internet goes down for 12 minutes and he can’t re-tweet commie drivel to his 8 followers.

Jesus Christ. If grandpa hadn’t died of old age he’d have certainly died of shame after watching his fuckup loser grandson waste his days driving around in a tiny wind-up truck pretending to be a rancher and dickriding Bernie Sanders.

For shame.

Fake Rancher Communist Clayton Tucker Adds To His “Selfies With Scumbags” Collection. Disgraced And Disbarred Loser Ron Reynolds.

He just can’t help himself. Whether it’s Ilhan Omar, Raashida Tlaib or Jasmine Crocket, local fake rancher and commie scumworm Clayton Tucker just HAS to get photos with the biggest dirtbags around….

From Wikipedia:

Reynolds has faced several legal and ethical challenges during his career. In 2005, the State Bar of Texas sanctioned him twice for professional misconduct, resulting in a suspension from practicing law from April 1, 2005, to June 30, 2006, followed by a probated suspension that lasted until June 30, 2009. During his first political campaign in 2008, the Texas Ethics Commission terminated his campaign treasurer. Reynolds continued to raise and spend campaign funds until a new treasurer was appointed six months later.

In 2012, Reynolds turned himself in to authorities on accusations of barratry and was released on bond. The case was dismissed in 2013 due to issues with evidence handling. Later that year, his law office was raided in connection with a $25 million kickback scheme.  Reynolds was indicted for participating in a scheme to steer clients in exchange for kickbacks and was initially convicted in 2013, but a mistrial was declared. In 2015, he was convicted on five counts of illegal solicitation of legal clients on November 16, 2015, fined, and sentenced to one year in prison. Reynolds had represented himself in court proceedings, later saying, “Everybody advised me not to do it, but who would best represent me other than me? I know the most about this case”. Reynolds was the only one of the eight attorneys charged who did not accept a plea deal and took the case to trial.  Reynolds planned to appeal the decision.

[Barratry is the fancy term for “chasing ambulances”]

In April 2016, Reynolds was ordered to pay a former client $504,000. He was accused of winning a monetary settlement for a client whose daughter died in a car crashand then keeping her share of the money. Also in the same month, a Harris County judge ordered Reynolds to pay more than $95,000 to a couple after he had reached a settlementwithout informing them or having their consent. The next month it was reported that his law license had been suspended by the Supreme Court of Texas‘s Board of Disciplinary Appeals. It was also reported that he missed the filing deadline of May 16 to report his campaign fundraising information and that he owed over $30,000 in fines to the Texas Ethics Commission for failing to file campaign and personal financial statements on time. Reynolds filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy in 2016. He listed he owed $3,000 in unpaid Houston-area tolls, $15,000 to the Texas Ethics Commission for failing to file financial disclosure forms, and faced $1.3 million in debt.

His 2015 conviction was upheld in 2017, and he began his prison sentence on September 7, 2018. Reynolds was released on January 4, 2019, just days before the beginning of the 86th legislative session. Reynolds was formally disbarred in July 2019.

Jesus – what a piece of SHIT. Reynolds is also a communist just like Clayton Tucker, so Comrade Clayton is willing to overlook any shitty behavior in the name of the revolution.

Comrade Clayton has had Reynolds’ balls in his mouth for a long time now. He endorsed this lying, cheating, ambulance-chasing piece of shit almost two years ago….

None of this will really matter to Clayton Tucker’s campaign in the end. That’s because he doesn’t even qualify to be on the ballot in the first place.

Commie Goatwanker Admits His Entire “Ranch” Is Fakery Created For Lib Dummies.

While I was on break, we were treated to this hilarious chain of retardation…

Straight men do not stand like that. Just saying. New Jersey housewives and homos do.

He even calls it a “set”!! Yet another Freudian slip by the vainglorious little turd. What is a “set” in movie parlance?

“It is a temporary, constructed environment that creates the setting for the story.”

Sounds about right.

Back around 1979, a young actor named Mark Hamil stood on a “set” in a Hollywood soundstage filled with fog machines, fake logs, rocks and swamp water. It also contained a small rubbery puppet controlled by Frank Oz which Mark Hamil talked to and called Yoda. It was all total fakery, of course. Complete and utter bullshit made to trick the minds of ten-year-old sci-fi nerds like myself. To us, it was the swamp planet “Dagobah” and was entirely convincing.

It also apparently works on shitlibs who support Clayton Tucker, because they ALSO have the brains of a 10-year-old and are fooled into thinking he’s a “rancher” when he is not. All thanks to the carefully crafted bullshit he posts.

See that big shiny tractor behind the communist knob-head? That’s called a “prop.” It is used for photos and video clips and then put back into the barn until the next “photo shoot.”

Just like his tiny, faggy hybrid truck that can’t actually do any real ranch work. He just drives it all over Texas pretending to be a “rancher.” When he needed to actually move more than 100 pounds of shit, he had to borrow Dad’s REAL flatbed truck, as you can see in the photos below….

The above is Dad’s REAL truck.

Below, is Comrade Clayton’s fake hybrid wind-up truck, which cannot tow or carry shit. It is a “prop” for shitlib morons….

Hilarious!

Five days ago was the first chance Comrade Clayton had to OFFICIALLY file to run for Ag Commissioner. He hasn’t said a word about doing so. I believe the filing period runs until December 5th. I’ll be contacting the Secretary of State and Board of Elections to get my hands on Comrade Clayton’s filing papers.

I’m VERY curious to see how he plans on lying about his credentials in order to qualify for this position. As far as I can see, he does NOT meet the requirements for candidacy.

If necessary, I will sue his ass to keep him off the ballot. Better get ready to spend some of that grifted money on lawyers, you lying scumworm.

Kiss This, Nerd

So our local socialist fake rancher took a break from “almost crushing his leg” with Dad’s shiny Japanese tractor to aimlessly travel to yet another sparsely attended “campaign event” to take selfies with random dinks and leptons. Of course, he hasn’t even officially filed for the position yet, so he’s still not technically a candidate….

I have two gifts. The first is writing insulting and humorous limericks. I can do it pretty effortlessly. I have probably posted a dozen on this blog. All of them were gems.

The second gift I have is spotting what movie characters people look like. Even obscure ones. Comrade Clayton’s date here was clearly pulled from Revenge of The Nerds. More specifically, the chick Stan Gable shoved into Lewis Skolnick’s face when he tried to kiss Betty at the kissing booth….

Congratulations, Comrade!

In other news, as fake rancher Clayton Tucker wastes his time driving all over Texas screaming about food prices, we get the news that Thanksgiving dinner will be the cheapest since 2019 – before Biden fucked everything up….

Walmart’s Thanksgiving Meal Deal Returns To 2019 Low Price Levels

As usual. Comrade Clayton blabbering about a problem that has already been solved or never existed in the first place. Moron.

Repeal The 19th

These are the fires in which my disgust is forged.

The vacant stare. The Miss America smile. The self-assured, momentary, “tell me I’m pretty” pose clashing with the lack of effort in self-presentation and the impatience of choosing an unflattering background.

The smug, condescending delivery of the message: “I have done what you warned me not to do.” All of it completely irrelevant to the topic at hand, forced awkwardly in front of it. Obscuring it. Replacing it. Upstaging it, or so she hopes.

Standing between you and what matters, she says only: “Look at me. Look at the difficulty I have caused for you. Witness the joy that I can only derive from being your problem.”

This is not about politics. She doesn’t understand them. She doesn’t even think she knows better than you. She only knows that you can’t tell her what to do. She doesn’t even think she has power. She only knows that you have even less, and this is where she places her heart.

When the bill for her foolishness comes due, oh, how her expression will change! No longer a bold and toothy smile! Now a pouting bottom lip! No longer a triumphant hand in presentation of her own radiance! Now a through-the-eyebrows scowl, arms folded! No longer an empowered, educated feminist! Now, a hapless princess in need! “A real man pays the bill without asking!”

She offers nothing. She demands everything. She will never be held accountable for the destructiveness of her choices. She will be celebrated then as she is now, not for her contributions, but because where she is celebrated is where she will choose to be. She is the table. And the table is set. And she has placed her order. And all that now remains is waiting to be served.

Look. Look at how happy they are to make others unhappy. Her victory is that she has harmed you. “We’re voting to fuck everything up and they don’t like it hee hee hee”

End women’s suffrage.

Iranian moron leftist girls celebrating Khomeini’s arrival in 1979. He later had 30,000 leftists executed.

Somalis: Scammers And Scumbags. And VERY Expensive For Taxpayers.

In the Netherlands they’ve made the data public: each Somali immigrant has been found to cost the public about $1.2 million over their lifetime, while each North American and Japanese immigrant generated a net contribution of roughly $500,000.

In the UK, just ONE in ten Somalis have full-time employment.

What can a people with average IQ of 70 ever contribute to society?

They are a bioweapon. Deport them all.

I sometimes wonder if Comrade Clayton is smart enough to regret taking that photo with such a prominent anti-American, anti-white, anti-law-and-order piece of shit.

Probably not.