Alan Champagne – CEO of Eco-Flex – is a Lying Sack of Shit

Oh, the things you find in 800 pages of crap the City hands you, eh?

It only cost me about $350 and 30% of the pages they handed me were useless crap I never requested. But one thing we DID find was TWO huge smoking guns. The first one proves Alan Champagne (CEO of Eco-Flex) is a lying sack of shit.

The second one proves Mike Cour is also a liar. No big surprises there, but I always love to find proof in black and white emails that the guys who seem like shady bullshit artists trying to scam some tax dollars ARE actually just that.

This 800-page pile of paper does not shed any light on WHY the LEDC/Ec0-Turd partnership fell apart. Probably because they used a black magic marker to black out some of the interesting stuff and keep it away from my prying eyes. But there is enough there for me to make a good guess.

Photo evidence tomorrow! Stay tuned!

Bum Who Can’t Keep a Job Maligns Accomplished and Brilliant Surgeon

Going through all of Clayton Tucker’s social media blather, it becomes disgustingly obvious that this moron thinks he is in the same league as the brilliant Dawn Buckingham (whom he ran against for Senate TX-24).

Dawn actually did something with her life. She spent DECADES educating herself while she learned and perfected skills that few are capable of: that of a successful surgeon.

Clayton Tucker, on the other hand, pretends to be a rancher on land he doesn’t even own and can’t even hold down a job. Oh, and he worked for a few months on the political campaigns of some other losers.

But that doesn’t stop “Trust Fund” Tucker from thinking he knows more than Dawn Buckingham about medical issues. He spent more than a few posts whining like a little girl that Dawn refused to wear a mask for Covid while HE, Tucker The Hero, wore one all the time:

It takes some SERIOUS delusion to think you are saving more lives with your shitty mask than an actual MEDICAL DOCTOR saves by just going about her day and doing her job.

I have a lot of respect for Dawn just choosing to ignore this twerp instead of punching him in his diapered mouth – a fight I have zero doubt she would win, by the way.

Clayton Tucker – More Health Insurance Lies

Back to our regularly scheduled show, which I call “Clayton Tucker Is a Fraud and a Bum

I found this little nugget recently. Clayton posted it on November 30, 2019:

My 80-year-old mom has the EXACT SAME HAT…and sunglasses! No joke.

He makes it sound like he gave up his health insurance (and, by implication, a real job) to run for office! What a martyr! What sacrifice!

Except it’s all bullshit.

Let’s take another look at this kid’s resume (which I previously detailed HERE):

So – who was providing Clayton tucker’s health insurance in 2019 before he so magnanimously decided to run for office?

He ended his huge 9-month stint as a kindergarten teacher in China in 2015. Then, apparently, for the entirety of 2016, he did nothing.

(Actually, he travelled around Asia on someone else’s dime, but that certainly ain’t a ‘job’. I’d wager that mom and dad paid for that year off).

In 2017 he put in a grueling 6 months as “editor in chief” of “Organic Helicopter”…which looks like a failed blog or website or something. I’m guessing Tucker started it himself and it went nowhere. There is no record of it on the Internet at all. So he CERTAINLY wasn’t getting health care through THAT ‘job’.

He then took ANOTHER year off before he bummed around on two campaigns between June 2018 and September 2018. Four whole months! THOSE types of “hand out leaflets for a candidate” ‘jobs’ don’t pay very well, and they SURE as SHIT don’t offer health insurance either. So we can eliminate that too.

He then took ANOTHER year off (do you see a pattern here?) before deciding to become a candidate himself in October 2019….and he then posted about his candidacy (and whined about losing his health insurance) on November 30, 2019.

So Clayton, the BIG QUESTION is this: if you “recently lost” your health insurance in November of 2019, who was providing your health insurance up to that point??

I’m a gambling man. I’m willing to publicly wager Clayton Tucker that it was good old Mom and Dad paying for this bum at the age of 28. After all, he DOES still live in Mom and Dad’s house now at age 31!

MOST people go out and get a job when they graduate with an $80,000 college degree (which mom and dad ALSO paid for). By the time they are 28, they actually have a REAL job that provides them health insurance.

OR, they can go out and buy their own in the free market. It would probably cost Clayton about $400 a month.

But no. Clayton Tucker (like many socialist weasels in this day and age) chose to be a bum between the ages of 22 and 28 (and up to the present day, too). He never bothered to get a real job or develop any real skills. So now he cries that he and his ilk deserve some free stuff – like health care AND $15/hr wages just to show up on the first day of work with zero skills.

Bums like Clayton Tucker make me sick. So how about it, Clayton?? You willing to publicly answer this question? Tell us all who was providing that health care you supposedly “lost” in 2019!

ANOTHER MYSTERY – Your resume ALSO shows you started working for the socialist organization Our Revolution as an “organizer” from September 2018 to present….which is the exact same time you posted that you “lost your health insurance recently“. Are you telling us that Our Revolution DOESN’T provide you with health care???? The very organization that is demanding ‘free’ health care from OTHER organizations doesn’t provide it to their own workers??

Shocking!!! Why, that would be like, I don’t know, a scum bag like Bernie Sanders demanding $15/hr but then NOT paying his own campaign workers that same amount.

Socialist Parasite Clayton Tucker – Full-Time Candidate For Everything. Does He Even Live In Lampasas???

Clayton Tucker is running for Lampasas City council Place 1. Who is Clayton Tucker?

Besides being in love with Bernie Sanders and Beto O’Rourke, he claims to be a “rancher” but that is utter bullshit. During one of his many losing campaigns, he liked to paint a picture of himself “working his grandfather’s ranch” and posted a picture of himself on there – when he was about 6 years old.

“I’m a wancher, paw-paw!”

In reality, his grandfather passed away 2.5 years ago and as far as I can see, Clayton owns no land of his own. Kind of hard to be a rancher with no ranch, isn’t it?

What he REALLY likes to do is run for office. Anywhere and everywhere! His real “job” is “political organizer” – which means mooching off of everyone else then trying to tell them how to live their lives. He ran for TX House District 54 in 2019, then TX-24 in 2020, and now he is running for City council in Lampasas in 2021! Any pig in a poke, eh Clayton?

Kinda reeks of a loser who just wants to win SOMETHING….ANYTHING so he can push forward his socialist, Marxist, anti Second Amendment ideas.

In 2018, he was a state delegate to the state Democratic convention. At that convention, the Democrats (and Clayton Tucker) made it clear that they want to “ban assault weapons and high capacity magazines“. Clayton and his delegation ALSO “called for special counsel Robert Mueller to continue his investigation into possible coordination between the Russian government and Donald Trump’s 2016 Presidential campaign

Yeah – Clayton swallowed the Russia hoax hook, line and sinker. What do you expect from a kid who thinks money grows on trees?

OK, so the kid is a dummy…but let’s get back to City council:

When he filed for City council (at the very last second) a few weeks ago, he listed his address as 208 S Western – a property owned by his parents Howard and Terry Tucker.

Occupation: political organizer! Professional weasel, more like it.

[Boy, one thing you CAN count on with socialists is they are very skilled at living off of other people! This kid is THIRTY YEARS OLD and living in mommy and daddy’s house? My god]

There is just one problem though – according to the Lampasas Dispatch [Jan 3, 2020 front page], when Clayton was running for TX-24 state senate last year (I TOLD you he was a professional parasite!) he “listed a Killeen address with his official filing information

Whoops!

So which is it, Clayton? Which candidate filing did you lie on? Or does it change when the wind blows and you need to run for something?

I mean, I give some shit on these pages to our current City council because most of them have never worked in the private sector. But at least they have a JOB. This moron has literally bounced around for most of his short life doing NOTHING but running for office.

Maybe it’s just me, but I think you should own a business or at least WORK A REAL JOB before you go around ordering the productive members of society to cough up “free shit” for parasites like Clayton Tucker and his socialist buddies.