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Lampasas Democrat Party Has Not Made One Peep About Controversial Rail Line. So Much For “The Little Guy” And “The Family Ranch”

The chairman of the Lampasas Democrat Party, socialist Clayton Tucker, LOVES to chatter non-stop about “Big Ag” hurting family ranches and farms. He also loves to yammer about “Big Corporations” monopolizing industries and crushing “the little guy.”

But wouldn’t you know it? The Lampasas Democrat Twitter page (run by socialist chairman Clayton Tucker) has not made a SINGLE PEEP about a BIG, FOREIGN corporation barging into Lampasas and Burnet counties and destroying a bunch of family ranches and property.

Not ONE peep.

He’s too busy blabbering about Ken Doll Scudder being “elected” (by 65 dem establishment insiders) as the new state chair. I call him Ken Doll not because he’s a pretty boy but because he likely has no cock or balls at all. You’ll recall, Jim Hightower endorsed Ken Doll a few months ago and then Clayton also endorsed him two months after that because he does as Jim Hightower tells him.

Anyways, Comrade Clayton is VERY aware of the rail line because he made a lame, half-hearted post about it recently on his personal account…

Yes, he is the “main man” alright! Living with mom and holding no elected office after getting thumped in three different elections. He is DEFINITELY the “man” to make things happen!

This Stefan Molyneux guy is clearly ridiculing Clayton. I wish I could say that’s one of my burner accounts, but it isn’t.

Anyways, Clayton Tucker doesn’t give a shit about a Big Corporation running over a bunch of family ranches. Unless it was HIS grandpa’s property he hopes to inherit some day soon. We know he also doesn’t give a shit about Big Corporations dominating the world either because he struts around drinking Starbucks instead of local Mojo or Alamo coffee. He talks a big game, but in the end is a self-serving, hypocritical douche bag like all Marxist leftards.

Potato Head Fitzharris Quoted In Newspaper Outlining Most Ridiculous And Unlikely Train Scenario Ever To Happen In One Million Years.

Leave it to Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris to sniff out a microphone or a reporter and make sure she gets on record blathering complete stupidity for all to see in the local news.

Fitzharris, who owns zero land on or near the controversial new rail line and who has only lived in town for less than two years, feels qualified to offer an opinion because apparently she made this shitty logo for the “Stop the Train!” Facebook page:

I’m no “artist” like Potato Head, but shouldn’t the bar across the circle go OVER the train to indicate we DON’T want it to happen? Like the Ghostbusters logo? So it looks like it’s STOPPING the train/ghost and holding it back??

Potato Head’s design almost looks like one of PROMOTING the train! It looks like it’s zooming powerfully into Burnet/Lampasas and running over everyone in its path, which quite frankly is what will probably happen. I sympathize with REAL property owners who will be ACTUALLY impacted (unlike Potato Head) but this smells like the kind of deal that was already done. Too many Big Money Interests have probably made backdoor deals. I hope I’m wrong but I doubt it.

Anyways, back to Potato Head’s hilariously ridiculous and unlikely scenario she’s “concerned about”:

“My concern primarily is water. The Kempner water line seems to follow 190. I’d like to see an overlay of that.”

So Potato Head would ‘like to see an overlay of that‘ like she’s a civil engineer and can decipher it all. BAHAHAHAHAHA. There were landowners with REAL gripes there at the meeting and Potato Head is busy blathering about a water line. She thinks that the engineers are too stupid to figure out how to get a railroad track over a water line that is probably buried about 4 or 5 feet deep – something that probably occurs in about 200,000 places all over the United States.

She continues with an EVEN MORE ridiculous scenario:

“My concern is safety. If there is a fire on this train or if it breaks down over the water supply and there is a leak what is the worst-case scenario and can they go over that water line.”

“My concern is safety” says the buffoon who injected an untested mRNA potion into her arm to “stop Covid” and injured herself. LOL. Yes, she is EXCELLENT at risk assessment, clearly.

I’d love it explained how a metal car full of rocks would catch on fire. That would be an impressive trick. Then again, she IS an expert on fires, remember?

To summarize: she is worried that this train will just happen to catch fire EXACTLY over that 3-foot spot where the water line is, break down and then a LEAK will simultaneously happen and nobody will know how to fix it and Potato Head will be unable to shower that evening. Is that about right? I have news for you – that water line seems to blow a huge leak somewhere about every 9 to 14 months, and it has zero to do with any trains passing over it.

I’d say the chances of her idiot son wandering onto the track and getting hit by that train are about a million times more likely than her ridiculous fire scenario she outlined in the newspaper. I mean, you may as well worry about a meteorite hitting the water line. You total moron.

Meanwhile, everyone else at the town meeting was worried about a massive train barreling noisily through their family ranches that have been there 150 years and destroying their entire world. LOL. Classic Potato Head: 100% clueless about the real world.

Socialist Bawbag Tacitly Admits “Ranch” Is Really Just Backyard Breeder For Mini Cow Pets.

Well, the socialist’s “business plan” has apparently pivoted once again!

He’s gone from “we have always been a cattle family” to “we’re diversifying into goats because the cattle industry is too monopolized” to “actually, we’re going into goats because of climate change” to “goat yoga and animal-assisted therapy sessions (coming soon!!)” to “we are betting on mini cows because they use less water” and NOW to “mini cows make great pets! We’d never eat one or sell it to a slaughterhouse!”

That’s a LOT of pivots for a ‘ranch’ that was only “founded” by Comrade Clayton 15 months ago!

Ah! So it’s NOT about producing food anymore, is it? Might want to stop telling everyone you are a “producer” if that’s the case. What’s truly amazing is that those little David-Hogg-like arms can hold up 40 pounds for a picture!

I’m seriously considering having a straw man buy that thing for me in 13 months then then butchering it and taking a video of me eating it.

If he was scared of the “cattle monopoly,” wait til he sees the cutthroat competition to sell mini Herefords!

Glory Farms Ranch has mini cows for sale AND sells meat too! Incredible website as well. That is just ONE of the many places I found with a quick search. Good luck with that, Comrade! I guess you better resign yourself to selling one or two of these things on Facebook or to family members. You are facing some stiff competition out there!

This Week, Fake Rancher HATES The USDA. Last Week He Loved Them. Such a Fickle Lass.

My kid is the same way. Of course, she is a 10 years old and a female, so it’s to be expected. Comrade Clayton is supposedly a 34-year-old male.

Last week he was LIVID that DOGE would cut a single USDA job, because (according to Comrade Clayton) without the federal government there to protect us, we would all die of poisoned food.

But NOW, one of his many ridiculous non-profit shell corporations (Farm & Food Action PAC) is DEMANDING that grocery stores and restaurants be allowed to sell eggs that are ungraded by the USDA. According to him, egg grading isn’t about health or safety, it’s all marketing by “Big Ag” to crush the little guy!

Actually, the Internet disagrees with you, Comrade! According to Google, egg grading “helps identify eggs with defects that could affect food safety!”

Comrade Clayton himself would have made the same case a week ago before he decided to do a 180 on the issue. Imagine if Trump had said two weeks ago “DOGE is getting rid of the egg grading system. It is costly and does nothing” – Comrade Clayton would have been screaming at the top of her lungs about Trump poisoning Americans and not caring about food safety. You know it, I know it and Comrade Clayton certainly knows it. Because he is a duplicitous taint.

Comrade Clayton is too fucking stupid to see that the VERY USDA he loved so much last week is the same USDA that raises egg costs by insisting on egg grading! He just accidentally made the case that big government regulation RAISES prices on just about everything. But he’s too dumb to see the solution.

I sometimes wonder if Comrade Clayton is on heavy drugs and literally doesn’t remember what he said last week. More likely is that he’s too stupid to see cause and effect clearly on any issue. You could just as easily say “climate change regulations have nothing to do with saving the planet. It’s all a power grab by Big Gov to enrich themselves and control you” and you’d be 100% correct. Comrade Clayton is too stupid/brainwashed to ever make that leap, however.

So there you have it. Fickle as a school girl. His love of Big Government all depends on what day of the week it is or where he is in his menstruation cycle, apparently.

P.S. While Comrade Clayton is furiously typing on his iMac and demanding action by more government clowns, the free market is healing all by itself:

As usual – Comrade Clayton WAY late to the party with a solution that wouldn’t work anyways. Dumb ass.

Here’s Your “Free” Healthcare, Commie Morons…

Capitalism: You can have it if you can pay for it.

Communism: No one can have it, but everyone pays for it.

Dummies like Comrade Clayton want us to have choice #2.

Fuck him.

Biz Pork Land Worth $30,000 Per Acre – A Far Cry From The $130,000 Per Acre I Ridiculed 2.5 Years Ago. Will Likely Be Turned Into Residential Housing (?)

Well, the LEDC finally had an appraisal done. They discovered that the 87.61 acres they are looking to dump are valued at $2,630,000. That comes out to $30,000 per acre, almost on the nose [see page 102].

Not too long ago, the LEDC smoked enough weed to convince themselves their land was worth more like $130,000 per acre….which I ridiculed mercilessly:

LEDC Apparently Smoking Weed Now. Values “Business Pork” Land at $130,000 Per Acre. [September 2022]

Finley on the phone with Talbert circa 2022.

If you extrapolate that out, it values the entire park at around $5 million. The appraisers also said the “best use” for this goat patch is for “single family residential.”

Seeing as how they have blown over $7.5 million on it, you can see what an unmitigated disaster the entire thing has been. Talbert should resign tonight in shame, but that won’t happen. She has no shame.

So after TWENTY YEARS and tens of thousands of manhours wasted by the LEDC and City council, they recommend letting houses be built there. Wow. Cool. Hundreds of more houses. I’m betting these geniuses will STILL not charge a $5,000 impact fee on each home, so that means MORE stress on the water and wastewater infrastructure. WE get to pay for that!

Oh, more traffic too!

The funny thing is they could have done absolutely nothing 20 years ago, and these homes would have come along anyways – and likely much sooner. They missed out on 20 years of property taxes as a result.

It’s really hard to overstate what a gigantic fuckup the whole thing was on multiple levels.

Oh wait – but what about the secret “two businesses” that are “just about to move into the park” any day now, which Talbert refused to divulge to Haider 60 days ago at a council meeting? Who is going to break the news to those two big, huge, jobs-providing companies that are now out of luck?!?

LOL. Just kidding. There were never any serious prospects this entire time! April Fools, suckers!!

P.S. – also, if I’m not mistaken, they brought up this “residential housing” idea before and it was shot down because of something to do with how the loans were taken out. This was envisioned as an “economic development” thing and certain requirements had to be met for certain breaks to be given. Otherwise, this was simple land speculation gone horribly badly.

I honestly don’t remember the specifics but it may not be a simple “lets put houses there” in the end. We’ll see.

RX Ranch About To Offer “Cuddle Time” With Cows and Goats? Typical Rancher Stuff.

Well it seems Lady Clayton has caught the eye of yet another less-than-heterosexual suitor!

Oh my. Getting hot and heavy over at RX Hobby Ranch! Well, it IS springtime and love is in the air!

How do I know which way Martin swings? Well, just look at him:

Plus he posts really gay stuff like this….

Martin is supposedly an “educator” but he must not teach anything real like biology or science. Otherwise he’d know that pretty much EVERY animal on earth spends their entire day either hunting for another animal to rip apart for food or trying to hide so it isn’t ripped apart for food. There are most definitely BILLIONS of instances every single day of animals killing each other in a most violent manner:

Only a gay guy would post such ridiculous kumbaya shit about animals.

Plus, he is a hard-left commie kind of democrat. So, definitely gay.

I just hope that when Clayton, Martin and a random goat are cuddling in the barn in post-coital bliss, that Clayton doesn’t let it slip where all the adorable wittle cows and goats on “his” hobby ranch eventually end up (supposedly).

Hey, Where Can I Get Some Slaves For MY Yard Work??

I can just picture Garden Gnome Yoder screeching at these kids while puttering around them and telling them what to do:

“Yes my pretties! Spread the mulch! Dig the holes! That’s it, my pretties!” AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Fly, my pretties! Fly!”

Poor bastards. Some of them probably got busted drinking at school or ended up in detention somehow and Yoder gets to conscript them to clean up her “community garden.” Nice racket! Gardening is fucking AWESOME when you don’t have to pull weeds and get doody on your hands, ammi right??

You know who I can almost guarantee WASN’T out there getting their hands dirty or breaking a sweat? Potato Head Fitzharris and Comrade Clayton.

Comrade Clayton only mentions the garden when he’s doing fake photo ops right before he’s slaughtered in his City council race. Then he never goes back, even though mom’s house is about 4 blocks from there.

Say, that reminds me! I’m thinking I’m going to sell some of these YoderGnome (TM) garden decorations! I took a normal garden gnome then used AI to stick Yoder’s face on it! Only $29.99!

Yes, my pretties!!!!!

College “Educated” Females Are Destroying The Country.

The commies and shitlibs are passing this chart around lately. THEY (incorrectly) view this as proof that college “educated” females are the only sane ones opposing Trump.

The reality is quite the opposite. All this chart proves is that (1) females are gullible and highly susceptible to brainwashing and (2) higher education is mainly Marxist propaganda. If your daughter is not going into the hard sciences, then sending her to college is almost certainly going to turn her into a far-left commie retard if you’re not careful.

Here are some “educated” college kids for you:

My own niece followed this path. I have since written her out of my will and given her share to her conservative, hard-working brother.

She went to college for some joke degree, graduated, and is now a fat, manless, Kamala-loving clown who works for a save-the-whales non-profit joke job in Taxachussets which is entirely funded by government money. She is a total disgrace to her family. I warned my sister over and over about letting that kid join the Peace Corps and all the rest. But she didn’t listen. Instead they wasted like $180,000 to have some joke college turn her into a commie.

Hopefully DOGE chops all that non-profit shit and she has to go get a REAL job.

You should have seen the look on her face when her two brothers got twice as much Christmas money from me as she did. I told her that the other half of her money went to some illegal Haitians.