Back from vacation. Time to club a socialist baby seal for a few days.
Imagine for a moment there is a slightly retarded high school boy who lives with his mother in Ozona Texas (population 2,500). Imagine that one day, he reads about how shitty the water is in Lampasas, a town 185 miles away from him. A town he has never been to and where he knows nobody. A town where he has absolutely ZERO connections and didn’t even know about until he read a newspaper article. He reads that the entire town is angry and up in arms and have been bitching about the bad water for a long time now.
Now further imagine that ten years earlier, when he was a 1st grader, he did a “science project” about water. It was childish and involved straws and cups and filters and shit and it didn’t really prove or solve anything, but the teacher gave him a pat on the head. Unfortunately, the slightly retarded boy now goes around telling everyone he is a “water researcher” and he thinks he has special powers or knowledge.
Now, imagine that after reading about the Lampasas water problem, he jumps into his tiny little effeminate blue hybrid “truck” and drives ALLLL the way to Lampasas to attend a town hall where there are already hundreds of people letting their voices be heard because they are the ones who have to live with this shit. Then he stands in the back for a while picking his chub. Then he drives ALLLLL the way back home and gets on social media to brag about how he is fighting for the people.
Sounds insane, right? That slightly retarded high school boy with NO skills or knowledge about water and ZERO connections to Lampasas is completely wasting his own time and everyone else’s by getting in the way over an issue that is best handled by the people who live there, own property there and have a vested interest there. Not to mention, the ENTIRE town is already on the same side. It’s pretty cut and dried, as far as the “good guys” and the “bad guys” goes. It doesn’t matter if there are 500 angry citizens or 501. It makes ABSOLUTELY NO DIFFERENCE.
Well, if you replace “slightly retarded high school student” with “Clayton Tucker” and you replaced “Lampasas” with “Palestine,” then you will see I just EXACTLY described what our local socialist goatwanker did and then bragged about on his shitty substack! LOL.
This moron wasted over SIX HOURS just driving back and forth to stand in a crowd of 200 people and act like he was making a difference.
They were all like “Oh my god!! Evil billionaires are trying to steal our water! We are all helpless and stupid! PLEASE, Captain Goatwanker from Lampasas! Save us!!” So I “packed my bag,” put on my rainbow cape and jumped into the Baby Seal Mobile as fast as I could. Then drove three hours to stand in a room at the back and… (checks notes) DID NOTHING!!
The same kid who is failing as a rancher because he has “no time” to feed a guard dog or eliminate coyotes, has 8 or 9 hours to waste on retardation like this. Talk about spinning your wheels!
Funny, this asshole (who is chairman of the LAMPASAS Democrat party) has not made a single PEEP about the quarry train OR the shitty water RIGHT HERE in his own town! No, he’s too busy trying to “look important” for his upcoming run for Texas Ag Commissioner.
More like “Texas FAG Commissioner,” ammi right? Rim shot!
Oh, and he did it all over again last night when he drove to a Grandy’s restaurant in Sherman, TX to “speak” to a few lonely old ladies and bearded commie morons. A meeting where only TWO people RSVPd. LOL.
Of course, this is all useless and empty theater for his BIG announcement tomorrow – that he is running for Ag Commissioner in Texas. Something I figured out a year ago and put on my Clayton Tucker Bingo Card back in December….
He needs to pretend to the idiot masses that he is a manchild of action and has plans to fix all the water problems, farming problems and dozens of other problems. Of course, he lives with his mom and has thus not even solved the FIRST problem in his life: being self-sufficient!
Yes, this is a HUGE weekend for the envious little commie: Ag Commissioner announcement tomorrow, Bernie Sanders rally in Dallas on Sunday and then a big “happy hour” with hundreds of other commie clowns that night!
No time to feed guard dogs or shoot coyotes, man. Too busy promoting envy and communism day and night.