Unemployed Poli Sci Major Who Lives With Mom Is Now A Biofuels Expert. Wants Gov To Start Hemp Oil Fuel Boondoggle.

Not happy to sit and watch the ethanol boondoggle empty taxpayers pockets, wreck engines and do nothing for the environment, unemployed bum Clayton Tucker is now demanding we grow hemp to turn the seeds into biofuel:

Yeah – biofuels are a great idea! Just ask Willie Nelson…

Willie Nelson’s BioFuel Business Is in a Pretty Bad Way

End of the BioWillie Dream

Willie Nelson lost his ass on that stupid idea. In fairness, maybe Clayton didn’t hear about the Willie Nelson fiasco. It was back around the time when Clayton was in China fondling five-year-old boys for a year or two, for some inexplicable reason:

Poli Sci major and “family farmer” decides to run off to China for a few years immediately after he graduated college and fondle kindergarteners! Totally normal! Don’t ask too many questions!

[By the way, here are some reviews of the Chinese school Clayton used to “teach” toddlers at. There are some unsavory intimations of child molestation. Make of that whatever you will.]

Hemp oil fuel is an extremely costly and moronic idea, which is why we aren’t doing it. But as usual, Clayton Tucker thinks he is smarter than everyone else and the REAL experts are so stupid they are just leaving $100 bills laying all over the place without picking them up.

What Clayton REALLY means (because he is a HUGE Green New Deal acolyte) is he wants the government to SUBSIDIZE hemp oil fuel production so he can get in on the scam himself. And there WOULD DEFINITELY be subsidies – otherwise you’d be paying about $35 per gallon for fuel.

Remember – he wants to end fossil fuels by 2030! He has stated this many, many times.

Clayton never mentions the cost of anything (‘free’ wind power, ‘free’ health care, ‘renewable’ biofuels) because he is a duplicitous piece of shit with an innumerate pea brain. But the costs of this dumb idea would be astronomical.

Here are some REAL experts destroying all of Clayton’s false statements one by one.

Hemp Fuel – Busting All The Myths

Here is just a tiny taste:

As calculated above, an acre of hemp can produce 226 pounds of oil. If we do a little math, we find out that a total of 1.26 billion acres of land are needed to produce enough hemp seed oil to equal the weight of standard diesel fuel consumed. The US is only 2.4 billion acres.

In order for hemp biodiesel to replace standard diesel, 50% of ALL land in the US would be needed to fulfill this order.

We can see that biodiesel from hemp seed oil would be extremely expensive. Imagine filling up your tank (let’s say it is 10 gallons) and paying $250.50 at the pump.

For hemp seed oil to be competitive, the price would have to decrease by 92.2%. That is just to be a replacement for soybean oil in biodiesel! For standard diesel, it is more.

With that, it is quite apparent that hemp biodiesel will not be able to replace standard diesel fuel from the supply side or the demand side. Farmers would lose money on every acre grown and consumers would see prices at the pump undergo extreme price increases.

Another mega-retarded idea from the pea-brained socialist who is incapable of the tiniest amount of common sense or mathematics. Sadly, a bunch of very stupid and gullible old ladies want this douchebag to run the second largest Ag department in the United States and probably the world! Great idea.

Captain Goatwanker To The Rescue! Clueless Nitwit Crusader To Save Poor Town From Billionaire Water Thieves!!

Back from vacation. Time to club a socialist baby seal for a few days.

Imagine for a moment there is a slightly retarded high school boy who lives with his mother in Ozona Texas (population 2,500). Imagine that one day, he reads about how shitty the water is in Lampasas, a town 185 miles away from him. A town he has never been to and where he knows nobody. A town where he has absolutely ZERO connections and didn’t even know about until he read a newspaper article. He reads that the entire town is angry and up in arms and have been bitching about the bad water for a long time now.

Now further imagine that ten years earlier, when he was a 1st grader, he did a “science project” about water. It was childish and involved straws and cups and filters and shit and it didn’t really prove or solve anything, but the teacher gave him a pat on the head. Unfortunately, the slightly retarded boy now goes around telling everyone he is a “water researcher” and he thinks he has special powers or knowledge.

Pimply college dork was a “water researcher” for 41 days in China 13 years ago. Right before he failed to get into grad school.

Now, imagine that after reading about the Lampasas water problem, he jumps into his tiny little effeminate blue hybrid “truck” and drives ALLLL the way to Lampasas to attend a town hall where there are already hundreds of people letting their voices be heard because they are the ones who have to live with this shit. Then he stands in the back for a while picking his chub. Then he drives ALLLLL the way back home and gets on social media to brag about how he is fighting for the people.

Sounds insane, right? That slightly retarded high school boy with NO skills or knowledge about water and ZERO connections to Lampasas is completely wasting his own time and everyone else’s by getting in the way over an issue that is best handled by the people who live there, own property there and have a vested interest there. Not to mention, the ENTIRE town is already on the same side. It’s pretty cut and dried, as far as the “good guys” and the “bad guys” goes. It doesn’t matter if there are 500 angry citizens or 501. It makes ABSOLUTELY NO DIFFERENCE.

Well, if you replace “slightly retarded high school student” with “Clayton Tucker” and you replaced “Lampasas” with “Palestine,” then you will see I just EXACTLY described what our local socialist goatwanker did and then bragged about on his shitty substack! LOL.

This moron wasted over SIX HOURS just driving back and forth to stand in a crowd of 200 people and act like he was making a difference.

I GUARANTEE you there is more to this story than “evil rich guy stealing all the water.”

They were all like “Oh my god!! Evil billionaires are trying to steal our water! We are all helpless and stupid! PLEASE, Captain Goatwanker from Lampasas! Save us!!” So I “packed my bag,” put on my rainbow cape and jumped into the Baby Seal Mobile as fast as I could. Then drove three hours to stand in a room at the back and… (checks notes) DID NOTHING!!

The same kid who is failing as a rancher because he has “no time” to feed a guard dog or eliminate coyotes, has 8 or 9 hours to waste on retardation like this. Talk about spinning your wheels!

Funny, this asshole (who is chairman of the LAMPASAS Democrat party) has not made a single PEEP about the quarry train OR the shitty water RIGHT HERE in his own town! No, he’s too busy trying to “look important” for his upcoming run for Texas Ag Commissioner.

More like “Texas FAG Commissioner,” ammi right? Rim shot!

Oh, and he did it all over again last night when he drove to a Grandy’s restaurant in Sherman, TX to “speak” to a few lonely old ladies and bearded commie morons. A meeting where only TWO people RSVPd. LOL.

Of course, this is all useless and empty theater for his BIG announcement tomorrow – that he is running for Ag Commissioner in Texas. Something I figured out a year ago and put on my Clayton Tucker Bingo Card back in December….

He needs to pretend to the idiot masses that he is a manchild of action and has plans to fix all the water problems, farming problems and dozens of other problems. Of course, he lives with his mom and has thus not even solved the FIRST problem in his life: being self-sufficient!

Yes, this is a HUGE weekend for the envious little commie: Ag Commissioner announcement tomorrow, Bernie Sanders rally in Dallas on Sunday and then a big “happy hour” with hundreds of other commie clowns that night!

No time to feed guard dogs or shoot coyotes, man. Too busy promoting envy and communism day and night.