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Dummy Who Is Currently Fretting About Disappearing Farms And Increasing Land Prices Is Same Dummy Who Pushed Massive Solar Farms For Last Ten Years.

Comrade Clayton is so retarded, all you have to do is wait about 18 months after he demands some stupid policy and he will demand something else that is in total opposition to his previous demands. That’s how small his mildewed brain is.

Here he is bitching about farms disappearing and farming being “expensive”:

[Of course, there is his obligatory typo so the message makes no sense. What he meant to type is “CAN’T stay/get in.” This dummy only posts about 5 times a week and STILL can’t produce error-free content. Incompetent clown.]

But you know what makes land prices go up more than anything else? Solar farms! Here is an answer from Gemini AI:

Solar developers heavily target farmland because it is flat, clear, sunny, and near existing infrastructure.

The American Farmland Trust estimates that up to 83% of future solar development could target agricultural land. In areas where solar is booming,the influx of energy money has driven up land prices, making it incredibly difficult for new, young, or tenant farmers to afford acreage.

This is the SAME retard who wants to get rid of fossil fuels and go 100% solar and wind in the next 3.5 years….

Also, Clayton was handed a FREE FARM and still couldn’t make money. That tells me he’s a galactic-sized idiot and a lazy piece of shit.

You know who ISN’T being forced out by nefarious oligarchs? My cousin’s kid who is about the same age as Comrade Clayton. My cousin in Michigan is married to a guy who farms about 4,000 acres of soybeans. His son joined him, farms it with him and will take over when Dad retires. Doesn’t sound like any “billionaires” forced them out. You know why? A few reasons:

#1 – my cousin’s husband is a REAL farmer. He’s not a third-generation fake farmer like Clayton’s Dad. He has REAL knowledge and can thus hand it down. Nobody in Clayton’s family was a real rancher or farmer. They just had a few animals roaming their property. The Tuckers come from a long line of fake ranchers, fake cowboys, fake farmers and REAL douchebags.

#2 – my cousin’s son went to Michigan State for an Agriculture degree. He DIDN’T waste $80,000 on a useless Poli Sci degree, then sneak over to China to play with little Chinese boys and then join a commie cult. He got a USEFUL degree then returned home and put it to use right away.

#3 – my cousin’s kid is actually on the farm working his ass off every day. He’s not in a fake wind-up hybrid toy truck driving around his state lying to old ladies and grifting their social security checks while his “ranch” falls into disrepair back home and his goats get destroyed by coyotes.

Great Coyote Massacre Of 2025

My cousin’s kid is up at the crack of dawn getting the work done. Clayton is a lazy bum who has never seen a sunrise…

It’s not the phantom billionaires that ruined Clayton’s ranch and career and resulted in him being a broke bum who lives with his mommy. It’s Clayton himself thought his incompetence, laziness and retardation.

Unemployed Trust Fund Dork Clayton Tucker Spouting Same Old Mumpsimus.

The guy running for Ag Commissioner – who has ZERO power over water issues – just can’t stop talking about water issues. Of course, he paints ridiculously dire scenarios and leaves out a whole lot of important details:

He doesn’t link to the story and doesn’t even name the city. Near as I can figure, it is THIS story from Pflugerville…

Texas city declares water emergency as pipeline failure drains lake

So it’s a pipeline failure. Not a data center. Not global warming. Not drought. And it can probably be traced back to some incompetent DEI boob who was hired because he takes it in the ass or is clinically retarded.

OR he might be talking about Corpus Christi yet again. If THAT is the case, he might want to know that Trump (the guy he hates) is aware of the situation and is pledging “Big Money” to help with a desalinization plant. Something I have talked about for quite a while now. They live next to the fucking ocean, so that might be a good place to start.

Again – there are ALREADY smart humans working to SOLVE these problems with REAL solutions as opposed to a fat, unemployed manlet who has never fixed a problem in his life posting useless petitions on his website and then jacking off over every signature he gets from some senile old shitlib dummy.

Hilariously, someone on Facebook finally asked what good these petitions were going to do and who he thinks he is going to turn them in to. LOL. Unfortunately, Costanza in a cowboy hat hasn’t thought that far ahead. The real answer is: nothing.

As a reminder to all the idiots who think Clayton Tucker can actually DO anything about water as Ag Commissioner, here are the REAL groups in charge of water. Ag Commissioner is NOT among them. I ironically asked the finest AI minds if Texas Ag Commissioner has any power at all over water issues:

As you can see, the PUCs have ALREADY gone after these guys for transparency – which is another of Clayton’s oft-repeated lies.

So there are two possibilities as to why this socialist stooge keeps harping about water non-stop even though it’s not in his purview:

#1 – he actually doesn’t know the basic facts I just posted and actually thinks he DOES have all these powers (improbable and unlikely).

OR

#2 – he knows damn good and well he can’t do shit but fear-mongering and stirring up hysteria among stupid old ladies is the only way to keep his name in the papers (very probable and likely).

He has a history of fear-mongering (and being wrong) about stuff like this in the past. He’s done it with Covid, global warming, power grid collapse, and all sorts of other shit he was wrong about….

You see, if he sticks to the REAL job description of Ag Commissioner and talks about promoting Texas farm products and pesticides and all that boring stuff, he’s just some dumb 35-year-old trust fund dork who lives with his mom. A forgettable loser. A dunce. A mosquito. Nobody will listen to him at all.

But if he runs around like Chicken Little predicting the end of the world all the time and making outlandish false statements, he gets attention from other smooth-brained shitlibs AND from journalists who are looking for clickbait. AND he gets to grift more donations. Al Gore did this on a MUCH larger scale.

Clayton doesn’t care how many lies he tells or gets caught in. He needs to throw EVERY pile of bullshit he can against the wall and see what sticks because after he loses in November, it won’t matter anyways.

This is why he jumped around from monopolies to oligarchs to the shrimping industry to plastics in the environment and all the rest. He was seeing which fear-mongering bullshit would get him the most “petition signatures” – which is why he has now settled on the water/data center issue. It’s so cliched he can put it on a bumper sticker and even the dumb old ladies can understand “no water = bad” even though it’s all bullshit.

This makes Clayton a liar, an opportunist, a grifter and a piece of shit who defrauds old ladies. But we already knew that.

I REALLY can’t wait until he “speaks” around here somewhere close. I’m going to crash that event and make him look like the clueless asshole he really is.

Operation Epic Pussy. Muzzie-Loving Clayton Has Blood On His Hands After Austin Shooting.

It never fails. I leave for a week, and all hell breaks loose:

#1 – Sid Miller, whom Clayton has wasted hundreds of hours bashing as his opponent, isn’t actually his opponent after all. LOL. Now he gets to go up against a guy who is highly successful and NOT a “corrupt incumbent.” He’s also not a “billionaire bootlicker” since he has mostly self-financed his campaign. You can do that when you have a great job and don’t live with mother.

He’s a WAY tougher opponent, in my opinion. We’ll cover all that soon.

#2 – Trump made the biggest mistake of his life getting involved in Iran. The day it happened, I said “there is zero upside and a LOT of downside – what a retarded move this is. It’s going to fuck the economy hard…and why??”

Why? Because Trump has always had Israel’s dick in his mouth for some reason. I’ll never understand it. If you want to know how I feel about Israel, please read up on the U.S.S. Liberty incident. Fuck Israel. Fight your own wars. I don’t give two shits about Iran. I’d much rather you deport every single Somali scumbag in the United States first – starting with Ilhan Omar.

#3 – That worm Cornyn somehow got the better of Ken Paxton. Worse, rumors are that Trump is going to endorse Cornyn and ask Paxton to drop out of the race. That would be the SECOND most idiotic thing Trump has done this month, if true. Cornyn is the swampiest of the swamp rats. He needs to go. No question about it. If Trump cant see that, I have to start thinking he really IS losing his marbles.

#4 – A scumbag muzzie who entered the U.S. illegally shot up a bar right there in downtown Austin! How does that happen? Well, it happens because a bunch of shitlibs were cheering wide-open borders and also cheering Austin’s refusal to turn said criminals over to ICE.

Clayton Tucker was one of those people. Never forget:

Clayton is a huge fan of open borders – he thinks that protecting our national borders is “racist”:

Clayton Tucker has said Austin should be a sanctuary city and allowed harbor illegals:

Clayton Tucker: “If Austin Wants To Be A Sanctuary City, Then Let It”

Clayton is HUGE buddies with the muslim community and his SECOND LARGEST DONOR (Farrukh Shamsi) is a hard-core muzzie dirtbag with the radical muzzie organization Emgage.

Shamsi is UNABASHEDLY MUSLIM FIRST! It’s his only goal: get more muslims in power in Texas.

Clayton Tucker endorsed Salman Bhojani – the guy who took his oath of office on the qu’ran…NOT the Bible.

He also publicly licks the ass of every muzzie he sees – from Rashida Tlaib to Ilhan Omar to those two weirdo muzzie commies he is always hanging out with…

He even wore an Arabic lapel pin to kiss the ass of and bow down to America-hating scumbag Rashida Tlaib!!

Note his muzzie lapel pin. Disgusting.

It’s not a stretch at all to say Clayton Tucker has blood on his hands from that Austin shooting.

Costanza In Cowboy Hat Lies About Netflix Multiples Times. Clueless What Monopoly Actually Is – AGAIN.

Costanza in a cowboy hat treated us to a gaggle of lies recently and he kicked it off with some false history, which is his favorite kind of ‘history’ to blabber about:

“Blockbuster died, Netflix raised prices. That’s what monopolies do.”

Wrong.

Blockbuster filed for bankruptcy in 2010. Hey AI – list for me all the Netflix price hikes!

They waited four years until 2014 to hike prices. If they are a monopoly, they are a very stupid one.

But they AREN’T a monopoly. Clayton should know this because I’m SURE he subscribes to one of the many OTHER competitors out there. I know I do.

Just like with his tractor falsehoods, he thinks that an industry with over a dozen competitors is somehow a “monopoly.” That’s because he is a very stupid boy.

You’ll notice that Netflix ALSO raised prices in 2022, 2023 and 2025 – DESPITE having intense competition from many other streamers. Which ALSO wrecks Clayton’s retarded theory and smug assertions of monopoly action. There they are raising prices despite cutthroat competition from many other players.

Oh, and up until recently, Netflix was pretty lax about password sharing and sponging off of the subscriptions of friends and family members. Hardy the actions of a “monopoly” that is out to bend you over and screw you.

Finally, I’ll bet you a HUNDRED DOLLARS that Clayton himself sponges off mom and dad’s household Netflix subscription because he lives in their upstairs bedroom at age 35 and is not gainfully employed.

Clayton = Costanza In A Cowboy Hat As Lies Grow More Elaborate And Outrageous.

If you are a huge Seinfeld fan like me, you remember the episode where George Costanza (who has a long history of telling outrageous lies – just like Clayton) takes a lie to the next level even though he knows it’s ridiculous and he will eventually get busted.

It’s called “The Wizard.” George tells a lie to get out of something but the people who were lied to play along and see how far George will take his bullshit. He ends up telling them he has a house in the Hamptons and two horses, Snoopy and Prickly Pete. He even puts these people in his car and starts driving them to his non-existent house.

[Oddly, this is not the first time Clayton has reminded me of Costanza. He’s unemployed and lives with his parents, remember? Plus he’s packing on the fat AND he’s short. But I digress.]

Clayton Tucker has now had his “Costanza in a cowboy hat” moment as he greatly expanded his ridiculous food allergy lie recently….

“I can’t eat American bread anymore. Makes me sick. Makes me nauseous for about 12 hours.”

BAHAHAHAHA! What the fuck is “American bread,” you idiot? Like there is ONE monolithic bread we all eat every day like soylent green. No, it’s far more likely that your nausea is the result of a strong vasovagal response to all the sand in your vagina.

According to this lying sack of shit, the culprit in his “American bread” that makes him so sick is “the yoga mat chemical” (azodicarbonamide). It is a whitening agent and dough conditioner. He is correct that it is banned in Europe.

But guess what? There are DOZENS of different types of bread in our country. Thanks to free market capitalism, you can have whole wheat, five-grain, gluten-free, etc. etc. There is no single “American bread” that this half-wit is forced to eat and get sick from.

Let’s ask AI if you can buy bread without the yoga mat chemical in it:

OR you could make your own bread. OR you could stop eating bread altogether since it’s not great for you in any form. OR you could buy homemade bread at the local farmers market. OR tell your 70-year-old mom when she buys your groceries for you to get one of the MANY breads listed above WITHOUT that chemical.

See how easy that is? It’s not a grand conspiracy. It’s the free market, you dipshit.

But guess who DEFINITELY DOES have the “yoga mat chemical” in their bread?

Oh SNAP!! Guess who has been eating at Whataburger while driving aimlessly all over Texas to blabber about chemicals in the bread making them sick? This asshole himself!

Just unbelievable Costanza-level horseshit from this kid, day in and day out. It’s embarrassing. But he’s told so many outrageous lies over the last five years, there is no going back. Just like Costanza and his fake horses, this kid has his fake ranch and fake occupation.

Maybe he should change his name to Art Vandelay.

What In God’s Name Is He Blathering About?

Do these dipshidiots in the audience really just sit there nodding their heads and swallow every absurd and incorrect thing that comes out of his mouth? Are these chicks THAT stupid?

I own plenty of shit, and you know what? The only people I ever come across who want to TAKE what I’ve earned are socialist scumbags like Bernie Sanders and YOU!

What Comrade Clayton is probably referring to is the decade-old saying “you will own nothing and be happy” – it’s a phrase derived from a 2016 essay by Danish politician Ida Auken for the World Economic Forum (WEF). For some reason he is confused about what this means and has jumbled it all up with his recent data center obsession. Of course, 10 years ago there WAS no talk of AI data centers in the mainstream, so he has no clue what he’s talking about as usual.

What Clayton might be upset to hear is that it is HIS side who loves this WEF “you will own nothing and eat ze bugs” shit. It’s been pushed by George Soros, John Kerry, Bill Gates, and other left-wing control freak globalists for a long time now. Clayton must have been living under a rock (or in mom’s house) to just be hearing about this now and getting alarmed. But again, it has nothing to do with AI data centers.

It REALLY took off during the Covid lockdowns.Those would be the Covid lockdowns that Clayton applauded and wanted a LOT more of. Clayton wanted forced masking, forced mRna vaccines, open borders, the green new deal and socialized medicine – those are ALL the same objectives as the far-left, control freak globalists who want you to “own nothing and be happy.”

So the guy who has spent his life promoting socialism and Big Gov control of every aspect of your life is now upset that “the billionaires” want to control everything? How stupid are you, buddy? Who do you think they are in bed with? It’s YOUR guys like Soros, Kerry, Trudeau, Newsome, Clintons, Obama, etc. Trump is about the only guy who has been taking shits all over the whole thing.

Get a clue.

Many left-wing leaders, including Trudeau, Biden, and others, adopted the “Build Back Better” slogan, which was promoted by the WEF as part of a post-COVID-19 “Great Reset.” You remember all that, don’t you?? It was only about six years ago and your buddy Biden was smack in the middle of it all.

What an absolute FOOL you are. You’ve been begging for this (Big Brother controlling everything) your whole life and now that you realize what a disaster it will be, you’re trying to pretend you never wanted any of it? Go back to mommy’s house and stfu already. You’ve embarrassed yourself enough for one week.

Tax Refunds Up Big.

A few months ago, local unemployed idiot (and non-taxpayer) Clayton Tucker took a shit all over the Big Beautiful Bill and claimed it was a “giveaway” to “billionaires.”

As usual when it comes to anything related to the economy, money, finance or current events, Comrade Clayton was 100% wrong.

Trust Fund Tucker has no real job or income or kids or mortgage or anything else, so he doesn’t understand how the world works at all. He can’t get a tax break because he is a parasite who lives with mom. I bet his mom and dad will benefit, but they won’t appreciate it one bit. They are TDS clowns.

Expanded deductions in the “Big Beautiful Bill” benefit tipped workers, overtime earners and seniors.

Oh. Overtime workers, tipped workers and seniors. Not exactly the “billionaire” class, you absolute dolt.

Tax professionals say the impact could be significant.

“We are not only expecting bigger refunds, but a lot bigger refunds,” said Mark Steber with Jackson Hewitt Tax Service.

Steber called it the biggest tax change he has seen in his 40-year career. According to the Internal Revenue Service, the new law expands deductions for several groups of taxpayers for the first time.

Workers who receive tips, particularly in the service industry, can now deduct up to $25,000 in qualified tip income. For many bartenders, servers and hospitality workers, that could mean a sizable reduction in taxable income.

Employees who earn overtime might benefit. The law allows qualifying workers to deduct up to $12,500 in overtime pay, giving an additional tax break to those putting in extra hours.

Taxpayers who purchased a vehicle assembled in the United States in 2025 might qualify for a deduction

“If you bought a car in 2025 and it was assembled in the United States and you took out a loan, you can get up to a $10,000 deduction on that loan interest,” Steber said. “You don’t have to itemize, but you do have to put the data on your tax return.”

So….

Get married to a stay at home mom, boom, standard deduction skyrockets and tax bracket lowers.

Have wife start an LLC and teach a few yoga classes or some other BS business, boom, you can buy a new SUV and deduct the entire cost under Sec 179.

Have kids, boom, EITC

Etc, etc, etc

Quasi-Retarded Poli Sci Major Divulges “Secret” History That Is Actually Common Knowledge To Everyone Else.

Unemployed bum who lives with mom divulges the secret history that “they” don’t want you to know!!

Yes, “they” kept this secret SO WELL HIDDEN that they wrote an awesome book and made a huge movie about it back in 1989 and 1993. It was called Barbarians at the Gate. It spent 38 weeks on the NYT Best Seller list and sold maybe half a million copies.

But “they” want it all kept secret! LOL.

The tobacco companies buying the food companies was pretty much in the WSJ every day for months and months back then. The socialist sodomite is clueless about all this because he was still in diapers then and doesn’t know any history.

The rest of Professor Goatwanker’s lecture went something like this:

“Junk food is very addictive and tastes awesome. It’s bad for you and doesn’t have much real nutrition.” Then he implies he’s going to “stop them” somehow. LOL.

The end.

Thank you Professor Goatwanker! What would we do without you? I mean, every parent on the planet tells their kid this exact same thing from age 5 until their teen years, but you really drove it home for that group of old people who have no teeth and will be dead soon anyways. It’s important you take away that one source of joy from them. Let them eat kale and spinach in the few remaining years. Good idea. No tasty ice cream or Oreo cookies for you, grandma.

Before you lecture a dozen lonely octogenarians about all this, you might want to lecture your campaign manager Izzy the Baby Beluga.

You know, the morbidly obese chick you keep buying Whataburger and Taco Bell for as you drive all over Texas. LOL.

What a total ass hat.

Socialist Clown With No Job And No Possessions Is Worried AI Will Take Jobs And Own Everything. Wait…What?

Socialist Clayton Tucker is worried that AI will “take all the jobs” and then “nobody will own anything.”

Narrator: Clayton already owns nothing. He lives with mom.

You mean like the old Soviet Union? LOL. Your socialist paradise ended up with everyone in poverty and not owning shit while the economy collapsed. How ironic. If Clayton knew any history at all, he’d know that.

Hey dummy: REAL AI hasn’t even gotten here yet and you already don’t have a job and you already don’t own anything! LOL. You haven’t for 35 years! You live in your mom’s upstairs bedroom. Literally NOTHING will change for you, yet you are the one crying the hardest. You literally have NOTHING to lose! BAHAHAHA. Christ what a joke you are!

Also, if you are so concerned about jobs getting wiped out, why are you such a proponent of letting tens of millions of third-world idiots pour over the border and work for peanuts? Same exact thing.

Quite frankly, the jobs AI will wipe out first are the ones that need wiping: the millions of useless administrators and paper pushers at every college, public school, City Hall and state capitol in the country. That army of obese, dour bums who do maybe 60 minutes of work per day and get paid $140,000 + bennies for it. Fuck them. Decimate that industry and prices at schools, hospitals and all levels of government should plummet.

Everybody wins except the lazy turds who got to milk the system for decades. They can go pick fruit or be a nurse. We’ll need a LOT of nurses for old guys like me. My ass will need wiping and AI cannot do that. Only unemployed paper pushers can do that. We should start with “Doctor” Chane Rascoe.