Exposer of Waste in City Government – Destroyer of Marxist Lice
This is a real thing going around among the shitlibs.
You hear that, Comrade Clayton?? Better check in on your Thai ladyboy tomorrow night and make sure he’s not about to hang himself from the despair.
If Trump wins I’m 100% opening one of those “Rage Rooms” where shitlibs can effeminately throw and hit things while screeching. Easiest money on the planet.
P.S. – Don’t forget to leave out Diet Coke and McDonald’s for Donald Trump tonight. It’s Election Night’s Eve!!
I want a Trump win. But even more, I want a gaggle of cheating scumbag shitlibs to get caught.
BREAKING: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton just deployed his legal army to the biggest cities across Texas to identify and prosecute any election fraud that occurs.
Democrats will not be able to steal Texas.
“The Election Day Rapid Response Legal Team will be equipped to enforce Texas election laws and take immediate action on any contingencies, including issues seen in previous cycles such as ballot shortages, extended polling location closures, and improper extension of voting hours. Similarly, the OAG will prepare to take defensive action against activist groups who might attempt to influence the election through litigation.”
The good news is coming thick and fast.
If you have friends in the big shitlib cities, forward this information about the cheating hotline. I bet Bruce Haywood’s head is exploding at the thought that Texas DARES to interfere with a bunch of Haitians who got here last night trying to vote.
I would love to see some public hangings result from any successfully prosecuted cheating cases, but I know that’s wishful thinking.
Great places to watch election returns tomorrow night:
Burleson 1856.
Memo’s.
Putters and Gutters.
Lampasas Beer Market is not on the list because they don’t want anything “political” shown on the TVs there, as we unfortunately learned back in July.
Breaking: FOURTH PA COUNTY LAUNCHES INVESTIGATION! Lehigh County Pennsylvania Opens Probe Into 1,500 Suspect Registrations After at Least 600 Found to be Complete “Garbage”
[Link to constantly-updated Twitter thread on all the ongoing fraud and cheating attempts by the left. Great resource!]
Lehigh County is the latest Pennsylvania County that is investigating hundreds of fake ballot registrations that were turned in recentlyby a leftist voter registration group. The Lehigh officials would not say which leftist voter registration group turned in these latest fraudulent registrations in Pennsylvania.
Other counties have identified Field+Media Corps, an Arizona-based consulting firm as the organization turning in the estimated thousands of fraudulent registration forms. Lancaster, Monroe and York Counties in Pennsylvania have reported similar criminal acts and they are investigating.
The Gateway Pundit has reported on similar ballot registration manufacturing operations in Michigan and Ohio.
Lehigh Valley News reported:
The Lehigh County district attorney is investigating hundreds of suspicious voter registration applications that came in before the Oct. 21 deadline.
District Attorney Gavin Holihan and Lehigh County Chief Clerk of Elections Tim Benyo said Friday that the applications were flagged through the election office’s normal vetting process.
Holihan and Benyo expressed confidence that only legitimate voters will be able to cast a ballot in the upcoming presidential election…
…The situation appears to mirror a case in Lancaster County where officials said officials have identified hundreds of problematic voter registration applications submitted at the deadline. A separate criminal investigation is underway there, and the Pennsylvania Attorney General’s Office has contacted counties to see if they’re experiencing similar problems.
Benyo said Lehigh County received approximately 1,800 voter registration applications from get-out-the-vote organizations around the deadline — including about 1,500 from a single organization. Benyo said about 40% of the total were “garbage” — blatantly wrong forms that were immediately flagged.
[For the record, that company has been under investigation by Arizona and other States since 2020 for the same exact thing. They were given money by the Biden/Harris campaign back in 2020. They have now completely deleted their website.]
It never ends. Dems just can’t go a day without ignoring a law, making shit up or changing rules at the last second.
The Republican National Committee (RNC) is suing several counties in Georgia, citing a simultaneous decision to accept ballots over the weekend – then block Republican poll watchers in defiance of guidance issued by the Secretary of State.
“Fulton, Cobb, DeKalb, and Gwinnett countiesdecided at the last minute to accept ballots over the weekend — which disregards the law,” wrote RNC Chairman Michael Whatley on X.
Democrat officials in Georgia are playing fast and loose with election law.
Fulton, Cobb, DeKalb, and Gwinnett counties decided at the last minute to accept ballots over the weekend — which disregards the law. They have also failed to let our poll observers in to watch the process. The Secretary of State has issued guidance to allow Republican poll watchers inbut local officials REFUSE.
Our election integrity operation has filed a lawsuit.
Georgia voters demand that the state and courts ensure that these reckless counties administer fair, transparent, and secure elections. Anything less undermines public trust. -Michael Whatley
Georgia GOP Chairman Josh McKoon condemned the decision, writing on X:
“Emboldened by the failure of our judicial branch to stop their changing election rules days before Election Day, Georgia Democrats and their allies in Fulton County are banning poll watchers from observing their “special” weekend operations to try to bank more Democrat absentee ballots.”
We all know what is going on — Democrats are panicked by the incredible Republican turnout in early voting and will do anything to try to catch up even if it means doing it under the cover of darkness and stiff arming any independent observation of whatever the hell is going on in their four “special voting locations” open today with no notice or approval by anyone authorized to oversee elections administration.
Georgia Republicans are calling on our elected officials and elections administrators to stop this madness which is doing incalculable and irreversible damage to confidence in this election.”
McKoon posted what appears to be an internal email which reads: “Good Morning Team! FYI – There are NO WATCHERS approved for the ballot drop off! Do not let them in the building. If they want to observe from the parking lot, you can’t stop that but they are not allowed to sit in the building.”
In response, Georgia state Senator Greg Dolezal said “I am in communication with the Secretary of State’s office and my Senate colleagues about this. The Secretary has sent investigators to all four locations and the outside monitoring teams (which were assigned specifically to observe Fulton for prior issues) are also deploying people to each location.”
This may be one of the more ridiculous “facts” Comrade Clayton has posted in his life….
[It certainly is telling that one of Comrade Clayton’s favorite morons to repost on Twitter is Gene Wu – a foreign-born Chinese communist who somehow holds office in Texas. Why do we allow that shit? You think the Chinese would let a TEXAN hold political office if they emigrated there?]
If you go to the article, you can find out a few things that show how absurd this fake number is.
First of all, it says the researchers ESTIMATED there were 519,981 rapes in Texas resulting in an ESTIMATED 26,313 pregnancies.
Wait, ESTIMATED?? Why estimate? We already know there were roughly 15,000 rapes in 2022 if you look at ACTUAL REAL numbers reported. So you’re telling me the number of rapes jumped from 15,000 to 519,981 rapes in just two years? An increase of THIRTY FIVE TIMES?? LOL.
Just on its face, that number of rapes is totally absurd if you have even a tiny bit of math ability. There are about 15 million women in Texas. You’re telling me that one woman in every 30 was raped in that 16 month period?? BULLSHIT.
But don’t take my word for it! Let’s look at more actual STATISTICS instead of the “estimates” of some far-left wacko that Comrade Clayton is gullible enough to believe.
Here is a chart (source) of the number of rapes by state in 2020, for instance – right before Biden took office…
Texas and California have the biggest populations, so you’d expect the most rapes, nominally. But they also BOTH share a border with Mexico – where we have millions of third-world scum illegally entering the country. Including many thousands of gangbangers. Comrade Clayton is in FAVOR of this policy! Comrade Clayton thinks “border walls are racist”!!
So in essence, Comrade Clayton himself is responsible for a great many of these rapes by illegal gangbangers because he hates border walls and thinks “Austin should be a sanctuary city if they want to be.”
So the better question is “why are commie scumbags like Clayton Tucker in favor of so many criminals waltzing over the border to cause mayhem, rape and murder?
Also, the shitlibs like Comrade Clayton have been going on and on lying about how crime is actually LOWER under Biden! So how are there MORE rapes now than in 2020 anyways, you clown???
It is said that the Etruscan shrew has the simplest of all mammalian brain structures. Its cortex is significantly smaller than other mammals, even when compared to its body size.
But I doubt researchers have explored the inner structure of local socialist Clayton Tucker’s brain. I do believe they would re-write their science books, were they to get a look.
Ah! So you DO admit Biden called everyone garbage! Despite the White House douchebags altering the actual transcript to try and cover it up, like some sad sack government parasite straight out of Orwell’s 1984 novel.
I wasn’t clutching my pearls over the insult. I don’t care what Biden or any other shitlib says. But Comrade Clayton leaves out the fact that FIRST all the libshits were clutching their pearls over a harmless/funny/true joke about Puerto Rico being a floating island of garbage. THEY were full of fake outrage first, you see.
Of course, the whole thing about PR being a garbage island is 100% true. Shitlibs even lamented it just a few years ago!
Trash Crisis Leaves Puerto Rico Near ‘the Brink’
The reason PR is a trash island is that it is largely run by moron liberals. I’m surprised their electrical grid even works. It’s a shit island run by shitlibs – which is why they all run as fast as they can to settle in a 10-block area in New York City. Then they spend the rest of their lives flying Puerto Rican flags and celebrating their “pride” in a garbage island they got the hell away from as fast as they could.
There has only really been ONE good Puerto Rican to come off that island. That is Raul Julia. His portrayal of lawyer Sandy Stern in Presumed Innocent was his greatest role. There are few better scenes than when he is raking that Jap bastard Kumagai over the coals in cross examination over Carolyn Polhemus’s tubal ligation, thus highlighting Kumagai’s total incompetence. That kicked ass.
All other Puerto Ricans pretty much suck as much as these two. I think Sandy Cortez and Rosie Perez might have 100 IQ points between them.
There is no crazier person on the planet than a Puerto Rican chick. Just ask my buddy Fred Gerster. He’ll show you his scar.
Anyways, Comrade Clayton is under the false impression that it is the RIGHT that has been using “dehumanizing language” on the left for the last 8 years. Not sure how he arrives at that conclusion when the LEFT has been calling anyone on the right a Nazi, a fascist, a domestic terrorist, a racist, a homophobe and 20 other bullshit names for the last 8 years.
I myself will gladly use dehumanizing language on commies and socialists because I see them as parasitic subhumans. If someone presented me with a big red button and said “if you push this button, every single rabid communist and socialist on earth would be teleported into the sun,” I would push it without hesitation. For the good of mankind. I would not lose a wink of sleep.
If I were in a boat out in the middle of the Gulf stream and I came across Comrade Clayton flailing around screaming and about to drown and I had a life preserver and a giant cinder block on board, I would throw the cinder block. I’d also aim for the head. Then I would laugh.
Yes, I detest socialists and communists THAT much. Because every time one of those fuckers has gotten close to the levers of power (Stalin, Castro, Pol Pot, Kim, Lenin, Mao) it has resulted in the deaths of hundreds of millions of people. History is very clear about that – which means any cunt who is STILL pushing it is pure evil and doesn’t care if a bunch of innocent people die.
How’s THAT for dehumanizing, you tiny, infinitesimal worm-like prick?
REMINDER: Clayton Tucker has STILL not made good on his fake promise to pay off the school debt for Lampasas ISD students.
The old adage goes that if you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite amount of time hitting random keys on a typewriter, one of them will eventually type out the complete works of William Shakespeare.
This concept—known as the Infinite Monkey Theorem—suggests that, given infinite time and random chance, any sequence of text, including something as complex as Shakespeare’s back catalog, would ultimately be produced.
However, according to a new paper in the journal Franklin Open, there is not enough time left in the universe’s entire lifespan for all the chimps alive today to write out the works of the bard.
“The long-established result of the Infinite Monkeys Theorem is correct, but misleading,” the University of Technology Sydney researchers wrote in the paper. “Non-trivial text generation during the lifespan of our universe is almost certainly impossible.”
In the study, the researchers calculated how likely a given string of characters being typed by one of a finite number of monkeys would take. They assumed that the keyboard contained 30 keys of English characters and punctuation marks, a finite number of 200,000 monkeys—based on the current population of chimpanzees—and a typing rate of one key per ape per second for the rest of the universe’s lifetime.
They discovered that, using these assumptions, it is extremely unlikely that all 884,647 words of Shakespeare’s works will be typed before the heat death of the universe.
“Given plausible estimates of the lifespan of the universe and the amount of possible monkey typists available, this still leaves huge orders of magnitude differences between the resources available and those required for non-trivial text generation,” the authors wrote.
In fact, there is only a 5 percent chance that one of the chimps would even get around to typing the single word “bananas” within its own lifetime.
So there you have it: a giant group of chimps (the LEDC) banging away at keyboards (throwing money at Business Pork for 21 years now) will never produce a Shakespearian work (fill the Business Pork with high-paying jobs).
Quod erat demonstrandum
Hilarious. Why are all these bike fruits like 5 feet tall and 120 pounds? Does sitting up high on a bike make them feel bigger or something? I cannot think of a gayer group than cyclists.
I am crying over here….
He is the life of parties he has never attended. If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him. Sharks have a week dedicated to him.
He is….the most interesting man in the world…
I don’t always win elections. But when I do, I win bigly.
