Somebody Please Do A Wellness Check On Poor Bruce Haywood.

Poor Bruce.

Poor dumb, fat Bruce.

I expect to see his name in the Dispatch obituaries any day now. Has anyone checked in on that poor deluded slob to make sure he hasn’t had an aneurysm??

Bruce has had to absorb a LOT of bad news the last week or so. But none so damaging to his health as the realization that Trump will NOT be going to prison, after all!

We are coming up on the TWO YEAR anniversary of the Mar-A-Lago raid (8/8/22). Bruce was overjoyed and expected Trump to be behind bars any second. Here are some of his posts from that week….

Well. None of that is going to happen, Bruce. In fact, Donald Trump will likely be elected president in a few months. Are you sure your fat monkey heart can handle that? I don’t think it can.

Bruce made himself look like an even BIGGER asshat by posting THIS just one month ago pertaining to the June 27th presidential debate:

Not only is Trump not behind bars, as depicted in this moronic cartoon, but the debate turned into the biggest political disaster in human history. Trump delivered a knockout blow that killed Biden’s chances at the presidency, his very dignity and his entire career. Here we are almost a WEEK later and Biden is STILL petrified to go on TV and talk without a teleprompter. He’s STILL staggering around punch-drunk and the entire nest of democrat rats is in complete disarray. Trump knocked him into next week!

Then came the Chevron Deference case, then came the immunity ruling, and now there will be no Trump sentencing on July 11th after all!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fool!

And Trump will be your president for FOUR YEARS, you colossal shitbird! You make Stephanie Fitzharris look like a genius with all of your predictions.

Hey Bruce….do you like apples?

Amaskholesayswhat?

This is an actual photo taken at Orange County airport. I have $100 that says he’s a MUCH skinnier relative of Hubert “Heath” Humperdick.

Ultimate California maskhole

Doesn’t restrict breathing? Ummmm, wrong:

Athlete Collapses

Wrong, wrong and wrong again. Humperdick ain’t EVER been right! But that never stops him from running his mouth and demanding others wear a dirty diaper over their faces.

“The silly hat makes me thuper thmart!!”