Be That Man.

Here is the problem you can solve: Good men eventually learn that if they charge the enemy, they will be shot in the back by their own teammates trying to curry favor with the enemy.

Derrick Chauvin and Daniel Penny learned this the hard way.

That’s infuriating, but what can you do?

You can do this, and it might make all the difference:

If I am on the jury, and you are accused of vigilante justice, you will walk. All it takes is one man on the jury who will not vote to convict.

One man is all it takes. Be that man, and crucially, let everyone know you will be that man, so they will feel safe to do the right thing.

I will be that man, and I don’t care about the details. Did the perp try to run away when he saw your gun, but you still shot him in the back? I don’t care.

Did you reload so you could keep shooting his corpse? That sounds reasonable to me.

Was the perp an oppressed minority and you are a privileged white male? Not a problem.

When the cops arrived, did they find you waving a bottle of Mad Dog while you teabagged a dead burglar? In that case, I’ll invite you over for some good liquor, after I make sure you are acquitted.

If you kill someone who had it coming, and I am on the jury, you will walk, even if you got a little carried away and enjoyed it too much.

If you feel the same, then quote-post this with your own promise, in your own words.

It’s important, because in the recent past, good men believed that if they charged the enemy, they would NOT be shot in the back by their own teammates. You can help end that. Please. We need you.

Ask FDR. Foreign Tractor Edition

Dear Fake Dummy Rancher,

Just today you were blathering on your shitstack about how “cheap imports” are super duper bad and how only TWO companies run the tractor sector.

So, if cheap imports are so bad, why did your daddy buy you a JAPANESE tractor to take photo ops on instead of an AMERICAN tractor??

And if Deere and CNH own the entire world of tractors, how did you ever get your hands on a Yanmar? Also, there is a Kubota dealer right down the road in Marble Falls.

Oh, and why do you even NEED a tractor in the first place??

Fake Dummy Rancher responds: “Don’t ask me. I’m just a fake dummy grass farmer now who still lives with his mom at age 35.”

Socialist Fudgepacker Still Crying About Meatpackers. Here Is The REAL Story.

Ever since she gave up on the global warming hoax and pretended she never wanted to end all fossil fuels by 2030, Lady Clayton has been having a flamboyant hysterectomy about “MONOPOLIES!” He sees them everywhere, instead of realizing the price of EVERYTHING has gone up due to debased currency.

Believe it or not, he is correct about the meatpacking industry being concentrated – something Thomas Massey (an evil REPUBLICAN) has been screaming about for years and trying to fix. Massey was screaming about it in 2020 BEFORE Clayton Tucker adopted his fake rancher persona and was still a Bernie Bro yammering about free healthcare for all.

Unfortunately for Comrade Clayton, the REASON for this situation isn’t just “evil monopolies” that need to be “busted” by a kid who lives with his mom and is unemployed. The problem was created by TOO MUCH GOVERNMENT, which is not something a Big Government lover like Clayton Tucker will ever admit.

Here’s the REAL story….

The Problem Of The Meatpackers

President Trump is boldly facing the problem of high meat prices but also dealing with the financial strains on farmers themselves.

The issue is reconciling the two.

Lower prices are great for consumers but also add to the financial problems of small farmers.

Gradually, Trump has come to the conclusion that the real bottleneck is with meatpackers themselves, which is one of the oldest corporate monopolies in U.S. history.

He has posted the following:

“I have asked the DOJ to immediately begin an investigation into the Meat Packing Companies who are driving up the price of Beef through Illicit Collusion, Price Fixing, and Price Manipulation. We will always protect our American Ranchers, and they are being blamed for what is being done by Majority Foreign Owned Meat Packers, who artificially inflate prices, and jeopardize the security of our Nation’s food supply. Action must be taken immediately to protect Consumers, combat Illegal Monopolies, and ensure these Corporations are not criminally profiting at the expense of the American People. I am asking the DOJ to act expeditiously. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

With this posting, he has put his finger on the problem. Rep Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) points out that “Four meat packers control 85 percent of the meat processed in the U.S.”

Immediately, however, friends of mine in the free-market movement cried foul. He is blaming private enterprise whereas these corporations should be left alone by government to do whatever they want. They treated Trump’s call for intervention as some kind of imposition of government force on the freedom of commerce.

Who is correct here?

Once you understand the history, which goes very deep, you can see that Trump has hit an important point.

The meatpacking industry has been consolidating since the 1880s. This was codified with the Pure Food and Drug Act signed into law by President Theodore Roosevelt in 1906, alongside the Meat Inspection Act.

It was the first federal law to regulate food and pharmaceutical products. It not only prohibited the manufacture, sale, or transportation of adulterated or misbranded food, drugs, medicines, and liquors, it forced inspection on all U.S. meat processing and laid the foundation for the modern Food and Drug Administration, or FDA.It thereby created or really codified the meat cartel in America, something that has vexed small meat producers ever since.

Part of the reason for the lack of understanding here traces to a false historical understanding.

In the conventional historiography, Upton Sinclair wrote the novel called “The Jungle” that exposed the evils of the industry. As a result, Congress intervened to clean up the industry with new regulations. This became the headline legislation and event that set the agenda for the construction of the entire regulatory state in the United States.

The trouble is that this history is not true. It’s a fable.

The real story was told by Murray Rothbard and many other economic historians. Keep in mind that meatpacking as an industry separate from farming and ranching was a relatively new development. Traditionally, the industry was vertically integrated such that the people who raised the animals also slaughtered and processed them. The meatpackers and processors were attempting to replace these traditional practices.There is nothing wrong with that except that they used government power to unfairly tilt the scales in their favor.

The problems began in the 1880s when meatpackers sought to penetrate European markets. Imports were banned because the Europeans did not trust the quality. The industry then went to the government to certify the cleanliness and safety of their meat. The scheme worked and set forth a model for a different kind of competition. Industry would unite with government as a way of assuring consumers and also driving up the costs of entry into markets such that small processing could not afford them.

As Rothbard writes:

“In February 1906, Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle was published and revealed many alleged horrors of the meat packing industry. Shortly thereafter, Roosevelt sent two Washington bureaucrats, Commissioner of Labor Charles P. Neill and civil service lawyer James B. Reynolds, to investigate the Chicago industry. The famous ‘Neill-Reynolds’ report that apparently confirmed Sinclair’s findings, in fact, only revealed the ignorance of the officials, as later congressional hearings indicated that they poorly understood how slaughterhouses worked and confused their inherently foul nature with unsanitary conditions.”

After “The Jungle” came out, J. Ogden Armour, owner of one of the biggest packing firms, defended government inspection of meat and said that the large packers had always favored and pushed for inspection. Armour wrote:

“Attempt to evade it [government inspection] would be, from the purely commercial viewpoint, suicidal. No packer can do an interstate or export business without Government inspection. Self-interest forces him to make use of it. Self-interest likewise demands that he shall not receive meats or by-products from any small packer, either for export or other use, unless that small packer’s plant is also ‘official’—that is, under United States Government inspection.”

There you have it. The big players in the industry actually favored government intervention.

Thomas E. Wilson, representing the large Chicago packers, said the following during the Congressional debate: “We are now and have always been in favor of the extension of the inspection, also to the adoption of the sanitary regulations that will insure the very best possible conditions. … We have always felt that Government inspection, under proper regulations, was an advantage to the live stock and agricultural interests and to the consumer.”

Imagine, that was 120 years ago, and we are still dealing with the same problem. No meat can be sold to the consumer without being processed by a plant certified by the U.S. Department of Agriculture. Even the quality of meats on the shelves are named according to official processing: USDA Prime, USDA Choice, and so on.

This has gradually put enormous pressure on small farmers who have to pay exorbitant prices for processing, when cheaper alternatives are readily available. Most small farmers would love to process their own meat on site and sell it directly to the consumers.But federal law forbids them from doing so. This has been true since 1906 and remains true today. The devastating results are the crisis we see today.

What about the issue of safety? Federal regulation did nothing to improve it and much to degrade it. They used the “poke and sniff” method to investigate safety, and did so for decades after, even though this method was known to spread pathogens from one carcass to another. It would have been much safer without federal intervention.

I’m thrilled and surprised that we are finally getting some discussion of this important topic today. The meat cartel certainly needs to be broken up. But the best method of doing so is simply to dismantle the regulatory impediments to competition. Farmers should be allowed to process and sell meat in any way that is advantageous to them. You would think that this would be an easy sell in Congress.

Part of the reason this topic is so triggering is that people do not understand the real history of the U.S. meat industry. If people did understand, it would become much clearer how it is that so many federal agencies are captured by industry interests. Indeed, capture might be the wrong word. They were set up to help big business in the first place. Helping small business instead requires the real restoration of a genuine free market.

Grass Farmer Clayton Tucker Attends Dummy Old Lady Fest. Gets Ignored Then Insulted On Facebook.

In his latest humiliation ritual, local socialist grifter Clayton Tucker glommed onto some old-lady fest and took a bunch of pictures of himself being ignored….

Oh, I’m sure they were “old” friends, all right. A majority of the citizens stupid enough to fall for Clayton Tucker’s fake rancher schtick are senile little old ladies. Many of whom likely won’t be alive in a year when the election rolls around.

But that didn’t stop Comrade Clayton from trying to badger them all night about monopolies!

As you can see, they are assiduously ignoring the grifting goatwanker. Talk about a haunting metaphor for his entire life’s futility. Sitting there blabbering nonsense about windmills and phantom monopolies while the old birds talk about knitting and their grandchildren.

Talk about a photo of concentrated sadness and failure.

The good people of Facebook didn’t waste time (1) complaining about his lack of work ethic in getting back to them and (2) calling him gay with a Brokeback Mountain insult…

It can take 24 to 48 hours to respond? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Umm, what exactly is keeping you so busy all day, you tool? It certainly isn’t ‘ranching.’

You admitted you spend four hours a day in your toy truck driving around to these useless events. You can’t talk on the phone and drive at the same time? Odd, because earlier this year you were making gay videos and driving at the same time:

Guess Who’s One Of Those Douchebags Who Makes Videos While They Are Flying 80 MPH Down The Highway?

Believe it or not, that is NOT one of my burner accounts calling him a homo. Whoever is doing all these insults is my kind of guy, whoever he is. Keep up the good work!

Socialist Clown Officially Files For Ag Commissioner. Facebook Takes Huge Dump On His Head.

Lady Clayton officially filed today – and brought her boyfriend with her….

I can just picture this buffoon sticking the goat into the passenger seat of his wind-up hybrid toy truck and driving 90 minutes down to Austin to take this ridiculous photo. I guess it’s the only way he’s ever going to get road head, so you do what you gotta do.

I thought the above photo was the gayest picture I’ve ever seen, but then I saw the other one….

If we start the rumor that this is actually a female transitioning to male, I think 85% of people would totally believe it just by looking at this picture. The sad attempt at a beard, the wispy peach fuzz hair that looks like a woman taking too little testosterone, the soft and fragile hands with manicured nails, the fruity turned-up sleeves on the Canadian tuxedo. Yup – totally believable.

The Facebook response was quick and negative. Reminiscent of when he pulled the Dukakis and wore a hat in church…

Hilarious.

Holy Jesus! Hanrahan’s Lesbian Wife Who Showed Her Tits In “Slap Shot” And Ralphie’s Mom In “Christmas Story” Are THE SAME PERSON!

How in the hell did I not realize this until age 55? I JUST noticed it today while watching A Christmas Story. These movies were only six years apart, too!

Those are two of my favorite movies. I’ve probably seen them both 100 times. I have a Chiefs jersey in my closet and a framed and autographed photo of the Hanson brothers. I dressed up as a Hanson brother more than a few times on Halloween back in the 90s – complete with foil on my knuckles.

Yes, you read that right. ALL THREE Hanson brothers signed the photo. It’s probably worth thousands of dollars by now.

If you’re a guy and you don’t like Slap Shot, you probably played tuba in the high school band or you still live with your mother at age 35.

“Hey Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy! I know, I know!!”

Fucking awesome movie. Besides being hilarious with dozens of quotable lines (“Who own the Chiefs? OWNSSS OWNSSSS!“), there was judicious use of the word “faggot” and nobody got their panties in a bunch over it. The 70s and 80s were a glorious time. I feel sorry for anyone who wasn’t alive back then. You really missed out.

“I’m trying to listen to the fucking song!!”
  • Reggie Dunlop: And remember I went up to your room afterwards and you were dressed in chick’s clothes? Yeah, you had on this black bra with tassels! You were dancing in front of a mirror with this kinda zebra skin jockstrap.
  • McGrath: Bitch!
  • Reggie Dunlop: Remember how I screamed at you when you started coming on to me? And I just said ‘Jesus stop it Joe, I’m ashamed of you!’
  • McGrath: Goddamn you.
  • Reggie Dunlop: I wanted to tell you I forgot the whole thing. Years have passed, now I’m sexually liberated. I don’t care who’s a fag no more. I mean who cares? It’s natural, it’s all around us.
  • Reggie Dunlop: Who’s the owner Joe?

Socialist Grifter Clayton Tucker Running ANOTHER Grift.

Seems like just yesterday he was running the “we’re helping Texas flood victims” grift. Actually, it was FIVE MONTHS ago…

Of course, that quickly flopped when I pointed out that people would be WAY better off just donating directly to one of the many charities already doing this. No need to let this socialist grifter finger fuck all the money first before supposedly passing it on.

I also pointed out that donating to Clayton Tucker’s grift (through Act Blue) was NOT tax deductible, while the other charities were.

Well, he’s at it again! NOW, you can hand him money and he promises (pinky swear!) to then give your money to local food banks.

“We”? You mean the money you grifted from little old ladies to “fight monopolies,” right? Not really YOUR money. We know from history that YOU never donate a penny of your own funds AND that you lie about trying to donate to food causes:

Another School Official Confirms: Lampasas Democrat Party Never Tried To Make School Lunch Debt Donation. I Challenge Him To Action.

Why the fake farmer doesn’t just donate some “crops” from his phantom farm is a mystery to all of us.

Oh that’s right. He only grows “grass” on his “farm” – LMFAO!

If this socialist moron REALLY cared about feeding people, he would have loudly and publicly condemned the MASSIVE fraud that was perpetrated by Somali scumbags in Minnesota recently – resulting in BILLIONS stolen that should have fed the hungry kids….

But Clayton Tucker would NEVER speak ill of Minnesota OR Somali grifter scum. You know why? Because he LOVES that prancing gaylord Tim Walz, the retarded governor who allowed all this money to be stolen right from under his nose….

Clayton Tucker Is Ballz To The Walz

AND Clayton Tucker ALSO loves Minnesota Somali grifter politicians, as pictured here:

Low IQ Lampasas grifter pictured with low IQ Somali grifter scum.

Oh, and as an aside: nobody knows WHAT this grifting scumbag is doing with ANY of they money he collects, because he STILL has not filed a financial report. He is FIVE MONTHS into his “candidacy” and Transparencyusa.org STILL shows no disbursements to ANYONE. Not to Izzy the Baby Beluga. Not to flood victims. Not to the bumper sticker store. Not to a single gas station or hotel.

Nobody.

Seems odd.

Somebody With A Brain Must Have Pulled Clayton Tucker Aside And Explained He Is NOT A Rancher. He Just Pivoted To “Farmer” Full Time. Whoops!

Well, well, well.

Our local grifting goatwanker must have gotten a tap on the shoulder from either Jim Hightower or Ken Doll Scudder. Somebody with a little bit of brain must have realized FINALLY that it was going to be WAY TOO EASY to disprove that lie. In other words, that meanie Lampasshole was 100% right all along.

Not too long ago, he was RANCHER, RANCHER, RANCHER on all his social media. Twitter, Bluesky, and all the many others….

They must have told him that his “I’m a rancher” bullshit was going to be impossible to prove when it comes to qualifying as an Ag Commissioner Candidate.

So what can he do? Change it ALL to “FARMER”!!

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!

DANCE, you fucking monkey!!

Now, WHY would this dipshit take the time to go through ALL his social media and waste time making such an apparently small change?

Because he (or someone in the doomed campaign) finally realized that I’m 100% right and he would never survive a challenge to his qualifications. Thus this ham-handed pivot to another lie.

As a reminder – here are the qualifications, and Clayton Tucker meets NONE of them.

I laid it all out five months ago.

BREAKING NEWS: This Is The Post Where I End Clayton Tucker’s 72-Hour-Old Candidacy With Kill Shot.

Seeing as how the filing period ends in five days and I just sent a certified letter to Ken Doll Scudder demanding all of Comrade Clayton’s paperwork, this sure is suspicious timing for Clayton Tucker to switch his profession from “rancher” to “farmer.” Of course, he is NEITHER of those things, but I’m guessing he’s going with “farmer” so he can say he “grows grass” as proof. LOL.

Here is the letter Ken Doll Scudder will receive in a few days….

To: Mister Kendall Scudder

I am writing to request a copy of Clayton Tucker’s application for Agriculture Commissioner, his petition, and other paperwork including any and all supporting material proving he meets the requirements of the office he seeks.

Section 141.035 states that an application for a place on the ballot, including an accompanying petition, is public information immediately on its filing. 

To be eligible for the Texas Agriculture Commissioner position, a candidate must have been engaged in the business of agriculture for at least five of the 10 years prior to their initial term, or have worked for five years in a state or federal position related to agriculture, or have owned/operated qualifying farm or ranch land for at least five of the 10 years prior to their initial term and be participating in a federal farm program in the year of their election. The qualifications are detailed in Section 11.005 of the Texas Agriculture Code.

It is my belief that Clayton Tucker fails to meet these basic requirements and is thus disqualified.  I believe this due to a multitude of social media posts by him over the past 6 years (which I have documented and saved), the fact that the “ranch business” was not registered as a corporation with the state of Texas until December 21st of 2023 (only two years ago), a lack of property ownership by Clayton Tucker and lack of W2s or any proof at all he has been “engaged in the business of agriculture” beyond some photo shoots with goats.

The IRS has very clear rules on the difference between a “hobby” and a “business.”  It is my opinion that Clayton’s feeble ranching/farming claims constitute a “hobby” and are nowhere near meeting the threshold for “business” – thus negating his candidacy. He has admitted MANY times publicly that he makes no money “ranching.”

In addition to Clayton Tucker’s petition and candidacy application,  I am requesting any and all documents submitted by Clayton Tucker to support his claims of “engaging in the business” of agriculture for at least five of the 10 years.  This includes any W2s, tax records, business records, employment records, property tax papers, or similar documents.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.  I look forward to a prompt response.

Oh, and the “rancher” STILL hasn’t sold that poor little pet cow he said was ready to go over two months ago.

What a complete and utter ignoramus. What a maroon.

“Farmer” Who Grows No Crops Complains That He Makes No Money.

Clayton Tucker is the comic in a piece of bubble gum. This moron grows ZERO crops, has spent the last 5 months driving all over the place (200 miles per day, by his own admission) then wonders why he doesn’t make any money “farming.”

It’s tough to “run a ranch” when you are never there, you bufty.

I’m just going to destroy his first example (turkey) and be done because I have shit to do today.

Comrade Clayton, the silver spoon pussy who was handed free land and equipment and STILL can’t make money “farming” or “ranching” wants me to believe that the turkey farmer gets 6 cents per pound for his turkey. He wants me to believe he hands over his 10 pound turkey and gets handed 60 cents in return.

This is such obvious bullshit, there are many ways to disprove it. First I’ll ask AI:

Whoops!

Now let’s try to buy a turkey direct from a farmer online with Google:

Whoops again! Looks like they are getting WAY more than 6 cents per pound!

Then there is just common sense. Unlike the fake rancher here, I actually HAVE raised turkeys out here on my place (and chickens, pigs, rabbits, game hens, etc) – and you know what ALL of those animals have in common?? They cost WAY MORE than 6 cents a pound to fatten up. Pigs usually eat about 6 pounds of feed for every pound of meat they put on. That adds up fast. For turkeys, it’s between 2 and 4 pounds (20 to 40 pounds of feed for a 10-pound bird).

If a dumb ass turkey farmer is selling his entire bird for 60 cents (10 pounds times 6 cents per pound) he is going to go out of business in about 2 weeks, because the cost of feed ALONE is way more than 60 cents. Then add in all the other costs (housing, watering systems, clearing out the mountains of turkey shit, etc) and you see this 6 cents number is utter nonsense.

You unbridled moron.

Oh, and somebody asked the fake farmer what “crops” he actually grows when he was whining about not making any money….

Whoa! He grows grass!! THAT is his “crop” LOL.

Hey, I just realized I grow grass out here at my place too. About 30 acres of it. Guess I’m also a farmer. Now I can bitch and whine about all the monopolies and how I can’t make a living selling my grass “crop.”

I better call my Dad down in Florida and inform him HE’S a fucking farmer too since HE has grass all over HIS yard as well! Now we can ALL whine like bitches about ‘monopolies’!!!

Ask FDR: Plastic Edition

Time for another “Ask a Fake Dummy Rancher”

Dear Fake Dummy Rancher,

You have babbled a lot lately about “removing plastic from your mom’s house” but your actions belie your empty words. For instance, your plastic bucket here instead of a metal one. Or your plastic temporary fencing that you claim to “mend” all the time….

Plastic bucket instead of metal.
MORE plastic!!

Fake Dummy Rancher responds:

“I’m not familiar with the word ‘belie.’ I’m just a fake dummy rancher who lives with his mother at age 35.”