Exposer of Waste in City Government – Destroyer of Marxist Lice
I liked these freaks a lot better when they just lit themselves on fire.
Don’t expect anybody on the left to condemn this guy. They’re all secretly cheering these losers on…
Ticks all the boxes – LGBTQ+, flag emojis, Nazi, fascist, racist, blah, blah, blah.
Another liberal closet fag.
The people trying to tell you democracy is on the ballot are the same people trying to kill their political opponent.
Payback is going to be a bitch.
I have to admit, I really don’t get the joke here….
All I know is the LAST asshole who leaked Trump’s tax returns is doing five years in the clink.
Trump tax return leaker sentenced to 5 years in prison
It’s a stupid “joke” that makes zero sense, but weirder still is that Comrade Clayton apparently follows a random homo from New York City.
What’s that about? So I Googled Sam Greisman….
Turns out he’s the flaming gay son of actress Sally Field. Sam is, by his own admission, a “momma’s boy.”
Sound familiar??
Now why would a 34-year-old dork in Lampasas who lives with his mom and who has NEVER been seen in female company be a follower of this random homo?
I wonder.
I also wonder if that dunce Taylor Swift understands how much more she’ll pay in taxes and how much business she just lost by endorsing Kamabla Harris. After all, childless homos who live with their moms don’t take kids to overpriced Taylor Swift concerts – rich Republicans do. Luckily, my 10-year-old told me she’s “all done with Taylor Swift” after I informed her Swift was a Kamala lover. My daughter is being raised right.
Just kidding. We all know that Taylor has a phalanx of accountants and lawyers with names like Goldberg and Silverstein to make sure all of her billions are stashed safely away in Panama, Switzerland or Turks and Caicos.
Funny how when Comrade Clayton bitches about “greedy rich” people, he NEVER brings up singers or actors. Just people who actually produce and invent things.
What dummies like Clayton Tucker will NEVER understand is that ALL these billionaires are in the same club – and we ain’t in it. They will NEVER get soaked the way Comrade Clayton thinks they will be soaked. It’s the middle class who ends up getting fucked.
In closing, I’d like to encourage Comrade Clayton to just come out of the closet already. Nobody will hate you for being a fag. We already hate you for being a socialist. The fag thing really doesn’t matter.
The Dummy Kraut is at it again in her broken English. You’d think someone who had been here almost THIRTY YEARS would know the difference between “built” and “build”…..
According to the Dummy Kraut, we Americans are all lazy morons and the entire country was built by immigrants! I’d like to point out that back in the early 1900s when people were immigrating here, they were (1) doing it LEGALLY (2) came mainly from European/white nations like Ireland, Britain, Poland and Italy and had shared Western values (3) got ZERO welfare or handouts (4) had IQs over 70, which is the IQ of the average Haitian and (5) they assimilated into our country. They didn’t run around eating fucking cats and wearing towels on their heads, you dumb twat.
If they are all such industrious, hard-working geniuses then why is Haiti such a complete shithole??? Riddle me that, Dummy Kraut.
The U.S. isn’t made up of “magic dirt” where you can transport Haitians here and all of a sudden they are productive geniuses. If you took all the Haitians and put them in Norway while you took all the Norwegians and put them in Haiti, in five years Haiti will be normal and Norway will be shit.
Haiti is shit because it’s filled with Haitians. Any place you fill with Haitians will have similar issues.
“I wish I had 30 more Haitians” – says this moron. Well asshole, the government dumped 20,000 of them into your town. If you can’t find 30 more, that tells me the other 19,970 are totally useless. Who takes care of them? Oh right – the taxpayer!
This is why businesses love Haitian workers: An American citizen gets paid $16.50 per hour. No food stamps. No Social Security. No cash assistance. No rent assistance. No free car. No free car insurance. A Haitian gets paid $9 per hour and they get everything else paid for. But dummy Krauts who can’t spell don’t understand this at all.
After considering all the federal benefits, it’s likely the Haitian is making double, or perhaps much more than that, of what an American worker would make. Probably upwards of $30 per hour, and the employer only has to pay $9 of that. No wonder they make such willing workers.
I think dummy Krauts like Tina Seefeldt should take 3 or 4 of these Haitians into HER home and take care of them. See how long she keeps singing her retarded tune.
RELATED – Haitians drivers getting into 8 to 10 accidents per day. Killing Americans.
Welp, just 4.5 months after Mercer/Fulton decided to toss their Wong, Happy Panda is closing their doors. This isn’t because the restaurant sucked or the owners are shady cunts. No, it’s because all of YOU are meanies unable to see what saints and heroes the owners are! Just ask Gennifer Cook-Gass, proprietor of Moldy McShitButter Inc.
Protecting minors in the face of danger!!! Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear feather boas, too!
The danger was SO GRAVE, in fact, that zero police reports were filed, zero charges were filed and zero arrests were made for them!
Kind of reminds me of the “vandalism” that also befell poor Saint James not long ago. No reports. No asking to check nearby cameras. Just a lot of grandstanding and and false modesty.
[It also reminds me of the lying sacks of shitlibs who constantly say they “received death threats” from evil right wingers, but strangely they never report it to the police or have any recordings.]
I have to say I nailed that one, when I said a few months ago I can see this being a very quick downfall. As I wrote back in May:
Anyways, this thing smells like Kristi Noem and her dog or maybe Tiger Woods and his SUV crash in 2009 when it came out he was actually banging like 30 Denny’s waitresses and his entire life imploded overnight. I can see that happening with a Happy Panda boycott. The restaurant biz is a tough one, but if 90% of the town thinks you fucked over the sympathetic figure of Quan Wong, I’m guessing you won’t last long.
Hey, there’s a limerick in there somewhere…..
Oh, did I type “cunt”? I meant “aunt” – my bad. Must have hit the wrong key.
Crazy Cunt Carol just called for Trump to be “excised from the world” – in other words, killed. She has also previously called for Tucker Carlson to be arrested because she doesn’t like his views.
She is a mentally ill, authoritarian nut job who ALSO wanted unvaccinated citizens to be jailed back during Covid.
This is how I KNOW deep in my bones that Trump is ahead now. Deranged, TDS twats like Carol Garner Doughty and Tina Seefeldt are now losing their shit DAILY with unhinged posts as we get closer to the election.
Look how many hoaxes and media lies crazy aunt cunt Carol has fallen for: she actually thinks January 6th was an insurrection! She actually thinks Trump was convicted of rape. She actually thinks six police officers were killed by a mob! She actually thinks Biden just has “slow reaction time” and is not a gibbering, drooling dementia patient.
This woman is a complete moron and menace. She is Exhibit A for low-information, propagandized dummy voters who should have never been given the vote in the first place.
Thank you 19th Amendment.
This completely deranged loon has a daughter who thinks she’s a man and a pussy unemployed son who is STILL in school at age 33 getting a PhD in something retarded like psychology. You can afford to be a bum at age 33 when your mom is married to a wallet. Just look at how Crazy Cunt Aunt Carol looks at her unemployed bum son with crazy eyes!!
She is all for open borders while she lives in her gated community that is 99% white.
You know what I hope? And I mean this with all my heart. I’m not going to take this statement down or apologize for saying this – ever. I mean, I am REALLY wanting this to happen to her: I hope Abbott ships a few thousand Haitians to Lenox Massachusetts. I hope they carjack Carol Doughty. I hope they stick a gun in her face, pistol whip her like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas, drag her out by her hair, and then run her over with her own Tesla. Then I hope they put it in reverse and do it again. Then I hope that Haitian in her Tesla drives to Ohio and Texas and does the EXACT same thing to her fucked-up, retard kids.
THAT is what she deserves for being complicit in the commie/illegal dirtbag takeover of this country.
Look at this soy boy dork:
He’s in his thirties, unemployed and begging for a joke job in “DEI consulting” – truly his mother’s son.
College, grad school, Phd…what are we looking at there, about $600,000 in tuition? All so he can go online and beg for a fucking joke job like “Diversity and Inclusion Consultant”? This guy is an even bigger pussy than Clayton Tucker. You just know that bitch Carol brags about all the letters after his name to her libtard friends – despite the fact he has never actually been gainfully employed.
“Hey everyone! I’m looking for a job that pays a ton of money, requires zero actual work, and allows me to completely fuck up the private sector by injecting woke bullshit into every single workplace interaction! Thanks!!”
I hope that when these insane Marxists get us into WWIII shortly, useless pussyfags like this are the first ones drafted and sent to the front lines to be machine gunned down. That would be awesome.
“Shucks! I’m just a cotton-pickin, squirrel-shootin, mouse-jigglin’ fake rancher from Texas, ya’ll! See my big hat?? Just here scrapin’ and a-fightin’ fer my fellow family-ranchin folks back home. Fightin fer the little fella. That’s what I do!”
First of all – it’s price GOUGING you shit head. You’d think a dummy whose parents dropped $80,000 for him to go to college and who poses as a policy expert in 20 different fields would know how to spell that.
Secondly, there is no such thing as “price gouging” – prices go up and prices go down. If you think someone is overcharging you for something, tell them to fuck off and don’t buy it. End of economics lesson.
I love how he tries to paint a picture of himself sitting in a big, opulent Congressional office with an important person while he’s banging on the desk and DEMANDING that Congressman help the little guy. He probably has fantasies about that nightly. I’m guessing that’s a typical “power fantasy” of a tiny little socialist leprechaun with a failed life who lives with mom at age 34.
It’s all he really has at the end of the day: fantasies. Kinda sad.
Umm…so how exactly are you doing this “fighting,” you fucking moron? Be specific. Are you a registered lobbyist? No? Are you the leader of some important and powerful industry group? No?
So REALLY you’re just strolling around D.C. getting high on the fumes of power that you are about a million miles away from ever actually having.
Wow! You met with someone from the USDA?!? Holy shit! Which of their 105,778 employees did you meet with? I’m sure that person ran right off and fixed all of your perceived grievances, you absolute retard.
Listening to Tom “Nutsack” Vilsack yammer about farm policy in a canned speech doesn’t really count for shit, bruv. We know you didn’t sit down with anyone important because (1) you’d have taken 100 pictures of it on your overpriced iPhone and (2) you are a fucking nobody with zero influence, power or money to hand out.
In short, you’re just a clown in a funny hat.
For someone who “never takes a vacation” you sure are flying off to other cities and doing nothing an awful lot this year! I guess your poor 68-year-old mother has to take care of whatever goats survived the Great Tucker Goat Parasite Decimation Of May 2024.
Let’s look at the RX ranching ledger sheet with income and costs, shall we?
2023: Sold two goats.
2024: Had many, many goats drop dead from parasites. Probably sold zero goats.
Hmmm….not much in the way of actual money being made. Let’s look at costs…
Expenses: Pointless trips (flights and hotels) to Washington D.C. (twice), Scottsdale AZ, Seattle WA, San Francisco, CA as well as assorted overnight trips to Austin, El Paso and San Antonio for more idiotic conventions!
Wow. Poor mom must be handing over a BIG chunk of her nice government Railroad Commission pension so that her only idiot child can fly around the country pretending to be an Important Person!
You know WHY he goes on 12 vacations but only sells TWO goats? Because he is a fake rancher. He knows he’ll NEVER make it in the private sector, so he is going full-charge into the “parasite” route hoping he gets elected to something or lands a cushy job with Greg Casar or Jasmine Crock-O-Shit in D.C. Thus his run for Ag Commissioner next year.
What’s most insane about Clayton Tucker is that he’s a real person. He’s not a troll or a parody account, which sometimes seems impossible, I know.
Someday, generations from now, the historians of the new world will write accounts of what the commie retards of the early 2000s were like. Our great great grandchildren will look at them all as fables because they’ll be that hard to believe. They’ll tell stories to their kids during the new dawn of the nightmare that could have been as a warning. Kids will sit around campfires and scare each other with stories of these times.
Our gift to them is making them history. Our gift to them is destroying and wiping out every last scintilla of commie bullshit around us today.
Sales tax popped back up for August!
Continuing the up-and-down whipsaws we have seen so far this year – Lampasas was UP 4.20% (last month was DOWN 1.18%).
The state of Texas as a whole popped UP 6.27%.
The state and Lampasas are both roughly flat on the year-to-date number compared to last year.
OTHER CITIES WE FOLLOW:
Austin: UP 5.93%
Burnet: DOWN 0.44%
Dallas: UP 2.39%
Marble Falls: UP a whopping 9.6% (good thing Ryan Ward compares our City employee salaries to theirs…makes total sense!)
Tucker Carlson recently tweeted that “Women and weak men are the most susceptible to evil.”
The left was scandalized, but science is on Tucker’s side, assuming by evil he means authoritarianism.
According to a new study, if you eat healthy and go to the gym, chances are you vote right-wing — as in, small government. This builds on a 2021 study that found giving Democrat men testosterone injections turns them Republican.
No only is this hilarious, it gives us insight to why left vs right exists in the first place.
STRONG MEN MAKE GOOD TIMES
The study, from Brunel University in England, found men who are more muscular, who go to the gym, and have more powerful body language tend to reject government intervention in the economy.
Interestingly, the more hours in the gym, the more they rejected government.
So, yes, there’s something to the soy boys for Kamala memes.
Meanwhile, across countries women tend to vote left, and men tend to vote right. In the US, for example, there’s about a 15 point gap between men and women.
Interestingly, it’s only single women: Married women actually vote Republican by 5 points — the same as men. While single women vote Democrat by 48 points.
In other words, the Democrat party is, to a first approximation, single women.
Not all have cats, but many do.
Why do Single Women Vote Left?
So why do single women (and pussified men) vote so left?
Folk explanations include they see government as daddy, or they’re low-income and want handouts. Abortion is cited in the US, but it’s not a major issue in most countries where single women also vote left. It could just be that single women tend to be the least informed on public policy, so maybe they’re easier for media to manipulate.
But an interesting theory comes from a 2002 book called Darwinian Politics by Paul Rubin, a professor at Emory.
He posits that humans have two political instincts: to resist dominance by outside groups, and to resist in-group domination. As in, are the barbarians invading vs are the millionaires hogging all the cute girls.
He finds that conservatives tend to focus on out-group domination, so they favor policies that make us stronger: low taxes for economic growth, anti-drug laws, work requirements for welfare, strong armies.
While the left tends to focus on in-group domination, so they favor forced equality, big governments that can cut down the mighty, and fetishize niche-groups to unite the weak in a grand coalition against the strong.
What’s interesting here is that both instincts — out-group and in-group — are universal human traits. We all care about both, but we vote depending on how we see the relative threats.
So if you’re living in North Korea, you’re probably more concerned about in-group domination. If you’re living in Israel at the moment you’re probably more concerned about the out-group. And, either way, men of course have more testosterone — hence more out-group focus.
Not only does this explain the enduring appeal of left vs right — at least since Plato and Aristotle.
It also explains media focus: right media tends to focus on universals — is the country stronger, wealthier, healthier. Are the kids doing alright. It’s a politics of protection — conserving.
While left-wing media acts like we’re in civil war between classes, genders, races, religions, sexual preferences.
It’s a politics of fear which, apparently works exceptionally well on single women (and pussy fake ranchers) who may not have an on-call provider or protector.
It shouldn’t be a surprise that people who feel they control their life do, indeed, vote to make their world better. While those who feel powerless (like grown-ass guys living with mom who can’t get a girl) see voting as a form of collective self-defense against their fellow citizens.
The solution, of course, is to give people more control over the lives. From school-choice to making it easier to start — or keep — a business, people who control their destiny vote to keep that control instead of voting to be led to the slaughter.
Weak people have a bias toward social consensus.
They don’t ask themselves: “is this right?”
…they ask: “will everyone think this is right, too?”
I really hate to ask it that way, but when the City tells me that “there are no responsive documents” when it comes to the $185,000 in tax dollars they handed over the S2M2, I really have to wonder if someone is on the take.
Their official latest response?
“Regarding your specific request, it met the 3 year retention schedule as of October 2023, so I cannot speak to or provide you a copy of the invoice that was provided in 2020.”
So the City just destroyed documents pertaining to a FOUR YEAR agreement after only THREE years? Why the big hurry?
Don’t forget that during the ENTIRE term of the agreement, S2M2 repeatedly violated the terms: they only have 8 of the promised 22 houses completed, and they NEVER submitted any progress reports (as required by the agreement) over the last four years!
Since they are nowhere NEAR living up to their end of the bargain,why the hell would the City throw away any documents they had pertaining to this? Did “Greasy” Chris Harrison meet Misti Talbert in a parking lot after she rammed this through for him and get a big envelope of cash? Because that’s the only thing that makes sense to me. Remember, Misti was employed as a bookkeeper for Harrison for quite a while.
Or maybe it was Finley being handed envelopes of cash. I have wondered about that scenario more than a few times over the last 6 years as I watched the former YMCA Director spend anywhere from 3x to 10x what a job was worth.
This ridiculous $185,000 payout was turned down initially, but then S2M2 hired “Greasy” Chris Harrison to go to his former City council buddies to beg for the money – and lo and behold: Misti THEN said “we need to rethink this detention pond.”
If you need your memory refreshed, here is a synopsis I wrote FOUR years ago when this all went down:
The pathological liar is back at it again!
Mouse-jiggling moron Clayton Tucker FINALLY posted on his Substack – something he hasn’t bothered with in about nine months. This was worth the wait, because it is filled with even more preposterous stories of his humble beginnings.
Previously he just lied about being a “fifth-generation rancher,” a cowboy, a farmer etc. In fact, he STILL doesn’t know if his family owns a ranch or a farm!
Despite the fact they “have always been a cattle family”…
So confusing!
He also mentions Sid Miller AGAIN. Which makes me 99.5% sure he is going to run for Ag Commissioner in 2025. I cannot wait!
But all of the above bullshit pales in comparison to his latest ridiculous whopper of a lie!
Yeah, those cotton-pickin, squirrel-shootin Tuckers! I heard it was great-grandfather Jed Clampett Tucker who began the whole ranching business! You know, the “RX Ranch” ranching business that was founded five generations ago by Clayton himself but which didn’t even have an official name until last December. LOL!!
Now which grandfather was that? The grandfather you said was a pharmacist, so you called it “RX”? Or the OTHER grandfather who was in the military his entire life and whose obituary makes ZERO mention of any ranching – let alone cotton picking or scraping a living off the squirrel population??
What a shame. Grandpa Howard A. Tucker sounds like a decorated war hero and was a registered Republican. But his idiot grandson Clayton is busy trying to import communism into the very country his grandfather fought to keep it out of. What a total asshole.
Or is the “cotton picker” maybe your grandma you claimed came over here from England? Gwen? You know, the one you claimed it took 26 years for her to get her citizenship? Pretty sure there isn’t a lot of cotton picking going on in the English countryside.
Or is it the OTHER grandpa? Grandpa Bob who actually owns the property. I’m not sure how HE is the one who grew up in abject poverty since you said he was a pharmacist his entire life – thus the “RX” name, you utter clown.
Maybe you’re talking about GREAT grandpa Ollie Prentice Tucker? Ummm…that doesn’t work either! Looks like HE was a career Navy man as well – who died pretty young at age 58. Here he is in his uniform:
[In fact, more than a few Tuckers dangling from the branches of your family tree dropped dead at a fairly young age. Something to think about as you keep injecting yourself with Covid “vaccines” every year!]
Could you have meant his wife, great-grandma Elizabeth? Mmmmm….no. Looks like she was a switchboard operator! Pretty high-tech shit for the early 1900s. I doubt she had time to pick the cotton or shoot any squirrels after finishing her non-physically-taxing, white-collar job for the day.
No Clayton, I’m afraid the ridiculous story of your poverty-stricken, sharecropping origins just doesn’t hold water at all. Yet another fabrication in preparation of you getting your ass kicked when you run for Ag Commissioner.
If you’re going back to the 1700s or 1800s to find a relative to make this “rough times” claim then I have news for you: EVERYONE was a fucking farmer 300 years ago, you clown. EVERYONE pretty much grew their own food back then and broke their back with manual labor. That’s how life was – the Tuckers weren’t special.
Here are the REAL facts: you are the only child of Terry Tucker (who had a cushy government job with the Railroad Commission of Texas) and Howard C. Tucker – who by his own admission on Facebook made a comfortable living in the aerospace industry! In fact, Comrade Clayton has sported a “Firefly” t-shirt once or twice – which is likely who his dad worked for at some point. And you know those giant “big, greedy” aerospace companies: always feasting on fat government contracts and selling $600 hammers to NASA! Yet Comrade Clayton NEVER mentions them in his ranting about greedy CEOs, does he?
[It also maybe explains why you want to spend “MUCH more” money on NASA and not on a “racist” border wall! Daddy works in aerospace and HE’S the one who buys brand new shiny tractors for Comrade Clayton to play on for social media!]
You were the only child of TWO comfortably-employed parents – both of whom owe their paychecks to the taxpayer. They then paid around $80,000 for you to go to Southwestern University and collect a useless major in International Relations and THEN paid for you to go galivant around Asia with a fancy camera and pretend to be a kindergarten teacher for 9 whole months!
They have allowed you to live in their house EVEN TODAY as you approach your 34th birthday.
Right up to the moment you decided to run for office, you were just another baseball-cap wearing, tuba-playing, incel dork who lived with mom and believed in Bernie Sanders. You only invented all this “rancher” shit when you decided to try and glom onto a government position for a living.
Grandpa Bob Wright is the one who owns the land – perhaps purchased with his pharmacy wages, lol. You just go over there and play make-believe rancher a couple times a week and take photos for old ladies on Facebook.
In short, you’ve been handed every opportunity by doting parents as an only child. And you STILL can’t support yourself in the real world! Grandpa Howard must be spinning in his grave.
Far from being the rancher you claim to be, you actually spend your time traipsing around to ridiculous conventions and rallies or working for free on the campaigns of losers like Julie Oliver, Chris Perri and Robert O’Rourke.
If you’re the product of cotton-pickin, squirrel-shootin’ hardscrabble farmers and ranchers then I’m the fucking queen of England.
Lying douchebag.
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